Author's Note: Um...okay. I have to admit that I wasn't planning a sequel to this fic, let alone an epilogue, but since y'all seem to like my Sue parody so much, I'll see what I can do for a sequel. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy the epilogue, and check out the brand-new poll on my profile, it talks about the upcoming sequel. I think it's going to be open for voting for a week (so from today to the first of February), but I may extend it to two weeks.

Epilogue

The nine Titans wasted no time in rushing to the office of Jump City's official shrink (this was after the fire had gone out and the toasted marshmallows were eaten). Once there, all the shrink was able to get out of the Titans was that they had recently gone through what they called "a trauma." The shrink had them write about their experience on sheets of paper.

Now, the Titans had left, and the shrink was reading what they had written, shaking her head every so often.

"What are you reading?" the shrink's assistant, who had just walked into the office, asked.

"What the Titans wrote about an apparently traumatic experience," the shrink replied, not looking up. "It's quite disturbing, actually."

The assistant took the papers off the desk and began to read them.

Raven: I really ought to know better if a book is bad news. Next time I find an outrageously pink book in my room, I'm just throwing it out the window, whether it actually has dark magic in it or not.

Kid Flash: Never trust anything that's pink--the consequences will be severe, if not fatal. Unless of course, you have a significant other who has pink hair and pink eyes, that's totally different.

Jinx: I was converted to the good side just in time to have my sanity thrown out the window, thanks to the crappiest story I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I'm starting to wonder if being a Titan is even worth it.

Kole: I don't think I'm going to be able to read another story for a long time after the insanity I've seen. And it's probably going to be a while before I can be in the same room as a certain crazy Boy Wonder who knocks out my NOT-boyfriend.

Cyborg: I'm surrounded by crazy people.

Jericho: Some girl who doesn't even exist claimed to be related to me. In the last couple of hours, I've blabbed about my parentage, signed a lot of cuss words, and wished the fictional girl would die a very violent death. If people thought I was crazy before, they have no idea how insane I am after listening to that Suefic. I hope my dad's happy about this.

Beast Boy: I used to think that the world would be screwed without heroes. But now that I've seen how capable we are of being a crazed bunch of lunatics, I'm thinking we're all screwed.

Starfire: This "Mary Sue" did the stealing of Robin from me, did most horribly unspeakable things to him, insulted me without mercy, and did the killing me off at the end. It is apparent we have the issues to speak about.

Robin: I've been scarred for life! I knew that book had it in for me! I'm a victim of a Mary Sue!

"What exactly happened to these kids?" the assistant asked after she had finished reading, her eyes wide.

The shrink sighed. "I'm sure I'll find out, much sooner than I would like."

Really The End