welcome curious readers to my lair! i am the Devourer of stories!

this author is : a young woman

a fangirl of many books , TV shows/series and movies , seriously just look at the range of Favorited stories if you don't believe me

a crazy cat lady even at a young age. eh I grew up with cats and can't see me living with out at least 1 or 2 or 3 cats with me.

she has her age in her pen name

she likes: to sing , eat tasty food , the warm days of spring and summer , the cool days of fall , puppies , kittens and horses , writing / coming up with fanfiction stories even if most don't get written;

she dislikes : losing her voice so she can't sing along with the songs she listens to , being cold , sore muscles , freaking out because she's in a new place with out some one she knows and trusts, having for wait years for a new chapter; writers block , being bored-especially being bored

is slightly obsessed with time travel, I mean I wish there was an option so I could find more stories with time travel in it- where is that option?!

animals she would describe herself to be alike with: a bear or a cat.

hopes: to one day be a co writer of a marvel/DC cross over comic series , to one day be able to post most of the storys that i've written and thought up. and to have a ranch where i will find about 2 hours a day at least to write/type up what i've written and finishes editing, to one day help write a Marvel-DC cross over comic book series

songs i think fit characters

Danny Phantom : The Villain I Appear to be.

Alice in Wonderland 2010.

i haven't seen all of either movies but i like what i've read so far, i totally ship Tarrant/the Mad Hatter and Alice now.

a song that fits Alice very well would be Sit still, look pretty. it pretty well sums her up.

why the heck hasn't any made stories listing Alice's father or anything more than a brief mention of him in a story? it's a bit waste of potential for a story.

clone wars Quotes

" where's Asoka? " " following your teachings ." " is she winning ?"

" Nerra , nerra . " the little Twi'lec girl says waving goodbye to two clones " sir what is she calling us? " " Nerra , it means 'brother' "

" Obi Wan go find your girlfriend ." Anakin says before running the other way " Anakin! she's not..."

love these . :) lol

I LOVE R2D2 , that little droid made a gundark need therapy , laughed and sang as he delayed several bounty hunters and then went for help , and that's only part of what he did for one generation of Skywalker's . :) , now we get to see how he'll react to a 3rd generation , i really want Rey to turn out to be Luke's daughter!!

EEEE!! i can't wait for the 7th star wars movie to come out!! on DVD now. ... now have it on Vudu and waiting the annoying year and a half for the 8th movie to come out.

not happy with how the 8th movie went. they totally ruined it. so i like the 1st through 7th. i'm going to ignore the other for the most part and enjoy what my fellow fans come up with that are of a like mind.

Oh My Force. the 7th movie was amazing ! BB8 is almost like a small, younger version of R2.

I was so sure that Rey was Luke's daughter... :( Disney you ruined the chain! Lucas you betrayed us by walking away and allowing this to happen! (sigh) star wars , before this , had always followed a Skywalker. Luke , Anakin and I thought Rey would continue this but she's not a Skywalker.

anyone seen Alucard abridged? that part where as Alucard described it as " the Nazis are invading and the catholic church is crusading." that part where a civilian was like "hurray the catholic church is here to save us!" and then the church said they were there to kill people and the same guy was like " oh no it's the catholic church." I was like that when I heard about Ben killed Snoke. " He's his grandfather's grandson! " thinking he might be turning back to the light and then my brother told him the pitch he gave Rey (something like a platonic version of what his grandfather gave his grandmother and later on uncle) and then I was like " he's his grandfather's grandson."

George Lucas , fun possible fact , i read this online so i'm not 100% sure about it , he made the Star war's series for 10 year old boys , today it's got fan's in both genders and at least most walks of life , and he made Strange Magic for 10 year old girls , i don't know , i didn't see that many when my boyfriend and i went to see it . I LOVE STRANGE MAGIC!!!

favorite pairings/ships

Fairy tail

Nalu - Natsu and Lucy

Gale - Gajeel and Levy

Jerza - Jallel and Erza

Gruvia - Grey and Juvia

Everelf - Evergreen and Elfman

Miraxus - Mira and Laxus

Bicksanna - Bickslow and Lisanna ( still not sure where that one came from besides putting together last strait single members of their families/groups )

Rowen - Romeo and Wendy

Bleach

Ichigo and Orihime

Rukia and Renji (I just prefer cannon pairings most of the time. )

Doctor who

the Doctor and Riversong

the Doctor and his original never named wife (without this and another pair we wouldn't have had Susan his very first companion.)

Amy and Rory

Fullmetal Alchemist

Roy and Risa

Alphones and Mei

Edward and Winery

One piece

Luffy and Hancock

Namie and Sanji

Zolo and Tashigi (I think they've got some chemistry )

01/02/17

yesterday my family watched all that was out of troll hunter and now I’m waiting for it to be added to FF. omg 0_0 , i'm attracted to fiction guys with tragic stuff in their past or recent past , that's how my E. Nigma x OC and Max Diltion x OC shippings that i will one day post in my Marvel/DC storys of once i am satisfied with them and have the motivation to post , i started the beginnings of the storys nearing 7 years ago but i'm trying to make a huge cross over universe and don't feel that it's possible for one person to do so , so it may take me a decade or two. maybe one day it will result in a cross over comic series if i'm blessed to be able. well that got off track.

i was talking about Troll hunter. and Mr. Strickler. He has tragedy. but he's also in a shipping Strickler x Barbra Lake. it's one sided currently but i can totally see him showing up when she's in trouble and help with keeping her safe and then leaving until Jim and his friends no longer hate/distrust him , possibly accept him and he gets a shot at being with her... unlikely but i like the pairing so a girl can almost dream.

story ideas

so eventually i plan on posting a TMNT fanfic series. it will be set in the 2003-2009 series , most of it will be during fast forward. so Splinter , April , Casey , Cody and of course the guys will be in it. along with the dark turtles and a large wagon load of OCs, oh just two wives , one for a certain turtle and one for his dark clone and 17 kids between the couples. i have some names picked out but i need help with the rest of them. i'll be revealing who the fathers are when i get around to writing enough and posting , which i might be getting around to doing this year.

ok heres the names i have picked out of the set of 8 ( our main guys set )

theres Emily (Emi) (( her main weapon will be bow and arrows )) and her older twin brother Sebastian (Sab)( i'm not really a big black butler fan i just like the name) (( his weapons will a pair of twin Katanas like his mentor)) Leo decides to train the twins, three years between them and

their next brother Tobias (Tobi who is a hothead) (( his weapons of choice are twin Sais )) who Raph decides to train, two year between him and

their little sister Yuki (( her weapon is a sansetsukon or a three section staff which requires Mikey to help teach her how to use it, it can also come together as a bow staff)) who Donnie trains , 5 years later come

the triplets , two boys and one girl but one boy is still born so he never really gets a name , Thomas (Tommy) and Lucy. they get joined by their adoptive human brother Lee

Tommy (( nunchakus like his uncle)) gets training from their uncle Mikey , don't know who will train Lucy (( she chooses to use Tessens as her weapons)) ; maybe grandfather Splinter or cousin Cody? and Lee (( Nadachi , guess what he later chooses to be)) will be trained by their mother Beth.

now for the dark turtles... i have barely thought about the kiddos on this side of the family so i need help here.

theres the two oldest ; another brother and sister set of twins , don't who is older the boy or the girl , they're trained by their parents and uncles , really don't know what i'll be doing with the rest of the sibs , mainly i know that i plan on them being a grand total of 9 kids who are not enemies to their cousins and two of them , the third oldest a girl named Crystal and a younger brother ( he'll be named Spike) of hers will be trained along with their cousins. so names and how many are boys or girls out of the remaining 4 are out for naming , by request of my younger brother, one of the girls will be named Erza. their mother is Liz , Beth's younger sister and in a way clone. she is and isn't a clone.

perhaps half the series will follow the parents and the rest will be following the Mutant ninja turtles next gen. two teams of 4 , some times the younger team will have five members. at first Crystal will tag along with the older team until her team is old enough, she'll also be trained by Leo with some help from Raph, not sure what weapon she'll have , but it'll have a blade and maybe a stealthy 2nd weapon.

working on a bit of art that i've been thinking about ever since i had one of the guys get married , i'll be posting it when i can after it's done.

i'm up for getting the other 3 guys married and or having kids (no m-preg or T-cest, that's just not how i roll with this series) but i want to get a bio and slight story about the mother and how many kids their having.

Ninja turtles story ideas: what if the Ancient one came to visit his son in New York but got there a day or two after Splint had cremated his dead master. he's found wondering around by Splinter who leads him to where he stashed his master's ashes , they claim each other as friends and family , the Ancient one claims his son's possessions and Splinter , Splinter wonders around out side at times , sometimes he'd stay inside most of the day. he'd come back to the Ancient one's hotel room each evening after the Ancient one spends the day after day dealing with legal stuff for his dead son ; one day, 8 days before he's planning on leaving to go back to Japan bringing Splinter with him , the accident that mutates and brings together the 5 mutants we all love happens. Splinter drags and leaves the coffee can where his new master can get it before going to get him. he stopped a few feet away from his master before giving his fur a final shake to dry his fur before he manages to lead him to the baby turtles. the next day shows that they need to spend an additional week for Splinter to get use to his mutated body and for his master to make sure he'll be able to sneak in to the ships with the turtle tots.

up for adoption , just PM me and tell me what you're going to call it so i can read it.

my dad watches walking dead , i don't really like it but have seen some of the episodes since that's whats on .

riddle me this, what in the series is both one of the most dangerous and preishes to have with you? answer : a baby . it really does take a village of people to raise one in the walking dead.

nice Maggie's going to have a baby... i guess that Judith is a toddler now.

in Marvel and DC , I’d like to have a co-writer for my story's , some one to go over them and tighten them up , to add or to take out , OK fine an editor if you will , but mainly to add some action into my story's . i'm rubbish at doing action. this summer ( 2015) I’ll be going over all the surviving story's that I’ve written over the years , next to none of them have been typed up and posted so prepare to see ... perhaps a saga ? well at least more of the story that i've started to post. i'll try to post something

i'd love to see/read a drinking contest between Thor , Cap. (Steve) , Wolverine (Logan) and the Flash (Barry). who would get drunk first? at first i thought that it would take hours and several bathroom breaks if that contest were to happen but that was with drinks from earth , thank goodness a better way was thought up in age of Ultron , Asgardian booze. that is what's needed . i have a poll for this so please vote , i'd like to see who you think would win and maybe i'll write a short story to announce the winner.

i wish there's a story where Jarvis , Howard's butler , and Vision , what's left of Jarvis Tony's A.I. butler would meet and talk.

it seems like i might never finish most of my stories and mostly i come up with story ideas more often then not.

i have a feeling that i might not post even half of what i think up , but hopefully i can one day put together a fanfic book for my Marvel/DC timeline that i'm working on. i currently have ,literally, enough to start a short comic book series and i'm hoping to one day write that comic book cross over series from what i have stacked up and and somewhat scattered in my room.

story idea up for grabs : ( please message me and tell me the name of the story if you want to do this one.) futurama fanfic

there's a competition going between Fernsworth and Wernstrom . they made some rules to guide their competition : 1 they get a week to design and build their invention . 2 they're allowed to bring family in to help them , no employees , collage students or their personal girlfriends , but they can bring in girlfriends of family members (Leela)

the Professor and Wernstrom both headed for Mom to grab their son(s) " what are you doing here Fernsworth? not here to steal anything from Mom i hope." " not at all, i'm here to get my son. " " Igner? that explains why he's a halfwit ." " halfwit or not he can still help me win this." Igner heard what Wernstrom said about him and smiled as he heard what his dad said.

" say good bye to your brothers Igner , you might not see them for a whole week."

they take him home perhaps Fry introduces himself as his great x 31 uncle from 1000 years ago . Cubert is introduced as his little half brother.

Hubert and Cubert get to work with inventing ; Fry , Leela and Igner go to work with preventing Wernstrom from sabatoshing the professor's work.

Igner winds up with some chemicals spilling on him that causes his IQ to go up enough to go to work with his brother and dad. i'm thinking they win.

Rise of the Guardians : i love the story's when North is the protective papa bear adopted father for Jack. not as much a huge fan the 200 or so, it at least seems like it, gay pairings of Jack and Bunny. sorry but i root for the strait side . i do however love reading the rare Jackie (fem Jack) x Bunny and the even rarer Jack x fem Bunny story's . i totally ship Bunny x Jack preferably as long as only one of them are male... i do make exceptions of when Jack kinda becomes neutral gendered, when a male spirit is able to give birth to a living baby i do not count him as a true him (male). but i guess sometimes certain gay pairings will grow on you.

there's one pairing that i kinda find scary to imagine, North x Bunny. they're both large, full grown males who would tend to be the leader in any romantic relationship in my opinion. sorry if any read this and do a North x Bunny shipping , sorry but that's just has my brain thinking ' Scary!' , possibly ' Brain bleach! '. Bunny and Jack , thats a cute couple ,either way but more so with one of them as fem. i kinda can see Tooth x Jack ,but i'm see her more and more like a mother figure or sister to him. Sandy , i can see finding someone for himself just not with one of his fellow guardians. but that just means there's a ton of creativity to be done around him , which is kinda fitting since dreams are pretty close to imagination. well this is just my opinion , and i'm just one of perhaps millions of the people who write fanfiction so if you don't like my opinion go find someone's that you do .

these are up for adoption

ooh here's a great story idea that i'd like to bloom into a story: fem Jackie with Bunny , or fem Bunny and Jack ; works either way. they hear Lava , the song about two volcanos.

here's another story based on a song (... would this and the one above this be considered songfics? ) ROTG with a storyline that follows along the song ' the maid that sold her barley ' Bunny is the lord or who ever he was and Jackie is the maiden. i suggest that you look up the song a listen to it.

up for adoption

got another story idea. i wound up staying up til 2 in the morning reading ROTG fanfic , some were frostbunny so no wonder my brain was thinking of ROTG that night. i had a dream that gave me a story idea : so Jack (Artic) Frost is a survivor of the pooka genocide, oldest surviving member of the Articfrost clan, along with some of his large family of siblings. 6 kits (including Jack) out of 3 litters of 4 or 5 in each. Jack lost all of his litter mates , and is mostly grown. the litter that's about 5 decades younger then him lost all but 2 and 3 of the youngest litter survived. MIM changes Jack so he can hide from Pitch as the human spirit of winter Jack Frost. still annoys the heck out of Bunny when he's not busy spreading snow or gathering food for his family , practising how to fight with his staff , working on the wards of his burrow to keep Pitch and his nightmares out ( he's very protective and works hard not to let Pitch find them. possibly took some of Sandy's dream sand to help with hiding his warren from Pitch's nightmares) and caring for his siblings. Jack became his sibling's parent on top of being their big brother and had protected them for the past 300 years since Manny resurrected them. but they didn't know they were resurrected until after or maybe before the Guardians meet them ( after their big brother gets chosen).

think about this: Jack is a male doe single parent who's very protective of his baby brothers and sisters, who's managed to protect , provide and do his job for 300 years , he doesn't really want to tell his new friends and the older pooka he has a crush on all about his past, family and what he is just yet. not until he trusts them completely. then he'll trust them/him with his secrets they'll know when he does when he can join them in front of the fire. his powers makes him feel freezing cold to those he doesn't trust or care about but can feel warm to those he loves and trusts. having a crush on someone doesn't mean he trusts that someone (want to trust him yes , actually do it no). i'm thinking Pitch finds Jack's warren while Jack's out and kidnaps all but the youngest 3 (or maybe less) who were hidden when the older 2 were taken. Jack of course has to tell his secret and trusts his fellow guardians with all his big secrets. (minus that he likes Bunny of course, that's something for them to figure out.) perhaps the older Guardians are curious about where Jack lives so they visit and come close to where Jack's warren is and he gets nervous , North makes a joking remark of how Jack's as nervous as a bunny before Jack feels his wards break and flees to try and fight off Pitch but only gets there in time to see him take the twins. Jack goes into his pooka form and finds the younger 3 ... i'm thinking the youngest three are the equivalent to Sophie's age. cue surprised older guardians , Aster later on starting to court the busy single parent Jack and helping with Jack's brothers and sisters after they get them back from Pitch , three little Pookas in the North pole being taken care of by the yeti’s after centurys of only being in their burrow and seeing only their siblings while the guardians are getting their kidnapped siblings back.

maybe there's a couple of other large pooka familys that survived or were resurrected so the kits can have familys and the race will be brought back?

this is FrostBunny so i don't think i can make this much of a good story , above this is just what my mind asleep and awake can up with. coming up with a good story idea is not the same as writing a good story. i think someone else would do a better job so please PM me when you start posting chapters.

here's another FrostBunny story idea. Nature spirits aren't immortal , they just live a longer life then Pookas do and mature early. thats why mother Nature will sometimes turn a teen into a nature spirits. with the fact that their mortal both genders can have kids as long as they attract a willing mate. they'll make a nest and put out pheromones when they're in heat and hope for a good partner will come by.. they can be emotional if they have several years of no guy coming by in order to have kids , especially if they don't have any kids. Jack is a new fully matured nature spirit at 250 and knows that Pitch Black has his eye on him (he hasn't managed to capture and keep a hold of Jack) in hopes to father Jacks first kid(s) , Jack knows he's bad news and has his eye on the Easter Rabbit in hopes of multiple kids and protection from Pitch. well Jack managed to get the big kangaroo to father his first kids thanks to the location of his nest (some where between the south pole and Australia) and pheromones. Bunny goes to the guardian meeting that was happening every decade , his fellows notice towards the end of the meeting that Aster was feeling a bit embarrassed about something and found out what happened. "congratulations Bunny , hear news about kits soon da? " " why , oh why did it have to be with him? " " who? " Tooth asked " Jack bloody Frost. the snowflake said he actually planned to get me for the father of his kids. " Aster said with his face in his paws. turns out that Sandy once fathered a child with a different winter spirit centurys ago , not too long before they were chosen to be guardians. his daughter's name is Aurora , the dancing lights of the top of the world , he heard she got married to Nightlight and lives on the moon now. but her mother would be dead from old age by now. later on Jack came into the north pole , the reason he wasn't thrown out this time was the fact he had nightmares on his tail , it was stopped by the wards but the Yetis could see the bites and scratches on the pregnant winter spirit and could tell he came in hopes of protection .

soon North called up the other Guardians and they found a bandaged and slightly pregnant Jack Frost sitting on one of North's couches. Jack stopped Aster before could angrily speak. " i'm not here to make trouble for you or anyone else Rabbit. i'm here because at least 2 unborn kids need protecting. we need protection." he said hugging his bump. " i have another suitor , i'm defentally not interested in him and he doesn't have the power to hold me prisoner for 25 years for my next heat. but he won't take no and is furious about my kids. he'll try to cause me to miscarry or kill them after their born." "who would do such terrible things?" Tooth asked. " you saw what chased me here. or one of the yetis told you at least , can you not guess who? " Jack asked North. " Pitch Black." he said shakily. " all i ask is to be allowed stay within your wards and be able to give birth here. i figured you'd like to see your kids at least once Rabbit." " i agree to letting you stay. which guest room would you like?" " guest room? i thought i would build my own spot out side." " what? Jack you can't do that! wouldn't you be happier with a nice room in here? " " Tooth , i'm a winter spirit , there's a reason why there isn't anyone interested in being friends with me. besides the cold temperatures that i find comfortable , basicly anything below 70 , in the next 2 months i'll start getting very moody until my 6th month and so no one here has to put up with that i plan on living outside in small house i'll build my self. " Sandy had a question mark over his head and Jack felt he knew what question he had. " Mother Nature has us learn about stuff like this from the older elementals that have been through this before." or something like that.

later on as Jack was working on his place made out of blocks of ice and snow, it was about half way done and he was inside having hot coco and cookies when Aster came by. " one question Frostbite , why me? " " i don't have any friends but the wind and i knew that it was either Pitch or no one for perhaps another century so i wanted to be able to hug more than one child after being unable to have any more for a while. you're not bad looking and i could tell you'd be able to give me more then one strong kid , maybe kits. plus the protection from Pitch is a very nice bonus. why do many of the birds and other animals chose their mates ? they're the strongest and show that they're one of the best choices of passing on their genes. element spirits try to go for immortal spirits so if anything happens to them ... well, then at least the child will have one parent. there's always a chance of the mother dying in childbirth. at least i know my children will be taken care of if that happens to me... and i can tell you're lonely." Bunny starts falling in love with the mother of his triplets during the pregnancy because , well whats not to love about the bearer of three new hopes. now how to get the slightly seemingly cold calculating Jack to fall in love with him? 50 years later Jackie gets chosen to become a guardian and becomes immortal , still able to have kids , much to her mate and Mother Nature's displeasure (their upset and worried about the Guardian part). Bunny's worried about his mate getting hurt when they have 5 children and she's pregnant with a few more (he's a giant bunny , what do you expect? they're going to have lots of kids over the years) . he's not upset that his mate became immortal.

ok so , i'm planning to do this one after i finish or at the very least reach a half way point for the story i'm working on right now... i'd just have to find a half way point, not sure what i want for the story. there will be some changes , some will be weird ,but that weirdness will let me write and post this story. so this will be a slight sneak peek to Elementals.

RotG/Frozen. ok i'm a fan of Jelsa , they are so perfect for each other with the fact that their both winter wielders. up for adoption

heres a story idea i would love to see grow into an actual story but i'm to lazy to try very hard. i'd say its action/romance not modern. so Pitch Black kidnaps Elsa and Anne , (maybe Kristoff as well? i don't know i just thought up the idea.) and they get thrown into a cell , Pitch is trying to bring darkness to the world and is taking down those who can stand in his way and siphening Jacks powers to make him stronger. Elsa is able to use her powers to break her and then Anna out of the cells about the same time that the 4 older guardians are able to break out of their cells in a different section of the lair.( i'm thinking of lots of corridors and different rooms making up the lair.) Elsa and Anna get chased by frosty nightmares , Elsa is able to destroy them but its not easy so its safer to blast them as they run. they run into the Guardians who destroy the remaining nightmares who were chasing the sisters and they team up. Elsa and Sandy combined ice and dreamsand to make frosty dreamsand unicorns and reindeer to fight the nightmares, leaving them to find where Pitch is holding Jack. they bump into Pitch holding Jack's staff and a fight ensues , they force Pitch to run and he drops the staff and they soon after find Jack in a large puddle from him melting a bit each time that Pitch drains him of power, main romance is Elsa and Jack falling in love with each other as she helps nurse him back to health and the fact they for the most part have the same powers.

ok another Jelsa fanfic story also up for grabs. Elsa's father worried about the shadow wolves and nightmares that would sometimes stalk the land of his kingdom so he made a deal with the man in the moon , the marriage of one of his daughters for protection ( hush up , sometime you need crazy , misunderstood and not so friendly to make a good story.) of his subjects. 10 years later Elsa is on the throne , the land is safe , she's openly using her powers and a couple of her advisers are starting to pressure her to get married to a neighbouring prince and then one of her other advisers find the written deal her father did with the man in the moon. Anna has Kristoff and Elsa isn't going to be the one to rip apart that pair of love birds so that leaves her no choice. by now Jack has been a part of the guardians for about 10 years and he and the Guardians now know of the deal. it was quickly decided since Elsa is 19 that North wasn't going to be one of her suitors and for Tooth to spend some time with Elsa to decide which of the boys should try courting her first. yeah so Jack gets her , maybe a little of Sandy and or Bunny courting her. i don't know you decide. PM me whoever wants to write the rest of the story.

ok so heres where i'm copying a pasting people's stuff. i hope that you'll laugh or enjoy them as much as i have.

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian",
I'm not shouting, "I am saved!"
I'm whispering, "I was lost."
That is why I chose this way.

When I say..."I am a Christian",
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
And need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
And pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are too visible.
But God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
Which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority;
I only know I'm loved.

Repost this if you are a Christian and agree with what this says.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the divine God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,

Then copy and paste this in your profile

This isn't a chain letter, but this story is so touching. Please take time to read. You don't have to, though.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you have ever snuck on FanFiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, like say your homework, then copy/paste this onto your profile. (guilty)

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving (comics and cartoons); copy, paste this in your profile.

If you’re IN but not OF this world, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (they are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (hit them over their heads with the book) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then copy and paste this in your profile.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search, 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile. ( ok i pictured Missy being the person who's poking him with a sharp stick.)

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you have ever frantically searched for something before realizing you were holding it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started cackling because of a funny sentence in a book while in public, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of the perfect comeback ages after the argument happened, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (i tend to make a character who winds up married to said fictional character i have a crush on unless he's in a shipping in the movie/book/comic but i so far are into guys who don't have anyone)

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or have not had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ (pretty hard for a christian to ignore this with that scripture up there.)

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Edward Cullen was on top of a building about to jump. Copy this if you are in the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!"

Repost if you'd do the same thing if it was Justin Bieber (maybe not Edward he wasn't too bad

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought makes me think of a short horror story where there was a serial killer who would stalk his victims online first using pen names that when rearranged spelled out ' kill the babysitter')

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

96% of young girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames, 2% would be holding marshmallows on a stick. Copy this if you be the 2% wondering how the hell he got out of the book.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. (i'm more of a 1& 4 gal but I don't have enough money or space to pre order all the books i'd want.)

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

I am that girl,The one who writes to escape

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You have at least 2 notebooks full of ideas.

You are running out of pens to write with. (not really but i do need to buy more note books, and later on some more pens)

"A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't." - from Sarah310592.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( Oh My Gosh , how do they survive with that little?)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. (that's what little brothers are there for, to annoy the heck out of and then you move out for college and/or other life stuff and annoy the heck out of him some more)

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. ( writers block , my nemesis)

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile (best stress reliever that's not drugs , cheaper too.)

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! ( ow , it hurt the first time that i tried reading this.)

i love the following sayings , they're so funny :)

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"

Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head. (... oh yeah it takes over 120 muscles to smile)

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I know who I am... your approval is not needed.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!

When your cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! ( this says last 3 months of school to me)

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. ( and one day on Mars)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care.