LindaRoohide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Here's my response to frequently asked questions... 1. I had planned on just writing an epilogue from Coach Clapp's POV after Angela's chapter was done, but have been convinced by people that I can make it longer. SOOOOOOOOO...the next chapter will be "Emmett Contaminates Pool Water." After that will be "Ben Plays _" I'm not sure yet...I have to figure out what sport Ben would be bad or good at. Next, I'm considering doing an extra Bella chapter and and extra Edward chapter, since everyone's requesting another chap from each of them. After that will be Coach Clapp's teaching First Aid. HAH! 2. I'll pick up Bella's Bachelorette Bash sometime this summer, if I ever find free time to write it. I won't start it again until after Edward in PE is totally finished. 3. I'm probably never going to write another chapter of the Halloween fic. Sorry...no time for it. Very low priority. 4. While I'm glad that people like my story and want me to read theirs, if anyone reviews saying something along these lines "Hey! I love your story! Okay. Now that I reviewed yours, will you PLEASE read and review all my stuff?" the answer is always no. I'm on staff at Twilighted dot net, and am committed to following and validating some specific stories up there. The ten or so I follow are all I have time for. |
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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Verbal Engagement by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Couldn't let go by foreverinlove17 reviews
Edward couldn’t bear to leave Bella alone in the woods, like he did at the beginning of New Moon. Instead he runs back to her only minutes after saying his goodbye, and they leave Forks to avoid the suspicion of Charlie and the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Mother's Day 1986 by Tee2007 reviews
Esme's Mother's Day with the Cullens 20 years ago. Dedicated to all the wonderful mothers out there.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Spinning Wheels by MarcyJ reviews
The Reflections of Billy Black. How does it feel to be so involved in the situation, yet so helpless to better it? This will be a series of oneshots from Billy's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/22/2007
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
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The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bella's Bachelorette Bash reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Brotherhood reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles reviews
What happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
New Moon Karaoke reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
