Disclaimer: I don't own Megamind, Roxanne, or Minion. The rest are mine.

AN: This here wraps up my little story. I apologize if anyone missed that this was an AU. I just couldn't see the event of the movie happening after what happened in this story. I'm just assuming that in the movie-verse Megamind either never got abducted, or was found much sooner. I know that there is a lot more story potential here, and I will probably visit again in other stories or one-shots. Thanks for joining me for the ride!

Epilogue

Megamind's bright green eyes shot open from a dead sleep. They were about to be at it again. He quietly disentangled himself from the arms of his future not-quite-so-evil queen and gave her a kiss on the forehead when she frowned in her sleep at his absence. He was reluctant to leave, but he knew that DeShawna would start crying if she didn't get fed soon. And that would just wake up the other six.

He quietly raced to the nursery and ran through his mental connection with his children. He was more surprised than anyone when that happened at the eighth month of gestation. It nearly drove him to distraction with the mothers all in different parts of Metrocity. The two mothers who wanted to keep the children he had to convince to let him share custody, and that was a tough battle. He even had to give them full (yet supervised) Evil Lair access! They were still working out schedules, and he currently had both Martin and Emilio for the next couple days.

They would all wake soon. Might as well heat up all the bottles. He ran inside and hit the buttons on the multi-bottle warmer he invented. It would mix the formula, dispense it into bottles, keep them cold, then warm up a select amount when he was ready. Once the warming-up cycle was starting, he carefully lifted DeShawna from her section of the crib without nudging Pike's water sphere. He cuddled her slightly before touching foreheads with her. He actually hadn't realized that was strange until Roxanne asked him about it. It just felt right.

He looked over his children and was once again surprised by how strong his genetics were. He had known for some time that he was compatible with humans, but it looked like his genes were slightly stronger. For one, all his children were blue-skinned and their heads were growing just like his did at that age. That's not to say that they didn't inherit any traits from their mothers, because they had. DeShawna and Denzell both had their mother's brown eyes and a slightly flattened nose. Jia-Li had her mother's almond-shaped eyes. Martin had his mother's facial structure. Emilio also had brown eyes and what Megamind was suspecting was a Latin temper. Faith and Hope had their mother's grey eyes and her slightly upturned nose.

The indicator light came on to let him know the bottle was warm. He gave it to DeShawna with a soft smile on his face and sat in the rocking chair. He hummed a soft tune that he barely remembered his mother singing to him while he fed his youngest.

He heard a noise in the doorway and looked over. Roxanne was standing there in a robe with sleep-tousled hair. She smiled sleepily at him, "Fatherhood looks good on you," she whispered. "Who's next?" she asked.

Megamind gave her a smile in return, "Denzell of course. These two can't do anything without the other."

Roxanne grabbed a warmed bottle and lifted Denzell from the crib, "Well of course. That's the way it is with twins, you know."

"Yes, that is what the books say. You know, motherhood doesn't look too bad on you either, my dear Roxanne."

"Down boy," she smiled at him fondly while giving Denzell his bottle. "I just let you put a ring on my finger. Everything else will happen as it happens. And I have a feeling you'd want to get these guys out of diapers first. We still on for that kidnapping tomorrow?"

"Yeah, but Way-een says it'll have to be the last evil scheme for a couple months. He wants to take a vaca-shion for some reason. Something about burn-out," he shrugged as he threw a towel over his shoulder and burped DeShawna.

"Will he be bringing you to prison, or did you finally convince him to drop you back off here?"

He chuckled as he lay DeShawna back down in the crib. "Don't worry, Pike. I brought her back safe and sound," he spoke softly to DeShawna's Minion-clone. He then picked up Martin and got a fresh bottle. "Honestly, I think it depends on how bad I get under his skin," he continued the conversation. "But Minion and I have a plan in place. I won't be in there for more than a few hours. And I won't deviate, promise."

"Why don't you two hang up the capes? You barely have the time anymore with these rugrats, and they're not even crawling yet. And he's been getting burnt out more and more often lately," she burped Denzell and touched her forehead to his before putting him back in the crib to sleep. "Next?" she asked.

"Jia-Li," he replied. "Oh, be careful. Kokopu likes to snuggle awfully close to her."

"Ok." Roxanne gently lifted Jia-Li and gave her a bottle.

"I've been thinking about it more often recently. You're right of course, my dear. My time is at a premium and Metro Mahn has been just calling it in more often than not. I'll talk it over with him when he's back from his vaca-shion."

"Thank you, Megamind," she replied in that soft voice she uses sometimes.

"Anything for you, my love."

~fin~

2nd AN: And yes, I have names for all the mini-Minions, I just couldn't fit them all naturally into this short chapter.