Sherlock is sick and Joan takes care of him until they start to realise there might be something more than friendship between them. Hopefully funny and won't kill your Joanlock feels, promise! I'll be updating with a new chapter soon. Reviews are always appreciated! Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with the show, characters, etc.

AU: When Princess Emma's ship is captured by the Jolly Roger and Captain Killian Jones, she offers herself as a hostage for ransom if he will let the ship and the other passengers go. With Emma, Killian remembers the honour he once held dear, and Emma catches glimpses of the gentleman Killian had been. Against all odds, the pirate and the princess begin to fall for each other.

"Looking to make BIG money fast and easy? Get paid to get off while helping others fulfill their fantasies, one word at a time." -All it took was one classified ad… and one client named, B. Fate called… and I answered. What will happen though, when Edward's favorite caller turns out to be the new girl next door, unaware of who her neighbor boy really is? **Currently On Hiatus**

A collection of Holmes/Watson shorts focusing on (but not limited to) friendship, humor, and romance.

Modern World AU. College Freshman Emma Nolan has no love for poetry, and not even her hot Lit. professor, Killian Jones, can make her understand it. Yet as she receives a series of mysterious notes and presents, understanding unfolds in her heart, & she falls in love with the stranger sending them. But to whom does her heart belong? And will her romance end in happiness or sorrow?

SMUT. Sub/Dom. "She spent the first several months of their relationship talking herself into, then out of, telling him. A distracting cycle of nerves and frustration. They were so happy together, and having one unsatisfied fantasy wasn't the worst thing in the world." But Hook will go to any lengths to satisfy his princess. Did I mention SMUT?

A collection of CS one shots - all smut. Kinks/PWP/dub-con... anything goes. PM me if you have a prompt:D

Everywhere she was sent, he was there, her savior, the boy with blue eyes. He should have meant nothing to her, just another person that had to leave, but he meant everything. Against all odds, he kept coming back.

AU: Killian Jones had put on a good act. Emma Swan had a system. But what will happen when both of them start living under the same roof? Roommate Fic: CS and Snowing

CS AU: Emma Swan is an international popstar who goes off the grid following a very public and messy breakup with her now-former manager, Neal. Killian Jones works at a small hotel owned by his brother in the rural English village where Emma chooses to hide out. They find themselves drawn to each other, but what will happen when Neal refuses to accept Emma leaving him?

CS Disney Mulan AU. Emma's first thought as she steps over and on to the gangplank, is that she's never even been on a boat before. Her second is that maybe this was a terrible idea. She has no naval experience, no particular investment in the war itself - but that's not why she joins. And as long as no one finds out she has magic, she should be fine. Right?

When in the wake of a messy breakup Emma makes the impulsive decision to return home to her parent's ranch in the Rockies, she certainly doesn't expect to find a strange Irish guy living in what was once her apartment over the garage, and she definitely doesn't imagine that the home she couldn't wait to be rid of five long years ago would be the very place her heart begins to heal.

Prophecy from Neverland: 'There will be a babe born to the land. He will endure loss and pain that will drive him as none before. But True Love will reveal him to be the one who will lead the realms to peace. His beloved will be hailed as the Savior, and with her at his side, they will bring magic back to all the realms.' Killian is that babe. Collab with Kelpie169 Legendary Tales

(Under revision 12/2016) In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara

Looking to make some extra money, college senior Emma Swan takes a post as a model for Professor Killian Jones' art class. Sparks fly on both sides. Will they give into temptation?

Pirate!Killian/Princess Emma AU. Captain Hook is brought before Snow and Charming, and sentenced to death. Finding herself on the verge of being married off to the son of the Dark One, Emma takes matters into her own hands...including a certain pirate in her scheme.

Sequel to Unlocked. Emma, Killian and Liam adjust to their life in London. Their relationship faces new challenges and scrutiny, both publicly and privately. Killian/Emma/Liam. Rated M for an extremely good reason!

Emma has a very important question. (will contain explicit sex, roleplay, roughness, and various kinks in the second part)

Short stories (some longer, some shorter) I write and gather here :) Mostly Captain Swan.

Captain Swan AU: Princess Emma and Prince Killian are supposed to marry to unite the kingdoms, but neither are very keen on a marriage. They've never seen each other before and while Emma has to struggle with his attitude toward her, he has a dark secret he's keeping. (Rated M for later chapters)

No curse. Princess Emma, along with her own brother, grew up with the brothers Liam and Killian Jones. After she is betrothed to Prince Baelfire, she is forced to realise that her feelings for Killian are more than she had bargained for

A (very fluffy) Zutara love story continuing from "The Firebending Masters" episode. Contains spoilers and is (very) OOC and cliche at parts. I don't claim Avatar or its characters. Anyway, mostly wrote this for myself and it's my first fanfic in a long, long while, so... be gentle. Hope you like it!

An unusual one night stand takes on a life of its own, as Emma Swan finds herself enthralled by Killian and Liam Jones, visiting English naval officers. Modern AU. Rated M for an extremely good reason.

Criminal Minds AU - Emma and Killian are partners in a BAU unit, but behind the innuendos and good-natured quips lays a dangerous game of cloak and dagger. When all is said and done and the perpetrator is put away, how deep does their partnership go? (Violent themes throughout)

AU & CS. Emma Swan is a skilled bounty hunter in the Enchanted Forest & it just so happens that one of her clients is Captain Hook. What happens when she agrees to take on his dangerous request? Two broken individuals with dark pasts play a risky game full of mistrust & secrets, unwilling to give the other the upper hand. Whose wall will break first? (slow-burn)

They called it 'The Black Country' and it was about as grey and as far from the sea as you could possibly get. But when Emma Swan turns up singing, perhaps Killian is more enchanted than he should be. - Siren!Emma AU {Inspired by Peaky Blinders BBC}

The barwench in Emma laments the fact that she never got her night with Captain Hook ...

Killian Jones has a way with words. Or he used to... but after the accident things weren't the same. When he fires his editor the publishing company sends him someone new to determine if his career can be salvaged or if he's a lost cause..."No one uses the word malfeasance! Damn it Killian, are you drunk again?" (NOW complete!)

Modern AU: Emma Swan is the owner of Pet Saviors — a dog training/walking/sitting service. Killian Jones, and his dog Gale, are her clients. When Emma & Killian finally meet, the fur flies. (Only part of the epilogue deserves a higher rating than K.) MAIN STORY IS COMPLETE. ANY NEW CHAPTERS ARE PROMPT REQUESTS I AM FILLING.

Sequel to 'The Swan-Feather Cloak' When Princess Emma makes another deal with Rumplestiltskin, Killian Jones vows to assist her, even if it means pulling an old friend out of retirement so he can accompany her to a new realm. If only she would tell him exactly what the deal involves.

AU. The castle, being a princess, has never felt right and one day Emma just flees in search of something more, ending up in a tavern where she meets the devilishly handsome pirate Captain Hook.

Seventeen year old Emma Swan unwittingly and accidentally falls through a mysterious portal that lands her in the middle of the ocean, only to be saved by a young, dashing lieutenant, and to be brought aboard the Jewel of The Realm. Will she be able to find her home? And if she does... Will she still want to go? Lieutenant Duckling/Captain Swan. AU. Canon elements.

AU: 10 Years Ago, Emma Swan gave up a son for adoption to give him his best chance. 10 Years Ago, Killian Jones and his wife Milah adopted a little boy they named Henry. Now, in a chance meeting, Emma will reunite with her son and his now-single father, learning to love the both of them while learning what the true meaning of family really is.

AU. "I just want you to tell me how you fell in love with dad." "Fine." Henry's already jumping back into a sitting position, excited as a kitten with a strand of wool. "But I'm not telling you who your father is, and I'm changing all the names. I decided that just now. You'll have to guess which one he is, okay?"

AU, Captain Swan. Emma goes through the portal alone, and is stranded in a world she doesn't She quickly encounters a rather dashing pirate, but despite making a deal with him to get home will she be able to trust him enough to work together? Or should she even trust him in the first place?

A challenge was issued to me and I'm answering. The goal is to guess the kink of a friend of mine. She will only tell me if I write it. So these are all my attempts at guessing in one location. Each chapter will be a new kink involving the CS ship. Enjoy my steamy attempts. Rated M for kinky dirty smut.

After a day gone wrong and a tremendous break up, Emma finds herself being consoled by a mysterious bartender.

Emma Swan is happy. She has her son Henry and a new apartment in a new town. And, to her surprise, a new neighbor named Killian. When he offers to help her get settled in, she realizes that this may have the potential to blossom into something amazing.. (3 chapters and an epilogue. Epilogue in progress)

The young lieutenant didn't expect to be saved by the fearsome captain of the Wandering Lady. Nor did he expect her fire to be imprinted upon his very being. As he finds himself captured, he wonders if he can bring back a woman long gone? Or if his hands will become just as bloodied and desperate... Pirate!Emma, Lieutenant!Killian. Smut and Language, as per usual.

AU. Set after WWII. After over three years of war Killian Jones returns home. But the former Lieutenant now turned Captain is shattered and broken and has lost too many people during war. Now it us up to young Emma Swan to fix the shattered man and heal his broken heart.

Emma Swan is working a job as a bailbonds person at a Boston bar, when she meets a handsome sailor by the name of Killian Jones. The two hit it off from the start and embark on, what they believe to be, a holiday weekend of no strings attached sex.

An AU moment if Killian weren't quite as quick to knock Hook to the ground. PwP, MFM.

After circling around each other in Neverland, everything changes on the journey back to Storybrooke. Emma's not sure if it's a flicker or an eternal flame, but she finds herself drawn to the enchanting Killian Jones.

Valentine's Day is new to the Enchanted Forest, and Hook hates it already. Can Cupid's arrow bring him his True Love? Does he even want it to? Captain Swan fluff/smut. Rated M for future chapters.

AU. Sequel to "Crimson." Killian Jones and Emma Swan are finally engaged and living together in London with their son, but the old ghosts of Neverland are rising, bringing with them a terrible new magic and enemies both strange and intimate. Against the demons of their past, they're going to have to fight harder than ever for their future.

Joan had not been aware that her desire to stay with Sherlock had been anything more than just sadness at one of the most interesting times in her life coming to an end. Then everything had gone to hell and Sherlock had sat on the couch at the station and told her he'd miss her.

This is an au story taking place in fairytale land without the curse taking place. Captain Killian Jones/Captain Hook never met or loved Milah. The Dark One killed his mother in front of him when he was a young child filling him with the need to avenge his mother's death. His life is consumed only with thoughts of revenge until he meets a certain young blonde princess.

sigh no more, no more

(Very) smutty PWP. Includes handcuffs, dirty talk, teasing, voyeurism, masturbation, and chair sex.

It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)

AU: It's Emma's 18th birthday and the last thing she wants is a party held in her honour. She leaves the castle for fresh air and finds much more than she needed - a flask of rum and a sailor.

AU. Professor Killian Jones, a mysterious Irish scholar, and Emma Nolan, a college sophomore from a sleepy little town in Maine, cross paths at Boston College. Neither of them could have imagined what would happen next. *** COMPLETE ***

The third installment to Fifty Shade of Salvatore fanfic series. This story takes place after the painful truth of what Elena learned about Katherine and how she is coping with it. Will Damon and her ever be the same? And what other horrors await for them as the begin to pick up the pieces.

Captain Swan AU: The Charmings and Killian think that Gold is gone for good, but he's got a weapon and he'll use it to enact his revenge on them, even if it means ripping the universes apart. Sequel to Across the Universe. Read it first! Accompanying graphics on Tumblr.

Set after the season 2 finale in Neverland. Emma/Hook start to fall in love in Neverland while searching for Henry. Only to find Neal instead. Rated Mature for later chapters.

Sherlock and Joan enter unfamiliar territory in their professional relationship. Has a line been crossed?

Blackout. It started with a touch, and whirled out of control until she never wanted it to end, and then it was over and the lights came back on. Sherlock and Joan and being in the dark. Final Chapter 12: Seeing in the dark. The end. And thank you for over 63,000 views! -Sef

AU [no curse]: Emma has grown up as a princess and is now betrothed to Prince Eric against her own will. However, after wandering into the enchanted forest, her life gets turn upside down when she's captured by an overconfident pirate with a hook for a hand. But what happens when she feels herself beginning to fall for him?

Emma and Hook have begun to build a life together. A little story about Hook trying to adjust to this world and fit in with Emma and her son, as well as building a life for himself here in our world. A/U

AU in which Sherlock and Joan are together while the events of episode 1x12 took place. Companion to other stories from the series "Moments".

Emma goes to Neverland with Tamara, Neal and Henry on the Jolly Roger. Hook goes after his ship with the help of Charming and Snow. Or maybe it's not just the ship he wants.

Emma and Mr. Gold's roadtrip to find Baelfire leads to some interesting discoveries. How will the citizens of Storybrooke react to Gold's son, especially a certain someone who still has a favor to call in? Emma's caught between a rocky past relationship and a hard pirate. Chaos ensues. A sequel to my story A Good Pirate is Hard (to Find). Read that one first!

Spoilers for the Bourne Legacy. All they had was each other. Aaron/Marta

Sequel to Easing Tension. After Emma and Hook's one night stand they find that their relationship changes. They are no longer fighting all the time and are even acting more like friends, but Neal is still lurking around and wants Emma back. Emma begins to wonder if what happened between her and Hook was just easing tension or something more. AU - Now Complete

Sherlock begins to discover the comfort of which Joan can provide to him. (Fluffy, will progress to Joanlock slash) Takes place post each newest episode, The first is after M, second after Details.

When everyone is trying to convince you that the person you would die for and kill for was dead, would you believe them or would you follow your own heart?

Joanlock - Sherlock didn't want her to go but didn't know how to make her stay. -Please fave if you enjoyed. Thank You-

The first installment in the Fifty Shades of Salvatore fanfic series. A parody of Fifty Shades of Grey, but with a Vampire Diaries twist. Damon Salvatore takes on role similarities to Christian Grey while Elena Gilbert portrays the curious Anastasia Steele.

AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.

Natasha finds herself in Russia with the mission to take down the Red Room once and for all. Meanwhile, Clint discovers that Natasha is, by some miracle, pregnant. Now, Clint rushes to save not only his wife, but his unborn child from the man that wants Natasha dead more than anything. Book 2 of 4 in One More Night series BlackHawk

Katara visits Zuko as the others build Republic City and long hidden feelings resurface as both parties are confused and excited by the reunion

Those beautiful cerulean eyes, as full and rich as the sea. They were clear now, clarified, empty of pain and sorrow. I bent down to kiss her, and as our lips met, I felt the same spark that I had felt since the very first day I'd seen her. REVIEW. Zutara. Formerly called "Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones"