CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.

You found me and then they took you away from me. I am going to find you and keep you to myself, even if you are not who you used to be. US/UK.

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

Ludwig Beilschmidt is the heir to the pure-blood Beilschmidt family, whose name is simultaneous with the dark arts, and he doesn't even know it. What happens when he is sent to live with the Kirklands, a well respected line? Friendship, Betrayal and This.

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For all his skills in fighting, Fandral has no head for names or dates, and is struggling to learn the history of Asgard. He finds himself turning for help to someone he'd never have thought to ask. slash later on

After Freud comforts Shiro through the devastating events at the expo, he must do it again. YAOI

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

A single touch, that was all it took to drive Loki to the point of madness. A touch, and the warmth behind it.

Izuo. Shizuo is needy. Izaya is obliging.

What is the destiny of Clone Joan of Arc? She wants to live her life beyond her original, but can she really? Will she find a life of her own to live and can she find...love?

Gales rush uneven, tear at their clothes and shriek across the loch waves. He breaks away and tilts back, eyes closed, gasping in with all senses wide as the words of the encroaching storm hit him, pulling at his bones. He feels young again. One-shot.

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

England hadn't meant for this to happen. Really, he hadn't. He wasn't France after all. It wasn't his damn fault America liked the way he smelled. UK/colonial!US, deanon from the kink meme.

I was born to protect you and to keep you safe. Give me the order and I'll do it with out questioning you. Just please, don't break me so much. US/UK. Incest. Fairy Tale.

Another Vocaloid songfic, human AU. Alfred is a scientist, and Arthur is a highly intelligent robot... with no heart. Will Alfred try and make the heart for him? And is there something behind the robot's history? Someone... similar? R&R please!

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.

GerAme psychological oneshot. Ludwig's alone at home when Alfred pops in to discuss some projects. We all know it'll end with sex.

Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!

After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.

Gakuen AU. It's the start of summer, and Alfred decides to go to an amusement park with his friends. But they're all going as couples, and Alfred doesn't want to be alone. He takes Iggy with him, and a night on a ferris wheel changed their lives forever.

Russia/Ivan and America/Alfred celebrate the defeat of Germany in WWII by getting drunk and having sex.

America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.

You crush, tear and destroy whoever gets in our way. I think you deserve a little reward my dear America. US/UK. smut

There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.

Prussia doesn't think that America can seduce Austria; he's about to be proven wrong. One-shot.

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

This would be a rendition of the sea shanty "Drunkin Sailor" as sung by the England in my head. "What do ya do with a passed out Frenchman?"

Si yo desapareciera, alguien lo notaria?

Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture

A walk down memory lane, in the form of one special gift. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Russia/America, yaoi, man on man, mature content.

They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp

Austria owes Prussia 287 years worth of birthday presents. Prussia decides its time Austria should give them to him. All at once. Immediately. Prussia/Austria

Is this rape?

Perhaps it was the chains that were waving from his hips, or perhaps the spiky blond hair, or the fact that he had gorgeous green eyes that France saw when he turned around... "Arthur?" France/England written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp ya

Even when he was freed, Hell Kaiser Ryo could never truly leave the underground behind. Rated M for sexual themes not involving actual sex.

The thing about spoken language, in Alfred's perspective, was that it was so overrated. Arthur/Alfred.

Ivan muses about Alfred, his star speckled skin and the similarities between Alfred and Arthur and the Great Game between Russia and England. Mid-1800s. Russia/America, suggested Russia/England

He initially thought the tattoos were strange, unnatural on Alfred's body. But in time, Arthur grew to appreciate the dark imagery and the complex designs. America/England.

Just a Prussia/UK PWP in a car. Rated for M for yaoi

Alfred interrupts Arthur during a ritual and magic mayhem insues; Alfred ends up running for his life as Arthur stalks him through the English countryside. ONE SHOT USxUK

Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.

July 4, 1776. America declares his independence. In mind and body, he has become strong enough to challenge his former guardian. However, his heart is not as free of England as it should be. USxUK

Canada/America. Canada has his own way of winning arguments: blowjobs.

America/Japan. He loved guns. He loved they way they felt when stroking against his skin. He loved holding the power with just one little finger.

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

Sasori did something very bad. Something very naughty. So he was sent here, to an insane asylum. Deidara had to know why, he just had to. But now, he really wished he never even asked. "Do you promise to keep it a secret, Deidara?" Oneshot.

A puppet can't feel pleasure or pain. A puppet can't love. Or can it? Sasori/Deidara.

Russia x America. Yaoi. America ends up injured after a hit from Japan. Russia thinks he has the advantage now...

Alfred hates how Ivan makes love to him. M for a reason.

It seems Japan took some advice of the heart from France. Said advice has him and China in a closet during the UN lunch break. Too bad America needed his coat and Russia can manhandle locked doors. Yaoi. China/Japan. First Hetalia writing.

HidaShika. Shikamaru should've known better. You can't kill an immortal.

Alfred stared at him. This wasn’t the way the great ‘Hero’ of the Cold War was supposed to die, tied up with a crazy Russki pointing a gun at him. “Can’t we make a deal?” America blurted out as Ivan advanced on him. Russia/America

SPOLER ALERT! MAJOR ASSED SPOILERS! Don't look if you're not up to date with the manga. Tobi is in love with Zetsu's light half But his alternate personality, Madara stands in the way. Pairings: ZetsuTobi, MadaraZetsu, KisaIta, SasoHida, and KakuDei. YAOI

Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan

How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-

AU L/Light. He was just always there. In that little corner of the library, with his books, reading alone in his darkness. He was trying so hard to shrink out of existance, become unnoticable. Light couldn't help but notice.

Gellert was talking about wizard supremacy and laws to control muggles but all Albus heard was ‘we’ and ‘together’.

After the end of the series, Light and L meet again. Light's ready to see L, ready to see his guard down in the after life. He was ready to meet the man behind the letter. Well, that just doesn't happen. Eventual L/Light spoilers for whole series.

Set in the summer of 1899 when Albus Dumbledore is 17 - 18 years old. This story will start with Albus meeting Gellert and end with Gellert leaving. Albus/Gellert slash. Rated M just in case. Completed!

Gellert dotes upon Ariana. [Albus x Gellert]

Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?

Manjyome was willing to be Fubuki's little doll and play dress–up in silk ribbons and frilly dresses, until one day he felt a new emotion... envy. [Graphic horror]

Misawa hadn't been blessed with the heartfelt sympathy to help others overcome their grief. But even knowing that failure is certain, he tried to help Manjyome in his own way.