Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU

Various countries encountering and contemplating death throughout their lives and trying to figure out what death means to someone who experiences it themselves fleetingly, but will outlive most they meet. Warnings: Gore, Temporary character death, War, Permanent OC death

A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

Merlin is severely injured after a duel with an evil sorcerer over the magical Amulet of Avalon. He returns to Camelot wounded and losing blood. He is successful in claiming back the Amulet of Avalon from the clutches of evil, but the story doesn't end there. Marked by a ferocious gargoyle, Merlin fights to keep himself and Arthur safe.

Short stories about a pair of nations, united in more ways than one. A collection of AmericaxEngland fics spanning many genres. Fifth fic up: A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes

A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.

Fr/UK-UK/Fr:'The Domestic and Incredibly Mundane Existence of Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy'- is the full title but it doesn't fit. A collection of snapshots of Arthur and Francis through their domestic and incredibly mundane existence. -human names- AU

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

You found me and then they took you away from me. I am going to find you and keep you to myself, even if you are not who you used to be. US/UK.

A collection of one-shots focused upon the lives of several of the characters from Merlin. Chapter 31: Camelot is a castle of secrets and slowly, Gwen is drowning.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU

Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.

After years refusing every prospective guardian that is offered to him, Arthur the mage is given one last chance in the form of Alfred, a warrior newly graduated from the Warrior's Academy. If he doesn't make this work, his life will be changed forever.

Cradle and all. An alternate timeline in which the tiniest of mistakes can change history. UKUS.

America is sent into a world where the American Revolution failed after Japan's new teleportation machine goes awry. US/UK, Germany/France

There once was a solitary Queen who sat upon his throne and was going to marry a man he didn't love, and a Gardener who loved him dearly. The Queen told The Gardener that miracles didn't exist, and The Gardener proved him wrong. USUK three-shot

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Six days until Christmas. Six USUK/UKUS prompts to count them down - oh, and you guys were the ones that picked them. All aboard the HMS USUK Failboat for some lulzy - and not so lulzy - shipping fun!

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

Peter Pan!AU. When a boy who Arthur has always believed to be merely a character in his fairy tales flies in through his window the night before his eighteenth birthday, Arthur finds himself whisked away to a land of never growing up. America/England

England has a tough time caring for America and Canada, but he wouldn't leave his boys for anything Kink meme deanon

Germany is stressed and can't sleep. He wants to ask Prussia if he'd mind sharing his bed, but he's afraid Prussia will mock him. Perhaps Prussia cares more about his little brother's well-being than he lets on, though.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

On his sixteenth birthday, Arthur Kirkland makes one last wish before he has to grow up. Little does he know that his actions will inspire the journey of someone an ocean away. Magic is only good if it can be shared. AU. Two-shot.

Centuries of people being terrified at the sight of his face has proven harmful to Sweden's self-esteem. It's up to Finland to reassure him that he's wonderful the way he is.

Only one person matters. Time moves on, the ticking continues, and the search goes on eternally. Each time he'll be found, and each time, the King will do what needs to be done to bring his Queen home. Sequel of Impeccable.

Francis had been making something all morning, and Canada felt nervous in a way he couldn't quite explain. Then things started going wrong. France/Canada

Alfred is exhausted and weary from carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders and Arthur is there to give him some TLC and build him back up.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.

Happy accident. Bit of bad luck. Briefly a miracle. UKCan. A serious attempt at the phenomenon of mpreg.

*As seen on the Hetalia Kink Meme* Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy... 1939. England and America's son wants nothing more than to serve in the RAF. 1940. He gets his wish. Contains: Mpreg

The Bonnefoy Mansion is known to be a very alluringly beautiful yet mysterious place. Is it all just beauty, or is there something beastly hidden beneath all those red roses?

France gets Young!Canada dressed up for their winter walk. Human AU.

While gardening roses with France, Canada accidentally lands in a patch of them. Cue fluffy first-aid. France/Canada.

Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU

USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.

Upon his death, Francis is left at a crossroads. Too kind for hell, too promiscuous for heaven, there is but one way to decide his fate: a cosmic wager that he can win his love again and prove it true, even in the body of Arthur's much reviled ex.

Modern AU. A re-imagining of the Little Mermaid fairytale.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU

America struggles to find solace after civilization crumbles in a post-apocalyptic world. My take on the classic "Aliens invade planet earth" set up. Rated M for language & violence.

The aftermath of the financial crisis is not a pretty sight. America doesn't want anyone to come over anymore, and England just wants to know why.

AU. When you have two dads and one jerk of a brother who all live in a rundown English pub, "meet the family" nights are not just awkward - they're horrifying. A PruCan high school story. Yes, another one! Yes I'm very serious.

If Arthur and Eames had been the ones who got stuck in limbo.

Retired Wing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Air Force had no time or patience for strays and vagabonds, of the four-legged variety or otherwise.

It's their wedding anniversary, and England has a meaningful surprise for America.

USUK. "And yet," Arthur replies, "I was bewitched for so long." Arthur loses his virginity to Alfred and giving up the ability to see his fairies and unicorns was the price he had to pay for choosing a different kind of love.

Prequel to Public Displays of Affection. Early in their relationship, Alfred and Arthur get ready for work together and have to share a bathroom. Politeness gives way to irritation which gives way to snuggles. Romantic and cracky!

Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.

America and England have a date night with a bittersweet ending that will fade into memory. Character death warning.

A newly dating America and England show each other affection in their own ways during a World Conference.

The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?

France/England: A fight with Francis leaves Arthur so angry he cuts him out of the family photos. Alfred and Matthew find out and go about putting them back together and things are right again. -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU

England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU

England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU

England and America are late for a meeting. A discussion about socks ensues. A late birthday present for Nasty Show.

1: Finland isn't feeling well and just wants to be held. 2: Sweden is determined to give Finland his birthday present, even if it means dragging himself to school when he has a bad cold.

The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating and Ludwig decides to bring Feli home to meet his dad and brother. He just wants a nice meal with everyone but Gilbert is bent on embarrassing him in front of Feli with stories from Ludwig's childhood.

For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand

Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

AU. One day Arthur receives the strangest miscall of his life from an American named Alfred. He doesn't think too much about it...until he calls back the next day.

It was a strange way to spend a vacation, but for some reason- this place, this ranch so far from any city, was a wonderful, albeit unique, place for England to relax. Well, outside fretting over America's entry in a rodeo, that is. USUK

The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.

Kurt already had to deal with the Warblers' Christmas concert and losing Blaine's attention. It didn't help in the slightest that somebody spiked the punch. An outtake from "Someday You Will Be Loved." Klaine. COMPLETE.

If Arthur isn't getting any, neither is Alfred. That's why, for the sake of their love life, its up to him and Matthew to make sure Arthur finds someone and gets some. Enter Francis. Lets hope this works. AU, Alfred/Matthew, Arthur/Francis

Sweden and Finland exchanged a look, so used to their winter storms and so accustomed to one another that they didn't need a single word to know exactly what to do. Finland/Sweden

Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.

Canada has the perfect trip planned for Christmas Eve, and everything's going great. That is, until their car stalls out over fifty miles from the nearest town in the middle of the Yukon. France/Canada.

Marmite is certainly an acquired taste...

Nekotalia, Human AU. Francis' cat takes an interest in Matthew's cat, which leads to Francis finally noticing the cute and shy neighbor who's loved him all along. France/Canada, USUK, Francat/Canacat, Americat/Englandcat.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

And so, that is how Norway found himself down with a terrible cold and under the irritating care of Denmark, the world's worst doctor. DenNor

Nekotalia!verse. Americat can't reach the spot on the back of his neck while washing so Englandcat offers his services. B-but only because he likes things nice and tidy, you understand!

Sealand is England's rape baby, and when he finds his other father, Sealand's going to kill him. Contains mentions of male/male rape, child neglect. Contains foul language and themes not suitable for children. Undertones of past FrUK.

When Kurt disappears in the middle of the night from his Dalton dormitory, Blaine sets out to find him, along with several Warblers.

Historical fic depicting the events of the American Revolution as America and England come to terms with the rise of the United States and the fall of British America. With England imprisoned in Yorktown, can an solace be found? USUK ** EDITED **

Blaine's thoughts about Dalton and Kurt's audition

"Really, out of everything, not to be a hero, not to solve global climate change; all he wants is flat." AU Arthur/Alfred Ivan/Alfred Ivan/Arthur. Anorexia and bulimia centered.

In many ways, the ones that mattered the most, Pavarotti ended up being Kurt's greatest confidant. Kurt wasn't sure what that said about him. And Blaine, he was just worried.

It's Kurt's first day at Dalton, away from McKinley. Everyone's just glad he's okay...but Puck takes it seriously. Maybe too seriously. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

When President Lincoln declares the national holiday of Thanksgiving in 1863, his youngest son, Tad, and America have to seek a pardon for the turkey they've befriended.

Blaine/Kurt, AU : Blaine wasn't sure of what the Hunters had captured when they came back. But in the end, he fell for its spell-as all men who had gazed upon a wood nymph had been.

Kurt has a phobia, and Puck proves that he can truly be a decent person, when the opportunity calls for it.

All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.

Canada tries to teach France to skate. He fails, but learns exactly what France thinks of him.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

UKUS/USUK. Time and time again he could sit with him in No Man's Land, holding his hand as he died another assembly-line death. America, England and a WWII goodbye.

America has gotten drunk. The problem? He gets really uncontrollable with his physical strength. Those with him decide to lay this problem on the only one who can physically control him: Russia. Who wasn't even in their little drunken party.

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

Stealing ideas is hard. Planting ideas is harder. But retiring and raising a daughter? That's the biggest challenge they've ever faced. The story of a loving family, in 26 out-of-chronological-order ficlets.

**FACE FAMILY AU** Arthur tells a story.

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

AU, There is a very thin line between reality and insanity. Alfred may have crossed that line long ago... Alfred x Matthew

AU. Former French Revolutionary Francis de Bonnefoy takes exile in London during the reign of terror. He finds himself slowly becoming fascinated by Matthew Williams, a fragile, broken aristocrat with an untold past. France/Canada, past hints of FrUk

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

America's moved out to go to college. But it's not what he thought it'd be like. The landlord is lewd, a quiet man lives opposite, and then there's that moody guy downstairs. Plus the streets are filled with bike gangs! USUK AU.

Francis celebrates, Arthur mopes. Somehow, they manage to meet halfway.

What happens when you get together ten diet Coke bottles and one stodgy English gentleman? America's about to find out. US/UK

On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.

After a stretch in Limbo, Arthur is left incapable. Eames deals with the consequences.

He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK

Finland gets a referral, and Germany and Sweden are stuck with thoughts they wish to unthink, or at least optionally un-think when in front of their respective spouses.

The end of the world is coming. Everything seems to be going along with the 'Divine Plan.' But a certain demon and angel aren't so sure how they feel about this, and what it means about their strange relationship. Warning: Incredibly Sacrilegious. USUK.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

Arthur's issues start to manifest themselves as Eames in his subconscious, driving him deeper into depression. When the team regroups for a job, however, he will have a hard time hiding his self-destruction from his friends. A/E. Explicit slash, noncon.

USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.

An AU one-shot in which Finland is a frightened rabbit, and Sweden in inexcusably bad at communicating his intentions.

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.

Written for a prompt on the Glee Fluff Meme. When Finn decided to bring the boys over to watch a baseball game, this wasn't how he envisioned Kurt dealing with them. Rated for language.

When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.

Being scammed on a house wasn't planned. Neither was the six foot tall, scary Swedish man that apparently got scammed into the same thing. Too bad they were stuck together. -Complete-

Merlin is given the most inconvenient fairy gift ever but it ends up getting him the best reward.

A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...

Upon meeting America for the first time, England spends four months settling America down in a new home, teaching him his language and culture. After he is settled, England decides it’s time to return home. America takes it badly.

..."Has it ever occurred to you that we now act exactly like a married couple?" USUK.

America invites England to the International Consumer Electronics's show in Las Vegas. On their last night in town, they are accidentally turned into children. Rated M to be safe.

Let Me In: 9 - Reid goes missing while visiting his mother. The team is called in when his rental car is found, but then a mass grave is found across state lines. And evidence says that the killer may have the BAU's youngest member. But what is he doing to him? H/R

AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.

Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...

They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.

USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

Alfred Jones fell from a sinking ship, and was saved, just like in the fairy tale The Little Mermaid. Problem is, his savior isn't exactly a mermaid, and is also the cause of the sinking ship

It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.

Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death

Arthur's sister, engaged to prince Alfred, is killed before she even meets him. Arthur's parents do not want to shame themselves by ending the engagement and force Arthur to dress like his sister and marry Alfred instead. But can this secret be kept?

When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.

FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.

Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...

In the middle of trying to explain "Sisu" to young Sealand, Finland is called to rescue Sweden from peril. A giftfic for Haro.

AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot

1943-1945: Italy is a battleground. After Mussolini is deposed and the new Italian leadership signs an armistice with the Allied Powers, German forces seize control of most of the country. Veneziano goes quietly; Romano does not.

Whatever happened to the Mirror of Erised?

“She’s the ship o’ dreams, Arty. Safest ship o’ her time. C’mon, ye really don’ think I’d put me wee baby brother on a ship that could kill ‘im, do ye?”

Something that America refuses to divulge has him sulking and England reluctantly pays a visit to see what he can do to help. Upon finding out what caused this little temper tantrum, England is slightly amused decides to give our hero a little ego boost.

The old world is dying, Alfred. Arthur is just the first." People, animals, even entire countries all eventually fade away, but life and love always find a way to go on...

While helping to clean America's house, England stumbles across a room that reawakens old memories. It's a room America is familiar with, and it's full of a history they can only face together. AmericaxEngland.

Arthur thinks about his relationship with Alfred. Slowly, surely, he comes to terms with his feelings...and then he lets go. One-sided England/America, implied France/England ::Written for the kink meme::

Everything he never said. Letters written to England by America after the Revolutionary War.

[COMPLETE final chapter is up] Agent Hotchner's past returns to haunt him and those close to him. My first fic on here, so please read and review.

When an encounter in the woods goes south, the Winchester brothers lose something important.