FUN FACT: I have a joint account with the awesome Kawaii Bishyness! We've written one fic so far. I encourage you all to find the account and read the fic (and review; we are seriously dying for reviews). The account is called FREEDOM HERO and Hatadian because I am the America to her Canada. Our profile's pretty sweet right now. Check it out. (The "Hatadian" part is also explained there.)

Also, I spazz whenever I check my story traffic, because of all the numbers and the different countries. You guys make me smile so hard. Thank you all so much.

I'd love to collab sometime derp. If you want my MSN or Skype, just PM me. I love meeting new people (because then we get inside jokes and we become super-cool /lame). I'm not scary, I swear. And I'm really awkward. So. Herro, I have just arrived in my fantastic boat. (If you get that reference, I love you.)

MY SUPER COOL HETALIA MSN BUDDY GROUP THING for my own reference:
Me: Spain, Iceland, Sweden (America/England, China)
Kathleen: Romano, Prussia, Norway, Finland
Pocha: Mexico, Denmark
Nab: France, Netherlands
Nina: Egypt
Dani: Canada, Italy
Alecks: Japan. Sometimes.
Ruby: MY NEW CANADA WHOM I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND STUFF

Lovely quotes of mine, most from MSN:

"It's CINDERELLA, not RAPERELLA."
―was an English assignment I needed help on; it was "make a Cinderella story" thing, and Kathleen kept suggesting all sorts of weird settings, i.e. meadow with a guy with a shotgun.

"So Lovi, you know how I owned 3/4 of the entire world? They're still mine. Mexico's just in denial."
―as Spain. Ohoho, I'm such a BA Spain.

Spain says:
EVERYONE COMES FROM SPAIN ORIGINALLY
EXCEPT THE RUSSIANS
AND THE AFRICANS
AND THE CHINESE

"I GAVE YOU LIFE―THAT IS, I DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO YOU."
―best quote ever y/y?

Sweden says:
DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE LOVING SOMEONE THAT SEEM IN A RUSH TO THROW YOU AWAY
Vaimo says:
NO
I
I DIDN'T

Spain says:
And now... I shall employ the techniques our forefathers used in times of dire situations... Used for the choice between life and death... Eenie-meenie-miney-moe!

Mukuro says:
ooh
you'll have sunshine feet!
/shot
myou says:
GTFO SPAIN
Mukuro says:
NO WAY.
IT'S COMFY HERE.

Mukuro says:
NOW YOU REALLY ARE SUNSHINE, LOVI

Spain says:
remember
"romano and weight loss"?
yeah, don't be that romano.

Spain says:
WE NEED MORE THAN UNICORN TEARS
WE NEED
Dannie Dorko says:
YES
Spain says:
UNICORN BLOOD
Dannie Dorko says:
LOdasfkj
Spain says:
AND THEIR HORNS
AND MAYBE THEIR TAILS
JESUS WE SHOULD JUST GET AN ENTIRE UNICORN HERE
WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER
CRY, UNICORN, CRY WITH TEARS OF A PHOENIX AND HEAL THIS GIRL'S WOUND
HEAL HER OF THIS DOG-INFLICTED INJURY
Dannie Dorko says:
sdkfjsdg
I'M NOT DYING
MY HAND JUST BURNS
Spain says:
BURNS WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS
Dannie Dorko says:
..everywhere orz
Spain says:
YOU NEED UNICORN-PHOENIX TEARS.
NOW.
... PROBABLY UNICORN MEAT TOO.
―MORE INSIDE JOKES. EXCEPT I'M GENUINELY FREAKING OUT THIS TIME. I need to stop copy-pasting every time I say something remotely funny. ARE MY QUOTES BAD YET?

Spain says:
YOU MUST NEVER, EVER, IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE, SAY "FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART." BECAUSE THEN IT WILL AND YOU WILL HAVE JINXED IT AND NOT EVEN UNICORN-PHOENIX TEARS-BLOOD-MEAT-HORNS CAN SAVE YOU.

【 ησr wαy 】 says:
my head hurts really bad
B(
Iceland says:
IT'S THE GLOBAL WARMING
NOWHERE MAN says:
GLOBAL WARMING
THHE POLAR BEARS
FUUUUUUU
Iceland says:
THINK OF THE POLAR BEARS, CANADA!

Iceland says:
VOTE FOR THE BEST PARTY BECAUSE YOU SEE THIS DOG
alsobecomeonewithicelandkthxbai
MEL says:
waitwhatisicelandgonnabelikethenewRussia
PFFF THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT MAN
Like my salesman strategy today uwu
"Well duh, if you put a smiley face on the paper, MORE PEOPLE WILL BUY SHIRTS"
Iceland says:
LMFAOO
MEL says:
but we only had like six people order SOOOO
Iceland says:
alsonoicelandisgonnabebetterthanrussia--andwillstrikeafterworldwarIII,moreofachancetogetwhathewants
FFFFF
CLEARLY
THAT PLAN FAILED
MEL says:
PFFFNO
It was probably our other business plan
the one where we had the school president and two of his friends male modeling the shirt around campus
I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN A SHIRT JINGLE GDI
Iceland says:
HJVCJ LMFAO
MEL says:
ohofcourse,attackwhentheothercountriesareweakandpatheticuwu
Iceland says:
andthenicelandwillbecomeasuper-powermothafuckaaa
MEL says:
or maybe it was us being creeps and shouting out "YOU THERE
I KNOW YOU WANT A SHIRT"
andawwyeahB)dudeworlddominationy/y
Iceland says:
LOL I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SHIRT
awyesss
andhe'llbeonamoose.
I'MONAMOTHAFUCKINGMOOSE
okay i'll stop
MEL says:
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT A SHIRT, you'd be selling them with us B)
Iceland says:
PFFFFFFFF
MEL says:
asdfghjkl
FFFYESMOOSE
Iceland says:
B)
MEL says:
nah man it's cool :'D
Iceland says:
okay good hurf
MEL says:
uwu do you know the moose's name
eorhioetg
WAIT
THERE'S A CAMP SONG FOR THAT
―hello Mel is amazing. I'm on a moose.

Iceland says:
You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight.
how old are you.
(in your case it would be) 16.
how long have you been 16.
... a while.
i know what you are.
say it... out loud. say it.
sparkly shape-shifting elephant.
are you afraid?
... no.
then ask me the most basic question: what do we eat?
... peanuts.

Me: "We are MIRACLE MU―I-I-I-I was about to say 'miracle mu-mu-mulers'..."
Mel: "... What―hahahaha―"
Me: "Why was I going to say 'miracle mulers'... I-I meant 'miracle workers'..."
―I stutter a lot, Jesus Christ.

[1:27:38 AM] PRINCE CHIBITALIA BELARUS MEL ALMOND IX: may the fates of our mustaches be ever intertwined uwu
―this is Mel, not me. ILU MEL, SRSLY LMFAOOO.

Iceland says:
You are obviously
MEL says:
a bloody git
Iceland says:
--AMERICA, STOP UNZIPPING
MEL says:
I TOLD YOU
Iceland says:
NOT RIGHT NOW
MEL says:
THERE ARE CHILDREN
Iceland says:
IN THE AUDIENCE
MEL says:
Sorry for the
Iceland says:
inconvenience, Captain Hook.
MEL says:
Yarr you too.
Iceland says:
... America, are you
MEL says:
eating a pickle?
Iceland says:
Don't be lewd.
MEL says:
Spit it out
Iceland says:
or I won't
MEL says:
get you a
Iceland says:
birthday present like
MEL says:
last year. Remember
Iceland says:
how you got
MEL says:
an ant farm?
Iceland says:
And then you
MEL says:
broke it and
Iceland says:
the ants crawled
MEL says:
all over your
Iceland says:
kitchen counter? Yeah,
MEL says:
I remember that.
Iceland says:
Don't tempt me.
MEL says:
I will show
Iceland says:
you KINKY, boy.
/SHOT
MEL says:
wejfoiwer LMAO
Don't think I
Iceland says:
won't do you.
MEL says:
I will, just
Iceland says:
let me get
MEL says:
this show over
Iceland says:
with. It's quite
MEL says:
pestering, I know,
Iceland says:
but the reward
MEL says:
Is bloody giant.
*is hoipdoip
Iceland says:
That wasn't funny,
MEL says:
Al, I know
Iceland says:
you, now stop
MEL says:
drinking juice boxes
Iceland says:
before you get
MEL says:
juice box phobia.
Iceland says:
It's possible, Alfred.
MEL says:
Trust me, I
Iceland says:
know it is.
MEL says:
Now, if you'd
Iceland says:
take your pants
MEL says:
off, I believe
Iceland says:
we should start
MEL says:
brewing some tea.
―coolest kids on the block, yo

"You know, he's not as pretty as I thought he'd be."
―the first thing I say after seeing Castiel for the first time on Supernatural.

(insert Mysterious Ticking Noise except "Spain, Spain, Reino de España" for every "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape" and "Romano" as every "Dumbledore!" and "Italy, Italy, Italy Vargas" for everyone else)

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
of course people go shopping in 3 degrees celsius weather
myou is a fag says
and i asked them what goodbye
was
LMAO
YEAH
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
especially when they're finnish
myou is a fag says
SHUT UP
THEY SHOULD BE USE TO IT
OMG
SHUT UP
GOTTA GO GET DOG FOOD
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
used*
myou is a fag says
FOR HANATAMAGO
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
okay
myou is a fag says
AND
GO SHOPPING
FORFOOD
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
uh-huh
you don't buy svi anything?
SORRY I MEAN SU-SAN umu
svi
myou is a fag says
LOL
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
is so
fun
to
say
omg
SVI
myou is a fag says
i
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
SVIIIII
myou is a fag says
would
if
you wanted anything umu
CAUSEYEAH
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
what if i want your love umu
could you buy
THE KEY TO YOUR HEART
/sparkle sparkle
myou is a fag says
why would i buy the own key to my heart
the money would just circulate back to me /o_o
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
your fairy godmother has it man
myou is a fag says
gosh su-san
SHUT UP
MAN
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo says
you'd need to buy it
and then... yeah...
―she wanted this on here, and I can't deny m'w'fe anything

Spain Fernandez Carriedo saysi
i
fu
fuuuuuu
why is it
that when i stop being friends with someone
they make the best things ever that make me want to "/GLEE" so freaking hard?
except i can't because we are not on speaking terms and since they are still friends with someone i don't like that person will undoubtedly see it and make fun of it and be like "haha aren't you glad we aren't friends with her anymore? what a loser"
and then i would spend the rest of my days a shriveled remnant of what i once was
and i would be a VEGETABLE.
myou ffshshdkjf says
kfdk
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
not even a good one. just a regular, living, breathing, brain-dead vegetable.
BECAUSE OF THAT SAD OCCURRENCE
and then i would die violently
not quietly like in movies
but i would writhe and gurgle and my eyes would roll up and i would probably drool and then i would make dying seal noises
and then i would die
twisted in a position previously unknown to man
and they wouldn't even have the grace to come and make fun of me at my funeral
they would catch word of my death and laugh together
and never give another thought to what i once was ever again
myou ffshshdkjf says
you should just
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
and then i would perish as easily as a brittle leaf in the wind or snow in a hot midsummer's noon
myou ffshshdkjf says
write a novel
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
but that would take the fun out of it
and besides they would laugh over it, too
or just ignore it completely
"oh, did we know them before? i don't remember. i'm sure they were pretty lame, if we can't even remember them."
and everyone that supposedly cares about me on the internet
would forget my very existence
and then even my memory would die
after my body has gone with the wind
and that is the saddest fate i can think of.
―I overreact. But these words? Totally sincere.

Sparkles says
isn't california like, american?
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
yes LMAO
but i wasn't sure
'cause
Sparkles says
...D: -SPAZZES-
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
y'know
california
canada
same thing
almost
sob
Sparkles says
WHAT THE HELL
CANADA TOPS
:I
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
no
canada is america's hat
Sparkles says
canada's on top of america
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
but no where near florida
nowhere* wtf me
Sparkles says
LOL
i actually suck at geography
so i have no idea where florida is
except taht there's disneyladn there
dineyland
disneyland
holy shit
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
no
NO
WHY
WHYYY
i would fall to my knees
except i'm sitting down
florida
Sparkles says
LOL
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
is the bottom of americaSparkles says
...oh
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
at the bottomSparkles says
...LOL
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
also thought of as his dick
yeah.
Sparkles says
...mhmm...
i always thought they'd call it the empire state building
but i guess not
―me: Spain. Kawaii Bishyness: Sparkles. We are so boss.

Me: I don't really like Fr... Fruck? /attempting to say "FrUK"/ Frook? Fruitcake?
Ruby (Kawaii Bishyness): What?
Me: /SOB/ I'M TRYING TO SAY F-R-U-K
Ruby: It's "Fruck", bro
―more or less direct quotes from Ruby and I's first phone convo. (She keeps saying she's awkward, BUT SHE'S NOT. If anything, I'm the awkward penguin! We had some memorable quotes from the convo, such as questioning who Canada's REAL parents were, but this FrUK one made me smile the most. ALSO RUBY IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER, AND THE BEST CANADIAN BRO. GO CHECK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.)

Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
they also have a love affair with the letter u or something
Sparkles says
LOLWTF
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
honour
rumour
Sparkles says
ohh
yeah
you scared me for a second xD
canadian english is like that too
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
wh
GOD
STOP STEALING OUR BROTHER'S LANGUAGE
Sparkles says
LOLOL
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
HE'S JUST YOUR CREEPY UNCLE
Sparkles says
HE'S THE DAD
LOL
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
WE'RE CLOSER TO HIM THAN YOU
Sparkles says
.../RAGE FACE IS RAGE
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
SO STOP TAKING HIS GD LANGUAGE FROM US
AMERICA DOES NOT APPROVE
Sparkles says
SHIT
WHAT IS THIS
I CAN'T THINK OF AN INSULT
I BLAME IT ALL ON YOU
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
YOU ARE, AFTER ALL, JUST AMERICA'S HAT
THEREFORE
Sparkles says
ARGH 8U
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
I
THROW
YOU
ON
THE
GROUND
Sparkles says
DAMN RAPIST
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
and america wins again
SHUT UP LMAO
Sparkles says
XDD
Usually i can think of SOMETHING
ARGH
/is pissed
LOL
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
i think
my awesomeness
just defeated you
B)
Sparkles saysyou
lost
the
game
8U
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
your face
is on the floor
i
and then i
THREW YOU ON THE GROUND... AGAIN
fuck you cry
i am
not making sense

Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
because what i'm about to paste
is related to it OKAY
this is from tweek's tumblr
Oh my god. Just think about this for a sec in a whole other dynamic.
Twilight is truly about a trouble little boy who has come up with a fantasy universe where is family is functional in order to cope with the shittiness of the world. His only vice is his Mrs Potato head, his most treasured toy. The story is written from the Potato Head’s perspective to hood the entire story as a teen romance, wh
hold on fml
when really, it’s a boy who violates his toys due to his troubled lifestyle and sparkly skin.
YOU WILL NEVER THINK OF THIS THE SAME WAY AGAIN
yeah
yeah.
nina says
LOL
seriously?!
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
yer
nina says
that is...
GENIUS
no we can bring terror to all the fangirls
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
yes LMAO
nina says
the conflict will be so intense that we need to go to court
in the end we win the case
B)
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
i get the feeling there will be a vampires suck 2
featuring this
and it will be amazing
even if we have to make it ourselves
nina says
OH GOD YESSSS
it'll be all
"ONE DAY... THERE WAS A SICK LITTLE BOI"
"HIS NAME WAS ED"
idk
i can't think of anything else
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
"he... loved toys. he loved them very much. his favorite one was a Potato Head, whom he named Bella."
"he played games with Bella. he had the most fun he'd had in a century! but it was a lonely business, and so, he decided he'd do more than play with a Potato Head. He would create his own ALTERNATE REALITY."
nina says
-inser inception music here-
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
"in this alternate reality, Bella was his love interest. she was plain, but also the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. he did dirty things to her, things he had only dreamed of, and all the while, it was simply a Potato Head, and nothing more."
"when his family found out, they took Bella away; he cried and went to Italy to commit suicide. BUT THEN! his sister Alice followed him with Bella, and it was all better after that."
"his dog, jacob, also loved Bella. Ed really did not want to know what Jacob did with Bella. so he bought a new, smaller Potato Head for Jacob to play with. It was like Bella had given birth."
"Jacob liked this new Potato Head very much. They lived happily ever after with their Potato Heads."
the end
nina says
LOL
how wonderful
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
yer
i think it was the most inspiring thing i've said all day
nina says
if this ever turns into a movie
morgan freeman needs to be in it
Spain Fernandez Carriedo says
yes LMAO
nina says
it'll be one of those movie when you cry LOL
BECAUSE MORGAN FREEMAN IS IN IT
―Tweek is "lonahtem" on several sites. Look him up; he's awesome, and has a great sense of humor! (I'm sort of glad he'll never see this. If he did, he'd take me as a creep.) The picture it was about is from "reasoningwithvampires," another Tumblr. I was sharing it with my friend, and then we got all this awesome crap down, so I needed to include the source and stuff so you guys aren't like "lolwhat." (This is probably the derpiest attempt at "copyright" ever, isn't it?)

Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
i swear, i have a bladder like a guy's
can't hold it in
D:
Alfred Jones says
ftm bladder
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
er hur
/has no idea what that stands for
Alfred Jones says
female to male
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
LOL
wow
Alfred Jones says
it's used when talking about transgendered people
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
WOW
THANKS A LOT
Alfred Jones says
THAT'S WHY
THERE'S
"BLADDER"
AFTER IT
SO IT'S JUST YOUR BLADDER I'M TALKING ABOUT
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
FFFFFF-
Alfred Jones says
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SAYING YOU HAVE A DICK IN YOUR HEAD
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
LOLWTF
WHY ON MY HEAD
Alfred Jones says
if taken literally that would be weirdSparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
yeas
Alfred Jones says
IN YOUR HEAD
NOT
ON IT
OH MY GOD
THE IMAGE
SO DISTURBING
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
OMFG
SHUT UP
Alfred Jones says
YOU'RE A REGULAR UNICORN, MATTIE
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
SHUT UP /NOW/
Alfred Jones saysthis goes on your profile
now
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
you read my mind
i was copying and pasting already
Alfred Jones says
fuck yeah.
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
SHIT
IT WON'T
UPDATE
Alfred Jones says
yes it will OMG JHXCHJ
NO
IT MUST
OH MY GOD
WHY IS IT TRYING TO STOP US!11
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
IKRRR!
FUCK YOU FF . NET
Alfred Jones says
IT MUST WORK AAJHFCHJX
CAN'T STOP US
WE'RE
TEAM
NORTH
AMERICA
NO ONE
STOPS NORTH AMERICA
NO ONE
MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M THE ONE THAT KICKS EVERYONE'S ASS
BUT YEAH
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
8U
WTF
Alfred Jones says
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S KICKASS AT HOCKEY
JUST
USE YOUR HOCKEY STICK
AND JUST
HIT
OR SOMETHING
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
WEL
YOU USED TO BE A COWBOY
USE YOUR PISTOL
OR SOMETHING
Alfred Jones says
A HOCKEY STICK IS MORE "IN YOUR FACE"
I DON'T WANT TO KILL
I JUST
WANT IT
TO UPDATE
GOD MATTIE!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
WHAT WAS /I/ THINKING?! OH THAT'S RICH, COMING FROM YOU
SINCE YOU BARELY THINK AT ALL
DAMMIT, I'M THE SMART ONE OUT OF US
Alfred Jones says
DO YOU HAVE A "CANADA, FUCK YEAH" SONG?
NO?
DIDN'T THINK SO
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
GO SEARCH IT UP ON YOUTUBE BETCH
Alfred Jones says
IT'S JUST AN ADAPTION OF MINE, FUCKER
YOU'RE ALWAYS TAKING MY THINGS
GOD MATTIE
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
OH MY FUCKING-
Alfred Jones says
BURNING DOWN MY WHITE HOUSE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU, WAS IT?!
YOU JUST HAD TO GO
AND GIVE US
SHIT
LIKE
ISN'T JUSTIN BIEBER CANADIAN?
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN RELATED TO YOU
Alfred Jones says
BEIBER
IDK
BECAUSE
LIFE HATES YOU
PEOPLE WOULD THINK
YOU'D BE PROUD
TO HAVE A BRO AS AWESOME AS ME
BUT NO
ALL YOU DO IS WHINE, WHINE, WHINE
WELL SORRY YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPARE TO MY AWESOMENESS!
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
I HATE YOU DAMMIT
Alfred Jones says
HATE YOU TOO, BRO
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
I FUCKING /HATE/ YOU
Alfred Jones says
WE ARE NO LONGER
BROSEFS
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
...WTF
IS THAT
Alfred Jones says
BROSEFS=THE BEST KIND OF BRO THERE IS
AND YOU
ARE NO LONGER
MY BROSEF
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
aw
now i feel kinda sad
LOL
/OOC
Alfred Jones says
lmao canada and america make up in the end anyway
i mean, america forgave canada for burning down his white house!
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
LOL
i didn't even know canada burned down america's white house
/is very out of it
Alfred Jones says
war of 1812
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
OH
jesus
i thought it was recently
Alfred Jones says
nawWAIT
I THOUGHT
I WAS THE STUPID ONE?
MATTIE
STOP TAKING
MY JOB
AWAY FROM ME
IF I'M THOUGHT OF AS THE SMART ONE
THEY'LL KNOW OF OUR PLAN
AND WE DON'T WANT THAT
/DO/ WE
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
NO
NO WE DON'T
/COPYING AND PASTING THIS SHIT
Alfred Jones says
DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHAT OUR PLAN IS?
/fuck yeah
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
/WE HAD A PLAN?!
Alfred Jones says
YES OMG
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?!
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH HAMBURGERS AND ALL THINGS MAPLE
AND FREEDOM
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
RIGHT
AND HOW EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA DO THAT
Alfred Jones says
DUDE
WE'VE ALREADY INFECTED THE WORLD
WITH MAPLE SYRUP AND AMERICANISM
WE'VE ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED 20% OF IT
i mean seriously
we cooked up this plan what
a century ago?
―yo bros, I'm Alfred. Changed just for my (new) Canada.

Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
LOLOL
yup
i'm going to cuba
tomorrow
Alfred Jones says
omg
i remember now
mattie and cuba
are you guys
going to like
share a tub of ice cream
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
i knew you were gonna say something like that
Alfred Jones says
no you didn't
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
yes i did
YES I DO
Alfred Jones says
YOU DON'T KNOW ME BRO
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
DAMMIT ALFRED, WE'RE BROTHERS
Alfred Jones says
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY /PAIN/
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
YOU ARE RETARDED.
Alfred Jones says
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIINNNNN
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
but yes, i knew you were going to say something about cuba
WHAT, MAGGOTS?!
Alfred Jones says
NO
GOD MATTIE
IT'S A SONG
IF I'M GOING TO USE EMO SONGS, AT LEAST KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
IF YOU GOTTA SING A SONG, SING SOMETHING FROM THE LONELY ISLAND
OR SOMETHING /CANADIAN/
Alfred Jones says
LOCK EYES
FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
DOWN MY DRINK
WHILE THE RHYTHMS BOOM
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
LOLOL
Alfred Jones says
TAKE YOUR HAND AND SKIP THE NAME
NO NEED HERE FOR THE SILLY GAMES
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
YOU ACTUALLY ARE

Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
OMG
i feel so honoured
/reading your profile
Alfred Jones says
you should
you hatadian
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
...OMFG
WTF
Alfred Jones says
combined hat and canadian
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
I KNOW
I'M NOT AN IDIOT
omg
one time
Alfred Jones says
could've fooled me
/shot
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
my husband was trying tos ay canadian
but then she was like
Alfred Jones says
uh-huh
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
CANIDIOT
Alfred Jones says
JHFJHC
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
and then i was like
WTF
CANADIAN IDIOT
PFFT
Alfred Jones says
canidiot
would've sounded like
can an idiot
to me
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
...woooo
sounds sexual
/SHOT
Alfred Jones says
oh baby
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
CAN ME
xDD
Alfred Jones says
can me harder ooo canada ooo
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
xDD
wow
code word!
C:
Alfred Jones says
another one
man we sure like code words
or might i say
SAFE words?
/get it get it
Sparkles LIKE A BOSS 8U says
LOLOL
YES

Me: /turns bathtub handles so the water stops, walks out/ I have saved you all from drowning from bath water.
Family: /ignore
Me: No need to thank me. /inner tear
Dad: Good.
Me: Yeah, I don't need to be thanked for saving your lives...

SPAIN'S DRAMA CD
OH MY GOD
THE SPANISH IS FUCKING SEXY, BROS.

Hey. I don't know if anyone will see this, but it should be fairly obvious by now that I've abandoned this account. I lost interest in Hetalia about a year ago. Sorry. Someday I might work on HTWAT again, but I highly doubt it. Also, for anyone still interested in the "contest", I was thirteen at the time of writing it. What a surprise!

So, yeah. Sorry to everyone who loved my multi-chapter fics.