Gender: female

dA account (yes, THIS is important): http:///

Age: I'm too old for this...

Hair: I've got hairs, is it the same?

Eyes: Behind my head. And I taste with my feet, like butterflies. Because the world is amazing!!

Creativeness: "I love you!" "Your problem." -Me & My brain. Before it left. It was such a bastard. *sobs*

Likes: anything that can make me SCREAM.

THINGS I'D LOVE TO SHARE WITH YOU, GAYZ!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy. (But beware mononucleosis)

bananas are good for period pain. (and also if you feel lonely at night...^^)

it's good to cry.(But not always, or you'll get on my nerves and I'll beat you with my disco stick)

vegans have better sex. (I do, dunno if you, too)

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. (My ex-Boyfriend loved them. Then he cheated on me with the waiter. F*ck.)

lying is actually unhealthy. (and it's even worse if you fail at it)

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. (Or use SONNENBRILLE!! -Ok, wut?)

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. (And then they throw rhum at you like true gentlemen. Before * widly on the table. Ok, no.)

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. (Because men are true bitches. Yeah.)

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (So pretend to do a blowjob and apply that damn mascara.)

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. (And then act all tsundere to make them act like true Princes Charming)

a good friend never judges. (Yet, he does and says it all to you.)

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. (Or you'll just look over-tanned and suspicious.)

boys aren't worth your tears. (Girls, either.)

we all love surprises. (And Englishmen tied up in our beds.)

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! Now move your ass to make it real..

If you talk to yourself a lot (and love doing that), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that weird people will one day change the world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you quote along with your favorite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've seen the colors pink and green together and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people have ever told straight in your face that yaoi/yuri were disgusting and you ignored them going on listening to your own mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you screamed in joy when you saw Anti-Cosmo or HP being pedo towards Timmy, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on loving cartoons, copy and paste it to your profile.

If one of your teachers/relatives found out that you like yaoi/yuri and you explained to him/her what they are (I did. My maths teacher knows that.), copy and paste it to your profile.

If you can speak more than 2 foreign languages, copy and paste this to your profile.(and be proud you do!!)

if you're not emo but you would hug one of those silly guys listening to them blabbing insanely, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you love thinking of Anti-Cosmo as your Godparent, copy and paste it to your profile.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Why this all? Because I like thinking we're something more than mere puppets made of flesh, that we have a soul, a mind and a piece of Life. So, what are you going to do now? Go crying to your momma cuz you've wasted the last 20 minutes doing nothing?