11/4/2007:

Holy smokes it's been a long time since I've been on here. A couple of months actually. See, at one point, back in the beginning of the year, I got writers block. Then things popped up, and fanfiction got kinda pushed to the side on the level of importance. I promise that I'm not finished yet, and the ideas are still there, but it might be a while before you see anything out of me. I will finish stuff someday!!!

Hello all! I'm just me, writing my fanfics for no particular reason, and having fun while doing it. I suppose I've liked anime for a while now, and my favorite is Fullmetal alchemist. Gluttony rocks! And Tucker is terryifying! Woot! I'm not sure what's going on!

If you all must know, I'm probably going to write a lot of Naruto fanfics, since I find the characters easiest to write about. I might throw a little One Piece in for good measure, because I love pirates. I also enjoy writing cross-overs, but I don't know if you guys will ever see one.

Hmm...I should probably make this lengthier...

Age: IN THE PRIME OF MY YOUTH! (nice guy pose)

Sex: If you must know, I'm a cyborg. Lost my genetalia in a horrible accident involving a train, a new pair of sneakers, and a hampster named Cuddles. But I was a man before that.

Favorite pastimes: Eating, sleeping, playing video games, walking in the woods (but only if it's nice out) My god, I'm like some horrid Lee/Shikamaru/Choji fusion!

Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist (I already said that...)

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Ruroni Kenshin, One Piece, Fruits Basket.

Favorite fanfic Genres: Humor, because I love to laugh, and Action/Adventure, because they are so much fun to write.

Favorite Characters to write about: The sand siblings. There is a lot of humor to mine there.

Favorite couples: ShikaXTem, because it's sexy and light years better than ShikaXIno, NaruXHina since it's so kawaii! And UssopXChopper. ...Ha! Just kidding about that last one. Which brings up an interesting point...

I don't like yaoi. Plain and simple. I don't read it,and I don't like it. If you like it, that's your own business.

Least Favorite characters: Neji. He's a fatalist, and I hate fatalists. They piss me off... Also I don't really like Ino that much.

Current Projects:

Nara Shikamaru: Raiders of the Lost Scrolls: Currently on hiatus. I'll get back to it at some point.

Survivor, Anime style: This is bloody hilarious, but it's only partially done. Kind of a group effort between my sister and I.

The Crimson Sea: A One Piece horror fic, still under construction. It's really, really f'd up, I can tell you that much.

Quotes:

"THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELS YOU!"-Maito Gai, The Oddest Birthday

"Hold on guys, I think I'm a moron"-me

"Know why I don't have a girlfriend? It's not because I'm pale, it's not because I'm sickly. I'm just too manly, that's all. The ladies can't handle this much testosterone in one place."-one of my buddies

"Y-you killed him...You killed him you pink haired bastards!"-Kisame, The Mating Frenzy

Currently reading:

The Dark Elf Trilogy by R.A. Salvatore

The Divine Comedy by Dante Aligheri

Well, that about wraps it up. Please read my Fics!