Garmonboziahide bio
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 Author has written 91 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hannibal, Thick of It, and Misc. Books. 27, UK, city girl. Office dogsbody and struggling writer. The rest is even duller. You can find me on Tumblr as moteloleander, if you're so inclined. Also now available with added AO3, under the same name as here. About what I write (it's not any more interesting than the line about me, but you should know) I'm also relatively fond of OCs, if they're done right and well. I have a few of my own and I like to think they're done right and well. If you feel any different, feel free to get in touch. Actually, always feel free to get in touch. Really. I know it's a cliche on this site, but every single review, favourite, message of any sort, for better or worse, always makes me smile. But that's quite enough from me, I should think. Both my hearts, and all the love you folk put in them, Sal. P.S. To all those who enjoy my Moriarty fics, please, please, please check out a very talented cartoonist at DA by the name of butteronmycuffs, who has been so kind and flattering as to provide art for Eighteen, H:M, Jim From The Hospital and Safe, as well as a truly wicked comic book version of the last scene in Two Men Walk Into A Bar. Please, please please. Pretty please. Thanks. |
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Taint reviews
Remember me? There's been no Garmonbozia for a long time. This is why - I've been away getting my ducks in order to publish my first novel. I had a lot of friends here once. And every last one of them was instrumental in getting me to this point, in giving me the confidence to do any of it at all. So please find here the first chapter of said-novel, by way of thanks - Garmie B
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Complete
Bear Day Afternoon reviews
On the day of Children In Need, the Tardis lands at Coal Hill, bringing the Doctor, a huge host of helpers and a big yellow bear on the verge of a nervous breakdown. - My annual fundraiser. It won't cost you a penny, all for this fabulous cause that the Time Lord himself supports each year. This is me doing my bit as a Whovian. Read to find out how you can do yours.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Season Of The Witch reviews
One mystery is fun. Two mysteries is even more fun. Three mysteries is hard work. Three mysteries and the unwanted attentions of a soul collector from 1974...? Maybe the Doctor has finally bitten off more than he can chew. [Rating up to a T, for deliciously creepy villainous intent.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,606 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Medium Is The Message reviews
Sherlock is approached by a con artist with a somewhat... unorthodox request. (Just a quick-fic, only a few Cs. Extra points to anybody who knows where that title's from!)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014
Cheap Coffee reviews
It's funny how things work out. A single bullet can cost you millions, a single word can cost you your life. And yet here we are today, and Jim's about to get the limelight back, about to get the best help he could ask for, and all for the price of one thin, awful coffee. - - Post-S3 oneshot, and matches the rest of my post-S3 oneshots. Building up toward something bigger.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2014 - J. Moriarty, Anderson - Complete
Death And The Honeycomb Craving reviews
In which a heavily pregnant Mary wants one last kill, just so she can know it's her last. Maybe she's not meant to retire just yet... [Only e knows why this fic exists]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Kitty R., Mary M. - Complete
The Copper's Beeches reviews
A retired D.I. gives a recovered addict a job, and a home, and a reason to smile. Then he insists she dye her hair, and disappears three times a day into the woods. This is no simple act of charity. There are much, much nastier things going on in Hampshire. (Modern adaptation of The Adventure Of The Copper Beeches, set 6 months after HLV - rated for mentions of drug use)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,042 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Reliable Source reviews
A couple of months ago, there were two men Kitty Reilly never expected to see again. Holmes's return made it one. She's about to get a shock. And no - she didn't miss him. [Set a couple of hours after HLV - a writing exercise where I picked two characters out of a... teacup.]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2014 - J. Moriarty, Kitty R. - Complete
Gordian reviews
Sometimes a knot gets so tight and complex, it can't be untangled. It has to be cut. Jim sends Moran to cut a very old knot for him. [A two-shot - Jim in London and Seb in New York.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - J. Moriarty
A Shower of P----s reviews
Malcolm Tucker sees a lot of people come and go around Whitehall. But please, don't worry - he's got enough bile to go about. - [Now featuring, by popular demand, Sherlock Holmes, with a special appearance by Olly Reeder. Warning: v. v. v. strong language in places, and not a little threat.]
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Malcolm T.
Monopoly reviews
When the bad get bored, the bored play Monopoly. This, however, is a slightly modified version of the game. The Top Hat is a Master Blackmailer. You have to buy the use of Wheelbarrow to move the body after you've killed someone. You don't buy properties at Fleet Street, you buy a journalist. Jim Moriarty has never done anything by halves.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - J. Moriarty
The Easy Way reviews
Dying was the simplest thing in the world. Getting rid of all the people who would never allow you to die... that's another matter entirely. The hardest work Jim did before the Fall was getting the other players to heed their exit lines. [A birthday present, for somebody called Zoe, who has a great friend called Eden. Sorry it's such a sad thing - I blame this bloody weather]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Unfortunate Delusions Of Sebastian Moran reviews
Finally back in London, after all this time, Jim's first port of call is to find his old gunner. What a surprise, then, to find a happily domesticated security guard who's fired nothing more serious than a paintball gun these last couple of years. He's 'out of the game'. Or so he says, anyway. So Moran thinks. [I'm told it's Mormor, if you want it to be *shrug* What do I know?]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
A Story For Children reviews
Bedtime involves cocoa, arguments and, of course, a story. But these are smart, demanding children. Once upon a time just isn't going to cut it. UPDATE: Sherlock is *not at all* enjoying tying Mycroft to the office chair. It is a totally necessary precaution and he is certainly not, in any way, enjoying it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,506 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 3/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
They Hear What They Expect To reviews
James Moriarty visited Appledore only once. Charles Magnussen was in no hurry whatsoever to ask him back. [A one-shot, because I'm confused that they seem to have stayed out of each other's way, and because I feel sorry for all those poor Milvertons we built during hiatus.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Image Given Back reviews
Jim pays a respectful visit to Baker Street. [A quick little oneshot, a companion to Black Glass, with massive spoilers for Vow.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/12/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Flu reviews
It's hard to be effectively scary when you can't breathe through your nose. Jim's not feeling so sexy today. [Written because there is so much Sherlock sickfic in the world. T for language and sustained threats to friends who only want to help.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Vanishing Act reviews
The Doctor and his darling wife get into another one of their arguments. Rapidly escalating into a small war. Rapidly escalating into a large war. And it might not end until the universe does. - Another prompt-fill oneshot from Tumblr, this time for the Anon-Who-Knows-Who-She-Is. Spoilers for season 5, DRiver fluff and Pandorica hurt.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Sexy reviews
The messages that dragged Sherlock through that first Great Game always sounded that little bit like flirting. And it's not that Jim regrets it, exactly... But it was never meant to happen that way. - Fulfilling a prompt from the lovely Resident Bunburyist. Loving this tumblr thing. T for language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
A Change Of Armour reviews
Of unbirthdays, melty Flesh wives and a mysterious suitcase - a little tale about Rory and the Doctor, right before Demon's Run.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Dear World, Love Clara reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, Clara Oswin Oswald is trapped! She's on top of a Tardis in Trafalgar Square with a very angry and very rant-y Doctor! He's not going to stop until he hears this year's Children In Need appeal is going INCREDIBLY WELL! Help Clara! Help the Doctor! Help Children In Need! [My annual donation story. PUDSEY NEEDS THE WHOVIANS!]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Loss Officer reviews
Loss Officer Oswald sits bored at her desk. That is, until a young couple arrive and inform her that somewhere, beyond the Hall of Second Socks and the Swamp of Forgotten Make-Up, there's a blue box with an irate Timelord locked inside it. Just another day at the office, when you're on the Doctor's timeline. - - A oneshot, bought in a Dash-Con auction by the lovely Eva
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., Clara O. - Complete
Memento Vivere reviews
Don't worry about looking up the Latin. There'll be a Roman later in the story who can translate for you. First the Doctor has to have an argument with the Tardis, and Clara has to get dressed up like a spy. Don't worry; there's a time for everything. (A three-shot in progress, dedicated to the 'Rory Williams Is The New Chuck Norris' FB page. Much love, guys.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Fog Warning
When a crime scene gets to Will in Boston, Alana gets him away from there. The Museum of Fine Arts is just around the corner. Out of all the destruction and violence, she just wants to show him something beautiful. Whether it works or not is another matter. - [Set before the show, my first shot at Hannibal. T for one description of victim.]
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Will G., Alana B. - Complete
The Loveliest Time Of The Year reviews
A few years ago, a certain pond in a London park was home to a number of ducks. Then, one fine spring morning, Charles A. Milverton waited there to meet up with a potential new employer. This is a story about why there are no longer any ducks on that pond.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
No Place For Scholars reviews
Things which are potentially in peril today: Clara. An old friend. The Universe's greatest house of learning. But The Doctor can manage all that. Yeah. Okay, so it might be a bit difficult, but... But he can totally manage, no doubt about it. Well, I say 'no doubt'. Little bit of doubt, maybe. Smidge of doubt. Don't worry, it'll be fine... he's nearly sure it'll be fine.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Outfoxed reviews
Forced to spend the night on deck chairs in a snowy garden, John contemplates Sherlock's heart, Kirsty Wark, and why there would be a fox on British television who wears a hunting jacket. - - A brief, very cold one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scoop reviews
This morning, Kitty Reilly is working on a story about pigeons getting trampled on trains. By tonight, she'll have the exclusive she's been dreaming of. - No longer a one-shot, it seems... - - Now Complete
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Kitty R. - Complete
Lion:Unicorn reviews
Four years before they met, Jim sends Britain crashing into lawlessness, while Sherlock is just trying not to crash. And while one of them fights to protect his anonymity, the other might get to learn who he is. That's if well-meaning cops, Mycroft's ambitions and withdrawal paranoia don't get in the way. - A sequel to Holmes:Moriarty. Rated for violence, language, upcoming content
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 146,069 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Glorious Little Monsters reviews
It was a reasonably ordinary day, in that the TARDIS was on the brink of disaster, and there was a tiny dinosaur migrating up River's leg. - - A one-shot, in memory of the legendary Ray Harryhausen - the man who made the monsters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Knits Of Wrath reviews
When River has trouble adjusting to the idea of a companion she's not related to, the Doctor says something he may live to regret... - Pure fluff, and featuring many fluffy things. My first shot at Clara too, so be gentle with me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Grumbling reviews
The Doctor studies Conversational Russian. Oh, and there's a squatter in the Tardis. - A one-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Hindsight reviews
A seemingly dull case sends Sherlock into the sort of depression John's never seen before. What can you do, how can you help, if you don't even understand the cause? - - A oneshot-by-request for Simi, who asked 'If Irene's death isn't worth messing up the sock index for, then what is'
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bloke Walks Into A Pub reviews
John is not having a good day. Neither is the woman sitting at the bar. They both know well that sadness is a long term thing. Happiness, though... That has a way of sneaking up on you. - - A post-Fall oneshot, to use up the last of the angst and please someone who was bored of Mary being boring.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2013 - John W. - Complete
Powerless reviews
London suffers a brief powercut. Nobody copes. - - Four drabbles, for everybody who was trying to get in touch with me over the weekend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
A Word That Starts With 'K' reviews
Jim spends March 17th in Dublin. But he's not exactly the type to be found drinking green beer at the parade. It takes a little more than that to drag him back there, over and over, every year. - Nasty little speed-write, since I was denied the pleasure of green beer at the parade. A companion to 'Eighteen', in a way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Today Is Not Different Or Special In Any Way reviews
Really. Seriously. This is just a normal Saturday morning. Jim might be feeling a bit rough, but that's all it is. There's no reason for it. Nothing is happening. This day marks the anniversary of absolutely nothing at all. Nope. Can't think of a single thing. - A oneshot, because I was bored and tired and I'll be older tomorrow.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Holmes:Moriarty reviews
Jim's first client job is Sherlock's first real case. The worst of Sherlock's addiction runs parallel with the worst of Jim's boredom. Five years before they ever met, already they're closer than they realize. If it wasn't for all the symbolic art and sex-starved thieves and dead bodies piled up between them, maybe they'd see that. Cover by the amazing Radarrun. Click in and look
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 139,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Eighteen reviews
There was nothing especially awful or traumatic about James Moriarty's adolescence. There was, however, a time when things could have turned out differently. This is how that didn't happen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,519 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Shut Up reviews
At the age of eighteen, for as long as he could bear it, Sherlock decided to take the hint. [A one shot, in 221Bs. And if I make one more reference to The Smiths, Morrissey will probably hunt me down and kill me...]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Conditioning reviews
It's Christmas Eve. All Molly's got is an invitation for drinks at Baker Street and a dress she is frankly terrified of. All that remains is to have her hair done. That's not going to make any difference, is it? That's not going to help her nerves at all? [ - A companion to 'Putting A Face On'. A one-shot.]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Safe reviews
Jim didn't have the good graces to clear out his belongings before he died. He's left that to those who knew him. He's left them a little puzzle too... [Post-Fall. My 20th Moriarty story, I'm told. Happy anniversary to me.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Storytime reviews
The downside to being a Z-list children's TV celebrity (or one of the downsides, anyway) is that you will always be the first person your friends think of when they get stuck with babysitting. Rich Brooke learns this lesson the hard way. - Pure fluff, because I was in a bad mood. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Blind Belief reviews
A few days after New Year's Eve, and Sherlock is more than aware that Irene is alive. But that means he must have missed something that night at the morgue. When you think you already know the answer, you don't see the evidence against it. - Now a two-shot. Companion story to 'Please Switch Off All Mobile Phones', but should read okay.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Two Men Walk Into A Bar reviews
One of them turns out to be the sniper. It's not really all that funny. - - One shot, Post-Fall. Many thanks to ResidentBunburyist one more time for correcting an upload error. This time I swear, it's a whole new fic...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - John W.
Jim From The Hospital reviews
Or 'The Courtship of Sherlock's Coroner'. When Jim went after Molly Hooper, it was never so much a seduction as a military operation. Planned with precision and exactitude. Well, sort of. There's things, like Plan B, like Molly turning out to be lovely, like Chronic Accent Insecurity, you just can't plan for. - Will be a three-shot. For Resident Bunburyist, who knows why.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Please Switch Off All Mobile Phones During The Performance reviews
'Scandal? A bloody "scandal"? Scandal is entirely the wrong word. That makes it sound like everything just happened. Like Jim Moriarty wasn't slaving day and night to bring all that together. Scandal? What a bloody insult... [A villainous retelling of ASiB]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
We're All Mad Here reviews
Sherlock was beginning to get very tired of sitting by John at the dinner, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice he had faked interest in the murder mystery evening, but it had no victims or criminals in it, "And what is the use of a case," thought Sherlock, "without victims or criminals?" - A very short, slightly fluffy one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Debt Of Trust reviews
The boys are summoned to a burglary in progress. The thief has collapsed inside a sealed room. But there's more to this heist than meets the eye, and more, maybe, between Sherlock and the trapped criminal. - [A Pre-Fall oneshot. For sevenpercent. A little more backstory and maybe not what you're expecting.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Interfere reviews
The Fall was not inevitable. Different characters confess their guilt, and the roles they took in making it happen. [Update: Now with added Jim.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
A Friday Night In November reviews
It's Children In Need night at BBC Television Centre. An alien mercenary is about to blow up the machine that manages the donations. And the Doctor and River? They're stuck outside with an unfriendly bouncer. They need OUR help to get inside. For every review, message, fave, pigeon, *whatever*, before Sunday, I will be donating a pound to help save C.I.N. Please, please help out!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Intelligence reviews
Just before the Fall, too late to change the ending, John recieves a 'friendly' warning, from a 'friend'. Really. The rifle between them has nothing to do with it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Locked Room reviews
Jim could tell Mycroft everything. Where the bombs are made and the bodies buried, where the fires start and the funds are sent. But you only ever get what you pay for. - Set in between torture sessions, after Belgravia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,401 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Unmistakeable reviews
221B drabbles from after the Fall. A dead man travels the world, tearing down the terrible ruins Moriarty left behind. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The King Of The House Of Cards reviews
Two years dead and still going strong, Sherlock is back in London to cut the heart out of the beast for good and all. He'll need determination and he's got it in spades, ready to tear down the last of Moriarty's inner circle, that evil little club. Back off? Not for diamonds... Post-Fall, Pre-House, death wasn't the end, but God knows this might be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,961 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
BitterSweet reviews
Candy speaks louder than words. - Oneshot, shameless DRiver fluff. For my faithful friends, who deserve way more than a oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Running Away With The Circus reviews
Sherlock thinks he's found the cure for his perpetual boredom. John's not so sure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shopping reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Mycroft is not a timeless demon from hell. He does have a birthday. And Sherlock is getting him a present. A one shot, dedicated to brave, strong till-operators everywhere.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Between You And Me reviews
The letter has Molly's name on it, but it's meant for both of them. Pay attention, Sherlock. The conclusions you draw could be what save you. Pre-Fall, one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Spare Time reviews
They're all very secret, very private people. But they have hours to kill too. Everybody's got a favourite hobby, a little pasttime. 221Bs on the subject of their various personal pleasures.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Complete
Like Cogs, That Turn Each Other reviews
An antique pocket watch, having made it through the Second World War, the First Gulf War and, most recently, Afghanistan, finally loses out to the World's Only Consulting Detective. John waits for an apology, but it's not what he expected. - Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black Glass reviews
Jim saw Sherlock first. Saw, and watched, and didn't quite know what to make of it all. One Shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Death Of Jack Harkness reviews
The Doctor doesn't go to wakes. Not unless he recieves a written invitation. In the corpse's own handwriting. Post-WORS - - Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Then I'll Begin reviews
In the aftermath of their faux-double-suicide, Jim's a wreck. His will to live, his zest for his work, even his enthusiasm for a really good suit, all gone on holiday. But somebody's had enough of all this wallowing. Time to get out of bed, Jim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
To and From reviews
Written and sealed, and not a one of them ever sent. There are things you can only say when he can't hear you. oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Come The Hour reviews
13/13 Every coincidence that couldn't possibly be a coincidence. Every paradox that somehow made perfect sense. Every link that wasn't quite missing, but invisible. Ready or not. Here it comes, General.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,293 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not A Love Letter reviews
It's not. It's not even an anti-love letter. It's not about love and it's not even a letter, so there's no possible way it could ever be a love letter. I don't even know where you got that idea. - One shot, in honour of the obvious holiday
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Keeper Of The Keys reviews
There's something left for Mycroft at 221B. Easy to get to. More difficult to unlock. - Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Profit And Loss reviews
12/13 - Here at the edge, you can look down. See just how far you've come, just how much you've gained. How far you could fall. How much you stand to lose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Minute reviews
11/13 No time for a summary. Seriously, I'm not being ignorant, there is literally no time. I'm sorry, and I don't like doing this to you, but there is simply no ti-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Madame Kovarian - Complete
The Kindness In Snow reviews
River waits. And has waited. Has been standing still so long she hardly feels real anymore. A thing trapped in ice, and all the lies that put her there, and all the lies that may yet let her go. - Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
Somebody sends John a message. A furry, vicious little message with half an ear and a very, very interesting collar. Loosely follows The Milk Goes Off, but standalone
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
Channel Hopping reviews
He's crossed the line this time. Amy will never ever speak to him ever again ever. Or so she thinks. She may be underestimating the lengths he'll go to to apologize... Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Amongst Thieves reviews
10/13 - He thinks he's Danny Ocean this week, all fun and games and killer soundtracks. But the Doctor could be about to learn, that old saying about honour among thieves? That might be just an old saying after all.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Putting A Face On reviews
He can sit in that lab on his own, for all she cares; Molly's going out. Sherlock doesn't get to ruin another night for her. On the contrary, he only wants to help...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Are You Sitting Comfortably? reviews
The Storyteller hadn't bloody finished yet, so just sit down, shut up and listen to the ending. Alright, kids? - Oneshot Featuring, btw, the 'clue' Moffat seems to think we all missed. We're not that thick, folks, now, are we?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Marble Cold reviews
9/13 A sick little girl might hold the key to a terrible murder. But something darker still, something new and petty and selfish, is fighting for her silence, and her heart.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,632 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
The Milk Goes Off reviews
Time stops, and yet somehow the milk still turns. Sometimes you just need to talk to someone else who gets it. Oneshot, post-Silencio Falls, if you know what I mean.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, John W. - Complete
A Book At Bedtime reviews
Sherlock discovers something amazing about children's books. Which would be fine, except John would really, really like to go to sleep now. Oneshot For Megan, from whom I unashamedly stole this idea
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Venus In Retrograde reviews
River's been cheating. Hopping into her own relative future. Not a good idea, all that foreknowledge. Who knows what you're going to find out. Doctor Song gets a hell of a shock when she goes to check out her future husband. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Legend In The Concrete reviews
8/13 June is busting out all over in Dublin, great blue gardens shooting right up through the streets. Strange enough, considering it's October...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Future Perfect Tense reviews
7/13 The Tian Lu Quan: When The Real World's Just Not Good Enough. You'll Never Want To Leave!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Miss Find Catch reviews
One near-miss, one rare find and one really nice save. You try keeping their anniversaries in order and tell me it's not this difficult.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Shoot The Moon reviews
In her time, the gun will be an antique. On a hovering Tardis over the Gobi Desert, it's an impossible technology. And between them, it's so much more. One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Tinsel War reviews
Xmas Special Looking forward to Christmas? Planning on making it a good one? Well, hell, folks, good for you! Do me a favour, though; don't mention it in front of River. Every chapter a present for one of my shiny, spangly, glorious readership!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Zombi Music reviews
6/15 The zombified alligators and vengeful alien ambassadors aren't the problem, really. The fact that nobody's talking to anybody, that's a different matter altogether.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
10 Stupid And Erroneous Rules About Time Lords reviews
5/13 Being locked in a room with one's former enemy by one's wife is simply not cricket. When there is a manipulative and possibly malevolent psychic presence involved, refusing to identify itself, it is nigh-on unforgivable.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Songbird 84 reviews
4/13 'Songbird' is the emergency code for an escapee at Stormcage. And yes, they named it after River. But River isn't #84. Now with an extra added feature, about the Doctor's guilty bills.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, Silence - Complete
Roman Noir reviews
3/13 Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean and who is, in fact, quite a nice bloke, really.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Trespass reviews
2/13 'Do Not Disturb' - the most dangerous command in the universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
The Company of Scone reviews
1/13 Be careful what you say in front of your companions. You may end up taking a pastry on holiday.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
