A/N: So, this is my first ever Stargate Atlantis Fic so, Read on!
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis!
In one of the moderately sized rooms dotting the corridors within the city, slept McKay. He was again dreaming of Major Carter, although this time he was giving a lecture disproving -quite effectively- all the research she has done on wormhole physics, even the stuff he believed was true in reality. 'Take that Carter' He mumbled. 'Stupid blonde theory.' He laughed to himself in short sleep-filled chuckles and rolled over, his hand absent-mindedly swiping the toggle switch of the intercom.
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Control Room:
Weir's eyebrows lifted, "Do you hear something?" She asked the lieutenant hunched over the control panel.
Shepard walked in and took a seat, spinning in the chair as he did so. "What's up?"
"I think I hear something...there! Did you hear that?"
"No, just some static."
"Well I know, that's what I'm talking about, where's it coming from?"
Shepard leaned forward to the console, "Wait... I think it's the intercom. Where's the volume switch for those things?"
The lieutenant had already found it and turned the triangular knob.
There was a brief moment of crackling static, and then, in a mumbling sleepy voice: Ha, stupid theory...take that!.......... I can speak KLINGON so there! Carters wrong.....Im a better linguist too damnit!
Shepard cast Weir a quizzical look. "Is that, is that McKay? Didn't know he was a linguist."
"Only in his dreams." She answered dryly.
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In his room McKay suddenly woke up with a start. He looked frantically around, then got on his hands and knees and looked underneath his bed. "Pooky? Pooky!"
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Control Room:
"Did he just say, 'Pooky?'" Asked Weir with a small smile playing on her face.
"I think he did." An obvious grin on Shepard's face. "Hey, lieutenant, open the line to his room."
"What are you doing John?"
Shepard's grin widened. "Wait wait this will be funny." The lieutenant pointed him to the button that would enable McKay to hear him. And in a childish voice he leaned close to the glistening built-in microphone and whispered, "This is Pooky, where are you?"
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McKay's eyes widened, "Uh, h-hello?"
He jumped back at the next sound, which came in high-pitched and sounded like a squeak toy had spoken.
"Pooky's lost!"
McKay backed against the wall with the feeling of impending panic. 'Okay okay stuffed bears do not talk.' He though frantically. And then out loud, "Stuffed bears do not talk. Explanation there's an explanation."
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Control Room:
In the control room Shepard was laughing out loud clutching his stomach. Weir was covering her mouth smothering back a fit of giggles, and the lieutenant's face was red with laughter.
"He's lost his, his Teddy bear!" Exploded John. He leaned back letting out another hoot and fell out of his chair, he barely felt the floor as he rolled on the floor hysterically laughing. After a few moments he regained himself enough to get off the floor and push the button of the intercom.
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"Wh-where Pooky's friend? ....Pooky's HUNGRY!"
McKay fainted.
An audible, thump, was heard in the control room as McKay hit the floor.
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Control Room:
"Hey, what's going on in here? We can here your laughter from down the hall." Inquired Teyla as she came into the room.
"Johns freaking out Dr. McKay." Answered Weir. "And you had better stop because I swear I just heard him faint."
"Oh come on!" Shepard spouted between gasps for air. He reached for the button and pushed it. "McKay?" He said evenly.
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"McKay, you there doctor?"
McKay, however, was currently oblivious to any sound coming from the intercom.
"McKay?" Came Shepard's voice once more.
END
A/N: So, you like it? I can't hear you from the computer screen so you'll just have to leave a review on your way out...okay?