*Giggling maniacally while applauding*

Ok, firstly, what the fuck?
Secondly... We're in Hogwarts, Moony. Land of ridiculous stories. So true.

I laughed so hard I swear I almost died XD THANK YOU FOR THIS PIECE OF BRILLIANCE IN A BORING WORLD

That was so so so funny! "our sexing killed them!" is going to have me randomly giggling all day.

"well, he's a goner," says Dumbledore.
lol i actually choked up on that... damn funny
and that bit about 'until we meet James's son' *me - o.O
nice touch with the chicken blood btw
kudos

Completely hilarious! I love it!

Oh my god... I... I can't... I just died. The whole Mandrake scene, and then Dumbledore saying, "We may never again hear about the Chamber of Secrets until we meet James's son,"... you, my friend, are a GENIUS. Seriously, I think my roommates think I'm insane, I laughed so hard. ;)

This was beautiful. I just... it was beautiful.

This story is comedy gold. I loved it! Thank you for writing such a wonderful piece of crack. XD

Oh god!I died laughing!this was too freakin good!

That was hilarious! Definitely one of the funniest fics I've ever read. Favorite line would have to be:

"Well, that's that," he says. "And may we never again hear about the Chamber of Secrets until we meet James's son."

Couldn't stop laughing! Anyway great job!

Alright! This is probably the best funniest I've read. I can't stop laughing. Siriusly. I'm screwed, I'm going to laugh until next week. Great story. :)

LOL LOL LOL LOL

OH WOW, I JUST LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT. WOW.

"Bless you," says Dumbledore. "Until we are sure that the monster has retreated to its home, I'm going to ask all of you to not wander the halls alone, not be an ugly git, or a nosy bastard."

"I just don't understand," says Slughorn, standing over Lily's petrified body. "I mean, yes she's a nosy bastard, but an ugly git?"

OHHHHHH WOOOWWWWW, I CAN'T BREATHE. IT'S SO FUNNY I'M ACTUALLY NEAR TEARS.

Can't actually breathe from laughing so much...and I woke my sister up, who was not happy :/

I loved how Dumbledore clearly knew all along. I'm off to read some more of your stuff now ;)

xx

This was so hilarious! And here are the bits I found the most funny :) I was in fits of laughter at the second one...

1. "I wouldn't say horrific," says Remus. "I think it's more of an unbelievable shocking kind of look they've got. I mean, I'm sure what they saw wasn't horrific." He coughs when he sees McGonagall's eyes boring into him. "Not that I would know because if I did I'd probably be petrified like them."

"Shut up, Remus," hisses Sirius.

clears his throat. "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. We've decided to change it up a bit this time. If you're an ugly git and a nosy bastard beware. So, that's all. Bye…I mean seeeee youuuu laaaterrrrr!"

3."wee-choo" :)

I can totally picture Sirius writing the note... and it makes me hysterical with giggles. You made my day just now. Of course, I'm easily amused and slightly addicted to any and all things sirius/remus :)