Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Harry Potter, the amazing JK Rowling does.

Warnings: Language. Molly, Ginny and Hermione Bashing.

Summary: Ginny's been telling everyone that she's dating Harry and refuses to listen to him saying they aren't together. Finally, Harry has enough and publically shouts at Ginny, announcing he's dating (along with who by the end), the staff have fun watching the drama unfold along with the Weasley Twins.

Set in fifth year.

Harry sighed. Ginny Weasley had been following him, latching onto him and telling everyone...everyone...that he and she were dating. But that was not true. For one Harry didn't love her, she was his best friends sister so he put up with her, for another she didn't have the...assets he was interested in. Plus he was already dating someone.

He was polite as he tried to turn her down. Telling her he loved her like a sister, not a lover. He tried everything, but she didn't get the hint. Then one day Dumbledore announced a Halloween party, something to liven the year up. He, being Harry, supposed it was ironic as Halloween was a day for the dead and for his parent's deaths.

"Me and Harry are going as a couple." He heard Ginny whisper loudly to her friends -although she probably intended for everyone to hear. Harry tried to tell Ginny they weren't going together and he wasn't actually planning to go. She ignored him and told him what he should wear.

The day of the Halloween masquerade ball came quickly.

"I'm sorry Dray, but I'm not going."

"I understand and I didn't think you would. I can stay with you, keep you company as you mourn if you wish?"

"No, it's alright. Please, go have fun. Don't stay here with me, it'll be dull and boring." Harry replied to his boyfriend as the blonde hugged him comfortingly,

"If that is what you wish then I will. Please don't feel like you should send me away, I do not care for the ball."

"It's alright Draco. I want you to go and have fun." Smiled Harry tensely as he kissed Draco on the cheek. Yep, Harry James Potter kissed Draco Malfoy, his boyfriend.

"Where were you last night Harry? I can't believe you missed the ball!" Hermione shrieked when she appeared at breakfast the following morning,

"Yeah mate, Ginny's pissed you blew her off," Ron commented as he began to load his plate with food,

"Why do you think I'd go to a bloody ball on Halloween? Why on Merlin's beard would I celebrate that day?"

"Harry! Watch your tone! It was Halloween, you should've been having fun."

"Yes. Because it's not like my parents died that day fifteen years ago or anything." He said in annoyance.

"Honestly Harry. You've never had a problem with that before."

"Because I haven't been able to!" He yelled, everyone who wasn't already listening to them turned to focus on the Golden Trio, " I haven't been able to mourn my parents at all since I've been at this bloody school! First year it was interrupted by a troll, second year was the fucking Basilisk, then third was Sirius and fourth was the bloody cup. This is the first time I've been able to sit and mourn my god damned parents, Hermione! Forgive me if I didn't want to celebrate the day by going to a bleeding party." Noticing the attention he was getting he began to eat again, when of course Ginny made an angry entrance.

"Harry James Potter!" She all but screamed, "How dare you stand me up?"

Enough was enough. Harry slammed his hand on the table as he stood up, the sound echoed throughout the room, silencing everyone and everything -although Ginny's scream seemed to have done that already.

"I have had it up to here with you Ginevra. I'm not in love with you. I'm not dating you. What does it take for that to sink into your thick skull?"
"Mr Potter-" Umbridge began as she stood up, only to be cut off by Minerva,

"Delores, I do insist you sit down. Mr Potter is doing nothing wrong and selfishly I find myself wanting to continue watching this scene."

"Excuse me, Minerva!" She squeaked in annoyance,

"Now now Delores. There is nothing in the school's rules about having an argument amongst one another, they are teenagers after all and are bound to have issues with each other."
"Albus! Potter is disrupting the meal!"
"Delores." He spoke in a demanding tone, "You will find that the majority of the school is rather curious in the matter and whilst arguments are allowed, they usually aren't recommended to have in public, however, sometimes the only way for something to sink in, is for it to be in public. So I insist you sit down and allow them to continue." Umbridge begrudgingly sat down.

"Harry! How can you say that? We are in love. We have been dating too!"
"No. No, we haven't. Your delirious mind made that up."

"We are supposed to date! Supposed to marry and I'm supposed to have your children!" She yelled angrily as she grabbed Harry's wrist tightly,

"Get off! That's never going to happen!"

Secretly at the staff table, Dumbledore was sharing out a bag of popcorn with Minerva and Severus as they watched the scene unravel. Down at the Gryffindor table, Fred and George could be seen doing the same.

"But mum said! Mum said you were mine and that I could have you! You will be mine, Harry! Mine!"
"Actually I won't. I think you need to get yourself checked out Ginny. You're fricken mental." Harry said as he tried to pry her hand off his wrist as her nails (claws) began to draw blood.

"No! No! You're mine!"
"Oh for Merlin's sake woman! I'm in love with someone else. Not you. I've been seeing someone for months now and it's not fucking you!" He yelled clearly exasperated, he didn't expect Ginny to slap him. The slap was strong. He felt his neck snap to the side painfully as he stumbled to the ground.

"Oi, Ginny!"
"Leave Harrikins alone." The twins shouted as they realised what had happened.

The Great Hall was quiet before everyone started muttering to their friends about what they just learned.

"I knew she was lying. No way could Ginny snag the Boy-Who-Lived."
"I wonder who he's dating."
"How ridiculous."
"Pleasure doing business with you Gred."
"Damn you Forge." The Weasley Twins voices stood out most to Harry as George handed Fred a few Galleons.

"Harry, couldn't you have been nicer?" Hermione moaned at the boy,

"Oh shut up Hermione," Harry muttered back clearly annoyed, his face stinging from the slap,

"How dare you? I have been nothing but kind and helpful to you, yet you have been so rude this morning."

"Hermione. Not everyone appreciates you butting in. So piss off." He growled,

"Ronald, do something!" She gasped

"He is right 'Mione. You have been quite rude this morning. I say Ginny deserved it. You deserved it even, I mean you forgot his parents died last night all those years ago."
"Thanks for last night Ron." Harry murmured to his friend who had comforted him in the night.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Ginny screamed, once again she grabbed Harry and smashed her lips against his, Harry tried to get her off, "There you are mine now."
"No, I'm not. I think I need to go and throw up now though." By this point, Draco had come over.

"Weaslette, I don't appreciate you snogging my boyfriend." Draco then gently kissed Harry, who melted into the kiss.

"Damn it, George. You win." Fred moaned as he handed George the Galleons he had just won.

"Thank you, brother dearest."

"Ginny. Dad's gonna be hearing about this. It's unacceptable behaviour." Ron muttered to his sister as Draco and Harry walked out together chatting and smiling.

Authors Notes: Hey people, hope you enjoyed it, it was just a random idea I had in my head.

I'm thinking about doing a part two -maybe three- of this where some truths come out, like Umbridge's behaviour and maybe have Ginny try to get Harry to drink a love potion. Please tell me if you would like those extra parts, otherwise, I don't see the point in writing it. Because of this, I won't write it as complete until I know if I'm going to write more, I'll give it about a week and a bit probably. (Although, I'll probably end up writing more as long as one person wants it lol)

Anyway,

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