Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Captain America, Avengers, and Lord of the Rings. (4/6/2015) So I have to say, it is quite amazing how fast time goes by; I'm almost afraid I'll turn around and already have one foot in the grave! Have had a couple of issues in the past four months, but that's boring regular life stuff. I am going to make a HUGE attempt to update regularly in between work and writing my other stores. May be a while since I write when it semi-hits me. I feel like my writing isn't as good when I force it. Anywho if you haven't been following my very first novel has been published! yayyyy! It can be found in Barnes & Noble, Amazon, GooglePlay and iTunes under The Elemental Guardians. I'm super excited. Finishing up the second book in the series as we speak. If you do end up buying it (or not) please write a review. It goes a long way! Your review literally keep me going. I always smile every time I read them. You are amazing! Love you all! (3/22/2014) HEY GUYS!! I KNOW THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR UPDATES ON THE EVERYDAY PROBLEMS OF A TENTH WALKER AND BESIDE YOU IN TIME SO I'M WRITING THIS FOR YOU. I PROBABLY WON'T BE UPDATING FOR A WHILE. ON A WHIM I SUBMITTED MY MANUSCRIPT FOR A SERIES IM WRITING (WHICH I DID JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT) AND THE PUBLISHING COMPANY I SENT IT TO ACCEPTED!!!! MY BOOK WILL BE PUBLISHED! I'M GOING TO BE FOCUSED ON EDITING AND WHAT NOT AND FINISHING UP MY BOOK TWO MANUSCRIPT. I'LL TRY TO UPDATE, BUT UNTIL MY FIRST BOOK HITS THE SHELVES I CAN'T GUARANTEE MUCH!!! THANKS GUYS! Hey Im Lycanthropy-Kitsune and if you dont know what those two words mean..look them up in a dictionary...yes a book (They still exist people) Im old enough to know better and young enough to still retain my inner child. (If you couldnt get that hint by seeing what catagory my favorite stories fall under) Take a wild guess on my gender (50/50 chance...the odds are looking good) and here are just some amazingly awesome things I thought people would like...since its never too late to have a good laugh (An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor away...and laughter is the best medicine (but if the doc is cute screw the fruit)) OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. RIP: We shall remember Favorite Quotes You can bend it and twist it, you can misuse and abuse it...but even the gods cannot change the Truth" - Who would Snape choose - Ms. Fig "It is nonsense, says Reason It is misfortune, says Calculation It is nothing but pain, says Fear It is hopeless, says Insight It is ridiculous, says Pride It is frivolous, says Prudence It is impossible, says Experience It is what it is, says Love" "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the fuck is the ceiling?" Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Man: I know how to please a woman. Man: I want to give myself to you. Man: May I see you pretty soon? Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Man: You look like a dream. Man: I can tell that you want me. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Man: I'd go through anything for you. Man: May I have the last dance? Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Man: So you wanna go back to my place? |
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