BobBQhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Evangelion, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Gunslinger Girl, CANAAN/カナン, Blue Drop, Sekirei, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and Familiar of Zero. Do people actually read this page? I guess I should put something on it. Not much to say about myself, really. I'm a thoroughly uninteresting person who likes to write long, obsessively researched stories. My warped sense of humor and interests in history and military science invariably contaminate most of them. I prefer to avoid confining my stories to any one mood, genre or theme, and I don't like to write purely about character pairings. My pedantic insistence on correct spelling, grammar, and factual accuracy is frequently undone by my inability to proofread. Thoroughly repulsed yet? Excellent. Dismissed! One of my long-suffering collaborators has started a story of his own. Those of you who enjoy romantic fantasy and femslash might like it: https://www.fictionpress.info/s/3206693/1/Desert-Lilies Once in a while my unindicted co-conspirators do art of stuff I've written. I'll share them here. Status on May 3rd: would you look at that, an update! Persistence of Memory addendum: Notes from the Silver Garden - Act VI 1% complete |
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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. When a terminator steals a nuke the government reaches out to the Connor family for help retrieving it. But can they be trusted? And what does a terminator want with a nuke?
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 115 - Words: 464,214 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/5/2008
Metro 2033: Liberation by ElegantValkyrie reviews
Just after the events of Metro 2033, Artyom meets a new survivor with a connection to Hunter who expands his knowledge of the underground world... and hopes to save him and the whole of Metro while there's still something left worth saving. (Artyom x OC x Hunter)
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,945 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Artyom, OC]
Wherefore Art Thou Ryuunosuke? by Delicious Gears reviews
Shinobu needs to rehearse for a production of Romeo and Juliet. And Ryuunosuke, despite her usual misgivings, makes for the perfect Romeo.
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2018 - Ryūnosuke F., Shinobu M. - Complete
Sekirei One by KenArnold1984 reviews
Minato enters a new life upon meeting and marrying Kazehana, known as the Warrior of the Wind. Soon, his new life is interrupted by forces that want to gain control of powerful objects known as Jinkis and gain the Codex, a powerful device, and free the greatest and purest evil known to the Sekirei. Unknown to Minato and Kazehana, their destiny will lead them to become true heroes.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [Minato S., No. 03/Kazehana]
Gratification by ThisIsMySmutAccount reviews
Sharing an intimate night alone, Yang decides to pamper her bunkmate with affection and spoil her rotten. Smut. One-shot. Rated M.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Disassembled by Gasian Gaond reviews
Tosa-class battleship Kaga had a brilliant career ahead of her, if not for her twisted relationship with fate. Stripped from her cannons, family, identity, and pride, she was finally assigned to the 1st Carrier Division, which led to her meeting with Akagi, another converted aircraft carrier with deep scars of her own.
Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,270 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Kaga, Akagi]
Lady of the Lake by Arkenn reviews
Velvet knew that it wasn't the waves which drew Coco back to the lake every few months. All the members of Team CFVY knew that there were complicated reasons for their leader to return to the place she nearly drowned so long ago. So Velvet follows the girl she loves to the lakeside where an old cabin sits, and wishes that Coco might return unharmed by the time morning comes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Team CRDL, Velvet S.]
Ryuunosuke In Bloom by Delicious Gears reviews
Following the disastrous "date" with Shinobu, Ryuunosuke is desperate to get back in Shinobu's good graces. But when she finds inspiration from an unexpected source, she wins Shinobu's forgiveness and the favour of most of the female student body. But with every blessing comes a curse. Will Ryuunosuke pull herself together for the Mendou's grand Sakura blossom party?
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Ryūnosuke F., Shinobu M. - Complete
Momoe Nagisa: My regret by basalisk120 reviews
Momoe Nagisa, once a Magical girl and often a Witch, is Madoka's second lieutenant as a bearer of the Law of cycles. Like Sayaka, she accepted this duty because she had one last regret, but what happened to her after Madoka took her in after her untimely death, before she decided to help save Homura? Started off as a short drabble, became something a little longer than planned...
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2015
The Floor is Lava Day by SiFi270 reviews
Before Ryuko can even get out of bed, Mako has a shocking announcement: For the entire day, the floor is lava! Hilarity ensues, but will everyone make it out all right?
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Mako M., Ryuko M.] [Satsuki K., N. Jakuzure] - Complete
The Lakeside by ghikiJ reviews
It is said that loneliness is the poison of happiness and that it can be a fate worse than death. But perhaps all it takes is a stranger's kindness and arbitrary words to null the curse and lift the spirit up enough that even Witches can find solidarity and a sense of belonging, maybe even a bond that can challenge the laws of fate and turn a curse into a blessing. AU. Oneshot.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ophelia, Oktavia vS. - Complete
The Way Home by Hauuu reviews
Die and be forgotten. Leave nothing behind but brass. Life in the Zone is hard - especially when you're keeping a secret, and looking for someone who might already be dead.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010
Nana's New Life by The Goddamn Duck reviews
A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
Bloodstained Rose by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Gunslinger Girl and Maria-sama ga Miteru crossover. Triela undertakes a strange long term mission to discover whether the Ogasawara group is responsible for weapons smuggling. Her mission? Observing its heir, Sachiko Ogasawara.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
Alone Time by Komett reviews
Getting together after their pactio in the MW didn't leave Konoka and Setsuna with much time to spend alone - and unfortunately it seems that their luck is doomed back here on earth, too. What does it take to get a little privacy in Mahora?.! KonoSetsu.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Setsuna S., Konoka K.
Gunslinger Girl: Wham, Bang, Fizz, PoW by RJ Frazer reviews
They may be killer cyborgs, but regardless of whether it's flower-pressing or FIBUA, girls just wanna have fun. A few extra-curricular excursions seems a harmless enough indulgence... but then, in the flush of excitement, things aren't thought through.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Hachimitsu Honey by JuustSmile reviews
Canaan is staying at Alphard's apartment but Alphard has a cosplay problem! But what does that have to do with honey? Yuri, CanaanXAlphard.
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Canaan, Alphard A. - Complete
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The Persistence of Memory reviews
[Post-Rebellion] To strike down a devil is no small feat, but to help her stand up again is greater still. Stormclouds gather on Mitakihara's horizon as those who rule above and below maintain an uneasy peace, dispatching loyal servants into a troubled world. When one story ends and another begins, the only way forward is together.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Sayaka M., Kyoko S., Homura A., Madoka K.
TheannaTheWhite's Stalker Zero reviews
[Reupload, updated] Failing the Springtime Familiar Summoning was fate for Louise de la Valliére, but nothing could have prepared her for the consequences. While Tristain becomes a twisted shadow of its former self, Louise finds herself in a world where nearly everything is out to kill her and the fabric of reality has been warped beyond recognition. Welcome to the Zone, Louise.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,922 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Louise, Kirche, Montmorency, Siesta
Tiger's Spring reviews
[Canceled] A loner seeking answers. An outcast seeking acceptance. A hero seeking purpose. Each left a mark on the Zone, just as it marked them.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,706 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 6/17/2009
Wildcard reviews
Hanako wanted a reliable roommate. Karen wanted to find her destined partner. One doesn't always get what one wants. As the Sekirei Plan spirals out of control, an unlikely band of pawns and players must risk all for love, loyalty, and a better tomorrow... "You winged another one, didn't you?"
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - No. 06/Homura, No. 07/Akitsu, Minato S., OC
The Angel of Lubyanka reviews
[Unfinished WIP] On the dark streets of occupied Moscow, all is fair in love and war.
Blue Drop - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013
An Arabesque Affair reviews
Lawrence of Arabia meets Arabian Nights. Or something. Minimum effort AU smut.
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Alphard A., Canaan - Complete
The Pilot of Flight 403 reviews
[Abandoned] For one disgraced pilot, the collision of worlds brings a second chance. For one embittered soldier, it brings a new hope. For one scarred arms dealer, it brings a full workload.
Crossover - Evangelion & Blue Drop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,676 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
One Day in Paradise reviews
[Abandoned] An assassination job in the Bahamas leads Canaan to cross Alphard's path once again...
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Canaan, Alphard A.
The Historian of Brescia reviews
The agents of the SWA had always known that terrorists might strike at any time... But until now, they'd never had to take that literally.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
