a pleasent hello to all of my lovely, lovely readers, and any and all passer-bys who descided to stop by for a chat. please, do call me jade, as "jadedfox2" can be annoying to write. shonen-ai is my love, though yaoi can be quite nice as well. i have a lovely beta by the name of Fugu-chan. seriously, there is no other. he's the best. i like to be fancy, but that's hardly the only facet of my personality. really, it's difficult for me to write about myself, so if you'd like to know, i'd advise you to find out for yourself. stop by, we'll have a chat, it'll all be very lovely indeed.

favorite quotes/phrases: (excluding anime/manga quotes because this section would just be waaaay too long.)

"who ever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door." -hell if i know.

"ginger kids make the world go round like 5 shots of tequila on a rainy night!!" - all me man, all me.

"a man once fell asleep and dreamt he was a butterfly. when he woke, he asked, 'am i a man who just dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly now dreaming he is a man?" -lau tao

"when you don't know where your going any road will get you there." lewis carrol.

"it is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun."-Henery wadsworth longfellow

"the hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread." mother teresa

"an intellectual is is someone whose mind watches itself." albert camus.

"common sense is not so common." voltaire

"if there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" scott adams

"intellegence without ambition is a bird without wings." salvador dali

"I'm insatiable; my curiousity, my need for freedom and adventure, my need for love and affection, emotion, my want to be alone, my sex-drive, everything about me. really, i'd be lying if i said i wasn't selfish."

FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB: Hikaru/Kaoru (omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!), mori/honey, kyoya/tamaki, tamaki/haruhi

KUROSHITSUJI: sebastian/ciel, agni/soma, undertaker/grelle (sorta more or less), alois/claude (but only if it is a awesome claude. i don't like douchebag ((canon)) claude.) grelle/will

AVATAR:THE LAST AIR BENDER: Zukka

PSYREN: Miroku/Junas, Dholaki/shiner, Uranus/Grana, kabuto/fuu-chan, fuu-chan/marie, Amamiya/Ageha, Tatsuo/Asaga...and a bunch more.

NARUTO: Sasodei, kakuhida, peinko, naruhina, sasunaru, narusasu, nejiten, saisaku, kimijuu, suigetsu/kiba, suigetsu x karin, itaneji (in one story), kakairu, itachi.

FULL METAL ALCHAMIST: Roy/Ed

JUNJOU ROMANTICA: Usagi/Misaki, Nowaki/Hiro, Miyagi/shinobu...obviously.

PANDORA HEARTS: gil(raven)/oz, glen/jack, jack/alice, elliot/leo, break/reim

LOVELESS: soubi/ritsuka, natsuo/youji, yamato/kyouya, kio/i freaking love kio. idk who i want him with, but i just freaking love him w

TEGAMI BACHI/LETTER BEE: gauche/lag, zazie/lag

CODE GEASS: LELOUCH OF THE REBELLION: suzalulu, ginoxkallen, suzalulu (i really love them x3)

EDEN OF THE EAST: takizawa/saki

SOUL EATER: maka/soul

NO.6: nezumi/sion

SEKAI ICHI HATSUKOI: Takano/onodera, yukina/kisa, tori/yoshino

AVENGERS/AVENGERS RELATED: thorki, stony, clint/natasha

RANT.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AUTHORS? i mean, there are some really good stories that haven't been updated in years! it would be understandable if the story sucked, but i'm taking about works of art; works of genius! and yet, you leave us here, wondering where you've gone. it would be much easier to take if you didn't just fall off the face of planet earth, but really! we're loyal to you! we miss you! why must you put us through so much pain?! COME BACK TO US! UPDATE! WE CARE ABOUT YOU AND THAT YOU'VE BEEN GONE! have some mercy, ne? at least tells us that you will be gone or that you have left. a reason would be nice too, but hey, i won't pry. although, if you need someone to talk to, confide in your favorite fan! i mean, it isn't like we'll blow you off, and we won't laugh, and i'll be damned if one of us bites! i do understand if you don't want to tell any of us your whole life story, but you don't have to. anyway, back to what i was originally saying, you need to continue. after all, some of you aspire to be authors or say that writing is your passion. is that really true? how are you to be an author if you can't even complete one fantastic work? come back! tell us something! anything!

damn it all. i want some wonton soup. i need some comfort DX

THANK YOU FOR READING MY RANT.

RANT II.

It is really irritating when you put your heart and fucking soul into a review and the author who replies has maybe two sentences to say back to you. what the fuck. they ask for reviews so you give them an honest, lengthy review that should make their hearts melt with fucking love and warmth because you found their writing so moving, so well written, so whatever, and all they have to say is, "thanks for the review! glad you liked it!" well, fuck! you're welcome for the small piece of my soul you just tossed with all of the other, less meaningful reviews. i'm glad you fucking enjoyed my thoughts on the story you slaved over. that i adored! it comes across a bit arrogant. i mean, can you not take praise? is it all the same to you? do you fucking expect people to say shit like that to you and that's why you're being ungrateful? i mean, i know they say thank you, but that doesn't seem very sincere. ugh. i don't know what's worse: when they don't reply to your review at all, or when they do the shit i've been talking about for the last few minutes. i guess it's kind of the same. when they give you such short replies, i have no idea what they thought about my review, really. i have no idea if i praised them about an area they had struggled with. i just don't know anything. ah, well. i suppose i shouldn't complain too much. it happens more oft than not.

THANK YOU FOR READING RANT II.

STORY STATUS:

Unia: on hold. i'll get to it eventually. the next chapter was almost done, but then my computer crashed. so, on hold it goes! plus, my sasodei love has faded. it'll be back. it always comes back, but i'd like to indulge in other fandoms right now.

Take Me Over: on hold.

any one shot that may come along: it might become a two shot. or three shot... who the hell knows at this point?

more to come. i apologize for my laziness.

meh, im bored with this... i'll add more later