Okay first off, to those of you that Read & Reviewed: THANK YOU SO MUCH! Seriously you guys, I have never written a fic in my ENTIRE LIFE. Jack's Accent was my very first attempt at fanfiction and I didn't think it would be that popular. But then you guys loved it and said such nice things! I feel so special! XD

So I made ya a sequel. :) That will have even more chapters involving accents.

Disclaimer: I do not own the any of the Guardians, if I did I wouldn't be writing this I'd be chilling at the Pole or hanging out in the Warren.

"Wait. What?"

Jack snorted behind his hand, then giggled, then full out began to laugh. The other guardians watched as he dropped to his knees on the floor in fits of giggles. Finally Sandy floated to the teen and gently patted him on the shoulder. Jack looked up, eyes dancing with laughter and he nodded taking deep breaths before he trusted himself to speak.

"Heh, wow so THAT just happened." He chuckled, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes. "Can honestly say I never thought I'd speak like that ever again."

Bunny opened his mouth but before he could get a word out he was cut off by the blur of indigo feathers that was Tooth. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" she squealed, clutching Jack's face like she had never seen him before. "That accent – your voice! Just – EEEEEEH! I have to get my girls for this!" With this parting squeal she zoomed out of the room. Jack began to rub the feeling back into his cheeks with an amused grin on his face.

North walked over, a perplexed look on his face as he stroked his long beard in thought, "I do not understand." He said, "These words that came from your mouth. I did not understand single word."

"Oh I understood a single word." Spoke a dark, gravelly voice. Jack turned to face Bunny, his face thunderous once more as he loomed over Jack, eyes shining a dark stormy green. "I believe ye called me an ass, Frostbite."

Jack merely smiled nonchalantly up at the rabbit, "Technically I said your ears look like and ass' ears. Not the same thing, Kangaroo." Bunny glowered down intensely at the teen.

"An ass."

Above his head Sandy formed an image of Shakespeare's head, which then flickered into a question mark. Jack chuckled, "I know, I know. I sound like something out of a play. It's just that – in the time period I was born in and where I lived…well that's just how we kind of talked sometimes back then. Over my 300 years I kind of picked up the accent I have now. Change with the times, you know? But originally I walked around spelling "you" as "yowe". I may have overdone it a bit there though…" he trailed off and scratched the back of his neck with his staff restlessly.

"AN ASS"

"Seriously Bunny?" asked Jack in mock exasperation. "I've moved past this, can't you?" He smirked wickedly at Bunny's expression of indignation. His left eye twitching and his ears stiffened in different directions. Even Sandy chuckled silently to himself; it was quite a ridiculous spectacle.

"Listen ya rotten little galah – "

"HO! DOST THOU ASS EAYRED FELLOW WISHETH TO SPEAKE?" Jack threw back, gleefully taking in Bunny's furious face of death. The large rabbit spluttered, his entire body trembling violently with pure rage.

This time North and Sandy DID get between the two just as Bunny seemed to snap, lunging at the grinning winter spirit. "HA! My friend, you jump too quickly at the bait young Jack throws at you." North chuckled in his booming voice, clapping a heavy hand on Bunnymund's shoulder, his grip firmly holding the rabbit in place.

The door of the room then burst open with a loud BANG as Tooth swooped in, a mob of her humming fairies swarming around. Her violet eyes widened as she caught sight of Jack. "He did it again didn't he?! I could've sworn I heard him!" In a flash she was hovering in Jack's face once more, "Teeth like freshly fallen snow, minty breath, fantastic voice – and now this?!" She seemed to be restraining herself from grabbing Jack's face again. However over her shoulder her fairies gazed unabashedly at Jack with pure adoration. Tooth flailed excitedly, "Is there NOTHING amazing your mouth can't do?!"

At this Jack's face frosted a bit and his eyes darted away. Sandy rolled his eyes and face palmed, North snorted and covered his face with a grin and Bunny cocked a disbelieving eyebrow at Tooth. Seriously?

"Okay so that was an awkwardly worded question that I don't know how to answer." Jack said distractedly. "How about I not answer and it can just remain a little mystery?" he said with a wink at the fairies, balancing his staff on his shoulders.

At this, two of the minis immediately swooned, eyes rolling to the back of their heads as they dropped into tiny feathered heaps on the floor.

Bunny gave a derisive snort, flicking his ears in disinterest. "Oh please. So ye sound like a ruddy sonnet. Who cares?"

Jack turned an amused grin towards the rabbit, "Do I detect a little jealousy there, Kangaroo?" He quirked an eyebrow up in a challenging manner, "It's alright to feel a little overwhelmed by my awesome."

Sandy glanced back and forth in between the two; things were either going to get funny or VERY messy.

"Jealous? Overwhelmed?" Bunny laughed at the absurdity. "Of what? Macbeth? Nah mate. See I'm Australian, and an Aussie accent definitely trumps ya little Shakespeare rubbish." He crossed his arms confidently, returning Jack's grin with a smug smirk of his own. His stance clearly expressed his point. BRING IT MATE.

"Oh yeah?" Jack asked. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. He turned to Tooth, flashing his brightest smile and lowering his voice an octave. "I beseech thee faire maiden. Which dost thou finde most pleasante? My tone or this drivel?"

That's all it took to knock out the remainder of Tooth's swarm.

Jack turned back to Bunny with a triumphant grin upon his face as the sounds of Tooth's falling minions pervaded the air. "Think my point has been made, Bunny."

"Oi! No! That's favoritism!" He exclaimed in outrage, jabbing a finger hard in Jack's chest. "All you have to do is show Tooth ya bloody teeth for her vote!" He turned to Sandy and North for support, "C'mon, tell us which ya think is the obvious choice!"

Sandy raised his hands, vigorously shaking his head as golden sand formed a large X above his head. No way was he getting involved in this! North let out his rumbling laughter as he slapped both Jack and Bunny on their backs, knocking them forward and breathless. "All this fuss! Let it end now my friends for I know answer. MY accent! Is much better than both! And easy to understand!"

"Yer off ya rocker mate!"

"Seriously North. Just – no."

"The larrikin here talks more sense than ya, even with his posh load of crock."

"Crock? Playnly THOU art full of nonsense! For naught butte babble comes from thy lips!"

"Chush'! Comrades, my accent is PERECT! You are both crazy."

"Bah! Yer away with the pixies there North,

"Art thou sure? For I find thatt yowe hathe no wit!" With this parting jibe Jack took off into the air, out of Bunnymund's violent reach.

"Oi! Now ya call me stupid? Quit mucking around up there and get down here, Frost! Think I won't job you?" Bunny took off, bounding after the laughing winter spirit. Jack led Bunny around the Pole in what seemed a merry chase, full of insults as the two bounced and flew about.

"Shulde I, perchance slowe downe for thee, Bunny?"

"Shut ya gob ya rotten little dero!"

"Lop eayred wretche!"

Sandy could only watch his friends continued their banter and chasing, he sighed happily and took a swig of eggnog. North winked at him, "I knew when Jack joined us things would be more interesting here. Eh, Sandy my friend?" Sandy nodded in agreement as they both continued to watch Jack and Bunny's antics, with Tooth right on their tails zooming after them carrying what appeared to be a camera.

"ACCENT BATTLE!"

To be completely honest after North jumped in I lost control of this story. *flails*

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