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 Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hallo there. Does anyone actually read these things? Let's find out, shall we? Your mother has the taste and fashion sense off a cross-eyed pigeon, and your father believes the Sherlock Holmes movies had anything whatsoever to do with the actual Sherlock Holmes! And don't get me started on your own flaws, I'd run out of available space in this profile, and as far as I know there is no limit. Now, for all of you who didn't bother reading that, you were insulted and don't even know it and therefore cannot track me down and beat me into a pulp. Hahaha! *wipes away tears of evil joy* I'm so flippin' intelligent. | |||||||
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The Tell Tale Heart's by RainingPaperButterflies reviews
Alfred and Arthur hated each other from the moment they met, and decided instantly that they wanted nothing to do with the other. However when forced to share a dorm room, they begin to find that avoiding each other is going to be harder then it looks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,338 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 3/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
E Tenebrae Et Lux by MitisVenatrix reviews
CoAuthored by LunaMax1214. The more things change, the more they stay the same. The continuing story of Garrus and Teandra, as they struggle with the darkness within each other... and themselves. Sequel to "Omega" and "Partners, Comrades, Friends" ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,453 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 9/24/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by Bloodypleasures reviews
After faking his own death, Alfred boarded a pirate ship under the belief it was a safe supply ship. Now he has a choice; either join the Emerald Dragon's crew, or drown in the seas trying to swim to land… Hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,447 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - England/Britain, America
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 518,035 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Hetalia Fic Collection by General Kitty Girl reviews
A collection of drabbles, requests and gift fics based inside and out of the "You Were So Small" and "Never Your Hero" universe. Multiple characters, time periods, historical events and scenarios. Ratings and pairings will change accordingly. G-M rating **Cover Art by Pie** -New Fic: "Eternal Star", Greek Mythology!USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,759 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - England/Britain, America
World Conference: An American Perspective by Streamingwords reviews
A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,890 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Royal Flush A Cardtalia Tale by Skeptikitten reviews
The Fools are abroad, and the Wheel of Fortune turns once again in the Kingdoms of Hoyle. When an ancient prophecy begins to come to fruition, will the new King of Spades bring Death or Rebirth to the World? Eventual USUK, based on Rider-Waite Tarot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,555 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, England/Britain
Songs of North America by Skeptikitten reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots about the lives of our favorite twins, America and Canada. Inspired by music, will be mostly USUK and PruCan. M just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,620 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America, Canada
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Calling for You by GreenAppleAddict reviews
Cardverse!AU. Arthur, future Queen of Spades, lives a lonely life trapped inside the castle walls. Until he meets Alfred, that is – the son of a navy captain, and the boy he's been secretly admiring from afar. Full summary inside. USUK/UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,320 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - America, England/Britain
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Bodyswap by Shiva491 reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Never Your Hero by General Kitty Girl reviews
WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,947 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America
Oneshot Heaven! by IceEckos12 reviews
45th oneshot: It's night of the full moon, and the Underworld is saying their prayers, hoping nothing goes amiss. However a small incident leads to a big problem, forcing two enemies to work together to prevent the destruction of the entire town. Can Elizaveta the vampire huntress put aside her hatred, or will her pride rip her and the rest of the city apart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,581 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Pirate Ages by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland wishes only to reach the New World and to see his America again. But a strange man appears through the use of magic who not only causes Arthur's typical life to change, but to change his view of the future in the process. UKUSUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Waiting for the Dawn by Serenswyrd reviews
2012 Secret Santa for thatladyjazz - America arranges a visit to London during the Blitz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Shook Up by DetectiveLinky reviews
Prussia and his pilfering habits land him with a treasure beyond his wildest dreams-America's scrapped Love Gun. With a little bit of ingenuity, awsomeness and duct tape Prussia takes the World Meeting by storm. There he discovers his secret weapon-UST.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011
Pointblank by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,161 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Thousand Years, A Thousand More by Giddy TF2 reviews
'In retrospect, he should have realized what Fate had in store for him when Medic sneered at him and the sneer was the most dazzling thing he'd seen in a long time. A very long time.' A Heavy/Medic love story.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,849 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Heavy, Medic
A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
November's Window by JuniperGentle reviews
As the silent winter draws in, and the skies darken with clouds, there is one night which is still filled with light and noise. So the highest window in the house stands open on Guy Fawkes' Night, no matter how cold or wet it is, for this is England's time for celebration, even if there is another in the house who won't stop asking questions about this strange day...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rest for the Wicked by DragonQueenSori reviews
Darkhelm, capital of the Endless Wastes and home of the Thrice-Cursed Horde, has been named the world's third nicest city. The Black King Ludwig's not sure how this happened. GerIta AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Rise of the Enders by Demand Truth reviews
Commander Jones is the best soldier in the United Army, and he's a Vanguard responsible for protecting the peace of the entire galaxy. A strange distress call leads him to an abandoned planet, where Jones will find himself charged with the task of saving all humanity. He'll need help, though, and that's where the space pirate Captain Kirkland comes in. USUK, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,666 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain
Medicinal Violence by RedHammer reviews
The worst part about waking up after a snarling bare-knuckle fight with your best friend is waking up in the same medbay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Arthur Kirkland's Diary by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Do No Harm by PhantomMemories reviews
After an attack on America, the personification vanishes. Kink Meme De-anon request for Amnesia and Doctor!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Final Problem by Mighty Crouton reviews
How do you solve an impossible problem? A story of indoctrination, chaos, and freedom. Jane 'Foucault' Shepard's final run. Sequel to Kingdom of Rust.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,039 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Anybody Seen the Sky? by vennumberten reviews
America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Art of Being Young and Beautiful by Av H reviews
London, UK. Youth and love go head to head among a group of ambitious young people who work in the Hub, a "hotspot" restaurant that attracts young people from all over London. Real World AU, main pairings: PruHun, USUK. Side storylines: Spamano, Swissaus, a tiny dabble of NetherlandsxBelgium. There is an equal amount of PruHun and USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,672 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - England/Britain, America
Better Together by Salenya reviews
Black Widow and Hawkeye, Natasha and Clint. Do they even know what is happening between them? Filling in where the movie left off, the two assassins have to figure out where they stand in the aftermath of all that has happened.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,124 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Freedom by rexlover180 reviews
In a world ruled by four tyrants, all Prince Alfred wants is his people's freedom. He is willing to do anything, even if that means kidnapping the ruler of his country, King Arthur. However, he did not anticipate what comes with him. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,807 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
A General Agreement of What Is Going On by MildlyMiffed reviews
What's one to do when suddenly you're waking up in the wrong bed, in the wrong house, in the wrong country, and on top of it all, you've somehow swapped bodies with a bloody perverted frog? You get to the bottom of it, of course. And hope that no one else blames you along the way. [Multi Body-swap] HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - England/Britain
The Men From Earth by FallingStarXan reviews
In 2017, the nations of Earth are being manipulated into war. The Doctor creates a group of people who are personified countries to simplify the task of promoting peace, but things soon get dangerously complicated. Feat. the World 8.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,667 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, England/Britain
Malware by vennumberten reviews
Criminal psychologist Arthur Kirkland's marriage is falling apart. So is his sanity, thanks to one smooth-talking, attention-seeking Harvard-student-turned-hacker. This is going to be one of the difficult ones, isn't it? USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
American Trains by Hellie Ace reviews
AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,150 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Leading the Blind by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Gakuen!AU. Sweden finds himself stranded at school late at night, alone, his glasses accidentally crushed, his eyesight too poor to find his own way home. This turns out to be a blessing in disguise when Finland happens to show up and agrees to help him get back to his apartment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
A Little Test by The Fanfiction Core reviews
He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
The Little Pointless Things in Life by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
In which Arthur and Alfred are college roommates, Arthur struggles with his feelings for said roommate, and Alfred is purposely an infuriatingly charming idiot with odd quirks. USUK. College AU. oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Make It Convincing by Jacquzy reviews
Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bound To Him Forever by JuniperGentle reviews
During his time as a colony, America visited England several times. On one of these visits, something happened that would leave such an imprint on him that it would last for the rest of his life. No, not England's cooking – something far more dangerous...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
France's Secret Folder Number 5 by StarrNight reviews
Unbeknownst to England, France has been keeping a memoir of all of his drunken antics for the past five hundred years. Following a change in England's relationship status, France decides to revisit the past. USUK, slight FrUK and lots of French perviness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - France, England/Britain
Half Truths by BonsaiBabe reviews
Three friends, Roderich, Vash, and Gilbert, are caught up in a tale of jealousy and murder. What's truth and what's story, and what really matters when the death of your lover is still fresh?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
Young Again by Fang323 reviews
Arthur's anger explodes, and a spell gone wrong brings him back to the past...though not through time travel. Alfred has never been good with child care.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Crossdressing Fortress by Balloon Animal reviews
Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Concordance by JuniperGentle reviews
When France and Britain arrive on the Eastern Seaboard with no invitation and no explanation, it's always strange. Especially if they arrive together. Especially if France has his arm around Britain's shoulders... and the Brit is doing nothing to throw him off. Set in 1969, Fr/UK/US frenemyship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - America, France, England/Britain - Complete
It Just Is by gh0stacc0unt reviews
Arthur Kirkland, a famous writer that goes by the name of Janice Mayflower, did not enjoy the company of others. Hopefully, his new American next-door tenant can change that... USUK. M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,956 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [America, England/Britain]
Booze and Photographs by vennumberten reviews
What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,844 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
This Time of Year by imagination junkie reviews
Song fic inspired by and featuring 'Little Talks' by Of Monsters and Men. It's nearing the 4th of July and America is leaving an unproductive meeting with England. He hears a certain song on the radio and begins to reminisce about their past together. Historically based. Rated T for some cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beautiful Dreamer by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
De-anon. When Sherlock Holmes sleeps, the world changes. Sometimes it's just little things, but other times he wakes and his entire reality is new. It's risky, feeling things. One morning everything he loves could be gone. He's learned it the hard way. So he loves nothing. Or tries, at least. John makes it a bit more difficult.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Espionage by fakiagirl reviews
Alfred Jones, CIA. Arthur Kirkland, MI6. Two high-level agents who know about each other only what can be said over the phone - but even secure lines can be compromised. They've been working together for years when something goes horribly wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
the rest, as they say by johnnydicaprio reviews
A simple clean up job gets more than a little complicated, and three hours in, it becomes pretty clear that Budapest is no piece of cake.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
An Englishman's Home is His Castle by JuniperGentle reviews
The Tower of London - palace, prison, fortress, home. Throughout England's history it has been all of these things, and more. Now he only visits occasionally, but there are still those who will welcome him back, however faded their existence. Concerning the Tower of London, the oldest on-going ceremony in the world and some friends of England's that nobody else will ever see...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Suit Of Dissonance by Symbiotific reviews
Alfred finds out that it's not easy ruling a kingdom. Not when your apparently-insane late father leaves it to you in a sorry state. Not when your new Queen has weird eyebrows and refuses to listen. Cardsverse!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,175 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Fool by dwwfanfic reviews
A Sniper/Spy short written back on April Fool's Day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Alfred the Great by JuniperGentle reviews
America has just heard something very interesting; England once had a boss called Alfred. More to the point, Alfred the GREAT. But what could a centuries-dead English king possibly have in common with the awesome hero that is the USA?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Read My Lips by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden
The Shades of Spades by Zeplerfer reviews
In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,365 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [America, England/Britain] China - Complete
Supersize Me by Domomomo reviews
The Hamburger Helper has been protecting Hetaliopolis from the Nefarious Knitter for years, but is there more to the British Villain than meets the eye? US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Catsitting by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You're just another entry in the ledger, by caballlah reviews
but you get the most ink. Clint doesn't know when Natasha started watching him sleep. But it's nice to know he won't get up and kill anyone in the middle of the night. ClintXNatasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Always Never Yours by Hafthand reviews
Three simple words. Powerful meaning. Things change for Clint over Shawarma. He thinks he might be done hiding.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
From the Ashes by Streamingwords reviews
When tensions finally break, every nation falls under the shadow of destruction. Is it even possible to rebuild that which seems beyond repair? Rated for dark situations and some foul mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,290 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - England/Britain, America
This Hurricane by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,588 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Fifty Nifty United States by JulietGivesUp reviews
America goes to his kids' Spirit of America school assembly. Fifty states and two nations. This does not bode well for the normal human parents in the audience... America & the States
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2012 - America - Complete
Friendly Fire by Pereprin reviews
Shepard struggles to maintain her composure as she prepares her crew for the Omega 4 Relay, finding solace at the Dark Star's bar. Unfortunately for Shepard, Garrus has no intention of leaving her to her destructive devices.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Country Keeper by words2liveby reviews
"The truth," England said, "is that we-meaning myself and the other countries-aren't very good at looking after ourselves. We need someone to do it for us, and I believe that that someone could be you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - England/Britain
Where the Wild Things Are by DestinyShiva reviews
The forest was his home. It was where he belonged. So, why did he always feel like something was missing? UsUk. Mature content. Co-written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bring On the Hell by FallingStarXan reviews
While the Allies are fighting the Axis on THAT F'ING ISLAND, America gets captured, and Britain heads a mission to get him back, but his plans keep backfiring. Scripted like an anime episode, characterized based on the English Dub. Mild shipping, mostly played for laughs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,020 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Song for Alingon by mei0023 reviews
After years of working together, Shepard and Garrus can speak volumes to each other without ever saying a word. But when Shepard accepts an impossible mission on a dangerous planet, all bets are off. Rating subject to change in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Kitty Comfort by Last Haven reviews
Companion fic to Anniversary and Care and Upkeep of Cats. A few months after being saved by Alfred, the bewitched man makes a few discoveries about his rescuer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scars and Calluses by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Shameless USUK fluff. They say that hands can say a lot about a person. America hadn't really thought about that before he really looked at England's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Break by UnluckyWriter reviews
America has always reveled in the fact that he could break anyone beyond repair. England, though, proves to be unconquerable. "It's kind of hard to break something when it was already broken, right, git?" Dark!USUKUS ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dossier: Shepard by Chi Kyoku reviews
Notoriously poor driver, whether of military grade tanks or civilian vehicles. Cannot cook cuisine more advanced than microwave nutri-gel. Known allergy to dogs and varren, correctible with medication. Highly susceptible to sunburn. Approach with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
It's A Human Thing by Chi Kyoku reviews
"As the Mako trundled through hours of dark subterranean tunnels, winding its way back to the surface, Shepard fell asleep on his shoulder." Shepard's driving is even worse than usual. When Garrus convinces her to let him take over, he finds out why.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Britannia Angel Transformation Sequence by de-anon reviews
It's probably best if Arthur never finds out about what happens when he's drunk. -Slight USUK, pure crack-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Who Wants To Live Forever? by mistamie reviews
Al Jones, who has loved and lost, drifts through time trying not to get to close to anyone because he mysteriously never ages. Arthur lost his little colony centuries long ago. When fate unites them, possibly not for the first time, what will happen? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain
A Photograph of the Artist as a Young Man by fishwrites reviews
Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
In Such a State by 9mm Meg reviews
Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Kingdom of Rust by Mighty Crouton reviews
Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
With Brothers Like These by Catching Tomorrow reviews
The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,416 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland
Albion, She Said by Alistine reviews
For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Try It You'll Like It by Diane Long reviews
America and England struggle through their first date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Belong with Me by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
USUK AU Music fic. Arthur has known Alfred ever since he was little and had long since fallen in love with him. Unfortunately, Alfred has a girlfriend. Arthur knows that she isn't right for him, though. You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Curses! by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
When England has had the last straw, he decides to put a curse on America to teach him a lesson. But he quickly discovers that his curse has only made things between them much more interesting. Rated T for some language and yaoi. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Let the Bells Never Toll for You by General Kitty Girl reviews
Christmas Eve in London, 1940. The Blitz has only ceased for a few days time, and during it Alfred has braved the wrath of the Atlantic and his government to find the man and broken promise missing somewhere at its heart. *Based off of "NYH"* **Cover Art by Zombie4Pie**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For the Record by LucyMoon1992 reviews
It's the most surreal thing meeting the person who voices you in an anime. Figures then, that England is dragged along to Funimation Studios by France and America. And all because of some Drama CD...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Commonwealth of Nations Wingman Brigade by Talibra reviews
/There are probably better people to be gaining relationship advice from but England supposes if you can't trust your family, then who can you trust?/Contains every Commonwealth country one by one, eventual USUK and mild language, complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Boss Fight by Car reviews
It's not always sunshine and rainbows at the White House. "Neither of you are perfect. As much as you would both love to think that the other is, you both have some serious issues that you have to overcome if this is going to work."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2011 - America - Complete
The Rules by Cave Johnson by 3theCaptain reviews
While riding the rail car through Aperture Science, the workers would hear Cave Johnson's Official List of Rules. [Comedy! Feel free to add funny suggestions: they might make it in!]
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
Kryptonite by vinnie2757 reviews
In which America contemplates his relationship with Britiain and contents himself with the way things are now. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
New York's Insane Plan by Luxio Nyx reviews
Centuries ago, they watched their father's heart break. Now, the original 13 states have decided to set America up on a date... whether he wants it or not. Summary is fail. State OCs, T for language. Mild Yaoi, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,046 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fender Bent by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU. In which nightmarish Thanksgiving traffic results in a fender bender that develops into something Arthur Kirkland would've never expected. Oneshot. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wildflowers by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
Germany forces Italy to defect to the Allies. They later meet on the battlefield and Germany is injured protecting Italy, and his injuries help reunite the long-lost lovers. *HRE is Germany, GerIta*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Savoy by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Circa 1940: Still-neutral Alfred shows up in war-torn London, and in the live today, die tomorrow atmosphere of the Blitz, Arthur can't see the harm in taking what he wants. UKUS. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Week In The Life Of Americat by Talibra reviews
It's not just the nations that lead bad-ass lives. Background USUK, oneshot, insanely fluffy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Until The War Is Over by Talibra reviews
It's always a shock, meeting your country for the first time. Especially when you're meant to be leading them during WWII. World Leaders of WWII and Allies and Axis centric, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Technical Support by Symbiotific reviews
Arthur, a literature teacher in high school, really really hates the new visualizer. Luckily, Alfred's there to provide him with some technical support.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain
Un Milione di Sogni circa Lei by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
"A Million Dreams about You". Germany haunts the dreams of the young Italian every time he slept. And each time he was there, he would always die.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Default by Symbiotific reviews
Everything else could change with an infinite number of combinations, but for America, England was always the default. Collection of AU drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - England/Britain, America
Mandatory Reassignment by ReverseTango reviews
He is, and always has been, a walking mishap, an inept non-entity, and now, a sub-human, a number, a science project. By the time anyone notices he's gone, it will surely be too late. One-shot, for the kink meme.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Gilbert Beilschmidt, Private Eye by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,872 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Awesome All Along by NoirGrimoir reviews
Prussia thinks Austria is a weak, prissy, totally unawesome aristocrat who deserves to have his vital regions pillaged. But when circumstances bring the two under the same roof, Prussia starts to think that maybe he'd been wrong. PrusAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Prussia, Austria
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Smoker's Lounge by Zo One reviews
It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Cold Hearted Snake by D3athz-C4lling reviews
When Matthew notices that Arthur, his landlord who keeps raising the rent like nobody's business, has the hots for his older brother, a devious idea comes to mind: hook Arthur up. The only problem is that Alfred is not so willing to be an "escort"… AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And So The World Conspired Against Us by OrangePlum reviews
When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Childhood Beliefs by LilFlow reviews
USUK Oneshot. When he was a kid, Alfred believed in a lot of things. Above all, he believed in the fairy boy he met at the end of the street. Done for Day 20 of the USUK Summer Camp Supernatural
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
After the Boys of Summer Have Gone by three-days-late reviews
It's summer, which means it's time for Alfred to bounce around from boyfriend to boyfriend, completely unaware of what's right in front of him. Not that Arthur cares, because they're just friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Debuggen' by DemonFox38 reviews
Every machine is susceptible to errors. This one caused three hundred and sixty deaths.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Sherlock by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Wanting by koneko zero reviews
"The first time Jacuzzi Splot thinks about kissing Nice – properly kissing her, firmly on the mouth rather than bussing her cheek – he is fourteen and a quarter and she is radiant." In which Jacuzzi waits and wants, and might finally find his courage.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Jacuzzi S., Nice H. - Complete
Cluedo by three-days-late reviews
England brings out Clue because of an air raid drill during an Allies meeting. Meanwhile, Colonel Jones tries to solve a murder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A sinking feeling by xNeve reviews
America has come to an unsettling revelation about the long term effects of global warming and, in particular, its impact on England. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Car reviews
America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Suspicious Behaviour by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
America and Russia have been acting strangely friendly with each other lately... England doesn't like it. USUK only, absolutely no real RussiAmerica at all. Just England's imagination going crazy on him again. Pre-relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Invincible by Petaldancer reviews
"Why aren't you dead?" He clenched his fist. "You should have died. You should have lost your very soul!" Sky-blue met toxic green, life met death. "But I didn't." Arthur stopped. "...You will." There once lived a Sorcerer with immense power... AU USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,311 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
By My Side by Iggycat reviews
I'd fallen on the beaches of Normandy. I'd closed my eyes and prepared to die. I'd given up; but one person refused to give up on me. USUK WW2 oneshot Alfred's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill by three-days-late reviews
While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Care and Upkeep of Cats by Last Haven reviews
Before six months ago, Alfred was feeling downright lonely. But then, one day, he heard the sound of a cry over the rain... /Sequel to Anniversary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Soft Shock by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Still, it's a sharp shock to your soft side. /Part I. Post-Portal 2. Spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Complete. Sequel posted.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Floriography: The Language of Flowers by twisted-sheets reviews
US/UK fics about flowers and their meanings. A chance encounter in the kitchen may be the only chance America would ever have to figure what his feelings truly are, and what he really wants. Last chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Useless Parts by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Wheatley's never really understood why humans have so many useless parts. Hair, eyebrows, fingernails...and lips. What did lips do, anyway? Of course, maybe bringing it up around a certain mute lady isn't the best idea... oneshot
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Hostile by dear cecil reviews
Snipers and Spies just weren't made to mix. All they do is fight, fight, fight.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by TheShoelessOne reviews
And when you add a Detective Inspector to the mix... Triquel to Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, DI Lestrade - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Four Questions by FalalalaLa reviews
"How could I recognize this place if it is a different time? Why does everything seem different? Who was that girl? And who are you?" Germany awakes in a strange place as the boy across the well gives him answers. Germany is HRE theory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by Diane Long reviews
A newly dating America and England show each other affection in their own ways during a World Conference.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Anniversary by Last Haven reviews
Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fic: Take My Hand, Knot Your Fingers Through Mine by patster223 reviews
"I know this is an inconvenience for you, but I would really rather you were awake right now, John." John is unconscious, and Sherlock decides to talk to him anyway. Sherlock/John pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Operation L'Amour by Lmuffins reviews
Alfred and Arthur are stuck dancing around each other and can't seem to get together. Arthur makes a deal with Francis in an attempt to get help with the problem, but when Alfred sees them together, he becomes jealous. Written for secret Santa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Enjoyable Evening by 9mm Meg reviews
It's WWII, and Arthur's got the night off on leave. Unfortunately for him, though, Alfred does, too... Slight USUK, T for a little language and a teeny bit of violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Twisty Ties by AshlarKithkanan reviews
England is distracted during America's presentation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
On the Subject of Euphemisms For Bad Sex by rev lady mal reviews
Confessions over dinner, we learn far too much about the sex lives of nations then we probably want to know. Also, loud, obnoxious women at the table next to them makes England lose his stiff upper lip. Characters: America, Canada, England and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Limey and the Tramp by OrangePlum reviews
"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Gentleman and the Pea by Car reviews
Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anything But Elementary by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Danger is Sherlock's life, but this game of Moriarty's pushes it beyond anything else Sherlock and John have ever known. When the game is this deadly, there can only be one winner. And when you're playing for your life, you need something to live for.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,344 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Complicated by Tinstars reviews
England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Angel's Blessings by AshlarKithkanan reviews
It's Valentine's Day and England needs encouragement. UK/US hinted Crowley/Aziraphale
Crossover - Good Omens & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Aziraphale, England/Britain - Complete
Ælfen Rain by AshlarKithkanan reviews
AU Alfred is curious about the boy in the rain. Rated T for violence, death and some angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,518 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Punchclock Villians by Dizzy Mushroom reviews
2Fort is preferable, in someways, to the other locations he could be stationed at. On the other hand, in some ways, he'd rather be anywhere else.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Spy, Sniper
I Messages by Car reviews
It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
International Crisis by frozenpixie reviews
What dire enemy could possibly be holding Germany and Italy hostage in a bathroom? Well, here's a clue: it has eight legs, and rhymes with schmider. Slight Ger/Ita, guest appearances from other 'helpful' nations. Possible crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Advantages of Solitude by Jacquzy reviews
It wasn't a date, and he wasn't lonely, and he didn't fancy him. Certainly not. Main pairing US/UK with brief implied Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Your Words Are Gelignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Swing It by RainKrystal reviews
Ohio is a swing state, and she really just wants to get away this election season. Someone else has other plans, however. Contains OCs, you have been warned. For 15animefreak15.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 389 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Written in the Stars by NostalgicSchemer reviews
Alfred certainly wasn't any knight in shining armor. His tie was crooked, his hair still wet and wind swept, probably from running, his glasses askew and... US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Social Grooming by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!verse. Americat can't reach the spot on the back of his neck while washing so Englandcat offers his services. B-but only because he likes things nice and tidy, you understand!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For The First Time by robingrayson4 reviews
And Arthur does the only thing he could do at the moment. He prays. Despite everything, he can't stop hoping, won't stop hoping and just prays for a miracle. It couldn't end like this, not when the both of them had tried so hard... Not now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hamlet said Much Ado to Romeo and Juliet's Hetalia by dancer4ver reviews
The countries act out some of Shakespeare's greatest works. England is offended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
You Were So Small by General Kitty Girl reviews
Historical fic depicting the events of the American Revolution as America and England come to terms with the rise of the United States and the fall of British America. With England imprisoned in Yorktown, can an solace be found? USUK ** EDITED **
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Crushed by Car reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Worldsmith by puellanerdii reviews
Sent back in time to deal with a mysterious threat to England's nationhood, England and America contend with the undead, the power of language, and their own clashing personalities. USxUK. Also known as the "time travel, Shakespeare, and zombies" fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, America
Those Intangibles by Tinstars reviews
It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nothing Like The Movies by OrangePlum reviews
All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Promise Me by Triangular Prism reviews
"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/1/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Just a Park Bench by OrangePlum reviews
It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't Blink by OrangePlum reviews
There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
An Encounter With An Entrepreneur of Espionage by Zeug reviews
It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spy, Scout, Heavy, Soldier - Complete
You Say Tomato by OrangePlum reviews
England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Victory March by pineapple desu reviews
And, you know, I don't regret a thing. AU, USUK, crackish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pulling the Puppet's Strings by Selkit reviews
The Illusive Man takes a page from the Villain's Book of Traditional Emotional Manipulation Techniques. It doesn't go quite as he planned. Written for the Girl Saves Boy ficathon on LiveJournal. FemShepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2010 - J. Garson, Illusive Man - Complete
You Were Great by patster223 reviews
War. That's it, isn't it? You're in a war. You almost laugh, but then you remember that half a building is currently resting on top of you and you refrain from expressing your incredulity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Want Him by TechnoRanma reviews
USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just This Once by Khilari reviews
Andy's worked out who left the message for his toys to be donated and he'd like an explanation.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Woody, Andy D. - Complete
One night of the drop of rain by Kanashiki reviews
LU in order to discover it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Engaged by RobinRocks reviews
America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Murphy's Law by PhantomMemories reviews
DeAnon from Kink MeMe: America is attacked by an ordinary human: Cue England's call to heroism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 316 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awesome Advice by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,362 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Prussia - Complete
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Trading Midnight Promises by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As strong as Germany is, even he needs to be held sometimes. And who better to seek comfort from than the cute little Italian who always seems to find a way to sneak into his bed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
That's When You Know by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 389 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Let Your Dreams Flood In by vinnie2757 reviews
In which Alfred watches Arthur sleeping away a lazy Wednesday afternoon, idly musing and thinking his affection one-sided. It isn't. Gentle, breathy USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Trustworthy Pirate by xmystorytime reviews
The fairies claim it wasn't their fault. England's inclined to disagree. Either way, two of his former colonies have been sent back in time and both are in for one hell of a ride. 'DON'T LET THIS BE A DREAM WHERE I WAKE UP IN A DRESS OH GOD I CANT LOOK.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Canada, America
Growing to… by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*GerIta* Germany is forced to come to terms with Italy's feelings for him, but war has subtle ways to interfere. Forced to switch sides due to his brother and against his will, Italy unwillingly delivers the worst kind of betrayal Germany has ever felt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Someone is Checking You Out! by Car reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Picking up a Brit in Eight Easy Steps by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seduction: The English Way by Equif reviews
In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Keep your cool! by OrbitalStreet reviews
USxUK One-shot. When England makes a bet with America he's prepared to endure pretty much everything in order to win!…Well, pretty much everything… Rated T because of some boyxboy and some swearing! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread by WarlordFil reviews
Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Bound Together by randomfics reviews
Being scammed on a house wasn't planned. Neither was the six foot tall, scary Swedish man that apparently got scammed into the same thing. Too bad they were stuck together. -Complete-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,114 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The End Of Dustbowl by RadarRun reviews
Servers wear down. Subscribers lose interest. But what will happen in Dustbowl whenever Team Fortress 2 finally closes down?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010
Modus Operandi by Pereprin reviews
Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Ohio, Idaho, or Iowa? by 15animefreak15 reviews
Includes state OCs, light MichiganxOhio. Rated for language and violence. Everyone keeps getting Ohio's name wrong, and the temperamental country is high-strung enough over insults. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the boiling point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
An Histrionic Afternoon by Koi Fish reviews
If atlases are the Hetalian dirty magazines, what does that make geographic documentaries...? USUK, with hints of a lemon on the horizon, but nothing explicit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reasons by Atiaran reviews
Fem!Shepard discusses some things with Garrus. Set before the Sidonis mission. Friendship fic that can possibly be seen as pre-romance. Shepard identifiers: Fem!Shep; Earthborn, Sole Survivor, Paragon.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The World is Not Enough by White Mizerable reviews
The first time Agent Arthur Kirkland met Doctor Alfred Jones, he was not impressed. James Bond/Indiana Jones AU. Non-graphic sexual references. USUK, AlfredxArthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Waking Up Is The Hardest Part by AiriKatsu reviews
#1 of WWII One-shots: They drown in their guilt after the betrayal and horror WWII brought to the world, and they don't know how they will ever face each other again. They know they should stay away, but love dictates they can't. Germany/N.Italy L/F
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Al and Artie do Blackpool by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Novella Length and complete. It’s time for Arthur’s annual holiday, only money is a tad short: Blackpool it is then. Still, if Arthur’s going to England’s Capital City for Tackiness, he’s taking somebody else down with him. Poor Alfred. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,674 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Optimistic Thinking Can Only Go So Far by EmbracingYourFreak reviews
Arthur is at wits end and is in desperate need for some happiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Science Fiction by ElapsingSpiral reviews
When Alfred looks back on his youth now, he realises that Arthur was the Doctor...Arthur has never been in any doubt that Alfred is Captain James T. Kirk." - Character study. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What Do We Have Here Then? by ElapsingSpiral reviews
No explanation will be adequate. A drunken Arthur is very fond of his constabulary. The constabulary is not very fond of Arthur. Crack, utter. Swearing, groping, traumatised policemen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain
Breakfast at Arthur's by Lady Charity reviews
They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Two Nations A Z by RainKrystal reviews
The "Special Relationship" from A - Z.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Everywhere But Here by Houkou Ookami reviews
In which a dreadfully misguided American manages to consider asking out nearly everyone but the person he actually fancies. USUK and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,720 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Avoidance by Gin-inu reviews
It took nearly three months before England realized America was avoiding him. And he didn't like it. Not one bit. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dispenser Down by Applecup reviews
All the BLU Dispenser ever wanted was to be useful to its team...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Writing Sweet Nothings by Gosangoku reviews
Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unforseen Results by Robias reviews
That's what you get for naming a place the 'Virgin Islands' in a world like in Hetalia. US/UK, Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On The Failings Of Dating A Single Parent by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
How would that look if he lost his temper with the child of someone he was trying to impress? It wouldn’t look good at all was how it would look.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,097 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - England/Britain, America
Executive Residence by Car reviews
“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's all nice and cute to work at the UN… not by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Here comes the candle by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strongest by McMuffinDragon reviews
Continuation of "England's Plan to be the Strongest" Turns out he doesn't need to be strongest after all
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Chocolate Dilemma by Shatterdoll reviews
For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Perils of Unexpected Visitors by saramon reviews
In which America shows up at England's house and expects to stay. Of course that's ridiculous, and of course England isn't going to let him - unless he is. This can't end well - unless it can. USxUK. Christmas-themed and full of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,573 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - America, England/Britain
Silence by Koi Fish reviews
America refuses to be still, never silent, because when nothing else is left, there are only his thoughts and the dark things he tries so hard to keep from dragging him down. America's thoughts, slight USUK spin. Maybe OOC. Rated for tone, not actions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
Things They Never Warned You About Internet by ArdiChok3 reviews
Computers never really caught the interest of England on the account that it was much too capable of causing brain damage. But when England finally bought his first one, he actually felt pleased with the invention. That was, until America interfered.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Le Morte d'Arthur by RobinRocks reviews
FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Counting Kisses by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unexpected by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
America gets an unexpected surprise when he sees England ironing... AmericaxEngland if you squint, ficlet, humour
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Photographic Evidence by fynnorian reviews
England loses a bet and has to go to the World Summit in his pirate getup, complete with mannerisms. America finds this development unexpectedly attractive. England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Still Don't Believe You by Night Train reviews
When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/25/2009 - America - Complete
Crooked Teeth by me malum reviews
USUK twoshot. Even when they fought it and ignored it, there was a link bewteen the two nations that wouldn't break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rinse Away by Lizard Pie reviews
In the aftermath of the Valentine special, Germany takes time in the shower to try and piece together exactly what happened to what he felt had been real love. One sided Gertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
United by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'd rather read the funnies by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - France - Complete
The Victory Kiss by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
America is an Anglophile by Namada K reviews
America, have you been watching TV all day long? Because if you have," England’s face brightened into the scariest grin America had ever seen on anyone, including Russia. "Why then, America, I would have to KILL YOU."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Arthur's Phases by Smrtypantz reviews
You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - England/Britain, America
Heroic by Eerps reviews
Alfred likes most movies, but generally not the ones which make him ponder the nature of his being.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
From Far and Wide by Eerps reviews
Canada's invisible, forgettable, often mistaken for his brother... and these times the other countries thought of him, he wasn't even in the room!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Canada
Yesterday's Promises by Hikari Kaitou reviews
An attempt to clean out his storage room leads England to remember a forgotten promise he made to little!America. He decides to finally make good on his word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'm sorry, was there not enough sex in it for you? by VIITheChariot reviews
Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
Of Cake and Roman Candles by PolkaDottd reviews
England is civil and cheerful at America's 233rd birthday. It seems like he has finally come to terms with the Revolutionary War centuries ago. So why does that make America upset? USxUK, rated T for language. Ignore the lame title.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Phone Calls by pretense reviews
Alfred’s birthday is drawing nearer once again, and he pretty much dreads that a certain nation isn’t going to show up… again. What’s a hero to do? Call up reinforcement, of course! US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We Say It The Same Way by AnimeDutchess reviews
USxUK, A collection of oneshots focusing on America and England. Chapter 7: Tea, lemonade, a heatwave, and memories. Just take it off already, England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - America, England/Britain
F is for by Miss Chelle reviews
In which America reveals his middle name to England. Crack one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
By Your Side by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Arthur falls sick with a serious case of pneumonia. Alfred takes it upon himself to help his friend get better, definitely setting them up for unintentional trouble. Fluff, AmericaxEngland. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Take Me Home by murderofonerose reviews
The only things keeping the Bentley on the road were a string of increasingly desperate miracles and sheer force of will. Slight hurt/comfort.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Uncertainty by aftercolony reviews
USA/UK, fluff -- America goes to play a prank on England, only to come out with something completely unexpected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dealing With Affection for a Brother by DarthAnimus reviews
A wedding or, rather, it's aftermath. USxUK, FrancexCanada, SpainxRomano, Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Consideration by DarthAnimus reviews
USxUK: Alfred did not know what he had done to upset Arthur this time, but he was going to set things right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
What Once Was by LCAAS reviews
Sometimes, England dreams of what went before or, A Dream of the World that Was
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
With a Little Help From My Friends by Canadino reviews
The Beatles were relatively famous in America. Could it possibly have anything to do with England? Maybe? ...yes, it does. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Distress Call by Knightfall1138 reviews
Many decisions lie ahead. Most of them pointless.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2009 - J. Garson - Complete
The Middle Name by wolfwriterGingey reviews
What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Losing by Tabii reviews
This started off as just wanting to see how England would react to not being a pirate any more. Then the plot bunnies took over my hands. Hints of USxUK if you squint really hard. Please R and R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 3905 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Through Thick and Thin by Teawaterwader reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have a fantastic talent for getting each other in trouble. Happy end.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Gifts by murderofonerose reviews
In the end, surprisingly, no one made much of a fuss. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Trust, Charity, & the Fine Art of Incompetence by freudian fuckup reviews
In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Leading Man by sarcastic rabbit reviews
Jon thinks he's a movie star. No, not really. It’s turning out to be another one of those days where it’s really, really good to be him.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Flash to the Rescue! by dwparsnip reviews
Flash saves the day for Bruce and Diana.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Stakeout by Djinn1 reviews
Because, at the end of the day, Batman is still just a guy. BM & WW fic.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Trinity Schminity by Djinn1 reviews
A very goofy look at the Trinity. And a MUCH lighter one than the
last outing. : )
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2005
Mercy by Ansuz reviews
After Aku spares Jack's life, even against his better judgement, he is forced to concede that something is amiss. A one shot, Aku-centric fic. Sweet in a twisted and morbid kind of way.
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete
Snowdrops and Bluebells by Regina L reviews
Eowyn's growing friendship with Merry in the Houses of Healing begins to unthaw other feelings in her heart as well. A detailing of the Eowyn & Faramir courtship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Haunted by Ugly-Girl reviews
When Batman won't save himself, Diana decides to take matters into her own hands. Sappy shipfic warning. Finally moved it from DC Superheroes section. Finished.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,242 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2003
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/24/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Boring Through and Through reviews
"Today's adventure had begun on the other side of the Atlantic, when America crashed through England's plate glass window, tripped over a stack of paperwork, landed face-first on his desk, and told him in all seriousness that he would not leave until England agreed to go do something fun with him, because he was completely, totally, seriously bored." Friendship/USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Rain, Again reviews
"And so the rain falls, and England thinks of things that were and then weren't, that might have been and now never would and—perhaps—were never there at all." A contemplation of England's special relationship with the rain. 3-parter, songfic, contains USUKUS…maybe. Perhaps. You'll see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Wartime NecessiTea reviews
The time is WWII, and rationing is in effect in Great Britain. England has only one problem with that: *tea* is rationed too, and he can't get nearly enough for his definitely-not-an-addiction. What's he to do? Contains progressively more crack as he's driven mad - let the insani-tea begin! Note: can be construed as having slight US/UK/US in some chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,542 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Red England reviews
America is shocked when England appears in that red jumpsuit - and finds himself unwillingly thinking back on his history with the terrifying man he knows as Red England. Slight UK/US, yay for historical awesomeness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
