My name is Jaci. If you haven't noticed I am, and I will admit it, an otaku. I take pride in the title. I've been on here for only a few months, so please read and review. XD I write mostly yaoi, well...only yaoi...but that's only because there are NO DECENT GIRL CHARACTERS. ALL THEY'RE THERE FOR IS TO NEED SAVING AND FANGIRL OVER THE GUYS. AGH! //end rant// Uh...hehe. ; So, yeah. I dabble in Death Note, Vocaloid, Kingdom Hearts, and Ouran High School Host Club. I just started an odd series consisting of all crack pairings. It only had one chapter, but it's worth checking out. They all happen to be outrageous crossovers. XD

RANDOM FUN STUFF TIME!!

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash, Trigun

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

""Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"
" - Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Repeat after me! This world is made of?"

(repeating) "This world is made of.."

"This world is made of..Love and Peace!! Love and Peace!! Love and Peace!!"

-Vash the Stampede, Trigun

"Panties, panties, panties!" -Chii, Chobits

"High school girls, high school girls, all for me!" - Shigure, Fruits Basket

"I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face."
- Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

"Sorry, but if you wanna see me naked, you're just going to have to offer
candy and cigarettes like everyone else!" -Lupin, Lupin the Third

"Will you please stop the car, miss yukari please stop, please stop. Will you please be more careful. Im sorry. We're going to die. Grandpa... LOOK OUT MR. GRANDPA, MR. GRANDPA LOOKOUT!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!" -Chiyo-chan, Azumanga Daioh

"ONE THING WILL CHANGE AROUND HERE, ONCE I BECOME FUHRER"
"WHAT YOU MEAN SIR"
"ALL FEMALE CADETS HAVE TO WEAR MINI-SKIRTS!"
"ILL BE WITH YOU TO THE END SIR"
-Full Metal Alchemist

"Kimura-sensei,why did you become a Teacher?"
"CUZ I LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS"
-Azumanga Daioh

"Rasheed: I don't recommend the Calabar beans. They are used to see if your wife is cheating on you. The innocent eat at once; they choke and spit them out. But the guilty eat cautiously, slowly, which makes the poison work. Soon, she is crying out in pain. That's how you can tell."
Spike: "Thanks, but I'm not married."
Rasheed: "Now that is true happiness."
-Cowboy Bebop

"I lose control around mushrooms" - Kujibiki Unbalance

"Last night, when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine." -Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

"You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and know one would know you weren't wearing anything." -Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

Osaka: In American homes..
Yukari: Yes?
Osaka: You can go inside without your shoes, right?
Yukari: Yes..
Osaka: Then what if they step on dog poop and go back inside home without noticing. What if the American dad, mom, brothers and sisters step on dog poop and go inside without noticing?
-Azumanga Daioh

"I lost my room...CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU!? - Vash, Trigun

"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. Ladeedadeedide, genocide. Ladeedadeedud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time."
- Vash's song, the Genocide song

"Feel my masculine muscles.. FEEL!! the muscles of loyalty..FEEL!!"
-Luis Armstrong, Full Metal Alchemist

"Is it a bad thing if your having sex with your boyfriend, and he's watching anime?"
-Genshiken

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu

Tamaki: Kyouya! you call the hair designer!
Tamaki: Mori-senpai, get some contacts from the nurse!
Hunny: tama-chan! what about me?!
Tamaki: hunny- senpai you...
Hunny: Yeah?! Yeah?!
Tamaki: Eat cake!
-Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki: "This anime is a school love comedy to begin with. Haruhi and I are the main characters of this love comedy."
Hikaru and Kaoru: "And what are we?"
Tamaki: "Obviously, you all are homo side characters." or something like that..
-Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Kaoru: Mom being...?
Kyouya: Position-wise...probably me. -Ouran High School Host Club

Nekozawa: (To himself) I am a wonderful prince-like onii-chan... I'm not scared of the light! Evil beam on me!! (Shines a flashlight on his face)
Honey: All right...
Renge: Nekozawa finally... is able to point a flashlight at himself!
-Ouran High School Host Club

"You might also add fear of horror movies, fear of ghost storytelling, fear of suddenly getting scared from behind, and fear of TV commercials about horror movies. What is it with those, anyway? I really do not like them airing those segments without any warnings. What's become of the rights of the cowards?" -Kazukiyo Souga, OHSHC

Kasanoda: I'm not a human weapon. I as just born with this scary-looking face.
Hitachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova-kun.
Kasanoda: It's Kasanoda!
Hitachiin Twins: Bossa-Nova?
Kasanoda: I said it's KASANODA damnit! You guys wanna die or something!
-OHSHC