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Poll: In The Rebound Arrangement: For those who have a preference, what direction would you like to see the story go? Continuing on the same path as planned, with drama, dumb choices and rekindling of old flames before the finale? Or Kurtbastian getting wise to the games and turning it on Blunter? OR something else? Vote Now!
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Joined 07-05-04, id: 625325, Profile Updated: 09-11-17
Author has written 18 stories for Glee, and Hollyoaks.

Just a Scottish person obsessed with Glee who writes dark fan fiction based around Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson (and occasionally Sebastian Smythe...). Most of my writing is done in the early hours of the morning and can therefore fade off into grammatical nonsense and non-nonsensical gibberish.


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FANFIC UPDATES:

So, normally I have a section dedicated to fic ideas but lately I have been writing a lot of random ideas that you have not been privy to. Therefore, I have created 3 sections: the COMING SOON section, the UNWRITTEN BUT POSSIBLE FIC IDEAS section, and the NOT A CURRENT PRIORITY section. That way you can tell me if there’s any you’d like to see. Be warned...some are not Dark!Blaine. :O

COMING SOON:

1) Continuation of Dark!Klaine ficlets in 'The Many Shadows of Blaine Anderson'. Neverland: Kurt is tricked into joining Peter-Pan-Blaine to Neverland, where barbarity is commonplace and memories of real life are slowly killed off, leaving Kurt limited time to find a way home. Voice of a Bard: Elf!Kurt is very taken with the angelic singer wandering through his native woodland - Surely this friendly beauty cannot be dangerous like all the other humans? Sleeping Beauty: Kurt has been asleep atop a tower guarded by a fierce dragon, just waiting for true love's kiss to awaken him. Blaine, however, has plans for his body before he frees him with his kiss. Also happy to hear of one-shot ideas that can fit into the collection.

2) Blaine decides to explore his dominant fetishes by delving into the world of BSDM (with Sam's support), and meets his submissive dream in the night club dancer Kurt. Trouble is, Kurt won't let just anyone dominate him, and Blaine has to prove he's worthy of having him. Very unlike my other fics. I've completed 3 chapters and it's been fun having controlling/NOT Dark Blaine for a change. Currently known to me as ‘Batman Seeking Robin’

3) Sequel to 'Dude, We Could Be Heroes'.

4) Halloween ghost story: Kurt transferred to Dalton to escape bullying and was welcomed with open arms. Despite everything going really, really well, he can't help but think he's being watched. When a scary incident in his dorm room prompts Kurt to demand help from fellow Warblers, they are overjoyed: the spirit of Blaine Anderson, an arrogant student who died in the room Kurt sleeps in, has returned at last. His return is good luck for the club, though Blaine seems very uninterested in Glee club, and more focused on taking over Kurt's life. And possibly ending it so they can be together all the time.

UNWRITTEN BUT POSSIBLE FIC IDEAS

1) A Kurt/Blaine/Sebastian mess - Kurt made an awful mistake of joining the not-so-secret underground elite club known as The Warblers after transferring to Dalton Academy, and has become prisoner to his tormenting classmates. The story is told at yearly intervals as Kurt tries and fails to free himself, however there might be one '3rd Act' hero on his way as one villain has a change of heart.

2) Over the years, I've toyed with Vampire!Dalton ideas, this is what I've got right now: Four of the New Direction favourites head out to spend the weekend together with Rachel's dads, but get lost along the way. They reach out to a nearby all-boys boarding school for assistance, and find themselves in a horrific cat-and-mouse situation with some sadistic vampires. Evil Warblers, a Kurt-obsessed Blaine, and a kick-ass Puck who arguably goes through the worst. Still Klaine focused. This could be a one-shot, just very...very long. I'm happy with that, though.

IDEAS CURRENTLY NOT A PRIORITY BUT STILL WORTH NOTING FOR FUTURE

1) Multi-chapter. The Andersons hire Kurt to take care of their home over the summer as they go on an extended vacation. Kurt sees this as easy money, but is horrified to learn part of his duties involve running around after the difficult, spoiled son and fellow teenager, Blaine, who seems to love tormenting him and making his life a living hell. Not sure what kind of atmosphere this would have yet. THIS HAS BEEN ON THIS LIST FOR YEARS - I THINK IT HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT I HAVE TOO MANY OTHER PROJECTS! *cries*

2) Kurt and Blaine are the gay scene's hottest adult film stars, and the public's demand to see them reunite on screen is strong. There's just one problem: they cannot stand each other. Movie sets become battle grounds when they meet, and its getting out of control. It takes a bold move from a well-meaning director to finally force these two stars together: total isolation in a Californian villa for two weeks to settle their differences. So long as Kurt doesn't poison the milk and Blaine doesn't try to drown him in the pool, they will probably make it out alive.

3) Some kind of Dark!Klaine/Hogwarts crossover, because the fact that I have not yet written a Harry Potter/Glee fic is criminal.

Please review or private message me if one or more of these excite you!

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Grok by Pandasushiroll reviews
Felix has a thorough and intuitive understanding of Peter Pan. At least...he thinks he does until Peter throws him a curve ball. Panlix PWP. Mostly Smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Felix, Peter Pan - Complete
It's Part of My Chemistry by YoungAndOverIntelligent reviews
Oneshot. Blaine Anderson is not sure what to do with Sebastian. He's cocky and crude, but the way he makes Kurt act sometimes... Klabastian. Kurt/Blaine/Sebastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Passing Notes by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Many Shadows of Blaine Anderson reviews
Jealous ex-boyfriend, mysterious and dangerous night-time stranger, sadistic kidnapper - Blaine can be anything. Poor Kurt doesn't stand a chance. Dark Klaine ficlets: A collection of dark!Blaine victim!Kurt drabbles and one-shots ranging in length and extremities. Warning inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,867 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Operation: Forced Vacation reviews
Kurt and Blaine: the hottest adult film stars the gay community want to see reunite on screen. There's just one problem: they cannot stand each other. Movie sets become battle grounds when they meet, and its getting out of control. It takes a bold move from a well-meaning director to finally force these two stars together: total isolation in a Californian villa. Full plot inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 11/25/2017
Funny Games III reviews
Months after the horror which befell the step brothers, Kurt is still missing with Blaine. As Finn exhausts all avenues to find him - even going as far as requesting the help of the man who haunts his nightmares - Kurt is suffering his own torture as Blaine drives him to breaking point. But Blaine has ideas, and those ideas might just be the death of Kurt Hummel. Dark!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,825 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Kurt H., Finn H., Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Dude, We Could Be Heroes reviews
Fawkesbridge: home to dynamic duo Nightbird and Blonde Chameleon. Adored by all, they keep the streets clean and their identities secret. However, Blaine's world turns upside down when he falls for the latest villain in town - a bank robber known as Shadow. Little does he know the boy under the Shadow's hood may already be in his life. Comic!Heroes!Blam Misunderstood!Criminal!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Kurt H., Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Funny Games II reviews
Almost six months have passed since Kurt and Finn's torture at the hands of Blaine and Sebastian, and they are trying to rebuild after the devestation. Sadly, half time is over and it's time to play once more. Different games, different place, different rules - Same horror.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Kurt H., Finn H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Rebound Arrangement reviews
Left reeling from separate break-ups, New York dwellers Sebastian and Kurt collide once again. Hateful sparks fly until they realise they can use each other to get back at their exes by faking their own loved-up relationship. Blaine and Hunter are not amused... Kurtbastian with occasional Klaine and Huntbastian - NOT DARK FOR ONCE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,695 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
If I Told You I'd Have To Kill You reviews
Congressman and Bed and Breakfast owner Burt leaves his son for a few days in the quiet season but the teen is soon woken by a darkly mysterious late-night stranger named Blaine who is looking for somewhere to stay for the night. Mysterious!NON DARK!Blaine. Not my usual story. One-Shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The First Time reviews
Every relationship has it's collection of 'firsts': the first time he kissed you, the first time he met your parents, the first time he beat you half to death... Kurt and Blaine's relationship told in chapters of 'firsts'. Dark!Blaine Victim!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Misery reviews
Glee / Misery crossover: Successful author Kurt Hummel is just readying himself to part ways with his beloved 'Darcy Brown' series when he is involved in a car crash. Fortunately #1 fan Blaine saves him from the wreck and makes it his duty to nurse him back to health. However, Blaine is not as he seems and is more than a little obsessed with Darcy Brown...and Kurt. Dark!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Funny Games reviews
Based on US version of 'Funny Games': Kurt and Finn are left at home on Friday night only to be stirred when two strangers come knocking. Blaine and Sebastian seem like nice enough guys, but soon their true intentions are revealed. They want to play some twisted games and if Kurt and Finn want to survive until morning, they will have to play. Warning: Violence, sexual themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,430 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Kurt H., Finn H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
A Little Unwell reviews
After a failed suicide attempt, Kurt Hummel is left at Dalton House - a mental health facility - to get the help and care he needs. What no one counted on was that fellow patient Blaine would see him as new meat and would be hell-bent on destroying Kurt to the point of death. Warning: dark themes and dark!Blaine weak!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,771 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Night Like Any Other reviews
Oneshot! After trying too long to hitchhike his way back to Lima, Kurt thinks his prayers have been answered when a cute guy by the name of Blaine picks him up. He's so lucky, he thinks, until the radio tells of a killer being on the loose.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
To Love And To Fear reviews
Kurt had dreamed of moving to New York with Blaine, but he soon finds a city and success can change a person. Blaine is not the loving gentleman he once was, and Kurt finds himself fearing the boy he fell in love with. Dark!Blaine Abused!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,663 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside reviews
One-shot! Nice!Blaine. Dalton Academy is going through a cold spell, fortunately Kurt is tucked up in bed. That is, until he gets an unwelcome visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice reviews
Sequel to I Won't Hurt You: Four months after being saved from the violent hands of Blaine, Kurt is almost back to his former self. Enter a reformed Blaine who says he only wants to make things right. And Kurt plays back into his hands again. Dark!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,654 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Righting Wrongs reviews
Blaine knows things aren't good between Kurt and himself, but he's got just the solution! Surely Kurt will be overjoyed at his proposal? Hint at past dark!Blaine. StrugglingKurt, MentallyUnwellBlaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Escape reviews
Ste was promised everything would change, but Brendan didn't keep his promise. Ste is now going to escape, and on the way remind himself why it's come to this... One shot. Stendan SteXBrendan - For April!
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ste Hay, Brendan B. - Complete
I Won't Hurt You reviews
Blaine used to be so perfect, and Kurt thought he had found his very own Prince Charming. Who was to know that underneath that smart blazer was a violent, manipulative isolator who has now turned his attention to the poor, innocent Kurt? Dark!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,152 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete