What’s Up Everybody? Welcome to the Introduction of Me!

General Things- I’m the oldest of two. My birthday is June 29, 1999. I love all music except rap. I play clarinet and am teaching myself piano and guitar. My favorite color is indigo. I used to do horseback riding. I graduated high school in May of 2018. I'm double majoring in Communications & English. I'm a cat person and a total Daddy's girl. I'm American and Republican which means all the liberal lunatics crying after the election were comedy gold to me and I go back watch their meltdowns on YouTube whenever I have a bad day (Seriously, I didn't want Killary or Olama but I didn't cry when the latter had a victory or when it looked like the former would win. The people that did were pathetic and so out of touch with reality I almost pitied them before I started laughing uncontrollably).

Personality- I'm sarcastic to the point of danger. The way I show people I care is by nicknaming them something they hate (My brother is known as Nerd in my phone). I'm overly talkative with the people I'm close to but antisocial with everyone else. I'd rather be writing or reading then talking to people because most times I avoid stupidity that way. My characters are normally way smarter then everyone else.

I don't care about the Marvel/DC war but I prefer Marvel mainly because Tony Stark and Stephen Strange are my babies and Infinity Wars ripped out my soul. I'm also Team Tony because while government oversight is not what I want for us humans, I'd rather not have super-humans causing mass destruction over something that is not their jobs (the terrorist task force exists for a reason Rogers!) and Siberia ruined any chance for me to be on Team Cap because you don't claim to be a friend and lie like that! Also Wanda Maximoff needs to die and if I hadn't been crying in the theater for those who actually didn't deserve to dust, I would have cheered when she went bye-bye! (Not Sorry and I will fight any Scarlet fans who attack me over that ;) Ultron made me bitter and Civil War ruined it. Why kill the interesting and good twin and leave us with the nutty psycho?)

I'm a Gryffindor who is besties with Slytherins (I don't get how that works). My patronus is a brown owl. My Ilvermony House is Thunderbird. My wand is rowan wood with a dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2 inches and slightly springy flexibility!

My big pet peeve is when people follow stuff that are marked completed! Some of the stories I've finished are done for good and people still follow them! It makes no sense especially with one shots!

If you want to find me somewhere else, my links to my profiles are down below. In case they don't show up, my name is the same on them so it shouldn't be that hard to find me!

Archive Of Our Own- https:///users/mitkit99/pseuds/mitkit99

Pinterest- https:///mitkit99/

Wattpad- https:///user/mitkit99

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I write mainly for Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Percy Jackson, Peter Pan, Avengers, Justice League (NEW MOVIES), Sherlock BBC, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, Hunger Games, Twilight, Lord Of The Rings/Hobbit, and a few others. I don't normally take requests and I tend to not give out permission to use my stuff but if you really want to go ahead and ask I'm not stopping you I just probably will say no.

I DON'T WRITE SLASH PAIRINGS AS MAIN ROMANCES!!! I'm a straight white southern girl, my parents would kill me!!! I will read it and I have no problem with anyone who is LGBTQ and I won't write it as main pairings but I will throw it in as background or side pairings!!! I am not homophobic considering one of my best friends from high school is bisexual!

I GENDERSWAP!!! Some of the pairings I love are SLASH and since I won't write SLASH, I GENDERSWAP! Normally Tony Stark, Percy Jackson, Clark Kent, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, James Kirk, and Anakin Skywalker get the female treatment from me but I plan to add more to the list.

I ALSO DON'T WRITE SEX SCENES!!! I've tried but I suck at it! I don't publish work that I don't feel comfortable with. Any M rated scene I've written comes off so cringy I feel sick and I won't force my readers to deal with that! Hell, I wanted to take off some of the stories I started out years ago but decided that some of you might actually kill me!

ST BERRY AVERAGE SOAP OPERA, SOMEONE LIKE YOU, MOCKINGJAY WAR, I HEART QUESTION MARK, SECRET & FREEDOM, AND WHAT IF? ARE CANCELLED! I AM SORRY BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING! I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHERE I WAS GOING WITH SOME OF THAT! I'M TEMPTED TO ADD HIDDEN LOVE AND EVERLASTING LIFE TO THIS LIST BUT I MAY REWRITE EVERLASTING LIFE SO I CAN'T!!!

PUNISHMENT IS GOING TO STAY IT'S OWN ONE SHOT! The others that are similar to it (where Percy is tricked into godhood) are being rewritten and added into one story PERSEPHONE JACKSON: THE FIFTEENTH OLYMPIAN! My AO3 account can show you what it looks like though the chapters will be rewritten and rearranged so they actually go in order!

DEMON'S ANGEL AND DEMON'S MERMAID ARE STAYING HOW THEY ARE!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU IS COMPLETE!

OPEN UP YOUR EYES AND JEALOUSY & HATE ARE DONE!

GIRL IN A COUNTRY SONG IS BEING REWRITTEN SO IT MAKES MORE SENSE!!!

THE IMMORTAL SLAYER, DARLING OF OLYMPUS, ENCHANTED, ROAD TO REDEMPTION, AND REDEMPTION OF THE LOST ARE BEING REWRITTEN AND FINISHED SO I CAN FINALLY GET THE HEROINE SERIES I HAVE BEEN PLANNING FOR YEARS UP AND RUNNING! SOME WILL GET NEW NAMES!

NOT EVEN TIME CAN SEPARATE US is on the back burner for the moment. I have a story on Wattpad that used to be on AO3 called Behind Iron Defenses (some of you may know about it already) that is of upmost importance.

For those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about, let me fill you in.

The story trope where the characters read or watch their stories are getting flamed for copyrighting on here and recently AO3. In April of 2018, I was threatened by AO3 that Behind Iron Defenses (Avengers watch Iron Man Movies post Civil War with FEM TONY) and a few of my one shots that contained song lyrics were breaking their rules and they threatened to suspend or delete my account should I not remove them or fix them to the point they were okay. BID was, and still is, one of my most popular stories ever and I hated the thought that I could lose it.

My songfics (Girl In A Country Song & Open Up Your Eyes) were easily fixed. I took out the lyrics and moved the unchanged versions here because disclaimers are enough. BID was different. I find the dialogue from the movies online and rewrite the rest of the script to fit Fem Tony and be more descriptive for people who weren't watching the movie while they read while I myself watched the movie. Each chapter took and still takes hours to do that, hence why updates are a little slow. To delete or rewrite what had already taken so much of my nonexistent free time was an unacceptable condition to me because it meant so much of my efforts in that story were wasted.

I couldn't post it here. Part of the reason I moved to AO3 originally was because this site was attacking those stories. So I went to my wattpad account, that I had never posted on, and talked to some of the help assistants. They said my story was perfectly fine for them so I deleted the story on AO3 after leaving up the link for a few days, put the link on my profile, and moved it.

So for the people who have been bugging me for months on this site and AO3 about what happened, there it is. I am still under mitkit99 on Wattpad so it should be easy to find me should the link not work.

Since we are talking about my stories and other accounts and what pisses me off...

IF ANYONE FINDS ANY OF MY STORIES ON ANY ACCOUNT NOT AO3, , OR WATTPAD TELL ME IMMEDIATELY. I HAVE SEEN THEM ON OTHER ACCOUNTS, AND I DON'T MEAN THE LINK I MEAN THE ACTUAL STORY THANKFULLY WITH MY NAME STILL, THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON BEFORE!!! IF I FIND OUT WHO IS MESSING WITH MY STUFF, I WILL DELETE EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN!!! TRY ME!!! I DARE YOU!!!

Have fun not crying while you read the rest of this if you care to.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet most of you won't

Your life is probably not be as harsh as theirs.

If you have a heart, post this on your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Colombian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in you're heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

when I grew up I was BLACK,

when I'm sick I'm BLACK,

when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and

when I die I'll still be BLACK.

But you sir,

when you are born you're PINK,

when you grow up you're WHITE,

when you're sick, you're GREEN,

when you go in the sun you turn RED,

when you're cold you turn BLUE,

and when you die you'll turn PURPLE.

and you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what, Mommy;

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding into my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

I'm The Kind of Girl...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather be stupid than pretend to be smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book, show, or movie than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabeth13, Eternal L0ve, QueenOfDarkness5, SevenDeadlySins666, mitkit99

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

16 year old boy asks his Mom:

"Mom, what are you going to get

me for my 18th birthday?"

The Mother answers, "son

that's still a long way" The boy turns 17 and one day he

faints.

His Mom takes him to the hospital

and the doctor said

"Madam your child has a bad

heart." Being the child On

the stretcher the child says,

"Did she tell you I'm going to die?"

Mom Starts crying

The boy finally recovers on

his 18th Birthday, he comes

home and on his bed was a

letter his mom had left him.

The letter said "Son if you are

reading this it's because

everything went well.

Remember the day you asked me

what was I giving

you on your 18th birthday and

didn't know what to answer

you? Well, I gave you my heart take

care of it, and happy Birthday

Son"

The mother was dead because she had

to give up her heart to her son.

Nothing is bigger than a mom's

Heart...

~If you are touched please repost

Are you guys still here? You must really love me which is awesome and a little weird if you think about it cause this was sort of long.

Love you all!!!