Name: Alexis or Lexie

Pen Name: NaruLexiGirl

Age: 16

Residance: Florida

FAVORITES

Food: Hm...Sushi or cupped ramen.

Snack: Chocolate pocky!...Or dark chocolate...

Music: Varies from Paramore to MCR to Vocaloid (LenxRin FTW!!)

Anime: Oh jeez, there's too much to count. TTvTT

Yaoi couple: (As I'm sure you know if you read my stories) SASUNARU!

Yaoi Pairings (that I find tolerable):

SasuNaru, KakaIru, NejiGaa, ItaDei (Naruto)

USUK/UKUS (My OBSESSION at the moment), GerIta, PruCan, Spamano (Hetalia)

RikuSora, AxelRoxas aka AkaRoku (KH I & II)

Other Pairings

SakuLee (Naruto)

KibaHina (Naruto)

TamaHaru (OHSHC)

KyoToh (Fruit's Basket)

ItaOC

GaaOC

...Slight America/Canada

And many others...

IMPORTANT NOTICE: For those of you who are paying attention to my stories, you may have noticed that I haven't updated them in a while. There are two specific reasons for that which I really have to apologize for, especially since my stories were somewhat popular. You see, the reasons why I haven't updated Sasuke's Daughter or Darkness is pretty much all because of Hetalia. I became obsessed with it to the point I couldn't really focus on other anime. And USUK became my major OTP. So, I decided to curb my obsession for a while by typing Britannia, my one and only Hetalia fanfiction. This is where problem two comes in. School is literally zapping me of any and all creativity I'm having. I'm desperately trying to write and finish Britannia because I want to get back to my SasuNaru fanfictions, it's just difficult with absolutely no muse and a crap ton of homework. I'll try my best but chances are I won't be able to post anything in the least until about November or December.

I'm really sorry, guys. I'll get back to it as soon as I can.

By the way, if you're looking for that story, Britannia, you can find it under my other account 'Tsuki the Wolf'. Look for it there because that's where it is now!

PERSONALITY

I AM LAZY! Mostly. I love hanging with my friends though. With them I easily get strange looks. Kinda abusive sadly. Not like Sakura abusive, but I slap my friends (mostly the boys) often. EXTREMELY PERVERTED! I'm serious here! Kids stay away when I'm with my friends! I'm still perverted with my family too, but mostly my friends.

Fanart: A Niokoni's Light (cat form) Itachi, Deidara, Kyuubi, Ryuu: http:///art/Niokoni-s-Light-characters-124047333 By Kyuubicat5

A Niokoni's Light (cat form) Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Lee: http:///art/Niokoni-s-Light-characters-2-124048176 By Kyuubicat5

Arai Uchiha (From Sasuke's Daughter) by MissIvyEng: http:///art/Arai-Uchiha-for-NaruLexigirl-143916178

My Ideas On These Pairings From Naruto

SasuSaku: I know it might happen, but I don't like the pairing. I just don't think Sasuke can tolerate her. (I don't have anything against Sakura)

NaruHina: TT_TT I KNOW this one's going to happen but I want to reject it! I don't like Hinata (she's too WEAK, damnit! I hate weak female characters!) and I don't think she's suited for Naruto. Sorry.

SasuHina: Do they even know each other? I think Hinata is one of the few females who DON'T like Sasuke.

SakuHina: Honestly I don't really care. I can see where someone gets the idea...but I just don't care.

GaaNaru: Not bad, but I still prefer SasuNaru on top. Though I don't mind it.

KakaIru: The ONLY pairing I think is suited for these two. I don't LOVE it, but I do like it.

KakaSaku: ...What?! Who came up with this? I don't mind if Sakura's in a AU and she's older or something but really?! Wow.

KakaSasu: Pfft! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can see where it comes from but I don't think Sasuke's that type. And Kakashi...I don't see it. Sorry.

OroSasu: -gags- I HATE Pedo-maru! And I HATE this pairing...But I know it's too true. Probably one-sided but too true. I just hate this...

NejiGaa: I know they don't really make sense but I like this pairing. Period.

ItaSasu: I don't really like this. Fluff is okay but I can't picture Itachi going down on Sasuke. -shudders lightly-

ItaDei: Another pairing I don't mind but use. I prefer this over KisIta because I think it's kinda creepy seeing Itachi with a shark. -makes face-

Prefered Pairings For Naruto Characters

SasuNaru: I'm sorry but these two were made for each other. Kishimoto brought upon himself the moment he -cough- ACCIDENTALLY made that kid fall into Naruto ensuing the famous kiss. Besides, the whole plot focuses around their relationship. *shrugs*

LeeSaku: This pairing is going to happen either way. I don't care if people don't like it but in any of my stories I always put these two together one way or another.

KibaHina: These two I like together. Just like LeeSaku, they're kinda supposed to be together. Kiba's almost EXACTLY like Naruto so if Hinata can't get one idiot, she gets the other.

NejiTen: I just kinda know they need to be together.

KakaIru: I think I've already rested my case with this.

ShikaTem: It's gonna happen guys. I don't care what you say but it'll happen.

ChoIno: ...I just know okay?

My thoughts On...

M-PREG: I don't mind honestly. It works for me. Hell I write about it. I just prefer these people have some decent explanation to how it happened.

YURI: Sure I don't mind. I don't read it but I don't care if anybody likes it. A lot of my friends like yuri. I'd be a hypocrite if I was disgusted by it. If I like yaoi, then I don't mind yuri.

INCEST: er...no thanks. As a side pairing I don't mind but other than that no. Except for HikaKaou from OHSHC

SASUKE: Naruto deserves time on top! But I still prefer Sasuke to top. :)

SHOTA: I think this is like, kid yaoi/yuri right? With like little kids fucking each other? Okay, well whatever floats your boat. Me? I like the fluffy stuff. But if it's a gag (like so-and-so and another so-and-so was turned into a kid) then that's fine. I don't care honestly.

SasuNaru

SasuSakuor

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto and vice versa- Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.

Sasuke talks to Naruto most out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on numerous occastions- Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch and whine "Sasuke-kun!!", and get in the way and everything) , knocked her out and...carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly more then friends... they held hands X3)- Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions from Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside- The only emotion Sakura draws out is annoyance and the strong urge to kill

Sasuke's and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the show. The whole show is ABOUT their relationship- Sasuke and Sakura are kinda...stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even LIKE him in shippuden.

Lastly there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto and HATES Sakura...I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's affections.

Narutard Survey

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? In order: Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Itachi.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasunaru Baby! I also like NejiGaa and ItaDei.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Mostly yaoi. But I like hentai too.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yes I do Sasuke. (Mostly Flaming Homosexual Sasuke cuz he's fun at parties :D). Um...At a convention and at parties. About three times. I wanna cosplay as Naruto, or something.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto posters...books (manga included)...drawings my friends made...Naruto and Sasuke plushies!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really but it would be Naruto or Sasuke. Seriously, I take tests (cuz I'm a nerd) and it's always equal between the two. XD

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina. Sorry Hinata, Sasuke owns Naruto. Besides, she'll be cute with Kiba.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasunaru For Life!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I did at first.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes! The moment I saw the picture I was like "It's HIM!!"

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke. I love him! (Yes I'm a fangirl but not the kind that would rape him...much.) I can't help but like his "I know I'm more awesome than you" attitude. Though he's a total dick now in the manga, I still can't help but love him.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I don't like the show. Manga's better. And gross, fillers?

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No it's ADHD.

17. Sub or dub? Neither. I don't watch the show. But the times I do, sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti in the first part, but pro in shippuden. I like her.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sorry Gai. You're NOT sexy.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Naruto. It would be SO cool to see him in a maid's uniform or school girl outfit. (though it'd be hilarious to see Sasuke in drag. *v*)

23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome? Weirdly awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke! Can you imagine? An extremely perverted Sasuke? It depends on how it's written though.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yeah.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Of course.

27. Do you like lemons? Hellz yeah!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No. They don't care. Except my dad. He knows about the Sandman (Gaara).

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? YES!! They are FUCKING hilarious!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes again! Same as 29.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No my friends already liked it. I did get one hooked on SasuNaru though :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah, that's how I got a friend.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No. Like I said, they don't care. Surprisingly high school teachers don't give a damn. ._.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? My friends basically consist of fellow Narutards but I don't let anything affect my grades.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke either way. TT_TT

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm quite interested.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope. Why would he want to kill his son?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yeah. Too many to count.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah. Arai from my story.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeah quite a bit actually. Not surprised. -.-

12 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Enjoy watching Deidara set off fireworks in the building

2. Watch Sasuke try to rape Naruto

3. Watch Itachi use Mangekyo Sharingan on the foolish cashier who didn't give him exact change.

4. Watch Kiba eat all the yummy dog food til he pukes.

5. Watch Sakura take bets from people on who'll die first in the Walmart.

6. Watch Gaara wonder what laundry detergent is appropriate to get sand out of his pants.

7. Watch Naruto yell "RAPE!!" and then curse anyone who doesn't help him. (That includes me)

8. Watch Kakashi get cursed out by Naruto for simply watching the rape scene. (Kakashi: SASUKE GOT HIM!! Yaoi fangirls: -races over to watch-)

9. Watch Hidan trying (and failing) to sew his head back on.

10. Watch Tobi trying to find a new mask that suits his personality.

11. Watch Kyuubi destroy the store.

12. Watch Neji brushing his beautifully silky hair. (tee hee)

Stories I want to do

Kingdom Hearts- Naruto Crossover Fic-

I REALLY want to try this. I can't do it until I finish at least the first part of A Niokoni's Light however. Look for it. Pairings- SasuNaru RikuSora

Status Of Current Stories

A Niokoni's Light- I've finished and the epilogue is up. 100

Darkness- The second part to A Niokoni's Light. In progress

Sasuke's Daughter- Sasuke's "daughter", Arai, comes back from the future with the help of a forbidden jutsu to save her mom from a deadly diease. Having accidentally overshot when she wanted to be, she lands in the beginning of the Naruto series. Who's her mom? Follow her through the timeline. Mostly from Arai's and Sasuke's POV. Close to 60% I think...