What the absolute f*ck?!

Where do you find these requests, like I want to write one!

LoL ... . I last part was funny...

Poor Gil! Oz is so demanding!
XD

XD I guess the special sauce was the release from his "that"

Got 3 words for you and this fanfic: .Awesome

Gil, all you have to do is add that 'special sauce' to Oz's portion of the stew when you put it into a bowl. All you'll have to say if he sees you is that it's a new spice you want to have Oz try, since you already have and said it was good, and make sure he buys the lie and you're good

Waa I want an foot massage like that!

XD LOVED IT! I can't believe oz came off with a foot massage! XD what the fuck? LOL! :D Looks like gil needs a little help with his problem.

I have no problems giving HIM a foot massage :D *Is shot*

Im sorry, i couldnt keep a straight face XD just to tell you.. There actually ARE people out there like that and they give great foot rubs. But you have to be careful with them and direct things or it ends up like this story XDDDDXD

Love uuuuz,

Damnedforever

/ kyaa~

thats all i have to say...

Gil shoulda added it anyway and fixed himself something else.

That would have been a hoot XD

Still erotic3

O-oh my. T-this is...well then...

I really can't get enough of your writing. And now that you've got some Ozbert under your belt I love it even more :D

I DIED when Gil put Oz's TOES in his mouth. I mean, I already knew you would fill the prompt, but man, you FILLED it XD

But the best part was the last line: "Gil exhaled a shuddering breath, threw a blanket over Oz and walked stiffly toward the kitchen, thinking briefly of adding a 'special sauce' to the stew, but then remembered he'd have to eat it, too." OMG that made me laugh so hard!

Poor Gil kun, maybe he'll get some later?

Yes?

Mmmmmmmm, yes.

YOU ARE GOD.

I just died. Happily.

And I REALLLY want a foot massage from Gil now, mmm ~