I like anime...alot...lol

I love yaoi and the pairing MattXMello

I also like

BBXL

BBXA

BBXMatt

MelloXNear

MelloXBB

MattXL

Higurashi:

Keiichi/Satoshi :D

Ouran High School Host Club:

HikaruXKaoru Hitachiin

TamakiXKyouya...just sayin

Im really fricken weird...LOL!!!!! God i pretty much just matched all the Wammy boys together XD

YAOI!

Im not really good at writing stories...sorry If you hate my writing XD

Mostly just for fun...

Where am I also? I'LL TELL YOU!...YOUTUBE!

http://www.youtube.com/commanderwaffle

If my dad ever found out that I read/watch yaoi...id...be...DOOMED
LMAO No but I would...K BAI!!!!!

If you think Nate "Near" Rivers is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

Ok...a little more about myself...

Name: Unless you are someone from the government...you are not getting my name...call me commanderwaffle...yeah

Age: Again...government? Yes. Normal random person? No.

Sex: What are you some kind of whore? Hell no! Maybe when Im older...and your someone from Death Note...Matt Yes. Mello Yes. Near...Yes. L...YES! BB...YES! Light...NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Likes: Kinda went over that already...I like anime and yaoi. I also love music...rock, metal all that jazz.

Dislikes: Human beings and sea food. OK i'm sorry. Human beings, seafood and human interaction. Can. Not. Stand. Hugs. Not even from friends. Don't like the feeling of the embrace. Gives me chills. Yeah I'm claustrophobic, sue me.

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

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If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile (LOL I WOULD)

Boy...I need a life...Lmao.

Okay...got nothin to really say about my life more soo...

I HATE LIGHT YAGAMI!!!!!!

HE CAN GO DIE IN THE FARTHEST AND MOST HOTTEST PART OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

HATE HIM WITH A BURNING PASSION!!!!

My ideal death for Light:

1: Matsuda shoots him(The original thing) and he leaves the warehouse

2: Wanders out into the street and gets nailed by a bus, then by 3 cars, leaving him there in the street.

3: Coyotes come out of nowhere and begin gnawing at his flesh, basically eating him.

4: Another car.

5: Misa comes out of nowhere and starts crying for him. (Emotional distress)

6: L comes back and starts beating the crap out of his dead body and yelling about how he died because of Kira.

7: Beyond Birthday comes out of nowhere and stabs Light's body multiple times, yelling about how killing L was his job. And killing Naomi Misora.

8: A few more cars.

9: It starts to rain and he gets struck by lightning.

10: Random raper dudes come and violate every dead orifice in his body, and then one more car.

THE END!!! ^-^

Thats how Light should have died. No Death Note. No Shinigami. Just like that. Would have made me so much happier. You are justice? NOT ANYMORE BUDDY BOY!

L was real justice. HE KICKED ASS AND YOU KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay Im done XD.

Light Yagami...YOU ARE KIRA!!!!!!!! (Epic Near quote XD)

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Mello yellow XD

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Number your FAV Death Note characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!

1. Matt

2. Mello

3. L

4. Near

5. BB

6. A

7. Watari

8. Matsuda

9. Naomi

10. Chief Yagami

11. Sayu

12. Light

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Um...no. Thats just creepy

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um...YEAH?! Well, not hot...but fucking adorable XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well...uh...not really sure...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine

No...not really

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

...Mello and A? Geez...freaky...yes XD

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither...wow...*Shudders*

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Watari walked in on Mello and Light? H'es probably pass out...and so would I..

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
They work together to solve the Kira case...and both die...Oh wait thats the anime..NVM!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Matt and Matsuda...no.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Watari and Light?! CRAP! Uh...Jesus...'IM GONNA KILL YOU!' XD

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
L? Only one...yes...

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
PFFT NO!

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
Mello, Near and BB? Thats not a bad idea...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
O_O...Don't ever ask that again...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Barbie Girl...yeah I went there

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Matt/A/Light...WARNING...wow...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

CHOCOLATE IS GOOOOD!! But why is the chief hitting on Mello?

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Matt and Naomi and in a happy relationship until Naomi runs off with Near. Matt, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sayu and a brief unhappy affair with Light, then follows the wise advice of BB and finds love with Mello.
Wow...the ending is nice...MELLOXMATT XD...'Crack Love'...AWW YEAH

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Near de-flower Matt? No no no...WRONG!!! Near is never the seme...honestly...is there one pairing where this little boy is the SEME?! NO?!

Fine...well...Near finds Matt after Mello leaves and becomes insane and takes Matt in a broom closet...aw yeah...SMEX FTW!

12) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? L and Watari? Sweet merciful Jesus...

13) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Sayu do Naomi? God some of these questions...ummm Never...lets just go with that

14) What is Six's super-secret kink? Having Beyond slap him like a whore, no matter how badly he wants to commit suicide...God Im so messed up

15) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? If Watari discovered L/Matsuda? He'd wonder who tops XD

16) Four/eight or four/nine? Near/Matsuda or Near/Naomi?...Would it be weird if i said Near/Matsuda?

~For people that

HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST stuff my face

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (but not gay O.o?)

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(not really ...)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (Im ugly XD)

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST be a slut

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I don't SMILE often so I MUST be suicidal.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Yaoi counts, right?)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (though that does kinda sound like me XD)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I like TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I CARE, so I must be Gullible.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE! GOD!

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, Akira'kitana, kalyn19, Beijing Girl demo-nisshu-teshi, MailJeevasVGFTW

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below).

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Gah...No!!!

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First three letters of your first name and Izzle: Kay-izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black kiwi bird (XD)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Red Coke (XD)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Arcrcaa...what?

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Dont know my mom...and micheal :D

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Bagera

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favourite fruit and something that can go wrong: Grape world

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any colour and a pirate accessory: Red eye patch

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Michelle Madison

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Marka

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favourite ice-cream and favourite cookie: Chocolate Oreo

13. YOUR PORN NAME: Name of first pet you had and street you grew up on: Bagera Pacific

14. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: Favourite perfume and favourite candy: I dont use perfume so...Snickers! XD

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, xAmuIkuto, Chaillot, MailJeevasVGFTW

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║██║ Put this ipod on your profile if you
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nii or -nee = suffix for brother or sister
-sama = used for your superior, someone who is higher in rank than you are.
-san = commonly used, term of respect for someone who is equal or lesser than you.
-kun = used when you are close to someone, to show respect.
-chan = used for someone who is "cute", either a girl or younger child.
-sensei = teacher, but can also mean "master".
-koi = sweetie
-dorei = slave
-kohai = student
-senpai = teacher or master
-danna = master or protector

Nee-chan = Sister
Nii-san = Brother
Otouto = little brother
Aniki = older brother
Otousan = Father
Okaasan = Mother
Tousan or Tou-san = Dad
Kaasan or Kaa-san = Mom
Hai = yes
Gomenasai, Gomen Nasai or just Gomen = I appologize, I'm sorry, or Sorry.
Usuratonkachi = an insult (??)
Baka = stupid, idiot, or dummy
Itadakimasu = said before eating a meal, means something like "I gratefully recieve".
Ohayo = good morning.
Konnichiwa = good afternoon.
Oyasuminasai = good night.
Koibito = sweetheart or boyfriend/girlfriend.

You sayJustin Bieber-I say HELL NO

You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zepplin

You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot

You say Kanye-I say Metallica

You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden

You say Lady Gaga-I say Disturbed

You say Hip Hop-i say shut the fuck up

You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music THATS GREAT!! DONT LET ROCK DIE !!

Me love music XD

Rap and pop SUCKS GRRRRRRRRR!

XD

Wammy kids- AWESOME!!!!!!
Sorry I just Luffles the Wammy's XD

Light
You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
x You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
x Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
x You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 5

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
You walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 4

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
x You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
x You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 2

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes. (dark yes, tight, NO!)
x You are always second.
x You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit. (Just a little)

Total: 6

Matt
x You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 3

Near
You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
x You have Peter Pan syndrome. (completly, I never wanna grow up!)
x You love to wear pajamas.
You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Sounds kinky 0_0)
x Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 4

Mikami
You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
x You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
x When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. (depends on if it's something stupid)
x You are a little bit crazy and weird. (a little...?)

Total: 5

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
You know someone who is an example for you.
x You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
x You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

MATTY KUN!!!!!!

Video Games FTFW!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

God I love Matt.. :D

Aichmophobia- Fear of knives or sharp objects...thats me!

If you come near me with a knife...i will run as far away as possible...THANKS A FUCKING LOT MICHEAL MEYERS!!!

DXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX...:D

Even though I have a hell of a lot more fears...like:

Haphephobia- Fear of touching or being touched...I dont like Hugs, or anybody touching me for that matter...High-fives are okay though...Just dont touch me...But i will touch something if its not living...Yeah :D

Acrophobia- Fear of heights (But who doesn't have that? Heights are fucking scary DX)

Agliophobia, Algophobia, Odynophobia, Odynephobia - Fear of pain. (But thats normal right?)

Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. (If i could stay in my room forever, that would be great...I dont like the outside world -_-)

Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders. (But spiders are fucking crazy DX)

Autophobia, Eremophobia, Ermitophibia, Isolophobia, Monophobia - Fear of being alone or fear of oneself. (That doesnt make sense XD)

Cleithrophobia, Claustrophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place. (Damn Straight)

Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. (Never helped my childhood)

Keraunophobia - Fear of lightning (Lightning is fucking scary DX)

Merinthophobia - Fear of being bound or tied up. (Anybody does that to me and I rip there fucking heads off XD)

And there you have it! I guess all this explains my I am so anti-social...wow.

YAY FOR ANTI-SOCIALNESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says..
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

That was fucking adorable!!!!

Pick 10 Death Note characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Matt

2. Mello

3. Near

4. L

5. BB

6. Misa

7. Matsuda

8. A

9. Mikami

10. Light

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Look up tips on how to commit suicide DX

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Kick Matsu's ass for hitting on his man!

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Why She survives and he doesnt -_-

5 is having a birthday party and picks a theme. what is it?

Kill everyone :D

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

L only because he kicks ass in general

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

FUCK YEAH!

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

Wonder how it happened...and then laugh and offer to be the godmother :D

10 starts working at a bar.

Not order anything...ever

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Threaten him with a pen..cuz he knows how to work those things O_O

8 reads your fan fictions and complains. What is it about?

That i made him too innocent XD

7 got high.

Why? Why would you..?

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Wonder how the hell Misa knows German... wouldn't that be Mello?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Laugh until I cant breathe anymore...and get L to have hot sex with him XD

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Good decision L, that would have turned out bad.

3 told 6 he started his period.

Misa gives him a confused look...along with me

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Tell him thats his fucking job...hes the one who's suicidal -_-

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Aw Hell yeah!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Not long...

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

...Not...sure...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

I clear my throat and move closer to him...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Well HI THERE MATSU!!! :D

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I dont know...shes a bitch...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

The world is ending...

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Actually...they might...my dad likes a good intellectual conversation :D

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 3. Your reaction?

FUCK!! What about one?! HES SEXY TOO!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he emits waves of sex from his body..why else?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Kill me...

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Start calling me 'Kami!'

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Tells me that suicide is the answer...and i slap him

You got dumped by someone. How will 2 cheer you up?

Give me a bar of chocolate? :3

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

"GIVE HIM TO ME!!!!!" And i do...ew Light *Shudders*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Kill them all :D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Save my ass and then Marry me :D

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A toy robot...and I will accept it with gratitude :D

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do

Tell me i'm a dumb ass and then take me to the hospital...like the doll that he is :3

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Use his awesome video game skills to PWN the crap out of them :D

10 ignored you all the time?

YAY!

9 made fun of your friends?

Does HE have any friends?

8 got into the hospital somehow?

GEE I DON'T KNOW...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Shrugs shoulders* Cool...ur cute anyways :D

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Cry...

5 cooked you dinner?

I probably wouldn't eat it...

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

No...hes not...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

What? You want in?...come...

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

HELLZ YEAH! TAKE ME AWAY!

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Eh? What? Oh, I see...ready to get your ass kicked again? BRING IT GOGGLE BOY!! Then can we have sex? XD

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

Matt, Mello, Near, L... All the Whammy boys including B and A

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

MattXMello...BBXL...BBXA...BBXMello...BBXMatt...Care for me to go on?

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

Yaoi all the way!

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

I was BB for Halloween :D

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Not much...*cries*

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

God yes..

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Eh..MelloXNear is just wrong...But MattXNear can be cute :D

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

Neither! If anything...L needs Light...or BB

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

FUCK NO! THAT STUPID BITCH AND HER FIFTY BODYGUARDS! DO YOU NEED TO SHOOT ALL AT ONCE! NOOOO!

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

They had something ;D

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

In the beginning, yes...but after a while...no

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

JESUS YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CHOOSE?!

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Anti all the way

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

YEAH!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No...

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

Yeah...and its way off the scale..

17. Sub or Dub?

Both..they both sounded good :D

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Anti like fucking crazy XD

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Mello...she totally had a thing for him...

20. Do you even know who BB is?

Who the fuck doesn't?

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Can he be a sexy ass nerd?

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Mello...oh Mello...*Massive nosebleed*

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

He is...weirdly awesome?

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

L or Near...i guess

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

Fuck. Yes.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

No Im here because i only read...HELL YEAH!

27. Do you like lemons?

Lemons? You mean sex? GOD! WHO. THE. FUCK. DOESN'T?!?!?!

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

Somewhat..my bro hates Death Note though DX

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

Which one? Lolz Ive seen one that was hella funny

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Yes. :D

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

Yeah and Im damn proud of that!

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes :D

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No...cuz I cant draw in class XD

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Yaoi has...somewhat...but I dont give a shit :D

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

Never had any money to begin with XD

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

Eh...nah...I would like the eyes though :D

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

Yeah...the only people who die are Light, Takada, and Misa. Everyone else lives and has hot sex :3

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

Yeah? But i suck Majorly XD

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

Oh...even sexier...

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Not yet...but I'm getting there...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Death Note. Good.

New works!! coming soon!!

1. Matt and Mello: Paranormal Activity- Matt is dead, but Mello survived...Mello misses his friend, but is he really gone?...might not

2. Matt and Mello: Stardom- Matt is a famous singer, whom everybody loves, and Mello is his trusted bodyguard...maybe

3. L and BB: Little Bunny- BB is a school student who has a side job to take care of a bunny...but is it what he thinks?...might not do this one

Thats pretty much it so far ^^' Sorry...

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Smiles FTW!

Birthdays of the SEXIEST Men alive!!

1. Mello- December 13th (Thats today...for me :D Happy Birthday, Love!)

2. Matt- February 1st (Cant wait, XD)

3. Near- August 24th (I missed it the first time DX Sorry Near)

4. L!! - October 31st (Wow, nice time to pop out, huh L?)

Love ALL of these bastards!! XD

OMG GUYS!

Hitachiincest FTFW!