Here is a list of my favorite couples (limit 5 per show)

A. Wordgirl

1. Tobey & Becky/Wordgirl

2. Steven & Beatrice

3. Hunter & Victoria Victoria & Eileen

4. TJ & Eileen TJ & Victor

5. Scoops & Violet

B. All Grown Up

1. Harold & Angelica Angelica & Susie

2. Chuckie & Lil

3. Phil & Susie Tommy & Chuckie

4. Tommy & Kimi

5. Dil & Wally

C. Arthur

1. James & DW

2. Buster & Muffy Muffy & Francine

3. Slink & Rattles Molly & Ratburn

4. Binky & Molly Molly & Kate

5. Brain & LaDonna

D. The Big Bang Theory

1. Sheldon & Amy

2. Sheldon & Penny

3. Leonard & Penny

4. Howard & Raj

E. Phineas and Ferb

1. Heinz & Linda Heinz & Perry

2. Phineas & Isabella

3. Ferb & Vanessa

4. Gilbert* & Suzy Phineas & Ferb

5. Coltrane & Stacey Buford & Baljeet

my OC and Buford's younger stepbrother

F. Bones

1. Arastoo & Cam

2. Zack & Temperance Angela & Jack

3. Jack & Zack BROMANCE!

4. Lance & Daisy Lance & Zack

5. Colin & Vincent

G. Full House

1. Aaron & Michelle

2. Rusty & Stephanie

3. DJ & Kimmy Kimmy & Stephanie

4. Stephanie & Gia

5. Jesse & Becky

That's all I got for now.

I make my own costumes and ... Well, I show new meaning to "Don't judge a book by its cover."

I am 15. Here's some stuff I found on theblondeknight45's profile.

Random Quiz ( and you! Totally not my idea, but it's kewl... ;D)

in the reular print are my answers from 12/2016; in bold are my answers from 02/2018

1) Find the nearest person to you and state their eye color- green bright blue
2) What can you hear right now?- My mom and brother talking about expenses people trying to "surf" on the broken picnic table in the courtyard

3) Do your fingernails need to be trimmed?-No no
4) What was the last thing you laughed at?- A Shane Dawson YouTube parody A teacher and a classmate having a fight over whether or not a YouTube video can be considered credit, and then having another classmate find a five-year old YouTube video of our teacher rapping in French
5) Where do you keep your movies?- On a shelf in the kitchen area most are in 50 cases
6) Who is your favorite blonde superhero?- Sportacus 10 Sportacus, unless you consider Helga Pataki a hero
7) Republican or Democrat or 3rd Party?- Independent independent
8) Last thing one of your friends said to you?- "don't forget about Sunday!" "Face it. They're just not made for each other."
9) Favorite type of weather?- non-humid rain non-humid rain
10) School Dances: yea or neigh?- neigh unless it's costume or something neigh
11) Look directly to your right. What do you see?- Jabberwocky a carton of chocolate milk. [Jabberwocky died last year]
12) Has what you are listening to changed?- Yes, now it's Charles in Charge no, not really
13) State one thing 98% of people you know don't know about yourself or your life- I broke the washer by throwing in a high heel and taking it out before anyone saw. read the previous line
14) Milk or Dark Chocolate- Milk chocolate. Always. milk
15) What do you describe yourself as in social terms? What do your friends describe you as?- I say I'm uh, unique. Others say I'm a strange little kid. :\ read previous line

-And now... Pick characters from something and give them a number, then ask questions! (I got this from theblondeknight45, who got it from Icewhip, but she got it from someone else; like her i don't own it) I'll be doing this for...Arthur! Now, it will be... drumroll please... Glee!

1. Kate Will
2. Buster Principal Figgins
3. Molly Kurt
4. DW Rachel
5. Francine Santana
6. Ratburn Quinn
7. Fern Emma
8. Muffy Puck
9. Brain Brittany
10. Sue Ellen Elliot/Starchild
11. Vicita Artie
12. LaDonna Sue
13. Binky Blaine
14. Rattles Becky
15. Prunella Dani

Do you ship 3/13?- absolutely OMG yassss!!! i love klaine so bad!

Opinion on 15/1?- ...no Dani and Will wouldn't work...

2/12 or 4/14?- 2/12, yea they'd be great together. 4/14, possibly. Haven't really thought about it. Principal Figgins/Sue? No thank you. Rachel/Becky... they couldn't handle each other. of the two, i'd go for Jacksberry

What if it was canon that 6/7 got together?- I don't think PBS kids would have a student-teacher relationship, but if it did that pairing would be interesting. Quinn/Emma? Whoa! Didn't see that twist coming!

What would a 3/11 fic you wrote be about?- Vicita admiring Molly's attitude. Artie just wants to know what it's like; why they fight so much for it. It would be while Kurt and Blaine are off.

If you could insert yourself in a fic with either 1, 12, 9, 2, 15, or 7 who would you pair up with? Buster or Fern. Buster would make me laugh and we could talk about aliens. Then Fern and me can write a lot. :) s'fun. Will, Sue, Brittany, Principal, Dani or Emma? Dani. She's real sarcastic like me and i think we'd get along.

You are forced at gunpoint to make an 8/5 fic off the top of your head, go- o.o " The auburn-haired steps out of the dressing room, wearing a new pair of jeans. They aren't designer since the Crosswires have lost their fortune. Francine has her brush stuck at twenty-three as she becomes mesmerized by the curves of her best friend. In two days, they start junior year. Francine sighs, forgetting her current activity. She graces over, running her fingers through Mary Alice's long ponytail - causing her to feverishly blush. Puck and Santana are cast together to sing lead for a romantic storyline that ends with Santana's character killing Puck's character after sex. "Wanna come over so we can practice our last scenes?" Puck winks at her. Santana rolls her eyes but traces Puck's abs through his shirt. "Alright. It's almost a shame i need to kill you."

Which do you think is most popular: 1/2, 2/3, or 3/4? Kate/Buster. It's the whole best-friend's-brother thing. Will/Figgins; Figgins/Kurt; or Kurt/Rachel? The last one. She is going to be his surrogate, afterall. SPOILERS!

Have you ever wanted to see 5/10 in the show?- not really. They don't really go together. Santana

Story time: 1 breaks up with 10, only to meet 4 at night and be consoled. Afterwards, 4 begins to date 10, leaving 1 to turn to 11 for a wild night and making 10's ex, 7, very upset, causing 7 to commit suicide while the entire thing makes 2 glad to not be involved- Okay. Kate breaks up with Sue Ellen, but meets up with DW at night to be consoled. The sisters have grown very close over the years. Afterwards, DW begins to date Sue Ellen. Feeling lost, Kate turns to Vicita. They go out for a wild night, making Sue Ellen's ex, Fern, exceedingly upset. Fern commits suicide and Buster is very glad he is away and not involved with this. - what the hell?

Would you be more happy to help bring forth 3/8 or 1/12? 1/12. Kate and LaDonna.

That was fun! :-*

1. What type of music do you listen to?

I really like most music. A lot of what's on my phone is a mix between

punk rock and classic rock, with some bubblegum pop. I love, love, love

Simple Plan!

2. Coffee or energy drink?

Coffee. Energy drinks are ick.

3. Do you have a pet?

No, it's too expensive.

4. Would you fall in love knowing that the person is leaving?

I'd keep my distance.

5. Write a number from one to a hundred:

99.9999999999

6. Blondes or brunettes?

Don't care.

7. What annoys you the most?

When people talk smack and stereotypes over having a lot of

kids/responsibilities.

8. Have you been out of the USA?

Yeah, when I was a lot younger.

9. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

If I were someone else, the me I am now doesn't know what the me I

would be would like.

10. Which features best describe you?

A fighter, smart, sarcastic, responsible, organized, dedicated,

hardworking, creative

11. Do looks matter?

Unfortunately, this is how reality is.

12. How do you release anger?

In all honesty, where we used to live, I just picked up a baseball bat

and took it out in the back area, hitting whatever people dumped out

there. Now that I'm in an apartment with adrugstore to one side and a

church to the other, I usually just run around out there listening to

my music.

13. Do you use sarcasm?

Yes.

14. Favorite thought-provoking song?

"No surprises" by Radiohead

15. Do you like sushi?

I like it okay. Did you know that was Heath Ledger's favorite food?

16. Favorite time of the year?

Halloween

17. Play any musical instruments?

Not anymore. I used to hafta in that first elementary school we went

to.

18. What's your favorite color(s)?

Black and blue.

19. Describe your love-life.

Nope. I sorta have a boyfriend Kalen Valentine, but things are going

all lopsided. I wish he could be more like one of the fictional people

I love.

20. Favorite fictional character(s)?:

There's a lot. We've got Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham), Nergal Jr. (The

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy), Mandy (look to previous source

material), Jeff the Killer (Slender), Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and

Ferb), Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter series), Severus Snape (look to

previous source material), Carlton Lassiter (Psych), Daffy Duck (Looney

Tunes), Angelica Pickles (Rugrats), Robbie Rotten (Lazytown), Gregory

Valentine (Backstrom), Jade West (Victorious), Samantha Malone (Danny

Phantom), Gewn (Total Drama), Abby Scuito (NCIS), Onyx von Trollenburg

(Trollz), Raven (Teen Titans), Wednesday Addams (Addams Family), Tina

Cohen-Chang (Glee), Lydia (Beetlejuice), Metis (Honeydew Syndrome)

List of Favorites

Color: Blue and black

Food: Cheeto Spaghetti (because of bart Simpson) or Spaghetti tacos

(because of Spencer shay)

Author: Dean Koontz, (whoever actually writes Honeydew

Syndrome), Henry James, Anne Rice, J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Poet: banditangel (her real name is unknown)

Hobby: Writing Stories (and reading fanfiction for hours on end,

forgetting to eat in the process!)

Candy: Midnight Dark Milky Ways, candy necklace, Cow tales, crybaby

extra sour bubble gum

Ice Cream: apple pie, Mexican chocolate, mocha almond fudge

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is

scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your

profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to

call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as

unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy &

paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and

paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and

paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous

fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into

your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional

breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7

percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and

paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this

into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste

this into your profile.

If you liked Snape before and after Deathly Hallows copy and paste this

in your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are

crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer,

copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can

quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this

to your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with a non-canon television pairing

that you start reading into every single little interaction that the

two characters have and are convinced that they are really, secretly a

couple no matter what the television writers say, copy and paste this

into your profile!

Favourite Quotes:

From my rotting body

Flowers shall grow

And I am in them

And that is eternity

- Thomas Moore

Darling, some people have a twisted sense of beauty.

- Morticia Addams

Black is such a happy color.

- Morticia Addams

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

- Joker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the

light.

- Oswald Cobblepot

Witty Coments Part!

Things To Consider

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour

and a half?

Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?

Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things

in moderation"?

Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?

Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in

charge of everything outdoors?

Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?

If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the

Earth out of its orbit?

What colour hair do bald men put on their driver's license?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a

suitcase?

When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't

it be a "near hit"?

How can something be both "new" and "improved"?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)Crack open your bag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air

in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without

getting

off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors

open,

then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you

Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:

"You're

one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say ding! at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I

have

new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your

beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the

other

passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go

back

for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong

ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a

while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then

scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures

and

exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream "We're all gonna die!!!"

Introducing...Fun w/Copy & Pasties! Taken from CMW2's profile

Stereotypes...bold the ones YOU are if you choose to copy/paste this!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a

savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of

girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (No way, compadre.)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(Kool Aid, yes.

Fried Chicken...maybe?)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Nope, but i am working on that.)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf?!)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(*sigh*

working on that)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie &

Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(*scoffs* yeah right)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Hell no.)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink

too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (One time in 5th grade and you're

branded for life)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to

castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is

A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent,

love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the

planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or

MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with

the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like fire so I MUST be a crazy arsonist

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling

perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst

into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having

problems

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You Know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when:

Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix

it. T

he television network shows a promo for a re-screen and you can name

episode title AND number.

You wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.

You have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks you off

You find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"

You find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'

You see everywhere someone who reminds you of an NCIS character, you

could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like

them!

You actually consider a spider web tattoo on your neck

You begin building a boat in your basement just like the one Gibbs has

You super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left

the room

You look on the Internet for a Mighty Mouse stapler

You postpone needed surgery because you might still be under when the

show comes on

You ask a bunch of nuns if you can bowl with them

You take to drinking strong black sugarless pop by the gallon

You teeter on impossible stilettos

You confuse English expressions

You start talking to any dead creature

You talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in

your life

You hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of

flats

You drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs

You take to wearing a dog collar with studs or spikes instead of pearl

necklaces

You dye your hair red

You're convinced your life will be complete if only you can obtain a

farting hippo stuffed toy that you can name Bart

You dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails

You become a Goth

You start wearing black lipstick

You have a penchant for long winded stories Your catchphrase becomes

"D'ya think?" or "On it boss!"

You write novels using your workmates as your source of inspiration

You get into forensic science

Your favourite hat is a bright orange beanie

You only notice young men who wear Italian designer label

suits/footwear or silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes

from Sears

You start referring to water cooler gossip as 'scuttlebutt'

You refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and you were never in

the Navy

You talk about 'zulu time'

You 'profile' any potential

friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour

You insist that the second B in your name stands for 'B' - even if your

name doesn't have a B in it!

You can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning

You can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach

You have frat brothers even if you haven't the foggiest what that is

You start threatening people that bug you that you'll kill them 18

different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.

Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'

Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact

tint of Gibbs' eyes. or which ever character floats your boat.

You give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin

You sleep with a gun under your pillow

You give your lover honey dust

You take a liking to the smell of sawdust

You have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away

The idea of building a boat in your basement, even though you will have

no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing

several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.

Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple

You give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball

Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens

You start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname,

dropping the 'mister' entirely.

You connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile

You become versed in ballistics

You become fascinated by military acronyms

You begin calling your boss "Director"

You call wild drivers "Zivas"

You discover you can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them

When a friend asks for support you say 'on your six'

You think the FBI is inefficient

You consider you and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue

You begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be

like.

You suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with or

without the cover (cap/hat)

You want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person

so they can be located at any time

You become a bomb disposal expert

You consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby

You spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on Fan

. (guilty!)

You buy DVD copies of movies that have NCIS cast members in, even

though they are movies you wouldn't normally watch.

You spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on Fan

and

You get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if you don't

like the shows

You rout You Tube for interviews/snippets of said cast

You're favourite car is a sedan

You have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case you break one

You have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female

members

You call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers

And if your big boss is female you address her as Madam, Director, or

Ma'am

You refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'

The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo

You start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.

You ask your husband/significant other to call you Sweetcheeks instead

of honey or babe.

You head slap everyone close to you who says/does something annoying.

You start acting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes

You call your friends/family NCIS characters Any long winded speaker or

who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky

You begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other

You want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether or

not you actually write

You hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future

You look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section you visit and

online stores like

You don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning

You go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that you see a

doctor you look for Ducky.

You start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when you see

service members in uniform.

You hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like

because you don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the

proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of

calamine lotion with you at all times, just in case.)

Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would

dare to even get near you - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can

you

You try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what you want when

you want in the way you want.

You get really excited when you find out you grew up in the same town

Mark Harmon's father was from!

Every time you see a Dodge Charger, you look inside expecting to see

Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.

You get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)

If Your Life Was A Movie: What Would The Soundtrack Be?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, Rhapsody,

etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit

with the setting

Opening Credits: Arrogant Worms "I Like Toast"

Waking Up: Avril Lavigne "Skater Boy"

First Day at School: Blondie "One Way or Another"

Falling In Love: Justin Timberlake "SexyBack"

Breaking Up: Natalia Kills "Problem"

Prom Night: Disney Soundtrack "Under the Sea"

Life: Katy Perry "I Kissed a Girl"

Mental Breakdown: All Time Low "That Girl"

Driving: Avenue Q "If You Were Gay"

Flashback: Ricky Martin "Livin' La Vida Loca"

Getting back together: J. Dash "Wop"

Wedding: Britney Spears "Kiss You All Over"

Birth of Child: Olly Murs/Flo Rida "Troublemaker"

Final Battle: Your Favorite Martian "The Stereotypes Song"

Funeral Song: Weird Al Yankovich "White & Nerdy"

Final Credit: Melanie Martinez "Cough Syrup"

I believe... that we don't have to change friends if we understand that

friends change.

I believe... that no matter how good a friend is they're going to hurt

you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I believe... that true friendship continues to grow, even over the

longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I believe... that you can do something in an instant that will give you

heartache for life.

I believe... that it's taking me a long time to become the person I

want to be.

I believe... that you should always leave loved ones with loving words.

It may be the last time you see them.

I believe... that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I believe... that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we

feel.

I believe... that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I believe... that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when

it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I believe... that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe... that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and

have the best time.

I believe... that sometimes, the people you expect to kick you when

you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I believe... that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be

angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe... that maturity has more to do with what types of

experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do

with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I believe... that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.

Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe... that no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world

doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe... that our background and circumstances may have influenced

who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I believe... that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It

could change your life forever.

I believe... that two people can look at the exact same thing and see

something totally different.

I believe... that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by

people who don't even know you.

I believe... that even when you think you have no more to give, when a

friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I believe... that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent

human being.

I believe... that the people you care about most in life are taken from

you too soon.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the

most of everything