![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Supernatural. hi. i don't really know what to write in these things soooo yaaaa... my favorite books are Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments Series, Fallen series by Lauren Kate, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, The Immortals series by Alison Noel, and so so many more i can not name. my favorite TV shows are Supernatural, House M.D., The Cape, Merlin, Pretty Little Liars, Dr. Who, Love Bites, Franklin & Bash and some others that i can't remember right now. Theme Songs to My Life:Sooner or Later and I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin my favorite music are Hollywood Undead, 3 Doors Down, 3oh!3, AC/DC,Areosmith,Billy Idol, Blink 182, Bon Jovi,Bowling For soup,Buckcherry,Breaking Benjamin,Bullet for My Valentine,Concrete Blonde, Diamond Nights,Dierks Bentley,Disturbed,Escape The Fate,Evanescence,Garth Brooks,George michael,Good Charlotte,Gorillaz,Great White,Guns N' Roses,Hinder,Insane Clown Posse,Joan Jett,Julianne Hough,Katy Perry,Ke$ha,Lustra,Marilyn Manson, Marty Stuart, Meredith Brooks, Mike Posner,Motley Crue,Mundy,Nickelback,Ozzy Osbourne,Paula Cole,Poison, The Ramons. Rob Zombie, Robert Palmer,Shania Twain,Scorpions,Sex Pistols,Smash Mouth,Sugarland, T.A.T.U. ,Taylor Swift,The All-American Rejects,The Band Perry, The Clash, The Kinks, The Offspring, Three Days Grace,Toby Keith,Trace Adkins,Linkin Park,Blondie, J Giles,Oasis,Sawer Brown,Uncle Kracker,The Bloodhound Gang,Eminem,Willy Nelson,Usher,Vapors,ZZ Top,Green Day,Jo Dee Messina,Pink,Warrent,Motorhead,Led Zeppelin, and many,many more. ummm soo... i hope you guys like my stories. the one that are me are in intalics. JUNE: Lives for:- -rainy days-adrenalin-sailing-climbing trees-art-nature-waistcoats-pocketwatches-snow-summerautumnwinterspring-motorbikes-ice cream-Dr Who-stars-MusePinkFloydLedZeppelinOasisDireStraitsQueenAerosmith-musicpoundingblastingloud-awesome guitar riffs-playing guitar-German Shepherds-green apples-picnics-mud-VW camper-surfing-stormy waves-beaches in the rain-writing late at night-window seats-painted floorboards-greenorangeblueyellowred-clouds-cameras-tadpoles-juice-toffee-swallows-ducks-fez-bowties ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed ok so i made this and thought that it was mostly right... Supernatural Playlist Sam: Time Goes On - Story of the Year In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. Here is some thing to help exercise demons :) (My computer im using is a bitch and wont let me put this in Latin) "Exorcism you, all the unclean spirit is satanica all power, all the invasions. Infernaladversary, all the legion, all the congregation and diabolical sect. Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile. 10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl 1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you. 2. Trench coats make u giggle 3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" 4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon" 5. U laugh when u see alcohol 6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like" 7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile 8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can. 9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it. 10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot. Don't know where this is from but: And then Leonardo da Vinci punched Antonio in the mouth. Not even Jesus saw that shit coming." "Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls." - Stephen Stills All of us crazy people will all rule the world someday. Those who have misunderstood us will be sorry. Supernatural Quotes (There's a lot. I kinda like this show too much XD) Dean: (about Bela) You know what? Your right. I’m not going to kill her. I think slow torture’s the way to go. Henricksen: You think you're funny? Dean: Ya know she could be faking. Dean :You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you! Dean: I like him. He says okie dokie. Dean: As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. (Everyone go…awwwww!!) Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. Dixon: Can you think of a worse hell? Dean: It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome. Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies? Bobby: Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you? Dean: You built a ghost proof panic room? Dean: What the hell? Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! Dean: If you want our help, why the hell didn't you just ask? Castiel: I found a liquor store. Castiel: Hey, Ass-butt! (Throws bottle of flaming Holy Water at Michael, burning him up) Crowley: I'll do the shorthand for you. (as Bobby) I want my soul back, idjit! (as himself) Afraid not. (as Bobby) But I'm surly and I got a beard. Gimme! (as himself) Blah blah blah. Homespun, cornpone insult. Witty retort from yours truly. The bottom line is, you get bupkis. Dean:"What's up with the licker store going on here, Bobby. Your parents out of town or something?" Dean:"Astronaut!" Dean:"Calm down? I'm wearing sunglasses at night! Do you know who does that? No talent douchebags! Why do you think I don't want to be in a procedural copshow? Because I hate procedural copshows! There is like 300 on one channel. They're all the frickin' same! It's like... ooh... a plane crashed here... Oh shut up!" Dean: I was under the impression that what makes sexy is the fact that he's wearing cowboy boots and not tennis shoes. Dean: Hey Sam, I dare you to take a swig at this Sam: What the hell would I do that for Dean: I double dare you Dean: House rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts it's cakehole. Castiel: Maybe one day, but today you're my little bitch. Dean: What he said. Henrickson: You think you're funny? Dean: I think I'm adorable. Dean: I like him, he says okie-dokie Dean: Dude, you fugly. BEST DEAN WINCHESTER QUOTES!!!! ~Dean 1. You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. 2. You stink like sex. 3. Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway. 4. Your half-caf. double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis. 5. I think I'm adorable. 6. Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? 7.What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I'm going to die? You know what, I've got one. Let's see, what rhymes with "Shut up Sam?" 8. You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you! 9.Come on man, I know Sam, okay? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscious than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn. 10. I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot. 11. I like him. He says okie dokie. know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! 13. Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay? 14. Yeah, Myspace, what the hell is that? (Sam laughs) Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site? 15. She was a Yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life! 16. Oh, that's...that's nice. You think about fairy tales often? 17. I'll tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damned frog. 18. Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that. 19. I'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said. 20. A had of glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week. 21. Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex. Dean: Don't objectify me! 22. Henricksen: I shot the sheriff! Dean: But you didn't shoot the deputy. 23. You kinky son of a b*tch, we don't swing that way. 24. Gumby girl...does that make me Pokey? 25. A bloody, violent monster, and you wanna be facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy. more to come... And a little Sammy for good measure... 1. Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns? 2. Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas? 3. When did you hit menopause? 4. Dean: What were you dreaming about? Sam: Lollipops and candy canes! And, Sam mimicking Dean from Mystery Spot "You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish...Sam Winchester wears make-up...Sam Winchester cries his way through sex...Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he...OK ENOUGH!! In a psychiatrist's waiting room, two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" You say Soulja Boy-I say Slipknot You Say Pink PΣΘPŁΣ CHΛИGΣ You say: Pink Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth ...Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! 1) Open your library or turn on your music player. 2) Put it on shuffle Post the Following is your obsessed with Supernatural like me ;-) You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins You say Demi and Joe, I say Dean and Lisa You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons You say pink, I say black You say Mustang, I say Impala You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will You say jerk, I say bitch You say Pattison, I say Winchester You say that there is no such thing as supernatural creatures, just remember I warned you that Jared Padalecki will someday become the antichrist!! |