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Author has written 71 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, House, M.D., Jaws, Good Omens, Misc. Books, Tom Stoppard, and Metalocalypse.

Now in college graduate flavor, with a full-time job that has nothing whatsoever to do with anything I studied.

My main fandom right now is Metalocalypse. I often write slash -- generally Nathan/Charles and Skwisgaar/Toki, but I'm pretty flexible about pairings. A lot of what I write, though, tends to be gen with subtext, or slash-if-you-squint, and should be labeled accordingly. (See below re. labels.)

Every once in a while I might write some Ros & Guil Are Dead, Good Omens, or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The latter is particularly close to my heart because it helped me through a tough time and I still keep a towel in my bag everywhere I go.

That's... about it.


For the record, I try to label all my fics pretty well. If there's slash in it, the Warning label at the top of the story says "slash". If there is a metric ton of subtext per paragraph, the Warning label at the top of the story says "slash-if-you-squint". That second one means that you can read it as gen if you want, or you can choose to read it as slash.

So please, don't review a fic clearly labeled as slash to say that you really like it... except for the slash. That's like saying you really like chocolate chip cookies except for the chocolate chips. If it's a story labeled slash-if-you-squint, keep in mind that I intended it to be read either way... and if you want to suggest that it should actually be labeled as slash instead, if you're not a jerk about it I would be happy to consider changing the label. :)


I take requests that come with prompts, though I make no promises that I'll manage to write something for them. (Motivation has been a problem, recently.) Metalocalypse, Ros & Guil, Hitchhikers, and maybe Jaws.

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Trapped by kusch reviews
They had locked their fates in a metal box and swallowed the key, and so carelessly. If only they had looked before they leapt. -- Guil assesses their situation. oneshot
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Love and Space by Ku-chyan reviews
Ford and Arthur in one hundred moments. Slash. for fanfic100
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/1/2007
Regrets? by Pirate Hatter reviews
A slice of the Joker's therapy sessions at Arkham Asylum. No pairings. Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Joker - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Best Thing Since Sliced Milk by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Before he ever met Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent had a pretty appalling day. We are not convinced that the situation will improve... Pretty fluffy original meeting, heading eventually for some charming FordArthur slashiness
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008
Revelations 1 and 2 by TheRimmerConnection reviews
In which Ford and Arthur are stuck in the hold of a ship, in the dark, with somebody, or something... then let out...at 10,000 feet, and the question is asked: can they possibly behave themselves for the duration? Mild FordArthur, but I can't stop them...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,651 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Angry Ghosts and Jayne's Shadow by Hickumu reviews
He doesn't knw why she's following him. Shooting where he tells her, doing what he says. After all that he's done, to her and to those she cares about. Plus, she's still mighty morbid and creepifying...post movie, Jayne/River SOMETHING, not something nice
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Arthur Gets Stoned by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Arthur Dent and friends get high. Includes Ford/Arthur. Another response to Murderofonerose's request to see Arthur in an altered mental state.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
A Little Touch of Arthur in the Night by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Before the Vogons came, something very strange happened to Arthur Dent, involving a certain man with an unnerving smile. Arthur's POV. Trying to keep it short. Probably quite fluffy slash, no naughty words, I intend to keep this a 'T!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008
Blueberries and Blush by Pirate Hatter
In which Ford loves blueberries, Arthur gets pied, and Marvin is inexplicably controlled by the ship. Slash. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Waiting for Wowbagger by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Arthur is having a bad dream. At least, he thinks he is. In fact, it seems to be turning into a good dream, much against his wishes. But then again... ZaphodArthur, ZaphodFord, FordArthur hurrah!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,043 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
When by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Just a fluffy drabble, an epilogue or a prologue to all my guidefics...and in case you weren't sure, no, nothing of Hitchhiker's belongs to me.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
honestly okay by Elendraug reviews
he jests at scars that never felt a wound.' [ slash. arthur ford. for mia. ]
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
What the dressing gown saw by TheRimmerConnection reviews
We all know about mattresses and ratchet screwdrivers, but of course, sentient dressing gowns experience an awful lot. Arthur's tells its tale. Unaware gowncest, FordArthur, pyjamacest. Not for those afraid of what their clothes might know about them.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Rainy Day Spaceship by Eileen reviews
It starts with a rainy day on a resort world. And it just goes downhill from there. Now complete!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Two of Us by Frizz the Eccentric reviews
Based on Beatles song. Ford thinks about going home.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
What to do with a damp monkey by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Something has happened to Arthur, and the Guide is a little sketchy about what to do with him. Will Ford and Zaphod work out the solution? Very slight, early stage, fairly fluffy FordArthur oneshot. Please ensure my personal wellbeing, please read and rev
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Under the Weather by Eileen reviews
Ford looks after Arthur when he has the flu. This gives him lots of time to think about the fact that he's probably stuck on Earth for good. Set a few months before the books.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Is There Any Tea on This Spaceship? by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Funny fluffy FordArthur slash. Potentially disturbing. You may never look at a cup of tea the same way again. You have been warned.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2005
Love, the Universe, and Tomato Sauce by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Arthur didn't care what Walt Disney said, spaghetti was not a romantic food. Slash FordArthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
Puppy Love by Demus reviews
Arthur is depressed. Ford gives him a present to cheer him up. Sickeningly cute PWP for Les Lapins Mauvais, who wanted something fluffy to cheer her up. Not relly slashy at all. gasp
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Whatever You Will Give by chi1986 reviews
Ford needs sex. Ford wants Arthur. He's willing to do anything to get him.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2005
It Starts to Sink In by Wakingupto42 reviews
The End. CHAPTER THREE DONE. FA. RR please. (now complete)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Feels Like Home by Eudoxus reviews
Arthur has problems sleeping and Ford's there to help. FluffyMcflufffluff at the end, weird in the middle. One-shot. FA slash
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Of Hiccups and Ford Getting What He Wants by Mary James reviews
Arthur has the hiccups and Ford is of course, being Ford. Slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
Tricizate by Elendraug reviews
Drink up. (Gen. Drabble. Ford Arthur.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2005
Fortytwo to One Against by leelee3 reviews
FordArthur slash. Ford finds it hard to tell Arthur how he feels.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Towel Troubles by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Isn’t alliteration a wonderful thing? I like it. Anyway, this is Ford Arthur slash. With a towel. Kinky. Kinda, not really.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2005
Ford's Poetic Abilities by WickedAnabella reviews
A love poem to Arthur from Ford. He could give the Vogons a run for their money! Finished!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Unfathomable by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Ford tries to explain something, and Arthur is more than usually quick on the uptake. FordArthur slash, set during ‘Life, the Universe, and Everything’.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2005
A Night at the Pub by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Ford and Arthur wake up together and have to figure out what happened. Mild, funny slash, FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/26/2004
An Evening with Narcissus by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
Dorian pays Basil a visit. Slash.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
Three Arguments Against Suicide by afrai reviews
Arthur decides to shuffle off his mortal coil. Ford objects.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Better Than Tea by afrai reviews
Ford and Zaphod have a conversation.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
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Sleepwalking reviews
Nathan did it knowing that if Charles told him to stop, he would. Warning: contains slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Drabble Collection reviews
A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Barrels reviews
Barrels. That's interesting. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Beds reviews
Inspired by the book's comments that, first, the beds plural in Crowley's flat are always made, and that, second, there is one and only one bedroom.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Blue Sheets reviews
Skwisgaar needs to go to bed. Toki helps.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Finds Me A Fathers reviews
Skwisgaar decides he doesn't want to be the only guy in the band who never had a father. Set during Dethdad.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Skwisgaar S., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Hilo Is Not Brutal reviews
An anti-honeymoon seemed like a good idea at the time…
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Lessons reviews
Skwisgaar shows Toki the fingering, and is pretty sure the younger guitarist is watching with rapt attention. Slash. Do not expect the hot water in your shower to last this long at home.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Hard reviews
It started with silliness and cupcakes. Drabble-length chapters, Skwisgaar/Toki slash later on.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
What Happens in Vegas Stays With Your Lawyer reviews
Actually, there are three things to do in Vegas: get drunk, gamble, and be married by Elvis. Contains slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Skwisgaar S.
Rooftop reviews
Charles is back. Nathan doesn't know what to make of this.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Night in the Dethbus reviews
It's the night after the attack on Mordhaus, and no one really wants to be alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Thanks For All the Love reviews
Ford returns to Earth to find Arthur in love with Fenchurch.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
It's Too Dark for I See reviews
Arthur is sure. Or is he? Warning, contains Ford/Arthur slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Behind Schedule reviews
What if Charles hadn't been able to get there in time to keep the renegotiated contract from being signed? Some N/C, but if you don't like slash you can still read part one.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen
He Came Back reviews
Charles needs Nathan to do this for him. Slash. Dark.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Guitar Beer Fest reviews
Charles' POV. Hints of slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Midnight Show reviews
Ford had finally invited Arthur to come and see a play. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008
Don't Hang Up reviews
Dethklok had discovered Skype. Slash-if-you-squint.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Good Idea, Bad Idea reviews
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Nathan/Seth
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
After Charles reviews
Nathan nearly *killed* the guy who finally told them. Spoilers for end of season two/beginning of season three, sort of. Slash-if-you-squint.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
One, Two, Three, Exactly One Hundred, Floored reviews
As far as Nathan was concerned, it was only a stupid bet if he lost. Losing hadn’t actually been on his to-do list.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Nathan E., Toki W.
Can't Stop The Madness reviews
What Toki's daughter wants, Toki's daughter gets. One OC and vaguely mentioned slash pairings.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Christmas reviews
Nathan's first babysitter.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
A Solid Gold Telephone reviews
Eventually they’ll figure out that there is such thing as too much, but they’re not going to admit that until they absolutely have to. S/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Toki's Worst Fear reviews
Even Skwisgaar has noticed by now that terrible things happen to everyone Toki loves. Contains implied S/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Pigsty reviews
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, the teenage years. Being of so young days brought up with him, they probably wouldn’t be surprised that Wittenberg needs better locks to keep Hamlet from wandering around at night.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Pawns
Playing chess to pass the time. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Drabble.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Hickey reviews
The title should tell you plenty. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Slash.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Name That Snakeklok
The internet had assured Toki that a good trouser snake would earn him respect. So he got a pet snake what lives in his pants, and now it needs a name. PART OF A SERIES, please read the author notes first or confusion will ensue.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Okay reviews
Sometimes, when the band is away, Charles finds himself in the need of a Nathan substitute. Warning for... sleepy cuddling, I guess.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
You Make Bathtime Oh So Fun reviews
Ros & Guil Are Dead. Rosencrantz's best friend besides Guildenstern is a rubber duck.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
The Endless Time of Always Coming Back reviews
Ros & Guil Are Dead. Written for the prompt of, "You promised!"
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
This One Time, At Band Camp reviews
A drum and bugle corps has formed in Dethklok's honor, but the boys still have yet to decide if it's brutal enough to perform their songs. Ofdensen has arranged for a special rehearsal at Mordland -- so let the marching begin.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009
Accident reviews
Hooper had an accident...
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Liquor Monkey reviews
If you'll pardon the pun. Contains Ford/Arthur slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Take Me Home reviews
The only things keeping the Bentley on the road were a string of increasingly desperate miracles and sheer force of will. Slight hurt/comfort.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Bad Apples reviews
Famine and Pollution receive a housewarming present.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Famine, Pollution - Complete
PIRATES! reviews
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are stuck in a barrel. Lightly slashy.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Lemon Curry reviews
Stealing Wilson's lunches was one thing. Coming home and stealing bites of his dinner was... well, technically another, but it was still the same basic idea.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Houses of Cards, Flat on the Table reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale are both somewhat at loose ends after the Apocaly-oops-nevermind. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Believe Them reviews
In which Wilson watches a chick flick and House interrupts.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Gifts reviews
In the end, surprisingly, no one made much of a fuss. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Whether reviews
Short story based on Sherman Alexie's "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian". No pairing.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Even If reviews
There's really only one thing that makes falling in love with an angel a terrible idea. Crowley/Aziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Big Bang reviews
Hooper has decided, and not even Brody will be able to talk him out of it. Hooper/Brody PWP.
Jaws - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
I'll Keep You reviews
With the shark gone, Hooper has no real reason to stay on the island. But he doesn't exactly want to leave, either. Brody/Hooper.
Jaws - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Sweet reviews
Arthur Dent’s horoscope: "A friend will do something sweet for you soon. Get excited! It will knock your socks off. Things will turn out very differently than you thought they would, but it will be good for you in the long run."
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Sometime Around Midnight reviews
This is not based on the song of the same name. Much. But it IS Ford/Arthur pwp.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
They Waited For the Shark reviews
Three guys on a boat. A brief deleted scene from aboard the Orca.
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Zen & the Art reviews
Set shortly after Arthur Dent's spectacular failure to order a green salad. This, of course, is impossible. Ford/Arthur, TV-verse
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,424 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Disquiet reviews
There are accidents in every relationship. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Chisholm's Third reviews
Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
First Time reviews
A drabble arc of Ford/Arthur firsts. Slash, mostly fluff.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Visitation reviews
This is kind of ridiculous. Spoilers for episodes 1 and 2 of season 5.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - J. Wilson - Complete
London Dairy Rum reviews
Arthur had just woken up, and without even opening his eyes he was already very disconcerted. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Won’t Make It Through the High Noon Sun reviews
Like what happened in a room on the Vogon constructor ship, only not. Unrequited Ford/Arthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Striped reviews
Rated for suggestive mental typos and hands where they shouldn't be. This is very silly. Ford/Arthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
See the World reviews
It's just now some time well after four in the afternoon and Arthur Dent is already smashed, in two very distinct ways. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Loud & Clear reviews
Wilson feels the need to mark his territory. Chase wishes he wouldn’t. Spoilers for 3-15 Half-Wit. House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - R. Chase, J. Wilson - Complete
A Toast reviews
Includes two cons, three different kinds of alcohol, Ford in a sink, and one very simple answer. Oh, and lots of fooling around. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
The Arthur Dent Guide to Seduction reviews
Ford has stolen Arthur's dressing gown. Arthur retaliates.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Mr Sneakypants reviews
This is silly.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Miserable Weather reviews
Ford doesn't like being stuck on Earth. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Yellow reviews
Looking at the stars. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Let It Be reviews
And in my hour of darkness he is standing right in front of me... Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Nowhere Man reviews
He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land... Nowhere Man, can you see me at all? Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Titles reviews
This is a silly title. But then they all are, so, really, why complain? This is the same kind of logic that drives the plot. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/12/2008
Not So Subtle reviews
In which Ford does something uncalled for, Arthur stops the car very suddenly, and a New Year’s resolution is made. Set before the Earth was destroyed. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Five Ways Wilson Could Have Reacted reviews
Everything House does is based on other peoples’ reactions. Why would that be any less true when he’s around Wilson? House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Better reviews
Slightly awkward fluff! Because not all first tries are perfect. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete