Look, I didn't want to be a fangirl.

If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this tab right now. Believe whatever lie your friends told you about fangirling, and try to lead a normal life.

Being a fangirl is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you flamed in painful, nasty ways.

If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's 'just fanfiction', great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this can overtake your life.

But if you recognize your obsession in these fics, if you feel something stirring inside-stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and the fangirl feels with come for you.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Welcome non-earthlings, zombie-slayers, teenage ninjas, dragon-riders, demigods and every other puny human that can cast spells and wield a light-saber.

Welcome to the place where borderline mediocre fanficton is made. Here, we take everything less seriously than it's intended to be. My selection includes romance, action/adventure and comedy (Unfortunately for you, I think everything I write is goshdarn hilarious). A great big high-five to anyone who gets the reference on the top half of my profile.

Who am I? A writer, a reader and an aspiring super hero, time-traveler, autobot and dentist. But you'll probably know me best as being the girl who will be the only person to die by falling down a flight of stairs during the zombie apocalypse.

I do a lot of fanfiction now, but I aim to one day (after more practise) become an author. Right now I've got a considerable part of my first novel done, Heaven's Tether, as well as it's sister Trial by Water the first two chunks in a very LONG four-parter I've been mapping out since I was ten. It's hard to summarize, but imagine what kind of book you get when you have a gaggle of teenage nerds breathing down your neck every word you write. But add that in with writing FF and all my lovely schoolwork and you can understand how I can be a busy girl. (No, I gots no social life I'm not going to lie).

And for the love of fangirl, let's love each other!

My retired Xioalin Showdown account: Kelland

Name: Vanessa

Age: 19

Favourite Book: The original Percy Jackson series still holds my heart, followed closely by Fangirl

Favourite Movie: How to Train your Dragon

Favourite Show: Right now... The Mindy Project

What's up with my pen name: It's no special name (although I admit Bree Lin could totally be someone's name)

What's up with my profile pic: Bickslow, from Fairy Tail. The anime is kind of my obsession right now, and so my profile reflects such. Bickslow is a freak, and so am I, so...

Stories (WIP, upcoming and other news) 10/16/16

A Family of my Own Design: Has a companion fic on the way... but this one WILL NOT BE UPDATED.

Devil: I think there might be like, one chapter left... maybe... or maybe two, it really depends on how many words come out of me :P

Blockbuster: Probably a three-parter at this point. Eventually, eventually, it will be finished.

Three Clues to Follow: I intended for it to be just a one-shot, but I don't think I was clear about that, so... I may write another chapter. Maybe.

Dragon Born (Upcoming): Nothing yet.

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies... The man who never reads lives only one."

-George R.R. Martin