Cat of Kilkenny
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Joined 01-06-09, id: 1794837, Profile Updated: 03-25-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey all. So you've come to my profile, eh?

I'm really, really new to this, though I have read fan fiction in the past. I like to shuffle through various fandoms on this site, including House, M.D and Harry Potter, and I've read some truly great Twilight fic here as well.

I am definitely not a writer, a fact my friends love to remind me of. I actually am more of a biologist, cell biology to be exact. Anyone ever seen a rotifer? Cute little buggers.

Beyond that, I'm pretty ordinary.

Things I like: Steinbeck (don't laugh!), climbing trees, the smell of cedars, vanilla ice cream (it's a blank slate, people, a blank slate), House and Hugh Laurie (the older man who I find crazily attractive, though he belongs to Cuddy and his real-life wife I guess), Sherlock Holmes (probably explains House), really big dogs (especially when they sit on your shoes or slurp your face), accents, okra, classic movies, Animal Planet, and silly fluffy magazines (Cosmo? People? I love waiting rooms so much).

Things I don't like: Brussel sprouts. Lying. Austin Powers (sorry!). PDA that blocks your way down a street (I mean it! If you're going to do this without getting a room, at least don't block the sidewalk!). Crowded subways. I also HATE plagiarism.

Favorite movies of all time: O Brother Where Art Thou, To Kill a Mockingbird, L.A Confidential, Glory, Roman Holiday, The Magnificent Seven, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, It's a Wonderful Life (what's Christmas without it?) and...Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The part with the french guys in the castle gets me every time.

Favorite books: Not listing. Y'all would think I'm too strange.

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The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Purgatory by wild spanish eyes reviews
Seven members of the Cullen family and seven deadly sins. Coincidence? Edward has lived too long to believe in coincidence. The death of each Cullen relayed by Edward to his newborn bride. Each one is a deadly sin. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
To Charlie's Extreme Embarassment by Ember Sage reviews
Charlie comtemplates the happenings that took place in the Twilight Saga, and learns a little bit more about the more mysterious Cullen couple... Somewhat romantic, hopefully humorous, and mostly fluff. Please enjoy. Canon pairings, general POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Three Men and a Baby by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Missing scene from Breaking Dawn. Does Edward appreciate everything he's been given?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
Heartstrings by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward and Esme have a few things to work out after her change. For the "Sitting by the Furnace" Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
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A Mother's Meatloaf reviews
Esme loves cooking even though she cannot eat her creations. She loves cooking even more when she has visitors to her kitchen. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Esme - Complete
The Older Grandpa reviews
While waiting to pick up his granddaughter, Charlie thinks about his daughter's existence and redefines what he sees as "reasonable." ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Charlie S., Carlisle - Complete
Dueling Banjos reviews
After Breaking Dawn, Leah learns that sometimes the least welcome conversations are the ones we need the most. Leah/Jasper friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete