Hiya, I'm Heartmane, also known as Breath or Breathing Fire. I'm 12 in America, 13 in Korea (my b-day is september) and I love to write. Writing is my passion, I've had surprisingly many ideas in otherwise impossible-to-get-out-a-pen-and-JUST-WRITE situations.

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yeah. I'm Heartmane. People call me Angela, cause that's who I am. But you can't, so call me Bree.

I'm fourteen heeere in dear old Korea. Reading yaoi is my single-minded bloody passion, but not necessarily smex. I write in impossible situations. I can't draw for my life (four years of art did nothing to me) but I love fanart of pretty much any fandom.

I read fanfiction. Yeah. And I'll try to review on yours, but understand I'm really sorry if I don't because I don't have time and I can't properly express my utter glee- yeah. I used to write a little for Hunger Games (which the movie killed) Kung Fu Panda (drifted off a little, lost all enthusiasm and story plots) and BUFFY (but mostly read.) Now I write for My Little Pony crossovers. Also, Hetalia. HIMA YOU ARE MY LIFE. _

I like reading extensive fanfictions. I'm always up for a chat about how great this or that fanfic is. (Or a rant about My Immortal. That works too.)

Songs: Out Of My League (I'm a Tigress/Po fan, but Crane/Mei Ling are beautiful together; and the principle is the same anyway. This also works for that AMAZING AMV for Ameripan, RusAme and USUK/Joker, which you can find here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZm-rcCeGIw&list=FLGa471it1WsyCKS6De7TEYw&index=10&feature=plpp_video) by TJ McCloud

I enjoy odd pairings and at the same time extremely common ones. I'm a sucker for seriously portrayed crack pairings and historical references I've never heard of so I can Wikipedia it because of Hetalia. Favorites are the classic TiPo, ArtHol, and Peeniss; (from my old fandoms) and also GerIta, USUK, FrUK, DenFin, Frying Pangle, Romerica, Germerica, FrUS, and AmeIta (fine, I love every America pairing- DON'T JUDGE ME) but I also love;

Crane x Tigress (I hate Crane/Viper), Crane x Mei Ling, and Po x Mei. Yes, I am obsessed with Kung Fu Panda- and Crane. I'm throughly obsessed with physically weak and mentally strong males (Fowl, Remus Lupin, Crane, I'm sure I can pull up more later) and enjoy writing their pairings most. I do read slash/lemons (current obsession: PadMoony) and enjoy the thought-provoking ones- and utter angsty fics that make me curl up and sob with repressed feels- most.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

The random characters meme

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Spain
2. France
3. Canada
4. America
5. Italy
6. China
7. Romano
8. Lithuania
9. Denmark
10. Finland
11. England
12. Japan

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Italy/Finland. No. But it’d be absolutely adorable.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Yes. All of that landmass. Oh, and the moe thing works too.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Lithuania. Yes, there was this perfectly adorable RusLiet fic and one about the outsourcing I read awhile ago.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Romano and France. I can see France accommodating Romano’s tsundere (he’s dealt with England for years, after all) very well, if he ever gained the motivation to do so. It’d be adorable but not really long-term.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
America/Lithuania or America/Denmark? Since I ship America with everybody but I like the Nordics more, America/Denmark because there’s so little of it. But really, both fics would be fluffy as hell.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Romano discovered Canada and Lithuania in a secret relationship? He’d feel really jealous after watching all of the fluff and go pester Spain and bother Germany.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
France/China.
There’s a reason why France teamed up with England- he’s seen a precious, precious treasure, and he doesn’t want to let go. And in the twenty-first century, his interest hasn’t waned.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
America/Finland: Yes. I see their relationship as more parental than anything, but AU might work.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Spain/Italy.

of empires and gold

He may be sick and tired, but little Italia is always ready to comfort him. Besides, they really are two of a kind.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Canada/England. When England is rejected by America in favor of someone else, he goes to Canada for comfort. Canada willingly gives it. Angst abounds.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Romano, Denmark. Seven het? No, though I myself ship Romano/Belgium occasionally. Nine slash, yes.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Denmark

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
France/Canada/China? Warnings; Mentions of Oedipus complex, incest, swearing.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Lithuania/Italy?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Finland/Lithuania

He’s always admired him, even when they were young. A fleeting transition from calm, mild-mannered to deadly, the look on his face as he held a dagger to the Teutonic Knight’s throat, seeing the weapon tossed to the ground as he knelt at Poland’s side. He’d been so excited to fight him- a growing, primal desire to see him and Sweden fight, like dancers on the snow. As the years had gone by, he’d seen the warrior steadily disappear under the layers of mildness- he’d felt sick when he’d seen the crisscrossing scars on Lithuania’s back. It was only later, after they’d become friends, that he realized he cared- wanted more, from this elusive creature who would never be broken- and that was when he adjusted his suit and stepped in front of Toris, who looked startled.

“Would you like some tea at my house?” And the flare of victory he felt as Lithuania shot a glance at Poland and stepped towards him brought a smile to his face.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Romano walks in on France and Japan having sex? He’d kill France for daring to have sex in his house, and he’d probably not be able to talk coherently to Japan for a while in meetings.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
America to deflower Spain. America and Canada accidently go back in time, ending up in the dawn of the Roman Empire. America ends up meeting a child with green eyes, who wants America to take his virginity before anyone else does. It’s only later when they’re returned back does America realize what he’s done.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes. Romano/America, and Romano/Spain. And one of my friends ships Romano/Germany.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Several people I know ships Canada/Ukraine.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
England- Plenty. He’s not always the main character though.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
France/America/Italy. Yes, but it would suck because I can write fluff but not porn.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Finland- Su-san! I am not a creative person, and my headcanon says Finland’s more of a biter and moaner than screamer- but whatever.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Italy- Today, three in the morning. It was quite worth it.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
China’s kink would be tea and calligraphy. Both at once.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
England shag Denmark? It would definitely be drunk. And he’d probably regret it in the morning.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Canada and Romano- they switch.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Spain and Denmark are in a happy relationship until Denmark suddenly runs off with America. Spain, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with England and a brief unhappy affair with Japan, then follows the wise advice of Italy and finds true love with France.

WHY CAN I SEE THIS HAPPENING WHY

Besides the brief unhappy affair, I can actually see this happening. Maybe I’ll write it.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Lithuania/Romano? I’d be torn between feeling that it was absolutely adorable and that it makes no historical sense. But mostly the former.

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Japan and Spain- much the same as in Ameripan. But they’re both old, and would probably understand each other a lot more than anybody else. Japan would be himself, and Spain would alternate between fun and energetic and protective.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
France and Finland? Totally crack, in the case that they just wouldn’t work. Their personalities… I can’t really see them compatible for each other.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
America het or slash? Hard decision… though, I’d go with slash just because of more choices. Hungary/America’s a personal favorite for me though.

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Italy/England? Not as the centerpiece, no. But there are some HetaOni fics that focus on this.

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

Whatever Poland wanted him to be. He’d probably be in a dress.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Spain and Japan. Several, after a bad breakup. And Greece wouldn’t be there. Japan would probably gently let him down, though.

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
France/Canada and Canada/

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

China/Romano.

No, I doubt it. China would angst about Japan and his siblings and Romano would lament about Spain.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Finland/France?

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Canada and England

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Romano/Japan.

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
America and France? Not much in actual canon- but they do have a lot of shared history and admiration for each other, and there’s a hint that the Revolutionary War might provide.

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Canada/Romano? It’d be far more fluffy than hot.

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Romano discovering France and Lithuania- “GODDANGIT FRANCE YOU’VE ALREADY FUCKED JAPAN ON MY WINDOWSILL GET OUT CHEESE BASTARD I’M TELLING ENGLAND SHITSHITSHIT!”

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Spain- Breathplay.

47. How about 12?
Japan- Crossdressing.

48. Or perhaps 10?
Finland- Sadist in an S/M relationship. Inflicting pain.

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Spain/Canada/Italy

Clueless Mediterranean Maple Sandwich

50. How about 2/4/6?
France/America/China

Someone Brought The Wrong Otaku Player

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Romano/Lithuania/Denmark

Shaky Alliance That Stands Firm

52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
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Spain has a relationship with China, but secretly wants France. China knows this, and breaks up with Spain to go pursue Canada, who's with England. England is also with Finland, who's cheating on England with Lithuania. Lithuania finds out, and cheats with Romano, who is, in turn, cheating on America. Spain pursues France, who just broke up with Italy, who's now after Denmark. Spain gives up on this, and ends up with Japan, while China finally ends up with Canada.

Wtf is this.

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
China/Romano? Bar Fights In The Wild, Wild West

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Lithuania/Spain?

I would laugh.

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
France/Denmark. They’d take turns, again. France would likely accommodate Denmark except when he’s tired.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?

Canada and Denmark. Canada would top because Denmark would find that hot.

57. 4 and 9?
America/Denmark? TAKE. TURNS. Denmark would probably top more, though.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Denmark slash? Yes.

59. Or 2 het?

I know someone who ships Joan of Arc with France and Seychelles.

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

Italy/Denmark?

Denmark is gentle, fleeting with his kisses and large hands ghosting over Italy’s, and both stifle a sigh. Really, they’re bad substitutes- Denmark refuses to smooth his hair back, and Italy is simply far too warm- but in the dark they can keep up the illusion, if fleetingly. It’s far easier for Italy- he presses his lips over the muscles outlined over the pale body, pretending that the chill is simply from awkwardness, perhaps, stuck in his own little fantasy world. At some point Denmark opens his eyes and just looks, because it’s getting nearly impossible to convince himself and he feels too guilty if he imagines it’s Icy he’s kissing. He brushes the golden-brown hair out of Italy’s eyes, looks down at Italy’s serene expression and he can’t help but compare it with the anguished look when Germany kissed France at the EU meeting. He realizes he wants to punch someone. Sweden, maybe, with all of the happy family crap with their child and dog, as if they’re not Nordic anymore--

He leans back up against the bed, both of them bare-chested but with pants when Italy finally stops trailing his fingers down Denmark’s spine, gazes at Denmark with golden eyes unutterably lonely, questioning. “He loves you, you know.” Denmark says, and feels Italy’s breath spike slightly. He’s envious, and the realization emerges in a bubble of self-hate and anger, Norway and England and the fairies they can supposedly see- Italy’s painters’ fingers rub at his shoulders, understanding, reassuring. He can feel the Mediterranean lap against his shores. “…Si.” Italy gives him a smile, slipping gracefully out of the bed as he pulls on his shirt. Denmark doesn’t try to stop him as he leaves.

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
France/Romano/Denmark: They’ve lost everything else, and this is all they have left- but at least there’s something to hold on to, even if the world has gone to pieces and taken their hearts with it.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Canada/Romano?

THEIR BROTHERS/shot But really, I don’t know much about cosplay or other fandoms.

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
England/Japan? Far too much of it.

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Romano and England. France and Spain would be amused, America would be slightly indignant but intrigued, Italy would be curious, China just passing it by as one of the factors of life- Lithuania and Finland would be confused and Denmark and Japan all-too-knowing.