Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, the apocalypse would come sooner than most people thought.

a/n: OMG I know its been a REALLY long time since I updated, but I've been really busy! And to make it up to all you readers, I made this chapter longer! So please forgive me! Gomenasai! I'm really sorry!

By the way, I got two requests from reviewers to add their OC's into the story. So here they are!

Name: Tsukiko
Age: either 12 or 15, depending on when this takes place
Gender: female
Height:5'6"
Weight: 120 lb.
Hair: black and wavy, goes to waist
Village: Leaf
Rank: either Chunin or Genin, see why with age
Eyes: dark green-blue
Dress: black pants like Kakashi wears, white t-shirt, black vest like Kakashi, black sandals, black gloves with metal backing on back of hand, sword with wire around it to channel chakra
Personality: sarcastic, nice to friends but bitter to enemies, new to Rookies, random, has major crush on Gaara

Name: makiko
Age: 13-15 depends on when the story takes place
Gender: female
Hair color: short, brown
Eye color: dark blue
Clothes: red tanktop, fishnet gloves, navy blue shorts, fishnet stockings, blue sandals
Rank: genin or chuunin depending on when the story takes place
Other things: Is in love with gaara, crazy and funny, stupid, hates orochimaru

Here you go, Tsukiko-chan, Arashi-chan!


Chat Room #4 (Part Two)

Emo Kid says:

That's Lee!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

LEE!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

GAI-SENSEI!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

OMG GAARA! YOU'RE SO HOT!

Frenchcookies says:

Why me?

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

If Gai-sensei says you're hot, then you must be! GAARA! YOU'RE SO HOT!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

REALLY HOT!

Frenchcookies says:

WHY ME?!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

…Okaaaaaayyyy

Nailpolish says:

WHO IS THE BASTARD THAT STOLE MY SCREEN NAME?!

Emo Kid says:

Uhh…Kakashi-sensei.

Nailpolish says:

WTF?! NO WAY! THAT STUPID OLD PERVERT STOLE MY SCREEN NAME?!

I'm Too Sexy says:

Old? OLD?! YOU BLIND GAY-ASS FREAK, YOU THINK I'M OLD?!

Nailpolish says:

YEA, SASUKE, YOU'RE GAY!

Emo Kid says:

He was talking about you.

Nailpolish says:

I don't get you.

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

Why isn't Neji here?

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

I am here…

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

No you're not!

Frenchcookies says:

I'm scared.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

OMFG

Emo Kid says:

OMFG

Nailpolish says:

OMFG

I'm Too Sexy says:

OMFG

Frenchcookies says:

What?

Emo Kid says:

If you think something's scary…

I'm Too Sexy says:

…then it must be EXTREMELY scary!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

If Gai-sensei doesn't know that I'm Neji, then I can diss him all I want to right now!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

You're not Neji? So why'd you say you were???

Frenchcookies says:

He's so stupid that you'd be able to diss him even if he did know who you were.

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

Oh, Gaara, how sexy you are!

Frenchcookies says:

I'm scared again.

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

Why Gaara, you are so youthfully hot!

Frenchcookies says:

Mommy! Save me!

Emo Kid says:

Whoa…

I'm Too Sexy says:

So you're a mama's boy. Now it all makes sense.

Frenchcookies says:

What the hell do you mean by 'Now it all makes sense'?!

Nailpolish says:

I think he means that you've always been seen as a mama's boy and now you've proved that you're a mama's a boy.

I'm Too Sexy says:

Yea, I do mean that, but how the hell did YOU know that???

Frenchcookies says:

I've always been seen as a…mama's boy?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

You.

Emo Kid says:

You.

Nailpolish says:

You.

I'm Too Sexy says:

You.

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

The sexy Gaara.

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

Me.

Frenchcookies says:

(twitches)

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

That was the sexiest twitch ever!!!!

Tsukiko has signed on.

Nailpolish says:

Who's that?

Emo Kid says:

OMFG!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

What?

Emo Kid says:

I can't believe I totally forgot about this!

I'm Too Sexy says:

What did you forget about?

Emo Kid says:

NARUTO AND SHINO ARE STILL SHOOTING AT OROCHIMARU WITH BAZOOKAS!

Tsukiko says:

Still? Wow. Can't believe you actually forgot about something like that. Boy are you stupid.

Nailpolish says:

Who are you?

Tsukiko says:

Tsukiko.

Frenchcookies says:

No duh.

Tsukiko says:

OMG GAARA!

Frenchcookies says:

What?

Curious has signed on.

Tsukiko says:

You are so hot!

Frenchcookies says:

WTF???

Tsukiko says:

What's wrong?

Frenchcookies says:

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Curious says:

Umm…hi?

Emo Kid says:

NARUTO JUST SHOT MY ASS!

Nailpolish says:

LMAO

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

And you let him. That shows how smart you are.

Tsukiko says:

Gaara! Marry me!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

NO! Marry me!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

NO! MARRY ME!

I'm Too Sexy says:

Just who is this 'Tsukiko' person?

Tsukiko says:

I'm a ninja from your village, Kakashi-sensei!

Curious says:

Really?

Tsukiko says:

Yea. But for some reason no one seems to notice me.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

I've never noticed you in our village before.

Tsukiko says:

SEE?!

Curious says:

Nii-san! What's wrong with you?!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Whaddya mean what's wrong with me?! I'm perfect!

Frenchcookies says:

(chokes on air out of shock) Yea right.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

I am right.

Emo Kid says:

YES! Orochimaru just jumped out a window!

Frenchcookies says:

…okaaaaaayyy

Emo Kid says:

HEY! WHERE'D THAT WINDOW COME FROM?! IT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

Gaara! You sexy thing! Come over to my house right now!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

I'll be there, hotstuff! We can have a three-way!

Frenchcookies says:

ZOMG I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!

Tsukiko says:

If you don't wanna go with them, them how 'bout you and I go on a date, Gaara-chan?

Frenchcookies says:

Hell no. I don't even know you. Go jump in a river.

Tsukiko says:

Aww. That's so mean, Gaara-chan.

Frenchcookies says:

And will you stop calling me Gaara-chan? Just 'Gaara' is fine.

Tsukiko says:

Ok, Gaara-chan!

I'm Too Sexy says:

Ya know, I have to go do some paperwork, so…

Curious says:

Liar. You're just really scared from reading the conversation, isn't that right?

I'm Too Sexy says:

Nooooooo…

Curious says:

Wait for it…

I'm Too Sexy says:

Yea, you're right.

Curious says:

I knew it.

Makiko has signed on.

Makiko says:

HI PEOPLE!

Nailpolish says:

And who are you?

Makiko says:

Isn't it obvious? I'm Makiko!

Emo Kid says:

I'M GONNA ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW! SEE YA!

Emo Kid has signed off.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

…Weird.

Makiko says:

OMG GAARA! YOU'RE, LIKE, SO SEXY!

Frenchcookies says:

What?! HELL NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!

Makiko says:

Oh, I knew you loved me!

Tsukiko says:

No! He loves ME!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

NO! HE LOVES ME!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

But he finds me sexier than you all of you!

Frenchcookies says:

WHY ME?!

Tsukiko says:

'Cause you're hot.

Frenchcookies says:

I KNOW THAT! JUST STOP SAYING IT! IT DISTURBS ME GREATLY!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

Oh, it does, honeybun?

Frenchcookies says:

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SAY IT!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

I didn't know that, Gaara-poo.

Frenchcookies says:

AND EVEN MORE WHEN YOU SAY IT!

Nailpolish says:

Wow. You're more amusing than my foolish little brother's diary. (a/n: Which you can read by going to my profile and clicking on the story Sasuke's Diary.)

I'm Too Sexy says:

Ooohh…I wanna read it!

Nailpolish says:

Ask Zetsu. He has it.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

I call next!

Curious says:

I'm after Nii-san!

Frenchcookies says:

No! I wanna be after the blind girl!

Curious says:

Well, I called it first!

Frenchcookies says:

I should go first 'cause you're fatter than me!

Curious says:

I'm not fat! Nii-san is! Right, Nii-san?

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Right.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Wait. HEY! I'M NOT FAT!

Frenchcookies says:

Liar. Of course you are. And you smell like feet.

I'm Too Sexy says:

I'm gonna go over to Zetsu's house. Bye.

I'm Too Sexy has signed off.

Nailpolish says:

Should I have told him that Zetsu's probably gonna eat him?

Tsukiko says:

Nah.

Makiko says:

GAARA! COME TO ME!

Frenchcookies says:

SHIT! DON'T TOUCH ME!

Tsukiko says:

Yea, Gaara-chan likes me better than you people. Gaara! Make me your wife!

Frenchcookies says:

HELL NO!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth Jr. says:

So hot! GAARA! BE MINE!

Frenchcookies says:

MY LIFE'S A FRICKIN LIVING HELL! YAAAAAAAAA.

Silver Curiosity has signed on.

Silver Curiosity says:

OMG GAARA!

Frenchcookies says:

Oh, not another one who's in love with me!

Silver Curiosity says:

WHO'S IN LOVE WITH YOU?!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Um, Gaara, I think you should shut up now.

Frenchcookies says:

NO! I SWEAR, IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO, I WILL KILL YOU!

Silver Curiosity says:

I FREAKIN' HATE YOU, YOU STUPID MAMA'S BOY! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT YOU LOOK HIDEOUS, NOT THAT I LOVE YOU!

Frenchcookies says:

THAT'S EVEN WORSE! BITCH!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

GAARA! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Silver Curiosity says:

'BITCH'?! DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS 'BITCH' THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO IS?!

Frenchcookies says:

YEA! A BITCH!

Curious says:

Stop, Gaara-kun!

Nailpolish says:

OMFG! NO WONDER YOU SEEMED SO FAMILIAR!

Silver Curiosity says:

At least some people noticed who I am!

Tsukiko says:

YAY! SILVER CURIOSITY! YOU'RE THE AUTHOR!

Makiko says:

Author? Oh yea! You're the author!

Frenchcookies says:

Author? Uh oh.

Silver Curiosity says:

'Uh oh' is right, mama's boy!

Frenchcookies says:

Damn. I can't curse at you for calling me names 'cause you're the author.

Silver Curiosity says:

Exactly.

xXexplodingclayXx has signed on.

theGOODboy has signed on.

Silver Curiosity says:

Yay! More peoples!

Tsukiko says:

Whoops. Gotta go! My brother just got slapped by a rat. Bye!

theGOODboy says:

Yay! Deidara-senpai! You're online again!

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Tobi, un?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ONLINE, UN?!

Silver Curiosity says:

What? Don't I even get a 'Hi'?

xXexplodingclayXx says:

AUTHOR, UN?! OMG, UN! I'M SORRY, UN! FORGIVE ME, UN! I DIDN'T STEAL KISAME'S TUTU! IT WAS HIDAN!

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE has signed on.

Silver Curiosity says:

Really? Well, he just signed on, so let's ask him!

xXexplodingclayXx says:

WHAT, UN! NOOOOOOOO!

Silver Curiosity says:

Hey Hidan! Did you steal Kisame's tutu?

xXexplodingclayXx says:

PLEASE SAY YES, UN!

theGOODboy says:

But you stole it, Deidara-senpai.

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

I NEVER STOLE A FUCKIN' TUTU! IT WAS DEIDARA!

Silver Curiosity says:

Oh, I see. Deidara, care to explain?

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Uh…no, un.

Silver Curiosity says:

Then I'll slap you.

xXexplodingclayXx says:

No, un! NOT AGAIN!

Silver Curiosity says:

But I never slapped you before…

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Oh, un.

Pretty n' Pink has signed on.

Pretty n' Pink says:

I'M BACK!

Curious says:

Sakura-chan signed on.

Emo Kid has signed on.

Emo Kid says:

Yes! I escaped!

Curious says:

So did Sasuke-kun.

Pretty n' Pink says:

EEEEEK! SASUKE-KUN!

Emo Kid says:

Shit. I'm leaving.

Nailpolish says:

Yes, foolish brother. Fall to my will, and listen to me.

Emo Kid says:

Who said anything about you?!

GaygreenjumpsuitofYouth says:

YAAAAAAAAAA! SASUKE-KUN!

Emo Kid says:

WTF?!

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Wait. Gaara, did you say I smell like feet?!

Frenchcookies says:

Wow. You just realized that a half an hour after I said it?! Wow.

Silver Curiosity says:

Wow Neji. You're slower than ever.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Yea. I know.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Hey. WAIT! DID YOU JUST CALL ME SLOW?!

Makiko says:

Of course she didn't.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Really? Oh that's good.

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Itachi is such a freakin' blind fool!

Nailpolish says:

Is that so?

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Yea, un. Thank god he's not here. He would've Mangekyou'd my ass by now for sure, un.

theGOODboy says:

Deidara-senpai, that's Itachi-san.

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Who is, un?

Nailpolish says:

I am, Deidara. I am SO Mangekyou Sharinganing your sorry ass.

xXexplodingclayXx says:

OMFG UN!

Nailpolish has signed off.

Makiko says:

NOOOOO! I have to go. My tissue box just exploded.

Makiko has signed off.

xXexplodingclayXx says:

Hey, he left, un! YES! THANK GOD, UN!

theGOODboy says:

No, he just signed off to go to you room and Mangekyou Sharingan your ass, Deidara-senpai.

xXexplodingclayXx says:

No he's rftgdfyguhkijkkihyjgtudfgb,l.;/';,jfs

Frenchcookies says:

Say goodbye Deidara. He he.

Pretty n' Pink says:

OMG HE GOT HIS FACE SMACKED INTO THE KEYBOARD!

xXexplodingclayXx has been disconnected.

theGOODboy says:

Deidara-senpai?

Emo Kid says:

Deidara's dead for sure…

theGOODboy says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DEIDARA-SENPAI!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!

theGOODboy has signed off.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

You are all fools.

Silver Curiosity says:

And you're slow.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Yea.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

Hey!

Blonde n' Beautiful has signed on.

Pink n' Pretty says:

HEY! YOU STOLE THE STYLE OF MY SCREEN NAME!

Blonde n' Beautiful says:

NO, YOU STOLE MY STYLE!

Silver Curiosity says:

Go away, Ino. You're ugliness is not welcome here.

Blonde n' Beautiful says:

I know I'm beautiful and that I'm welcome here.

Frenchcookies says:

I'm bored.

Silver Curiosity says:

Yea. Me too. LET'S TORTURE SOMEONE!

Emo Kid says:

YEA!

Blonde n' Beautiful says:

Sasuke-kun? EEEEEEK!

Emo Kid says:

Shit. I knew I should've left when the pink thing signed on.

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

Hey. This is getting interesting.

EveryoneIsANoobBecauseTheyAreDestinedToBeNoobs says:

What is?

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

Itachi is beating the shit outta Deidara and Tobi's trying to stop him.

Silver Curiosity says:

Hidan, tell us what happens!!!

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

Fuck no.

Silver Curiosity says:

I'm the author. Now do what I say, fool.

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

You think I give shit about whether you're the author or a fucking prostitute?

Silver Curiosity says:

Yea, since I can make you get raped by Orochimaru.

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

Oh shit. Fine.

Silver Curiosity says:

Good.

ReLiGiOuS-sCyThE says:

HOLY FUCK! TOBI JUST KICKED ITACHI IN HIS FREAKIN' PRIVATE!


a/n: That was the seventh chapter! YAHOO! Please review. I'll be updating as soon as possible.