Ah, so Neville is from The Marriage Contract 'verse?

Growing up kneazle by Manatocfox could be fun. Also just to confuse/traumatise the boy he should run into an attractive older Ginny and an out of shape Harry while 'horazontal' muhahaha

fun little crackfic if you update i'll read.

"This couldn't possibly be good. Where was everyone? The silence in the castle was so utterly complete that all he could hear was his own breathing and the beating of his own heart.

What kind of story was he in now?"

The Saddest kind of all... the Abandoned kind.

Mrs Johnson: I love it!

I think this story only needs one more chapter to hit its finale. Maybe we can get that?

Really amusing, amazing little fic... Well, it could use a couple more chapters, or more accurately, a couple more hundred. Really hoping for more, keep it up

best prologue ever 10000000/10 points XD

i applaud you good sir! This is probably the best prologue i've ever read

I hate the Whiney almost adequate Potter too.

Hmm one where sev is his dad lol

Nope nope nope, I'm out. While others may enjoy this style of crazy, I'm going to go play with Luna and her brand of wacky instead. (Giggity.)

Wouldn't it be easier to blush if a person and/or Dark Lord was extraordinarily pale?
I was expecting him to say The Reality Ripper Turbonator ( a la Phineas and Ferb)!

Never saw this one before, but it certainly is another winner. Very entertaining and definitely NOT a DUMB idea. :)

Damn, I kinda hoped that the worlds of the dimensional traveler affected that world's Harry, but I guess everybody got Obliviated. Poor Harry, he is going to end up with Ginny despite his counterpart's best efforts.

This is amazing, stupid, and hilarious all at the same time, I hope it's not abandoned