Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.

Maybe the insanity of the wizarding world isn't best countered with logic and rationality but by a more resilient sort of insanity. Harry ends up in the hands of the Wyrd Sisters and is excited to become the very best witch he can be.

Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!

Harry wants to use the power of science to invent magical space travel, while Hermione is a celebrity Auror-in-training who wants to fight injustice. However, the two of them, in spite of their intelligence, can't seem to figure out how romance works. Based on characters from HPMOR.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

There's still a lot to explore and experience in a world full of magic even if you never become a main character. In Hufflepuff house, you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime. Also, we have a table of infinite snacks. Gen/Friendship. First Year Complete.

The ice-skating rink is full of fumbling people, but Ginny finds one person in extra need of help. (muggle AU, meet-cute, Harry/Ginny)

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

"I, Charles Bucket, have decided to allow six children - just six, mind you, and no more - to visit my factory this year." Rational, but not strictly. Finished.

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

[Post-Rebellion] To strike down a devil is no small feat, but to help her stand up again is greater still. Stormclouds gather on Mitakihara's horizon as those who rule above and below maintain an uneasy peace, dispatching loyal servants into a troubled world. When one story ends and another begins, the only way forward is together.

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.

Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.

"ON THE LONGEST DAY OF THE THOUSANDTH YEAR, THE STARS WILL AID IN HER ESCAPE, AND SHE WILL BRING ABOUT NIGHTTIME ETERNAL" An alternate-universe continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, wherein Harry learns of a different, ancient, powerful kind of Magic. Spoiler alert: It's Friendship.

The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.

Minerva realised when Harry James Potter first walked into Hogwarts that something wasn't right. Through a combined effort of the Snake and the Lion, they set to change things. Harry is now about to walk into his second year at the wizarding school, with a whole new curriculum. What happens when adults behave like adults with a basilisk on the loose? Sequel to I Did Nothing.

Wherein Ron is an irredeemable sap, Harry isn't much better, and Bill is so Over It all (but secretly pleased). Or how Ron's stag do goes the way most things do when Harry Potter is involved—a quick spiral into violence and heartwarming disaster. (Harry/Ginny)

Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.

"We've received intel that suggests the Nazis are going to send agents to capture the Pandorica" Agent Carter explained.

Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS

Harry raised his head from the book he was reading, snugly sat on top of his bunk, at the topmost floor of Ravenclaw Tower. Right in front of him, he saw himself. And that was only the least strange thing that would happen on that day...

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Young Mr. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres has bitten his third-year maths teacher (she didn't know what a logarithm was). His parents have decided it would be best for him to be homeschooled. However, they both work during school hours and arrangements can't be made immediately, so Harry is left to his own devices for a day. A prequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.

The War in Europe is finally ending. Doctor Indiana Jones and Agent Peggy Carter have to make sure it stays that way. They'll need ravens, a flute and a sack of grain (or maybe a bottle of 1935 Chateau Latour Pauillac, an uta shinobue and a parrot). A crossover with Indiana Jones, Agent Carter and Captain America: First Avenger.

During the Battle of Britain and on the eve of what is believed to be the Nazi invasion of England, Polly goes hunting for vermin.

The White Queen, the Iron Heart of Britannia, Euphemia the Just, many are the titles and appellations for Euphemia I, 99th Empress of the Holy Britannian Empire. Her ascension is remarkable not only for the means by which her majesty obtained the throne but also the many tragedies that marked the path.

When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.

One night at 3 AM, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore wake up to find that the prophecy has taken an unforeseen turn. "Congratulations Headmaster," said Harry, voice laden with unholy glee, "you're the Chosen One!"

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

In the year 1991 A.D., an emergency temporal shift landed Dalek Unit E-K-79 on a planet full of disgusting inferiors waving sticks about as though they were blasters. The mysterious disappearance of a nosy Hogwarts student turns out to be the first blow in what will come to be known as the Dalek Invasion of Hogwarts… as narrated here by the interested party Herself!

Navigating distances and finding your way back home. Harry and Ginny after the war. Second in the Armistice Series, follows pick it up, pick it all up and start again. Harry/Ginny

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

A weird pre-apocalyptic reimagining of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality in a retrofuturist AU with parallel universes, megacorporations, high magic, Cold War wizardry, and AI. "I've never been more confused or entertained in my life." - MurtGastin. "The world of Harry Potter feels magical again. Without feeling childish." - Guest. Updates every three Wednesdays!

Being petrified and having one's absurdly lucky best friend kill a big snake really gets a girl thinking. Where could they go from there? A midnight conversation leads to a promise to do better, regardless of breaking one, two, or a dozen laws along the way. With a definitely safe wand, allies expecting her to be the next dark lady, and a free summer, what is a girl to do?

Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)

From the point of view of the U.S. Military, Tom Berenson is an ideal candidate to act as temporary field commander and liaison for the Animorphs as they investigate a downed alien ship. From the point of view of Tom Berenson, this is the stupidest decision the U.S. military has ever made. Eleutherophobia pt. 9

Synopsis: From Scar's perspective, it never made much sense to justify a divine kingship through a perpetual cycle of death and suffering, though that wasn't what was really bothering him. One little push and all his troubles would be over – if only that darn cub wasn't so cute! (Rational!Scar raises Simba as his own. COMPLETE!)

AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

The thing about war is that it never ends. Not really. The battlefields just change locations. Harry and Ginny after the war. Sequel to The Changeling. First story in the Armistice Series. Harry/Ginny.

Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.

When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...

In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr

The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 30: Pokemon Picking.

AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play

A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.

After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

Tom isn't sure how he ended up helping Eva run a support group for ex-hosts, or why his high school crush is still interested in him given their complicated history, or why Jake feels the need to feel guilty for so many things that are not his fault. But he's going to have to figure it out fast, because hosts are dying at an alarming rate. Eleutherophobia pt. 7

Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -NOT DEAD, I AM JUST RECOVERING FROM HATING SPIRIT OF JUSTICE'S ENDING-

The Doctor, Rory, and Amy investigate Hill Valley, a place where time is warped and stretched and tangled in itself, and must solve the mystery of Marty McFly, a boy who remembers things that never happened, before time runs out for him.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

Rose says that I am an oblivious moron, but would an oblivious moron have such a deep and sensitive diary? I don't think so. No one knows how I suffer in this ridiculous family. Written for SIYE's The Burrow Secret Challenge 2016, and inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole.

What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?

(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong) Still reeling from Lucius' Death and Narcissa's rebirth, Draco struggles to find his place in a changing Hogwarts and learns a dark secret of his new room-mate: Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.

Jack always knew that desk was going to be the death of him, just not quite so literally. When Homeworld Security comes under attack, Jack discovers he hasn't lost his edge, or his team. Set post-Continuum.

Tom's not an expert in neuropsychology, or child care, or much of anything outside of the best way to throw a layup. In fact, he doesn't have much going for him outside of a snarky attitude, a wealth of experience in being used as an alien puppet, and a determination to have his revenge on the yeerks by living well. Eleutherophobia pt. 6

Voldemort was defeated on Halloween 1981, but Lucius Malfoy faked his survival to take over Britain in his name. Almost 20 years later, the Dark Lord returns to a very different Britain - but Malfoy won't give up his power. And Dumbledore sees an opportunity to deal with both. Caught up in all of this are two young people on different sides.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com

In an Alternate Universe where muggleborns are a tiny minority and stuck as third-class citizens, formally aligning herself with her best friend, the famous boy-who-lived, seemed a good idea. It did a lot to help Hermione's status in the exotic society of a fantastic world so very different from her own. And it allowed both of them to fight for a better life and better Britain.

[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Instead of letting Vernon in on her sister's little secret, Petunia worked diligently to keep magic as nothing more than a fairytale. However, when she dies unexpectedly, leaving her husband a widower shortly before that fateful Halloween night, Vernon doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he takes Harry into his home. AU. COMPLETE with epilogue!

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.

This is based on my interpretation of the Tom Riddle portrayed in Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. I loosely follow the story and facts laid out by HPMOR but I do make a lot of changes, large and small.

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.

One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

This is designed to start after chapter 102 of Eliezer Yudkowsky's "Harry Potter and the methods of rationality" (google hpmor). It was written by a fan waiting impatiently (but constructively) for the story to be finished. Read it before this. As usual, characters are owned by Rowling or Yudkowsky. Update: added vignette at end.

After the siege of Anvard, a Tiger is clingy, a King gets inkstains, a Queen goes courting, Horses share deeds of great daring, Crows make wagers, stories are forgotten, and a Faun is a diplomatic liar and most unreliable narrator. Written for the 2015 Narnia Fic Exchange

When the Four disappear from Narnia, the Council must decide the destiny of the country and crown its new ruler: an unexpected King in a time of unexpected peril, and one who will mark the end of the Golden Age and lead Narnia through the coming Dark Age.

An AU/Continuation recursive fanfic of the excellent "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, the Boy-Who-Lived, General Chaos, etc., has had a rather busy year. With the term drawing to a close, Harry starts to discover the truth behind the enigmatic Defence Professor, Quirinus Quirrell.

Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter are both starting their first year in Hogwarts, and a chance meeting aboard the Hogwarts Express forever changes the wizarding world in the most curious fashion.

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

Tom does his best to encourage Jake to be irresponsible for once, and in the process learns more than he necessarily wanted to about where Jake's head is at right now. The boys struggle to talk and to find common ground as some of the darker truths of the war get laid out between them. Emotional h/c with a happy ending. Eleutherophobia pt. 5.

The story of an adolescent human-Controller - a boy and his Yeerk. Runs parallel to the events of Animorphs #50-54. Explores gay issues with mild sexual content, mostly explores what it would be like to spend a significant portion of growing up as a slave of the Yeerk invasion. SLASH

Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.

The Solar Kingdom, but not as you know it. Gargantuan skyscrapers line the streets and mechanical transports dot the skies. Artificial constructs reign over most electronics built within the last decade. Mechanical and bioengineered enhancements adorn the body of the modern equine. In short: Sundry tales from a cyberpunk Equestria.

Cooking for Narnians is very complex and murdering your dinner guests is best avoided.

A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.

When Harry attempts to beat the goblins at financial arbitrage, it falls to Griphook to explain why the world isn't as simple as it might first seem. Based on situations from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

Humans and Angels cannot coexist. One species must eliminate the other in order to inherit the world... or, you know, they could just find another planet. This is a tale of hope and friendship. It is also a story about a bunch of weird stuff happening on Mars.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

HPMOR meta-fanfic, starting with Harry left in Hogwarts having one week left until Voldemort comes back to kill him.

In which Tom Berenson learns that DNA allergies are a pain in the butt, that Jake has a frankly ridiculous number of morphs, that stubbornness is not always a virtue, and that there's a difference between surviving the war and living through it. Set about three months after the end of the series. Eleutherophobia pt. 4

Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Fork of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, exploring the intersection between rationality and human psychology. Knowing and doing are two different things, no matter how smart you might be. Divergence at chapter 91. If you haven't read HPMOR, and you should, beware the SPOILERS.

After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.

Being dead kind of sucks...

With a yeerk in his head Tom can only watch, utterly helpless, as his family falls apart. Tom's perspective on what happens to Jake during the war. Loose prequel to "Day the Earth Stood Still." (Rated for language.) Eleutherophobia pt. -1

The yeerk-human war may be over, but Tom and Jake's struggle to deal with a late-night intruder into the Berenson household proves that adjusting to normal life after its end is not easy. Sequel to Day the Earth Stood Still. Eleutherophobia pt. 3

Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.

People were always falling into Adventures in the Professor's house. Written for Heliopause for the 2014 Narnia Fic Exchange.

Two weeks after the end of the war, the world is still struggling with the realization that the alien invasion has come and gone-and most people didn't even notice when it happened. Tom couldn't care less what everyone else thinks but wishes he could go back to the life he had before his brain was invaded and his kid brother became a war hero. Eleutherophobia pt. 2

Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.

Tom survives Rachel's assassination attempt; the yeerk in his head does not. Now he's left dealing with the aftermath of his infestation in a world that is still reeling from the revelations of the yeerk-human war, but all he really cares about is looking out for Jake and the rest of their shattered family. AU for The Beginning; otherwise canon-compliant. Eleutherophobia pt. 1

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.

Five years after being bitten by a radioactive Portia and losing his beloved uncle Ben, Peter Parker dedicates his life to cryopreserving people on the brink of death.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

A romantic comedy of tree pollen, snark, biology and high finance featuring the Just King and an Evil Banker. Epilogue, Acceptance of the Terms.

Story occurs in universe of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', diverging @ch89, contains spoilers, and is unlikely to make sense without having read the same. I would expect this to be the first (deeply ingrained) response of anyone who grew up in a first-world country. It's so annoying to be in the position of yelling at a character to do something obvious...

Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.

One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

::Sequel to Lesson One:: It's a snow day, and to Princess Anna of Arendelle, that has only one meaning: Fun times with her big sister. But when a certain Scottish princess makes moves to monopolize Elsa's time Anna has no choice but to take matters into her own hands. And considering the nature of Merida's 'interest', that spells trouble with a capital 'ANNA'.

A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?

Unconnected drabbles and oneshots concerning the Pedestal universe and novel. Expect a wide array of genres, themes, pairings, and moods.

This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.

Aslan won't tell you anyone else's story, even if everyone else is dead. A dark LWW AU.

Merida promised Elsa an archery lesson. And a princess ALWAYS keeps her word... mostly. ::Brave x Frozen crossover, Elsida, sequel to 'Proper Posture'.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.

Merida is looking forward to a visit to another country, and dreading a night spent in a dress and uncomfortable shoes. Elsa is still settling into her new role as a queen. Add a healthy dose of social awkwardness, a little talk on the nature of freedom, and an impromptu archery lesson, stir well, and who knows what might come up?

She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.

The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

With moments to spare, the Order of Dagon decides to send the key in human form to someone who would protect it with his very life: Harry Potter. Now, he faces new and old foes alike who all want the power that his sister holds, in addition to the insurmountable task of being an older brother.

Short story. 30 years after Third Impact, Rei watches over an immobile Gendo Ikari as he enters into his last days, while trying to make sense of her place in a world that has moved on.

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

The gods have always been quick to fall to bickering.

They had gathered to bring peace to a disordered world, but unexpected revelations threatened new upheavals—of another kind entirely. This story was first published in the Narnia Fic Exchange 2013 on LiveJournal, as a gift for OldFashionedGirl95, aka pencildragon11. Rated T for very mild sexual references. Many thanks to lovely beta reader, greaves, aka runesnspoons. :D

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

Set at the end of #19 The Departure: Cassie has sacrificed herself in order to free Karen and now Aftran is faced with the reality of her decision. Will a conversation with one of the Animorphs and her host strengthen her resolve to change?

No, she can't land in a world filled with happiness and light and puppies that chase rainbows. It's so freaking typical.

March 1918. World War 1 was on its end phase, the Americans have entered the fight and Germany's defeat was all but imminent. On the night before Clarisse was to return to France, she and a friend went on a drinking spree on London's downtown but when they were about to leave the tavern, they found out they were no longer in the real world but already inside a miasma. A TtS spinoff

Different times make different heroes. What is the the impact of 100 years of human history? An Alternate Universe, created under the premise that the Angels attacked in 1915 instead of 2015.

Step one: take Rapunzel to the bookshop. Step two: take Rapunzel EVERYWHERE. Step three: keep Pascal's tongue out of your ear...maybe that's step one. (One-shot, set during the Kingdom Dance in the movie.)

A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!

Chapter 17, Kiss Me Like A Soldier Heading For War. Col. George Walker-Smythe dines with two Pevensies: one is a Crow; the other is an Ass. Edmund begins a tale for Morgan. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. Part 3 of The Stone Gryphon.

Golden Week has arrived! While the rest of the SOS Brigade makes plans, Kyon is forced to go to a family reunion far out in the country - so Haruhi gives him an assignment: learning about lucid dreaming. Surely nothing unusual could come of that...

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter

Mitigation: The act of making a condition or consequence less severe. In the wake of the battle against the sixth angel, something leaves Gendo Ikari scrambling to preserve his scenario. What exactly is Project Mitigation? Who activated it? These questions will set into motion a chain of events that even the Master of Puppets himself could not properly guard against.

"I've grown quite tired of observing a static subject. That's why…" Asakura Ryoko told me, "I'll make out with you and see how Suzumiya Haruhi responds." Chapter 11: Dreams, Near-Death Experiences, and Near-Kyon Experiences.

In 1947, the hammer of Thor landed in the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion, bringing with it the terror and splendor of another universe. Continued in The Crisis of Infinite Shinjis. See Age of Marvels for a revisitation of the Marvel/Eva fusion concept.

Spin-off of Hieronym's To the Stars. Power is absolute in Theatre City, until a young girl makes a wish for the sake of her friend's future.

It was a secret war they pretended didn't exist for so long but eventually they all became aware of it and then there was no going back for any of them. The ending was almost inevitable but it's the journey that matters. Snapshots of the Berenson family.

Have you ever wondered what happened to the letter after Doc handed to the post office in 1885? How the post office reacted to letter with precise instructions of when and where it should be delivered to? How it survived 80 years sitting on the shelves? Have you ever wondered what happened to the man after he handed over the to Marty?

Susan and Peggy go shooting; Peter and Steve walk into a bar; Crow, Spider, and Hawk fight the Cold War; Hulk like Lucy. Written for the 2012 Narnia Fic Exchange. AU for The Last Battle; also includes Marvel comics, Captain America: The First Avenger; and The Incredible Hulk 2008

A heated confrontation with Celestia over her portrayal as Nightmare Moon and her sister's authoritarianism leads Luna to search for answers about the past, unwittingly tangling Twilight and her friends into a cosmic struggle between order and liberty.

Cliches are the backbone and life blood of fanfiction, they're what keeps a steady stream of new writers pouring in. Even for veterans of the site, these horrible tropes will catch up to everyone sooner or later. All pairings and most suggestions taken.

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

A modern teenage girl goes into the Wardrobe, meets Aslan, and learns an important lesson that does not include falling in love with a King. Written for the 2011 Narnia Fic Exchange.

As D-Day and the assault upon Hitler's Fortress Europe loom, Peter enlists in the Glider Corps of the Airborne Division as a paratrooper and Susan joins the spies of the Special Operations Executive. Part of The Stone Gryphon story cycle.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.

In the aftermath of their faux-double-suicide, Jim's a wreck. His will to live, his zest for his work, even his enthusiasm for a really good suit, all gone on holiday. But somebody's had enough of all this wallowing. Time to get out of bed, Jim.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Because it so puts my brother's beak out of joint, sometimes I help Aslan. Not that he really needs it, of course. Besides, the Lion of Narnia always appreciates a good joke.

An encounter at the cemetery doesn't go as planned for Buffy and Willow. Xander witnesses the aftermath. Season 2. Vamped Scoobs.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

The Storyteller hadn't bloody finished yet, so just sit down, shut up and listen to the ending. Alright, kids? - Oneshot Featuring, btw, the 'clue' Moffat seems to think we all missed. We're not that thick, folks, now, are we?

You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.

In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.

In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.

Hither came Shinji Ikari, black haired, sullen eyed, to tread the thrones of the Earth beneath his Evangelion's feet.

Four years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry, Hermione and Draco enter their fifth year at Hogwarts.

Kyon wasn't that surprised when he ended up with a place at the same university as Haruhi, and getting a student apartment together in Nagoya just seemed like the most sensible thing to do. Until one morning when Kyon wakes up with a pair of wings.

The Angels are gone. Now what? Twelve years after the end of the First Angel War, and five years after the end of the Second, several people have to find a way to answer that question. Now matter how much it could hurt them.

It's a new year at school, and Haruhi's frustrated with the state of affairs in the Brigade. In order to get things back on track, she decides to give everyone their annual review... Diverges after book 8.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.

Because one universe isn't big enough to hold River Song and Mara Jade.

Go read "Last Child of Krypton: Redux". I'd rather that stand as the definitive version.

Long before you were born she was born. But while she was made from metal and motherboards, she did start out the same way as you, she knew nothing. And the ones who made her thought nothing of her. But she grew, and then she fell. GLaDOS/Chell Sorta...

Edmund's memoirs reveal a darker Narnia than the one Professor Lewis described...

Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.

Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!

Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!

Humans rule Narnia, but Human rules don't always apply. In the first year of their rule, the Pevensies find out how different Narnia really is. For the 2011 Narnia Fic Exchange

A short standalone spin-off of my previous work, The Shadow of Haruhi Suzumiya, where I promised a happy Nagato fic. This fluffy one-shot should qualify.

Asuka and Misato are more than roommates. They're friends. Wait. I mean mortal enemies.

You know, it's rather surprising how these unknowing god-like entities all seem to collect small gangs which they drag on adventures on a whim. And if Adam Young and Haruhi Suzumiya spend too much time in close proximity, the world might just end. Again.

A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"

Small peeks into times near and far... A direct sequel to At a Glance. No real dramatic tension, just fluff. Happy Tanabata. :

BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?

An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.

A Doctor Whoof take on the last scenes of "The End of Time".

Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

Homura wakes up in a world where the only witch is the one in her head.

In an alternate "MLP:FiM" universe, the retired royal librarian of Equestria looks back on the interesting times of her life.

The team finds a strange visitor who emotes in complex similes.

Tenchi Masaki has avoided Jurai politics so far, but not much longer.

Sam's last mission on SG-1 and the life that follows. Sam/Jack

"He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long." Former High King of Narnia and current RAF Flight Officer Peter Pevensie is not a fool. Written for the 2010 Narnia Fic Exchange.

For months and years, however they were counted, on a flat world or a round one, Jill Pole was always by his side and had his back. Written for the 2010 Narnia Fic Exchange.

A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

Five years ago, SG-1 broke in half. Two years ago, Earth lost. Today, there is one last chance to fix things. But sometimes the pieces just don’t fit back together again. AU, apocafic, darkfic, team, Sam/Jack. In-progress series.

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

Even in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Horror fic collection.

A collection of short domestic scenes about Tobias, Marco and Ax in the woods. Spoilers up through #47. Rated for language and some teenage sex talk.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Even an empty shell has her opinions. Visser One and Eva, Eva's POV. Takes place during the series, spoilers up through #54. Rated for language and sexual content. Complete.

The parents wait for news as the war draws to a close. Spoilers for the whole series.

After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Kyon wakes up one day as a girl, in yet another one of Haruhi's bizarre incidents. Now s/he must find out what happened, save the world from another near-apocalypse, and hopefully change back to normal. But, first he needs to ask, does s/he even want to?

Mal's not sure about the strange new passager that signs on with Serenity. What with his bleached blond hair and his leather coat that looks like it belongs in a museum, Mal is a mite suspicious.

A year after the war, Marco runs into a familiar face he doesn't especially want to see. Rated for language and some legal substance use. One-shot.

Silence has fallen, but the Doctor is screaming in the dark, immobile and imprisoned. AU from The Pandorica Opens.

Vague spoilers for 'The Big Bang' and 'The Five Doctors.' Two Time Lords meet along an unraveling timeline.

In a slight variation on the effects of Free Will, the Angels attack in 2021 instead of 2015. This is not to say people are unprepared. It's just that things tend to go off track when the Scenario is sort of left to ferment.

Eva reflects on her new situation and how Marco's grown up. One-shot, complete. Spoilers for #45. Title from the Hole song.

A collections of short stories covering our heroes lives. From laughter to tears, life carries on. Newest story: The Birth of a World

Aboard the Rachel, Tobias and Marco have a conversation on guilt and resilience. One-shot, Tobias' POV. Rated for language. Spoilers for book #54. Title taken from the Tori Amos song.

Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.

One-shot, slight BluexLeaf. There hadn't always been just two of them. Once, there had been three...Blue, Red, and Leaf friendship.

In which the SOS Brigade faces the most daunting challenge that has perhaps ever been presented to them in a fanfiction before. Contains OOCness for a reason. Rated T for language and just plain crudeness.

Someone killed J.K. Rowling before she finished writing Book 7... and it might have been someone from within the story itself. Thursday Next investigates.

It's not easy to change history.

A familiar individual comes back. Is she an old foe, or a new friend? Spoilers for the first season/book, with hints of events in Vanishment.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Clearly, a lot was going on at Unseen University before the events of Unseen Academicals. What caused the schism in the staff, specifically Ridcully vs. the former Dean and Ponder vs. Adrian Turnipseed?

Has everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!

How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!

Barney's not the man he thought he was. An alternative look at the events from Miracles to Rabbit Or Duck.

Both Itsuki and Tsuruya wear their masks when the time calls for them. But when the spotlight shuts off, and the curtain falls, they only have each other in the end. Rated T for language and some OOC thoughts.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

After all, something had to replace Torchwood One

Somewhere out in the scarred earth of No Man's Land someone had produced a football, and there had been a half-hearted sort of attempt to form proper teams before everyone just defaulted to kicking it about. The tale of the Christmas football game.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.

Ash just wishes that Misty would be nicer, or maybe more sarcastic, or maybe a cheerleader or a genius, anyone other than who she is. The Legendaries have no problem arranging that, but, in the end, is it really what he wants? AAML

As the Kira case winds down, L grows more unhinged but not from impending death. Watari's deep secret, a terrifying invention 150,000 years in the making, the ghost of a condemned man, and the reality of his very existence will soon crash in on him.

Post-DH. On the eve of the Decommissioning of Malfoy Manor, Hermione remembers the end of her childhood. The bookstore scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, POV Hermione. An excerpt from the forthcoming 'Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation'

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

This TV show will destroy you. And Shinji Ikari doesn't care.

Mai's secret thoughts on all the Avatar ships- you know the funny is coming when the driest, most critical personality in the show decides to let it all out! Everything Avatar is analyzed and described in the most ridiculous way possible! A fandom classic!

When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Death might not be short, but all it takes to spark it is one little day. Short little AU one-shot: "What if Asakura succeeded in murdering Kyon?" Obviously not the happiest of stories.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Nagato's gotten used to waiting. Drabble.

Ash wasn't asking Brock for advice on girls, oh no. He was asking for advice about girls, which was entirely different. It was only out of curiosity that he inquired, "What's the perfect girl?" Hints of AAML

My Rosie being friends with an arrogant Slytherin git? Fat chance! - The parents finally learn about their children's choice in friends; next generation story, canon compliant

Donna is destined to bring the Master back to life, but was it ever her true intention to restore this dangerous Timelord to former power? A Donna/Master/Doctor fic: COMPLETED

In the year 2020, the world is still reeling from Third Impact. The three unfinished MP EVAs have been completed, and Shinji and Asuka have been called to Berlin to pilot once again. But the new regime isn't the only one interested in the children...

When the Death Note falls into the hands, not of an ordinary human being, but Haruhi Suzumiya, the world becomes more 'interesting' in a way that Ryuk never would have expected and Kyon never would have wanted. Crossover

A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.

What if L had been a bit more subtle in telling Light his identity?

In the summer of the Dawn Treader, Aslan tries to get Peter's attention. But, it's all Greek to Peter as he studies with Professor Kirke and meets unusual people who seem vaguely familiar. Part 1 of The Stone Gryphon

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Loren tries to make a life, all the while remembering she has a son who wants nothing to do with her.

Neon Genesis Evangelion romance/drama with Groundhog Day elements and a little humor thrown in. SxR. The pilots find themselves caught in a time-loop, and as things grow ever stranger, will they be able to figure out what's happening without going insane?

Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, and it may just be the one thing that can really help stop the Angels. Too bad Shinji Ikari is in over his head. Crossover.

I never hid the scar. I wore it as a symbol of shame, of the banished prince... but I never hid from it. I could never hide what my daemon is, either. Or what she isn’t. Avatar/His Dark Materials Xover

A Christmas Eve service, and a nighttime ritual, give Mr. Pevensie an insight into the lives of his children. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.

A wizard from Unseen University's past finds himself brought forward in time to an Ankh Morpork that is no longer familiar to him.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

It takes an awful lot to change a person. 500 years oughta do it. Coincidentally, that's about long enough to grow a TARDIS. Jack is about to learn this from personal experience.

Sheppard wants out of the infirmary, but how he got in there in the first place could cause trouble of a loss-of-inhibitions-"Virus?" kind. Mostly humor, with large doses of insanity. Shweir, FordTeyla, McKaySora

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

We've brought things back from all over the galaxy. One of them's finally snapped us in the ass." - this series starts with the end of the world, so not a happy, cheery fic.

Giles purchases an eclectic piece of art with absolutely no mysterious origins. Nope, none whatsoever. Can you say oops?

What happens when two fated people never meet?

Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.

Susan after the aftermath, heavily inspired by Neil Gaiman’s short story ‘The Problem of Susan.’ Identify the bodies, sell the estate: that's life, dear, nothing to do but live it.

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

An accident with two linked Vanishing Cabinets transports Draco Malfoy and Prince Zuko into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all. Harry Potter/Avatar: TLA

A short vignette from Yuki's POV. Not your typical WAFF. YukiKyon. Warning: expect lots of technical language. This is Yuki, after all.

The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?

Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

And now for something a little different: bedtime stories for Sasami.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Ryoko is thrilled to discover that this story is based on Tenchi Universe, but the rest of the cast isn't so happy.

A long time ago, the Four Nations were at war. The story of the first Avatar.

Tenchi only thought he had it bad...

Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...

Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.

Amnesia: a typical plot cliche found in fiction. But when fiction becomes reality, what will Kyon do? How did it happen? Who's to blame? Kyon x Haruhi COMPLETE

Blackrose meets Kite's fanclub! Oh, are they in for a surprise! blackrosexkite

Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.

No matter the circumstances, there is always a way to defeat an angel.

An average day in the life of MihoKiyo. Too bad Kiyone doesn't think so, especially when Mihoshi brings a friend to the party!

Zoe finds Wash's Dino's on the floor and ends up having her own little playtime.

Firefly/Doctor Who crossover. A merc and a Doctor walk into a time machine...

Four Jacks in a room: Harkness, Sparrow, O'Neill and Daniels, and then things really start to get strange. TW POTC SG1 crossover

John starts to exhibit telekinetic abilities after returning through the time dilation portal. Takes place between Epiphany and Critical Mass, spoilers for Epiphany and Condemned. COMPLETE!

The world ended... and then began again.

Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...

The long awaited sequel to Pirate's Problem! Join our friendly neighbourhood pirates as they visit exotic locales, meet interesting people, and keep Link and Tetra from having a fight over who gets to wear the big hat.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Written for a Halloween Challenge Wraithling cautionary Tales! Spoilers up through half way through Season 3.

Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.

Here, he may be just a boy. But to him, he'll always be his brother, his King.

Ayeka must make a sacrifice to regrow her Royal Tree.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Mal was starting to regret picking up that passenger on Dyton.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Albus once said that he didn't care what the ministry did to him, as long as they didn't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards... What's so special about those cards, I wonder?

Sasami's prank goes turns ugly.

Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.

Joan's friend Tobias has gone missing, and no one can tell her where he is. But on her search for the truth, she gets caught up in something bigger than she ever imagined...

The Earth Alliance has been attacked by the Drahk leaving Earth Quarantined with the Plague. As the ISA searches the Galaxy looking for a cure help comes from a most ulikely source. Stargate Command.

The Cat finds a shiny thing. A really BIG shiny thing! Warning, there's a CrossOver warning going on! It's still going on! Ok, for those of you who still haven't got it, its a RD:SG1 X:Over

Morpheus Tag. They go to lunch. Daniel and Vala bickering throughout. Just a bit of silliness, really.

At some point during my twoweek vacation, General O’Neill decided it would be a good idea to barricade the base, seal off the mountain, and declare it a sovereign country.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Ryoko plans a revenge on Ayeka. And now, Ayeka strikes back!

Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!

Bookverse meets Movieverse when Random winds up in the wrong dimension. Will she ever get back? CURRENT STATUS: Working on Chapter 2.

“Remember when you ordered the quantum mirror destroyed? It didn’t exactly work out as we planned.” Complete.

Boxing Day has considerably less alien invasions, but more DIY. [Mickey & Ten, no pairing]

Link and Tetra have a falling out, and the pirates take it upon themselves to bring them back together. As always in my fics, many painful things happen to all concerned. Read and Review!

Philosophical questions are only hard to answer if they are asked in the first place. A story of the First Child. Complete

Story begins near end of episode Tangent, spoilers for that episode. Delve into crossover insanity, as the plot entwines with The Hitch Hiker's Guide.

Thursday Next is not the only one capable of traveling into books. A top secret government agency likes to talk to her though.

You hate the water temple, I hate the watertemple, everyone hates the water temple! Naturally, so does Link. Poor guy. And Sheik isn't much help. Rated T for language

AU At the end of the YeerkHuman war, Jake finally manages to save Tom from the Yeerks...but things are not always all they seem...

Set a couple of months after AI Buster. Albireo is dragged into a Valentine's Day event by Hokuto. Will he be able to stand her annoying personality for a day? AlbireoHokuto. Discontinued, as this was done a long time ago when I was younger.

Without Shinji Ikari, life in Tokyo3... goes on. Relationships develop... love and hate wax and wane... and the angels continue to arrive. M for language and violence. Complete.

Ever wonder what happened to Vala immediately after she left with the al'kesh? Takes place just after 'Prometheus Unbound'. Mild sexual innuendo, but hey, it's VALA! COMPLETE, see 'The Archaeologist' for more adventures.

Tenchi and the girls get a glimpse of the possible futures of parenthood.

Shepard has a bit of a laugh at McKay's expense. R&R! [Complete!...again]

Halloween's aftermath from a different POV *revised*

A strange device causes some startling changes for one member of SG-1. Early season 7. Epilogue now up!

Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...

AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?

Series 9, Byte 1, Episode 1. A tale of what happens when God puts two people in this universe who are made for each other, and they're both utter smegheads.

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!

Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....

Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....

A bored alien meets Barbara

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

After "The Gift." Buffy returns to life -- to find a world greatly changed. WINNER of the Summer 2001 Halo Award for Best Drama and the Summer 2001 Undead Awards for Outstanding Novel, Outstanding Future, Outstanding Action and Outstanding Buffy Character

When dimensions collide, you meet the strangest people... (*language warning throughout*)