THIS DESERVE MORE VIEWS MORE FAVOURITES MORE EVERYTHING

Wow! This was too funny.

Oh good god, this was terribly funny XD Arthur listening to Mika win. And the cop molesting, of course.

oh dear, poor boy doesn't know what he's getting into XD

This was bloody hilarious! I absolutely adore the way you portray Arthur and I feel a little sorry for, but also very very jealous of David ;)

I really can't put into words how incredibly happy this just made me. Just...wow

This is like my third time re-reading this, why haven't I reviewed yet?

Well, idk but this is freaking amazing!

Yes, yes, I do love this Arthur and his escapades.

Why in the name of Italy's pink frilly bloomers does this not have more reviews?

First off, love the title. Puts me right back to the days when telly programs had coppers in them saying that exact phrase. Ahh, the nostalgia.

Secondly, I nearly wet myself at the "massive poof" bit. Kudos! Furthermore I enjoyed how nice and varied each instance was, especially the sixth one with Arthur and his "Mika". (The image of straight-laced ol' Artie crooning "Grace Kelly" had me in tears. :3)

The ending was a thing of beauty. Thank the lord for new recruitees eh? XD

Poor Bobbies... I misspelled that didn't I? Boby's? Bobby's? ... Constables...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is SO FUNNY

i also quite enjoyed your usage of the word poof.

... Oh England, honestly, don't you think you're abusing your position as a country by groping all of the police officers? XD