Author has written 1 story for Fairy Tail. Let's have a nice heart-to-heart chat about the joys of killing virgins during Satanic rituals... If you did not just run screaming from the computer, I may get along very well with you. If you did, but you came back and started reading again, good for you. You need to strengthen that weak heart of yours. If you ran and did not come back... you are a prude, church-girl-sissy-pansy who probably cried during Twilight. And goes to Justin Bieber concerts. In which case, I have just the manga for you. Have you ever heard of...BATTLE ROYALE? I think it will absolutely PULL at your heartstrings... Seriously, you prissy-assed lot have to read it before you are deemed mentally fit for my sadistic personality... To everyone else, ENJOY... We are ALL mad here... -*So about those virgins...* -Message For The People That Browse My Favorites- Quick warning: Almost none of the fan fictions are anything but M-Rated, and most of them are also...hard yaoi (Pun-Punny-Pun-Pun). Just so you know... And if you don't like it, well, sucks to be you. -End Message!- *WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS PROFILE TO SHOW YOU A SEDUCTIVE BANANA* https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKMxoytqrSc3Cs2EExrtjyW9v9P_7Bwq11Y3qGnCzjAgSlHj0O And now... THE REPOSTS! 99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile. If Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber were standing on a building about to jump, 90% of the teenage population would beg them to come down safely. 8% would scream at them to jump. If you are a part of the 2% who would go up there and push them off, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Shiankumo Bani, The-3-Sueslayers, Phoenix of the Darkness, Agent Liberi, Author of Scifi, Seiren Sekito, Primitiveradiogoddess, MakenshiCrona, K8 Dunn, Welnakia, AngelofFluffiness, Twisted Sonnet It's lovely, isn't it? Okaay, now for the personal information nobody gives a damn about... *Sigh* Name: IT'S TWISTED SONNET TO ALL OF YOU. Age: If you MUST know, I am 14. Weight: GET. OUT. Gender: Female. To All of the men and women alike crawling over each other to date me... I hope there is a surgery that can repair your damaged brain. Favorite Food: I will eat anything unhealthy, but my all-time fav must be gummy bears. The close second is tiramisu. Favorite Band: Panic! At the Disco. Why? IT'S PANIC! AT THE DISCO. THAT'S WHY. Favorite Song Artist/Singer/Thing/WHATEVER: Hatsune Miku. I think her song 'Dark Woods Circus' is responsible for that mess... Hobbies: Drawing, reading, reading manga, watching anime, fangirling, writing fanfiction, reading fanfiction, sacrificing virgins to Satan... Normal teenager things. Favorite Animal: Jabberwocky. NO ONE SAID IT HAD TO BE REAL!!! Plus, it breathes purple lightning in place of fire. How is that not awesome? Favorite Song: 'Sweet Dreams' by Eurythmics Favorite Music Video: 'Dark Woods Circus' By Hatsune Miku. Favorite YouTuber: Onision. Go watch him. RIGHT NOW. Second Favorite YouTuber(s): SMOSH. Everyone knows SMOSH. It's just the way it is... Third Favorite YouTuber: Paint. ('After Ever After' is ma' JAM!) Favorite Movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Favorite TV show: DOCTOR WHO, BITCHES!!!!! Dreams For The Future (In order): The Purge, Killing Justin Bieber during the Purge, become either an author, a graphic novelist, or a clothing designer. AND FINALLY, A MESSAGE FOR GOTHIC BANANAS!!!: BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE BAE Welp, that's all I've got. Please don't shank me for long breaks between chapter postings. It would kind of ruin my day, and I don't think Satan would appreciate you killing his child...But maybe it's just me. VIVE L'AMERIQUE!!! Twisted Sonnet (P.S: About the Code Geass down in favorites; DON'T JUDGE ME!!!) |
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