Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?

Keeping time is hard, especially when you know how to cheat. Stark's newest employee is turning out to be all kinds of fun. OC centric,starts pre-film, continues through. Features HvZ, Coulson eating coffeecake, and, eventually, a plot. Rated for crazy.

Starts post TGG - I started writing during the hiatus between S1 & 2, so some things don't happen like in the show, but it will all get back right on track. Mostly Sherlock thinking about John and John thinking about Sherlock, and the interaction resulting from it all...

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

Tony left Afghanistan behind years ago. But did it leave him? N.B. non-graphic references to Tony's experiences at the hands of the Ten Rings

Sherlock likes to visit the cemetery. But one day when Mycroft takes him, the ten-year-old boy finds a man sitting on a tombstone he claims is his own marker. And that he died during The Great War. .:. AU ghost!John multi-chap fic. kid!lock, then present.

The crew of the Enterprise is tasked with a classified mission that takes them to the mysterious Tarsus IV. There they discover the secrets of Captain Kirk's past, coming to understand their captain in a way they never thought possible. Complete.

John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.

Molly has a hard time dealing with the news that her beloved Jim is actually a criminal mastermind. She has a harder time once he starts sending her messages and calling to collect. Molliarty

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

John knows how much Sherlock likes it when he's ordering around. He's going to use it against him. For his own pleasure.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

John has a particular scar on his upper arm

In a post-Inception job, Arthur, Eames, and Ariadne take on a job with a new Extractor, only to find that their mark may be more than they can handle.

There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

AU First year. Harry wasn't an only child, but had an identical twin, who died at birth. He's been hanging around ever since.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

AU, post fifth book. Without a Portkey, Harry is forced to fight his way out of the Cemetery at the end of the Fourth Book. He is tortured, hunted, and learns how to kill to survive. A story of the hardships of recovery and rebirth.

John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.

AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.

Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

ON HIATUS! Harry Potter, prophesized to be the mortal enemy of the Dark Lord. How far will he go in order to survive?

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Yagami Raito has never been known to be someone who is easily satisfied. And even so in death, he strives to attain perfection. First attempt at 'oneshot' ing.

PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.

PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.

In the end, the biggest winner in the game was Ryuuku.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

AU postOotP. Harry gets a visit from Sirius, and realizes that if he wants to win the war, he must forge his own destiny. Of course, it's never that simple, is it? Betrayed, he must seek out new allies, and form an army of his own. Major HG

REVISED. PostOOTP Harry's summer takes an unexpected turn when the guardian of the 7th gate of Hell shows up and offers to train him as a demon hunter. BadAss!Harry. Older!Future!Mentor!Inuyasha. Rated for language i.e. Inu's mouth

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.

Reloaded & Censored' The ghost of the great Captain Romulus holds the secret to a legendary treasure and Captain Jack Sparrow must recruit a medium to help him find it, but she's less then willing to help. Chapter Twenty-nine: Cacho!

COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Captain Jack Sparrow has a rum bottle stuck on his index finger this is from his personal log book

AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...

COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.

[ sequel to 'In Wonderland' ] Legolas returns to Eryn Lasgalen to find that nothing is what it seems to be on the surface.

Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.

COMPLETE! An AU fic where James and Lily lived, Harry is a normal wizard teen, and he has...SIBLINGS! But what happens when Harry finds out that he is living a life that shouldn't be?

Rated for language and yaoi (not intense). Raito and L have a conversation about the physical act of love. Set during handcuff and forfeit!Raito chapters.

There's a talent show at Hogwarts and Harry is doing standup comedy. Rated R for language. Extended Version

[Death Note]. A short, Raitocentric, set during L's time at school. Raito tries to figure out the nature of L's intelligence.

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans

After Sirius' death, Harry begins to have awkward dreams at night, and during the day his mind plays tricks on him. Trying to solve the mystery, Harry returns to the Death Chamber that holds the dais, and discovers something he never expected. FINISHED

Harry wears a blindfold in an attempt to find something, and brings about something he never thought would happen, even dreamt of.

In the summer before third year, Harry runs away. What follows is the account of his life as a lost soul, outcast, thief and gang member of the notorious Wizard gang, the lost boys. Alternate Universe. (No Slash, new characters or main romance)

Raito was interesting, in the way that a shinigami never could be, and in a way that only a handful of other humans were. He was interesting in a dangerous way, smiling while plotting murder, then crying after the deed was done.

Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

Something is wrong. It seems that the only person who remembers the existence of Harry Potter is Harry himself... COMPLETE!

The restless wanderer, she danced upon the earth. The wind showed her which way to go and it has led this brazen gypsy child right to Captain Jack Sparrow.

Samantha Cooper stumbles upon our hansome blacksmith. I suck at summaries. Just R&R! WillOC

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

COMPLETE! After having left her at Port Royal many years ago, Captain Jack Sparrow thought it was the last he would ever see of Scarlett Bane. He couldn't have been more wrong. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.

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[AU Story] Harry is sent to Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit. When he escapes a massive manhunt begins. How will Harry surive? [Please Review]

[EDITED]She was a valiant warrior, and her skill in the art of combat more than made up for what she lacked in beauty. However, with her diminishing spirit, her only hope for survival lay not with her sword but with the one she refused to love.

Nathan, at age 17, already has a strange life, occupied by his criminal activities. When he becomes a mutant, everything changes as his life is brought to another stage where he has to face himself and to become the person he is meant to be *COMPLETE!*

After a final fight with Voldemort, Harry is sent to another world... a world where he died ten years ago, Voldemort is still at large, and his parents are alive. But the differences aren't stopping at that. H/D *Complete with Epilogue!

An extremely disturbed student transfers to Hogwarts in the middle of Draco's fifth year, and develops an unhealthy obsession with a professor. Now AU, and on hiatus indefinitely.

Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?