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Author has written 11 stories for How to Train Your Dragon.

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Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,765 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
An Impossible Moment by jadesunset reviews
AU: Astrid had imagined what she would say if she ever saw him again. It wasn't likely, and many said it was impossible; that she would ever have the chance. But now that he is standing before her, she can't remember what she needed to say.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,899 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Unplanned by sg1cat reviews
After Hiccup saved the people of Berk, things seemed to be going so well, but not everything goes as planned. Will Hiccup and Astrid find happiness together? Mature for copious lemons and other adult themes. Starts after the first movie. Please review! :-)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 301,538 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Devil by Breelin reviews
Before the Red Death, Hiccup disappears from Berk. The dragon war continues to rage on, and five years later Astrid is questioning whether to be loyal to her tribe when she knows the killing is wrong. But who is to tell her what is right and what is wrong when Hiccup returns, not only to lead the dragons, but to destroy Berk and her? Who is the enemy? Hiccstrid romance!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,607 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 3/22/2015 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Peculiarities of Love by Valor Grim reviews
Vikings are not very patient. And when Stoic decides that Hiccup needs a little help in the love department, he takes matters into his own hands. Now Hiccup and Astrid are thrown into a whole other world they are woefully unprepared for... the world of marriage. Rated T for now, but may be subject to change later. Hiccstrid slow burn.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,072 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Seize My Heart by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
He was so persistent and his tenacity annoyed her. He was so clever and his innovation annoyed her. He wore his emotions on his face so openly and that annoyed her. But what annoyed her more than anything was how much she noticed him. A series of short vignettes about Astrid and Hiccup. HTTYD & HTTYD 2 spoilers.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,107 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
A Patchwork Love by Diskonnekt reviews
A year after slaying the Red Death, Hiccup and Astrid have a close friendship, and Stoick is pressuring his son to adopt more responsibilities of the chieftainship, which includes marriage. Hiccup takes a leap of faith and asks for Astrid's hand, but one night stranded in a tiny cave together changes everything. M for thematic elements and sexual situations. Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless, Stoick
Viking Number 2 by nneurosis reviews
Normally, she didn't begrudge the opinions of strangers (or she at least preferred to seem as though she didn't), but when the whole archipelago is hunting you down because they're mistakenly convinced you're dating the Pride of Berk, Hope and Heir of the Hooligan Tribe, Dragon Master et al—that's annoying. And mortifying. Mainly mortifying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,230 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Warm Summer Breeze by sunflowerb reviews
She has always been fearless. Dragons and marauders and murderous deranged teenage Viking chiefs have never frightened her. There is no reason why something as benign as her boyfriend's mother should be so terrifying to her. Astridcentric, companion/sequel to 'Cold North Wind'. twoshot. hiccstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Complete
Learning to fly by NRGburst reviews
Bridging the gap between Defenders of Berk and HTTYD2. Final chapter will be rated M, the rest are T. Minor spoilers for HTTYD2 if you squint. (Hiccstrid, Complete)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Used To This by Fate's Company reviews
"I told you, I'd get used to this." A oneshot drabble about how Hiccup and Astrid got together.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Hiccstrid Fluff: Hiccup the Chaste by kchaos85 reviews
My Gods, Astrid knew just how to drive Hiccup crazy. If only he wasn't held to such a high standard on Berk, he would act on his urges. Lots of updates, story has evolved to be a little less fluff/smut, and a little more heart. WARNING- LAST CHAPTER HAS HTTYD 2 SPOILERS* *Currently working on a rewrite of this fic, let me know if you have any suggestions*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,959 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Snotlout, Toothless - Complete
Tepid by molsat reviews
[Hiccstrid, smut] There weren't a lot of days like this day in which Astrid and Hiccup managed to ease their way out of the town's clutches, giggling while they rode off together into the sky, faces brimming with a vibrant and youthful flush when they realize everyone will wonder where they ran off to, supposing what two twenty year olds could be doing in their spare time.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Stormfly - Complete
To Rue and the Ruined by BlackRose108 reviews
POST HTTYD2 (MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE END OF THE MOVIE) - Aftermath Story. Hiccup and Toothless deal with the events following the sequel as they take their first slow and shaky steps into a new life. (Contains Hiccup/Astrid)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka
Impressions by CuriosityRedux reviews
Jane Austen AU: Her wit exhilarates him. His lack of propriety astonishes her. All that stands between them is a ballroom, a proposal, and their pride.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Complete
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 701 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
Girls Like Flowers by WhatsInAName99 reviews
Roses are red; violets are blue. I'm a bit depressed and you look like…you're going to swing that ax at me, aren't you? Here on Berk we have a lot of traditions, and being romantic is defiantly not one of them. Except one day a year two months before Thawfest… Pre-canon, Hiccup First Person Narrative
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Dragons Aren't All I Think About by Cyclone20 reviews
Hiccup shows Astrid that dragons aren't the only thing he thinks about under the bright lights of Arvendole's Fire. HiccupXAstrid, One-Shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Hands on Sunshine by ahoykailee reviews
Returning from Berk after two years teaching other Viking tribes, Hiccup comes home to an unhappy Astrid. However, after loosing a tooth and gaining some sort of respect and trust back, they end up having the summer of their lives. HiccupxAstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 170,793 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
What Is In A Name? by Leon Woon reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's name, purposefully odd as it is, is meant to be troll-proof, according to Berk's folklore. The only thing he can't get is why a certain Astrid Hofferson was named as such. Maybe it was time he found out? Astrid x Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
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Partners in Crime reviews
Rookie cop Hiccup Haddock is in disguise as a club-goer, working on his first major case in Berk's infamous stripper palace, Drago's Dragon Den. And he hates it. But then a beautiful blonde dancer catches his eyes and he makes a very bold and really stupid move only to find himself in the most awkward situation of his life... (Modern Crime Story AU)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/2 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Drago Bludfist, Eret
Hiccstrid in the Air reviews
Random Hiccstrid drabbles, the keywords are smut and fun. (Smut request.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 70,335 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Ruffnut, Eret
Responsibilities reviews
Someone requested an unusual pregnancy story on tumblr. Here it is. (Post Httyd2)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 3/26/2016 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
The Plot reviews
The first night after the dragons have left is hard. But there might be a silver lining... (post-HTTYD3 fic)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2019
A Tale of Seven Kisses reviews
Upon losing a stupid bet Astrid has to kiss Hiccup every day for a whole miserable week, but Alvin and some other villains soon mess things up, big time. It gets even more complicated when it turns out that they're after Astrid who happens to be the key to all the ancient dragon secrets - she just doesn't know about it yet.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,723 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Alvin the Treacherous, Heather - Complete
Rendezvous on Itchy Armpit reviews
When Astrid and Hiccup take the next big step in their relationship, Astrid becomes a little unsure about herself, so Hiccup takes her on a trip to show the lass of his life that there's nothing to be afraid of. [Lemonfields / Hard moments / Astrid's POV ] Extra chapter: Hiccstrid, Ruffret & babies.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,756 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] [Ruffnut, Eret] - Complete
Dear Miss Hofferson Dear Mr Haddock reviews
A series of short messages between Astrid and Hiccup, but from time to time other Berkians and even the dragons chip in as well. Fun and smut and rock'n'roll.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Snotlout, Toothless - Complete
My Lass reviews
Yes, she is my friend, my very best friend, but she is also painfully beautiful and exceptionally smart. I should tell it to her, I know, but words don't come easy… (RTTE fluff, Hiccup's POV)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
The Ghost reviews
WW2 AU. A young wife receives sad news about her husband, RAF squadron leader Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. (Hiccstrid)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Eret - Complete
Why Don't You Kiss Me? reviews
Astrid grabbed every opportunity to show the young man that she took an interest in him, but it seemed that Hiccup didn't have the guts to do anything about it. A teensy-weensy oh-that-awkward-first-real-kiss Hiccstrid fluff.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Ruffnut, Snotlout] - Complete
First Things First reviews
It all seems a bit difficult at first, but practice makes perfect. A really cheezy-fluffy story about the first steps towards each other.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
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