Hi ok i really don't like the starts of the HPstories about how he isn't a usual boy and all that crap 'cause it is absolute crap! Okay?

Quotes:-

Barbossa:gets medallion from monkey Why, thank ye, Jack .

Jack You're welcome.

Barbossa:Not you. We named the monkey, Jack

Jack No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum!

Elizabeth Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?

Jack But why is the rum gone?(Pirates of the Caribbean)

Sirius:-you know more than ounce James said to make the change permanent, the tail I could live with but the fleas, their murder.(Harry Potter and the prisnor of Azkaban)

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liked anime/manga and/or books

Gundam Wing/AC

Sailor Moon

Naruto

Tokyo Mew Mew

Xena: Warrior Princess

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Twilight

X-Men: Evolution

Charmed

Yugioh

Phantom of the Opera

Wolf's Rain

Inuyasha

Yu Yu Hakusho

Harry Potter

Animorphs

crossovers

liked pairings

for Gundam Wing/AC

Heero/Duo or 1/2

Trowa/Quatre or 3/4

for Inuyasha

Inuyasha/Kagome

Miroku/Sango

for Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke/Keiko

Yukina/Kurama

Yukina/Kuwabara

Botan/Koenma

for Naruto

Naruto/Sasuke

FemNaruto/Sasuke

FemNaruto/Itachi

FemNaruto/Gaara

FemNaruto/Hidan

FemNaruto/Deidara

Neji/Tenten

Shikamaru/Temari

for Tokyo Mew Mew

Ichigo/Kisshu

Taruto/Purin

Lettuce/Pai

for Phantom of the Opera

Christine/Erik

for X-men

Rogue/Remy

Pyro/Wanda

Kitty/Piotr

Kitty/Lance

Kurt/Amanda

for Xena

Xena/Ares

for Buffy

Buffy/Spike

Xander/Anya

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

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Do you think I have enough Quotes?

I have no predjuces. I hate everyone equally.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.

You were born an original, don't dye a copy.

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.

Age...a matter of feeling, not years.

We grow small trying to be great.

How little do they see what is, who frame hasty judgements upon that which seems.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever.

The difference betwwen fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I just thought of something funny...your mother.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I Came. I Saw. I Conquered.

At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realized, it was his date.

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Always remember you’re unique…just like everybody else.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."

"Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven, Teen Titans

"What do you mean I'm not brave in bed!" -Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix

"You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!"-Cybrog, Teen Titans

“Harry? But you died! James and Lily! Your alive! How? What? Who? Did you say Lord?” His confusion was silenced as Ginny leant over and hit him on the head with a copy of the Daily Prophet.
“Bad Moony, no chew toy for you!” (: A New World by Finbar)

“You would do best to remember that James Potter did not raise young Harry, as he was suffering from the all-too-common ailment known as death. (: A Change in Perspective: Sticks and Stones by RamielR)

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~Harry! Language!~
~Sorry ‘Mione, Voldy’s diapers!~ Sending them all into silent laughter
~Much better~ (: Deceptive Rewards by Juniper Kiayla)

"Yes, well, let's go to Herbology, shall we?"
"What? Oh yes. I had forgotten."
"You're sure we have to use fertilizer 'B'?"
"Yes."
"Positive?"
"Yes."
"Do you swear?"
"Yes."
"Will you allow me to teach you Pureblood Etiquette?"
Neville sighed "Yes, Harry, it's fertilizer—WHAT?"
"You already said yes." (: Ophiuchus by Shadowface)

“Do you have any allergies?” he asked.
“Fatuis.” Harry said seriously. He had never been so happy for his forced lessons in language. Rowena had continuously drilled him in Latin, among others, and had even got Salazar to test him.
Harry had just said ‘idiots’ in Latin.
Percy looked at him blankly. Fudge looked confused and impatient. Harry held in a smirk as he saw both Snape and Albus shoot him highly amused looks.
Percy uttered an intelligent “Uh,” which prompted Harry to continue the encounter. “I don’t think you’ll find it in any potions.” he said, still serious, “Especially Veriteserum.” (: The Founders' Heir by Renatus)

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Joey: You waited too long and now you're in 'The Friend Zone'.
Ross: No, I'm not in the Zone.
Joey: Come on, Ross; you're mayor of the Zone!

Phoebe: My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.

Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Rachel: Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: No anchovies.
Rachel: With, uh, extra anchovies.
Ross: That's okay, I'll just pick 'em off.
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?

Monica: What happened?
Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!

Rachel: Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right?
Ross: Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.

Chandler: You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line? You... you.. you're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Joey: Everyday use.
Chandler:Fancy.
Joey: Guest.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: Two seconds...
Joey: Uh, eleven!
Ross: 11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct.

Rachel: Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?
(F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Not Mine!! Drink Driving is bad.

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink Driving again Not Mine again...

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

Forget - Not Mine

Forget his name, forget his face,
Forget his kiss and warm embrace.
Forget the time you spent together.
Forget it all he is gone forever.
Forget the fact that he once cared,
Forget the love that he once shared.
Forget his love that once was true,
Remember now there is someone new.

Forget you cried all night long,
Forget him when they play your song.
Forget how close you once were.
Remember how he chose her.

Forget you memorized the way he walked.
Forget the way that he talked.
Forget the times he made you mad
Remember how he made you feel so sad.

Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!"
Forget the times he made you cry.
Forget the way he said your name.
Remember now he is not the same.

Forget you saw him yesterday.
Forget his gentle and teasing way.
Forget the things you had planned to do.
Remember now he is not with you.

Forget the times that went so fast.
Forget it all it is in the past.
Forget he said, I'll leave you never.
Remember now he is gone forever.

Forget the past that I once knew.
Forget it all leave it too.
Because he no longer loves me...
….He loves you.….

Unspoken love
Not Mine

She'd known him her entire life
She always dreamed to be his wife
Just his smile made her heart melt
But she never told him how she felt

Forever hoped to have him here
Always dreamed to hold him near
Time passed and they both did grow
But still she never let him know

Perfect chances passed her by
But she just couldn't tell this guy
No matter what she'd ever do...
He still didn't have a clue
But one day her whole world did end
When she heard news from a friend
About the wreck he'd gotten in...
She'd never see his smile again

Now at his grave she softly cries
The tears running from sad eyes
This hurting girl whose heart is broken
All because of love unspoken

Not Mine

Time to move on

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it.
"Without your love, I would die"

Not Mine

I Am Lilly

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Not Mine

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Aren't they sad?;.;

Not Mine It was on the wall in the girls bathroom.

Eyes of Black

Heart of Gold

Wrists of blood

Losing Control

Mind of Blankness

Soul of Hate

Trying to let go

But can't escape...