Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural.

I realized I have been posting one shots that feature Sam, Sam and Gabe, Dean and Castiel, Dean and Gabriel, all of course, with mentions of Sabriel and Destiel, except in Unknown, but I haven't posted any sole Dean/Castiel under the Dean and Castiel pairings.

"What's wrong with my tie?" Jimmy huffed. "If you're going to be a tax accountant, you have to look like a tax accountant, and to look like a tax accountant, you have to tighten the tie!" Now some people would be considered insane to have a voice in their head but of course, there was an exception to every rule.

Castiel and Jimmy were the exceptions.

"But it is uncomfortable," Castiel frowned. "And you are not a tax accountant!"

"Cas!" Castiel huffed but obediently tightened the tie, fidgeting because it was uncomfortable.

"Cas, can you stay still for like two minutes?" Dean demanded, looking at the angel annoyed. "And what's up with your tie?"

"Jimmy said I should tighten it," Castiel said. Dean blinked. Was the angel… pouting?

"So you're listening to Jimmy now?" Dean asked.

"He was very adamant,"

"Come here," Dean ordered. Castiel tilted his head so Dean sighed and was actually the one to get up and walk over to Castiel. He grabbed hold of the tie and loosened it for him.

"Tell Jimmy that you're the one wearing it," Dean said.

"But-"

"No buts. Hey, Jimmy, can you hear me in there? Can he hear me?" Dean asked.

"Yes,"

"Yes, Dean," Castiel said.

"Let Cas where the tie how he wants. Least he's not a demon," Dean grunted.

"Great… why don't you two just… hey Cas, do you know what snogging is?"

"No. Should I?" Castiel asked.

"Tell Dean- without saying I told you to- tell Dean to teach you how to snog you," Jimmy said. "It might even help you get rid of the tie."

"What does it mean? How does snogging help me get rid of a tie?"

"Just do it,"

"Dean, teach me how to snog," Castiel said. Dean froze.

"Are you serious?"

"I should think so," Castiel said.

"Cas… what about…?" Dean stared at Castiel like a fish out of water.

"What about whom, Dean?" Castiel blinked. Dean stared at Castiel for a second longer and closed the distance between them again, grabbing Castiel by the tie and kissing him hard on the mouth. Castiel gasped and Dean used the opportunity to slip his tongue inside Castiel's mouth, encouraging Castiel to kiss him back.

"Kissing is… snogging?" Castiel asked.

"Don't talk to me. Kiss your man," Jimmy ordered. "And tell him he'd better make the sex good."

"Thank you, Jimmy,"

"Just kiss him, Cas,"

Castiel wrapped his arms around Dean's neck and began to kiss Dean back. From there on out, it was all passion and fire.

"Dean?" Castiel asked when they parted. "Is kissing snogging?"

"Yeah- wait. You didn't know what snogging was?" Dean asked. "Oh, crap. Cas-" Castiel silenced Dean by undoing his tie and wrapping it around Dean's neck and pulling Dean down to his level, "snogging" him into silence.

"Shut up and snog me, Dean," Castiel ordered. Dean happily complied, wrapping his arms around Castiel's waist.

"Thank God, I hated that tie," Jimmy thought. "At least now it can be put to good use."