Hey all~~! ^_^
Right, so my other Hetalia fic is totally serious at the moment, and so I wanted to write something more light hearted to keep me from going emo :P The result of that is this fic, and so I hope that you can enjoy it :D

Disclaimer: Hetalia is not mine, the fic is though ^.^
Contains: 'Situations', USxUK... or does it? o.O

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It's Not What You Think!

Chapter One- Size Vs. Skill

Italy was making his way back to the meeting room, when he heard it: America and England talking.

He thought this strange at first, because usually the two countries never seemed to be civil with each other, yet he could hear them perfectly and the words being exchanged were anything but angry. Glancing up at a nearby clock and seeing that there were still fifteen minutes left before the meeting reconvened, Italy walked up to the door of the room that the two countries were currently residing in, and started to eavesdrop.

"I still think you're completely insane," England sighed, while America made noises that showed he didn't agree.

"As if dude! You're telling me size doesn't matter?"

"I don't particularly think that size is all that important, skill should be the thing to focus on."

"What? You don't mean that!" America said in disbelief, "So you're saying that you wouldn't rather take in a big one?"

"Like I said, being able to actually use it properly is by far the better option."

"Just cuz yours is tiny!" America laughed, to which Italy heard a 'thunk' sound and America moaning out an "Ouch! No need to hit me dude!"

"Don't be such a child," England said coolly. "I admit that yours is rather sizable, but you do not know how to utilise it properly."

"Of course I do!" the hero protested, "No one is more skillful than me when it comes to that."

"Oh really?" Iggy asked sceptically, before saying, "Hey America, there are still ten minutes of break left. How about we test our little argument. I'll prove to you that skill is far more important than size."

"Only ten minutes?" the other asked doubtfully, "Will that be enough time?"

"Of course it will," the Brit said simply, with the hint of a smirk evident in his voice. "I'll have you in total submission in no time."

"Hah! You wish man! I'll pound you so hard, you'll be begging me to stop."

"Oh I doubt that very much," England chuckled. "Well then, shall we?"

"You bet!"

It was at this point that poor Italy couldn't handle any more and was actually terrified of what was about to happen, so he ran off with a loud "Ve~" in search of Germany, to tell him exactly what he had heard.

"Did you hear something?" England asked his companion as he grabbed his Nintendo DSi.

"Nope," America said simply, powering up his 3DS. "Anyway, I'm gonna show you how great big pokémon are against the stupid puny ones you use!"

"Hey, my pokémon are cute!" the Brit said defensively, "They're the only reason I bother to play this game."

"Whatever, no amount of skill can possibly beat my epic Snorlax!"

"You're beginning to look like a Snorlax what with all the burgers you eat," England mumbled, earning him a barrage of protests from the self proclaimed hero.

"Okay, let's battle!" he shouted enthusiastically.

Meanwhile, Italy was busy telling something to Germany, that had the latter blushing and telling his ally that he must have misunderstood the situation. However, he made a mental note to keep an eye on the two countries, because a world meeting was hardly the place to be doing... well, that.

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Ah, misunderstood situations FTW! \^_^/
Well yeah, like I said before this fic is an outlet for me to get some funny stuff out there, because my other fic has gotten VERY heavy :P I hope you found this at least a little bit amusing, and if you review that would be the bestest thing ever! :D

Well, thanks for reading~! ^.^

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