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 Author has written 69 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Young Avengers, Hotel Transylvania, Silicon Valley, BNA ビー エヌ エー, and Demon Road. This is a mess of a fanfic account. Like, I have a ton of stories, mostly belonging to Hetalia, two or three to Skulduggery, and a handful of others. I'm sorry. !! I READ ALL YOUR COMMENTS !! I super appreciate them, but don't have the time to respond. They brighten up my day, though. :) Other Accounts: AO3 - /users/writingandchocolatemilk Tumblr - @writingandchocolatemilk [ Hetalia ] Tumblr - @eyesocketsandsuits [ Skulduggery Pleasant ] Tumblr - @this-shit-bnanas [ BNA ] Contact: Email: writingandchocolatemilk @ yahoo |
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Insidious by RaisedByTheDead reviews
Valkyrie, Skulduggery, and the rest of the Dead Men have gotten mixed up in some bad business; including types of magic that they've never seen before, a shady organization dedicated to leeching the magic of others and selling it for money, and, even if they escape, now they don't know who's on the good side and who's on the bad… First fanfiction! Please review!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., OC
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 120,358 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 5/25/2009
Skullduggery Pleasent Bones by xxxMRS.LEXIEPLEASANTxxx reviews
Valkerie, just you average busty teenage girl, stuggling with the ordinairy problems like homework amd boys, until she meets the meats Mr. Pleasent a skeleton detective.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Fletcher R., China S.
Best Laid Plans by Cardboard Edward reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant has always had a weakness for Valkyrie. And the reflection knows exactly how to exploit it. Oneshot. KOTW spoilers.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Valkyrie’s Reflection, Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
No Boundaries by ExiledfromAzerath reviews
Stan and Kyle's friendship goes through a revolution, Kenny's strapped for cash, Tweek's sick, Craig's lost, Butters is in pain, Wendy's in a love triangle, and how does Christophe play into this? Its just Senior year at South Park High; Its complicated.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,722 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Love Games by Sweetly Sarcastic reviews
He was a Tetris piece. She was the Queen of Hearts, stuck in never-ending games of Solitaire. He loved her desperately, but knew no one could ever love a lowly little Tetris piece. Possibly the most ridiculous things I have ever written.
Crossover - Tetris & Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
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The Fifth Acid reviews
The new hire's name was Michiru. Who worked for Shirou. Alan's interest only increased. [Alan x Michiru]
BNA ビー エヌ エー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/11
Traffic reviews
[[Oneshots]] "What were movies like, when they first came out?" Skulduggery held a hand out, reading the air. But all of the terrible guards were behind them. Now, it was just finding the big boss. Valkyrie looked up to the rafters, to the pigeons roosting there. She kicked an abandoned Viking helmet. "They were silent, and it was mainly slapstick."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 68,209 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 6/23/2015 - [Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.]
Stalling
[[ PruCan Oneshots ]] Gilbert's eyes wandered across the dashboard, the CD player (no adapters available), Matthew, the stick shift. He was afraid of three out of the four things. Gilbert laughed. "So, my instructor said I was amazing at driving, because I am, but my dad got me this piece of awesome junk, and he can't drive stick, so you get to help me learn."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,097 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Canada, Prussia]
Asylum reviews
[RusAme; GerIta; Psych Ward AU] Alfred F. Jones said the truth: "Because I'm a fireman." The nurse, who had kind eyes even if her mouth was set a little hard, looked at him with soft admiration. "No, Alfred, you're not a fireman. Can you tell me why you ran into the fire?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 1/16/2019 - [America, Russia] [Germany, N. Italy]
Chief of Staff reviews
[ GerIta Oneshots ] Feliciano picked the coffee mug up and slammed it back down. "We have to go, Ludwig. I don't have time for any of your sleep nonsense or any of your trampling worries—I have to get to Bonnefoy's before the lines get too long, and you need to come with me."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy]
Antonio Pretends He Didn't Break a Rib reviews
[[ SpaMano oneshots ]] Antonio regretted his life choices as he slammed into the ground. "And that, children, is how not to keep your guard up. What do you think, white-belt? Should we try again?" Every fiber in Antonio's body screamed no. However, that smirk Lovino had on his face spread to Antonio's own. The white-belt stood, knees popping, and shook out his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,702 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
The Soccer Game reviews
[[ DenNor Oneshots ]] "We've heard The Eagles are rough," Abel began. "We want you to know we're proud of you, no matter what," Abel continued, nodding. "As long as you try your hardest, we'll always be proud of you." Lukas nodded, once. Abel held up his fist. "The Vikings can kick Linfield's team's asses no problem. Emil, you got this. Make the team—" He broke off, emotional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Denmark, Norway]
Backpack and Buzzers reviews
[[ UsUk ; AU ]] "And that's your first challenge," the host concluded. Everyone gave a serious nod. Alfred had been zoning out. A buzzer behind the host counted down to zero, and then everyone standing on the beach turned and ran into the wilderness behind the pretty beach. Alfred looked at the host, at the cameras, gave a grin, and jogged after everyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 6/3/2016 - [America, England/Britain]
Gunz reviews
[[ Oneshots ]] Dinesh squinted at the back of Gilfoyle's head. "Are you playing PC?" The only sound was the frantic mashing of keys.
Silicon Valley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2017 - [B. Gilfoyle, Dinesh C.]
A World Beyond Main Street reviews
[ German Bros. Oneshot ] Ludwig looked over his shoulder, back to Gilbert, and then leaned slightly out of the window. "What are you doing here?" / "We're going to find Dad!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Perpendicular reviews
[[ RusEng Oneshots ]] "You're too square." "I'm sorry?" Ivan hardly looked up from the stack of portfolios on his desk. "You're too square to model." Arthur looked down at himself. He looked back up at Ivan. "I'm sorry, but you're rejecting me because I have the body type you specifically requested? I printed out the job description, I can show you—"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [England/Britain, Russia] America
A Joke About Loser 20-Year-Olds and Teenagers reviews
[ PruIta Oneshots ] "We're building a God damned greenhouse." Feliciano looked up from his sketchbook and blinked once or twice. I don't think he heard me. "What?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Prussia, N. Italy]
Indeterminate Sentencing reviews
[[ BTT, Juvie!AU Implied Pairings ]] They looked at each other for a moment. Gilbert hadn't even heard him approach. The boy smiled. "Hi, I'm Antonio." Gilbert nodded. "Gilbert." Antonio beamed brighter. "I'm in for assault and battery. You?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/28/2015 - France, Prussia, Spain
Appeared to be Holding You at Gunpoint reviews
[ Axis Powers Oneshot ] "We aren't superheroes!" Feliciano said loudly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2016 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
Gains reviews
[[ xReaders ]] You turn your head to scream encouragement, but the call dies in your throat when you recognize Prussia. You grin, laughing at the sheer joy of the situation and his appearance. "What are you doing here?" You shout over the noise, stepping closer so that he could catch your words. "How could I miss this?" He asked, gesturing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada, Prussia
Coping reviews
[ SpaMano Multi-chapter ] "I'm his lawyer, aren't I? Antonio's served his eight months, he's fine, isn't he? He'll take his meds, he'll go to therapy, he'll do crazy, one-armed pushups. He's coming home." [[ "Silver Linings Playbook" AU ]]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Smoke and Tea reviews
[ England Character Study ; SpUK, Endgame FrUK ] "Because someone like me doesn't need a therapist, Dr. Greene. I am here because I was advised to have my stress—my stress examined, to see at what level it is currently at. However, I've gotten along perfectly well without a therapist for my whole life, and I certainly don't need one now."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2016 - [England/Britain, France] Spain
Bleed reviews
[[ PruHun Oneshots ]] Hungary was someone Prussia could throw himself against until she made him bleed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Prussia, Hungary] - Complete
Morning Wood reviews
[[ Romano / America oneshots ]] Alfred continued to wash happily next to Lovino. Literally, right next to him. Lovino could hear the sound of Alfred's hands gliding over his skin, flesh against flesh, smooth and slippery and wonderfully, wonderfully close.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016
Nursing and Mail reviews
[[ GiriPan Oneshots ]] "Yes, well." Kiku forced himself to be polite. "That's a wonderful tank you have, Heracles. Your…" Kiku wanted to cry. "Your fish look particularly vibrant."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Greece, Japan]
Mutual Interests reviews
[[ SpUk Oneshots ]] Spain isn't grinning anymore. England walks around him in a slow circle, refusing to smile, but he throws back his shoulders and lets Spain's sword drag on the planks. Oh, poor Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [England/Britain, Spain]
But He Bought More Mace reviews
[[ UsUk oneshots ]] The first thing Alfred worried about was whether or not what he had done was illegal. Really, it didn't seem illegal. It was rather unprovoked,and the poor guy screaming on the ground certainly seemed to think so, but Alfred had reasonable suspicion that he was going to be attacked. Maybe he could call it an accident? "You maced me!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015
Fun, Friendly Family Dinners reviews
[[ Italy Bros Oneshots ]] Veneziano didn't answer, but he slid the peppers across the island, and Romano barely got his hand out fast enough to stop them from falling from the floor. The temperature in the kitchen dropped ten degrees, and Germany cleared his throat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia
Cross Your Ts reviews
Valkyrie had also expected something. The past few months had been filled with cases like this one. Simple, silly, pointless thefts. It was boring. It was maddening. She wanted to punch someone who deserved it. The summer had slid in, stealing anything interesting from them. Cases they looked into were dead ends. They all were. Skulduggery looked at her. "Something's wrong."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.]
Lose Your Head reviews
[[ FrUk Oneshots ]] France's face swam in front of England's eyes. "Eloquent as always. I see your complexion hadn't improved any, nor your eyebrows. They said they found you in a ditch, which probably didn't help things."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [France, England/Britain]
An Original Trabant, Refurbished, Painted Yellow reviews
[[ PruMano Oneshots ]] "This car makes me want to weep and then die." Prussia looked up sharply, a hand held protectively on the hood of his car. Romano stood nearby, flicking the ash from his cigarette. He was wearing some nice suit, and his red Ferrari was like a beacon behind him, red and loud against the gray of the World Meeting building. "That's sort of a mean thing to say."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano]
The Brazilian Wax reviews
[[ BTT Oneshots ]] "We'd like three Brazilians, please." Alfred held up three fingers, and his eyes seemed a little clearer than they should have. "These three think they can be strippers, but I told them not with the nest they have growing." He laughed like it was the funniest thing he had ever said. Alfred waved his hand lazily. "Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - France, Prussia, Spain
Writing Letters With Small Thumbs reviews
[[ Winnie-Dennis Multichap ]] Dear Winnie, Human are slow around this time of year. It always gets on moms nersves and then grandpa and her fight and it makes dad misierable. I would write more but Im not in the mood. It sucks out here. Wish you would visit. -Dennis
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/11/2015 - [Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein] Dennis, Winnie
Channel 8 reviews
[[ Franada Oneshot ]] France looks up from his book, and he can feel the smile playing across his lips. Canada stands in the doorway, remote hanging loosely in his hand, gazing at the television. He's managed to pull on his pants, but France is delighted to see that he hasn't gone searching for his shirt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Canada, France] - Complete
Four or Three-and-a-Half reviews
[[ Oneshot ]] Fletcher has trouble counting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2015 - [Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.] - Complete
Motels reviews
The girl was tense, Valkyrie could see it in the way she hunched her shoulders and tried to make herself smaller. Two stops ago, for a second, the girl had turned and been about to say something, but it died on her lips and she had sunk into herself.
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Demon Road - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.] Amber L., Milo S.
Sonic reviews
[[ CuCan Oneshot ]] Máximo's grip was so tight on the Wii remote, Matthew was worried he was going to crush it. Matthew sank further into the couch cushions. "It's just a game," Alfred continued, feet on the coffee table. Alfred was up by twenty points. Matthew took off his glasses and messaged his eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Canada, Cuba] America - Complete
American Football reviews
[ PruAme Oneshots ] "What was that, Jones?" Gilbert Beilschmidt yelled as they entered the locker room. He ripped off his helmet, throwing it across the ground. He was dripping with sweat and looked absolutely furious. "Oh, screw off," Alfred Jones growled back, shoving by the other boy. "No, don't you tell me to screw off!" Gilbert shouted again, grabbing Alfred's shoulder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [America, Prussia]
Harder No, faster reviews
[[ PruAus Oneshots ]] Roderich frowned, eyebrows furrowing. He glanced over through flour covered glasses at the man next to him. Usually, it was Gilbert thinking these things. Well, not that Roderich knew for sure, but sometimes he would say something innocent and Gilbert would grin. He had taken too long to respond. "I think I know how to knead dough, Gilbert. I own a bakery."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Austria, Prussia]
Sea Glass reviews
[[ SuFin Oneshots ]] The first time Berwald met Tino, he was called Ella.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Sweden, Finland]
Bend Over
[[ FraMano Oneshots ]] "And then—" "Bend over," Francis interrupted, turning a page and watching Lovino put his hands on his hips. "Excuse me?" Lovino faced Francis, gardening apron stained with dirt. His gloves—covered in a delightful pattern of roses—were stuffed into his back pocket. The man claimed that he couldn't garden right unless he could feel the plant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,658 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015
Please Stay reviews
[[ GerMerica Oneshots ]] "Please stay." Ludwig paused, looking up at Alfred. This was a dance the two of them did every Saturday morning; always when Ludwig was getting dressed, annoyingly enough. "Alfred," Ludwig said, pulling on his pants, "I have to go in, you know this."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [America, Germany]
Hair Dye reviews
[[ AmeriPan Oneshots ]] Alfred and Kiku rarely fought. Some days, Alfred was moody and would throw his remote when he lost a videogame match, others, Kiku would refuse to pay for takeout. But they were harmonious, for the most part. So, it was a bit of a shock when Alfred walked in one day to find a box of hair dye on the counter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [America, Japan]
Just Play Monopoly reviews
Dmitry stood over him, a leering grin on his face. Dmitry, who was rumored to have spray painted the football field with Satanic messages. Dmitry, who had supposedly summoned the Devil. Dmitry, whose teeth were pointed. "Palm reading," Dmitry repeated, holding out his hand. "Or good luck charms, I can do those, too." Georgi shook his head. Well, he meant to shake his head.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Bulgaria, Romania]
School Smarts reviews
[[ EstLat Oneshot ]] "Uh, hello." Eduard ripped his eyes away from the window. What the hell was a boy doing in his room? He couldn't have been much older than a freshman. But there he was, wearing scrubs and a nervous smile. "Eduard, right?" At least he could understand this one. Eduard nodded, sitting up higher in his bed. "I'm Raivis. I sort of work here."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Estonia, Latvia] - Complete
Rap, Tap, Tapping reviews
[[ Romanada Oneshot ]]"Hello," the man on the other side of the door called. "Open th'door," his words blended into one another. Lovino steeled himself. If it was a drunk, he could deal with it. He had handled his brother when he was drunk, and he had handled his grandpa when he was drunk. Lovino stood up, scattering puzzle pieces on his carpet. Lovino edged toward the door.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Canada, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Eyes That Look Better as Pinpricks reviews
[ ItaPan Oneshot ] "Feliciano?" Kiku stopped, but Feliciano had walked on a few paces. He turned his head, hand already up in a casual greeting. It took Feliciano a couple of seconds before recognition slammed across his face like a door. He spun, small child pulled around in a wide circle at his feet. "Kiku!" Kiku took a quick step back, eyes flicking down to the moody child.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Japan, N. Italy] - Complete
Imagines the Invisible reviews
[ EngAus Oneshot ] Arthur Kirkland saw things. Ever since the first year, everyone at Hogwarts had known that. Arthur Kirkland talked to fairies, to ghosts no one else could see. He wandered the forests and found unicorns, and everyone thought he was weird. Roderich had witnessed a particular unpleasantness of Arthur in his second year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Austria, England/Britain] - Complete
Body of a Soulmate reviews
[ RusPan Oneshot ] In school, the teachers had always said that the switch would happen approximately around twenty-two years. Of course, that didn't stop the occasional news report featuring two very confused sixteen-year-olds, or two desperately happy thirty-year-olds. Made it a little inconvenient; both Kiku and Ivan had cleared a week around their birthdays to no avail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Russia, Japan] - Complete
Metalosis Maligna reviews
[[ AmeBel Oneshot ]] Dr. Natalia Arlofskaya found Alfred F. Jones sitting on the ground, attempting to throw a chair at one of the nurses. She ignored the man for a moment, eyes flicking to the cane that was abandoned by the doorway, the x-rays on the desk. "Mr. Jones," Natalia said. It actually sounded quite reasonable when Alfred explained the situation later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [America, Belarus] - Complete
Ashes and Words
[[ GerLiech Oneshot ]] He was tall, and he walked with his back straight and his steps purposeful. A gun was slung over his shoulder like her brother, but it didn't fall in with the curve of his back, like another limb. She hesitated. She shifted. Suddenly, the gun was pointed right at her head. She froze, breath catching in her throat. He asked her something in another language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Germany, Liechtenstein]
Years reviews
[ FACE Oneshot ] Matthew had met several different Alfreds over the years. The first had been probably the most honest, and Matthew had at least enjoyed that. The seven-year-old Alfred, who talked loudly and picked his nose and hung off of Matthew's new father, screeching for attention. Matthew used to watch his new brother, curled into his bedsheets.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - America, Canada - Complete
Just 7000 Seconds reviews
[ Snapped!Liechtenstein ] Everyone seemed terribly upset with her. Liechtenstein didn't really understand, though she was getting a little upset that the handcuffs were so tight; Switzerland hadn't looked at her once since they had been snapped on. Liechtenstein tried smiling at Denmark, the only nation looking her way, and she shrank away when his face twisted into a snarl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Day Tripper
[[ RomaBul Oneshot ]] Georgi thought he was a pretty professional drug dealer, all things considered. He didn't make the acid, God, no, but he did manage to sell a huge amount of product in a short amount of time. Even the teacher knew the best place to get acid from. The house didn't look like Dmitry made acid. It was tidy, with wind chimes and dreamcatchers hanging from the roof.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Bulgaria, Romania]
Calls From the Grave reviews
[[ RusIta Oneshot ]] Everyone said the math teacher had killed his husband. It made sense. Ivan Braginski was one scary dude. Feliciano had known this when he bumped into the man on his first day. After apologizing, Feliciano looked up to find a giant man with a joyless smile. "Sorry," Feliciano mumbled, doing his best to collect his papers so he could run as far away as possible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Russia, N. Italy]
Spies reviews
[ Romano x Belarus ] There weren't very many spies in the world. They usually got shot, or captured and tortured, or they fell off of the top of moving trains. Lovino was not a stranger to any of these things—though the train incident was less exciting than it sounded. A broken femur isn't very fun. Lovino was only aware of a few spies. There was her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Belarus, S. Italy/Romano]
Angels and Sunglasses reviews
[ Romano x Ukraine ] "A boyfriend?" he asked. Katyusha wanted to grimace. Instead, she forced herself to stand straight. "His name is Lovino. He's really sweet, really, and he takes me to nice places and tries to be charming." Ivan's mouth pulled into a leer. "Is he the one who wears sunglasses?" Katyusha wilted slightly under his gaze. "They're designer."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Ukraine]
Betting Pool reviews
[[ Japan POV ]] Japan was trying very hard not to punch Romano in the face. He was at a bar, so maybe it was his fault, but regardless,he wanted to punch Romano. Japan enjoyed a good drink after World Meetings, something to calm his nerves after debating politics. Usually, these were peaceful visits to the local hotel bar. Unfortunately, Romano was staying at the same hotel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan - Complete
Birds reviews
[[ Italy Bros Oneshot ]] "You don't think we'll catch it… right?" Romano looked guilty for even asking. Veneziano laughed. "We don't get sick, Romano! Of course not," Veneziano let out another tired laugh, shaking his head. Venenziano worked till his bones hurt. He finally decided that he was going to get sick unless he took a break. He collapsed into his bed at home, sighing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pleasant Sort of Ache reviews
[[ RusCan Oneshot ]] "Ivan," Matthew said. "Is knocking me around some sort of hazing ritual?" Braginski shrugged. "It's not every day a transfer gets one of the best spots on the teams." "Didn't peg you as the jealous type," Matthew muttered, gaze drifting from Braginski to the inside of his locker. "What was that, Bonnefoy?" Braginski stepped closer. "Didn't catch it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Canada, Russia]
Brand New Piano reviews
[[ Austria x Piano ]] Austria played the first note of the song. The hammer seemed to hit the string in slow motion. The sound reverberated around the room, so clear and so sharp that it seemed to permeate Austria's very being. By the time the note faded, Austria realized he was panting. He cleared his throat and placed his hands back onto the keys. He hit the next note...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Complete
First
[[ SuNor Oneshot ]] Sweden wasn't one for talking. Norway appreciated that. Norway had often joined Sweden in his workshop. The days' actives would vary from weaponry to woodshop. Sweden was surprisingly good with his hands, and Norway enjoyed watching him work. A hunk of wood would slowly be turned into a sculpture, or a new chair. It was relaxing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Sweden, Norway]
Designer Custom Pen
[[ SwissMano Oneshots ]] Switzerland had been placed next to Romano during one of the World Meetings. Bulgaria was stuttering through his presentation, when Switzerland's eyes fell on Romano's pen. It was ridiculous. It was gaudy. Switzerland hadn't even been aware they made pens that weren't plastic. It was silver, chrome, sleek but rounded to fit in Romano's hand perfectly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Switzerland, S. Italy/Romano]
The Milkman reviews
[[ HongIce Oneshots ]] "You don't have clothes on," the milkman said. "Yeah, and you have a bowtie," Emil snapped. "Where's my brother's milk?" The milkman handed over the milk. Emil gave him the empty bottles from three days ago. The milkman leaned to his left, trying to catch a better look of the pool. "Is this, like, a summer gig?" Emil asked, crossing his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Hong Kong, Iceland]
Red Xs reviews
[[ RusAme Oneshots ]] Alfred was on leave. It wasn't his first tour, but Ivan must have felt it acutely. It was almost strange, Matthew driving up to the—not their—house, the driveway unshoveled. Ivan turned to making oven pizza, various Russian recipes he could cobble together from the American ingredients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [America, Russia]
Sorcerers and Superheroes reviews
A world of magic and secrecy collides with the glamorous lifestyle of Marvel superheroes when a teen reality-warper summons the dynamic detective duo from his favorite book series, Skulduggery Pleasant. To get back to their respective dimensions, the Young Avengers team and the Skulduggery crew will have to overcome culture clash, personal ghosts, and a Norse god.
Crossover - Young Avengers & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2015
Bound reviews
Arthur let out a quick sigh of irritation. "If I tell you, will you promise not to act like an idiot?" "Depends." Arthur shot him a look, and Gilbert couldn't keep the grin off of his face. "Well, I mean, how exciting can it be? Usually you drag me out to some forest or cave. This is hardly a castle." "A dragon."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [England/Britain, Prussia] [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Dropping Like Flies reviews
"You broke your own rule." Tino chuckled, collapsing onto his stomach and resting his chin on the floor. "Well, if you put it like that, then yes. But he wasn't a very nice man." Berwald stared at Tino, calculating. "He was a politician." Tino looked embarrassed; it was as if Berwald had commented that his tie and shirt didn't match instead of the fact he had killed a senator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [America, Russia] [Sweden, Finland]
American Honda reviews
Kiku Honda would study. He would study everything, surgically related or not. No medical book was left unread, no procedure left unpracticed. Money was a different matter. Luckily, there's a whole other world which requires work like Kiku's. People who needed their arms removed, teeth filed, tongues split... (AmeriPan) Based off of the movie "American Mary."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Japan, America] [Germany, N. Italy]
Choose Your Own FrUk or UsUk Adventure! reviews
England couldn't keep his mind on his work. All he could think about was that infuriating blond and his beautiful blue eyes. However, something's a little... Off. Actually, something's really off. Maybe it's that annoying Framerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America, France
Feliciano Vargas, (Hopeful) Ambassador to Italy reviews
Feliciano Vargas was the artistic kid in High School. Need someone to design the new background for the play? Having a bake sale? Feliciano does stuff like that in his sleep. Too bad Felciano's majoring in Pre-Law. As the pressure grows on Feliciano to pursue a career in art instead, his only support comes from Ludwig, a man who loves dogs as much as he hates Politics. College!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany]
My War is Your War reviews
America's economy is suffering, but the new President may be able to fix it. It certainly seems so at first, but as time goes on, the new President starts picking wars across the globe, causing tensions to strain among new enemies and old friends. Can America cope with enemies left and right? Or will his power crazed President run him into the ground? T (Being Rewritten) 3/18
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - America, England/Britain
Every Day at Five reviews
Feliciano is a prostitute. Every day, he waits by a stop sign and sees a Ludwig- a successful business man- walk to his car from work. Can Feliciano and Ludwig live happily ever after, or will tragedy keep the young lovers apart? AU, Language, Adult Content
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
The Prussian Debate reviews
Germania is treated to a surprise when Rome shows up demanding to take Prussia and raise him by his great Roman self. Germania follows Rome, determined to take back Prussia. But Germania is swept up by Byzantine's plots, an insane Briton, and Rome's good looks. It leaves Germania homesick for his sheep-filled land, and sick of a red-faced Italian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Ancient Rome, Germania
