Hello, and welcome to PARADISE.x's profile! Thanks for clicking!

Just call me Parrie-chan!

Wanna Skype with me? My name is paradise.ross ! Add me as contact and tell me what your screenname is on here!

Now, for a little bit about myself:

Name: Temperance

Nicknames: Tempie, Tempra, Turkey, Parrie('cause of my username), Lythie(because of another username), Eli (I don't know either...), That Bitch Who Ignores Everyone, Tempie-chan, Tempie-sempai, Ranch (beacuse of 'rance' at the end of my name), Parrie-chan

Age: 13

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Height: Uh...tall?

Weight: Uh...100?

Fave Color: Red

Fave Band: Nirvana or Red Hot Chili Peppers

Fave Song: Hotel California by The Eagles

Fave Anime/Manga: Fairy Tail

Fave Male Anime/Manga Character(s): Natsu Dragneel and Black*Star

Fave Female Anime/Manga Character(s): Lucy Heartphilia, Erza Scarlet, and Juvia Loxar

Fave Anime/Manga Moment: When InuYasha and Kagome kiss in the very last episode of InuYasha. The VERY LAST EPISODE (sobs uncontrollably)

Fave Anime/Manga Pairing(s): NaLu, SoMa, GraVia, JeZA, BlackStarxTsubaki

Fave Anime/Manga Rivalry: Gray and Natsu

What I wish to be when I grow up: Director of the CIA of America

Ug, my stupid ass parents said I could NOT go to Nekocon, this giant anime convention near my town. They said, "Oh, 30-year-old men go there to look at girls dressed up in slutty anime constumes!" and I'm all like, "I hate you ALL!" Erg, so sad now..;_;

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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PARADISE.x

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

"Brofist!"

...:Put this on your profile if you are a member of the Bro Amry:...

Your a 90's Kid if... (Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smile at one of these things.)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better inky binky bonky daddy had a donkey.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!

things I like: InuYasha, DBZ, Hunger Games, Avatar The last airbender, Gregor the Overlander, INUYASHA, FAIRY TAIL(with all my living soul.)

Things I HATE: Kikyo, Kikyo, Kikyo, did I mention Kikyo? Baye blade, bakugon, KIKYO, Lissania, NatsuxLissania pairings, NatsuxErza pairings.

Lets get this straight, I do not like kikyo. I think she is evil and mean. SHE IS A FREAKING ZOMBIE! She was brought back form the dead so yeah, EVIL ZOMBIE KIKYO!

I am a Kagome and InuYasha fan, a Peeta and Katniss fan, Miroku and Sango fan, Vegeta and Bulma fan, a Toph and Soka fan, a Katara and Zuko fan, and a Gregor and Luxa fan, and a Natsu and Lucy fan!!!!

Stories I am currently working on:

Multi-Chapters

Circus de Fairy Tail: Its about Lucy Heartphilia, a young woman in the dark guild Theive's Guild, who is ordered by her evil Master to go and infiltrate Fairy Tail, a high-class offical guild. When she does, she begins to not only fall in love with Circus de Fairy Tail but with a certain firey young man as well!

75% done!

Theme: One Step Closer by Linkin Park

Banner: http:///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=CircusdeFairyTailCoverPhoto#/d5lh6s2

I have so many drawings of this story but my scanner is a piece of shit -_- I will get them up as soon as I can.

The Dragon Tamer: Lucy Heartphilia is a world class Dragon tamer and has to find a suitable husband of royal blood in a year. Natsu Dragneel is the Dragon Prince who turns into a handsome and overprotective boy at night and is Lucy's birthday present. Once again, 'nuff said.

10% Done!

Theme: N/A for now

Banner: Still making it!

The Demon Lord: It is a normal day when Lucy Heartphilia, age 17, is kidnapped by a pink haired pyromaniac and spirited away to the mythical Halloween Town-a place that only exists in scary stories! Wait, he wants what? What's a 'mate'? "I've been watching you all your life, Luce!"

Preview is up!

Theme: N/A for now

Banner: Still making it!

Short Stories

Let Me In: Her life is falling apart. She's bullied at school, her father-though abusive-is dying, her grades are plummenting. That's when he moves in; the delciously mysterious misfit with eyes that seem to stare into her soul. He's an enigma-a puzzle she'll do anything to solve. But there's always a catch, and something's wrong with Natsu.

75% done

Theme: Possum Kingdom by The Toadies

[Many more coming soon!]

Stories I am done with:

Short Stories

Gone Away: Instead of Lucy being 'asleep' on Tenrou Island for 7 years, she returns after only 2 years believing her friends are dead. She becomes the unoffical guild master and becomes cold and untrusting after 5 years of pain and grief. When Natsu and the others return, they are surprised to find she won't forgive and forget so easily.

Chapters: 4

Theme: Goen Away by The Offspring

Short One-shots

Property of Natsu Dragneel: After a night of heavy drinking, Lucy wakes up perfectly fine in her room...other than her massive hangover, her lack of clothing and the fact that she is now 'Property of Natsu Dragneel'.

Lucy and Natsu's [Fake] Relationship: To get Mirajane off their backs, Lucy and Natsu decide to fake a relationship. Once they go back to Lucy's house, some...things happen. Smut.

What Happens on Moon's Cresent: Lucy is harassed by that guy who Judo Heartphilia wanted her to marry. SHe gets angry and goes to put him straight. Natsu goes after her. I'm sure you can guess the ending!

Compared to Them: When Lucy is offered infinous power, she declines. A cute little one-shot about how Lucy isn't as weak as everyoe says she is.

The Art of Being Ignored: Natsu has been ignoring Lucy, and Lucy gets upset and begins to believe he doesn't like her anymore. So, Natsu must prove to her that he doesn't just like her, he loves her.

When You Turn Black: Through swollen eyes she can see everything he is doing. Every punch, every earth shattering snaps of bone sends a strange sense of rpide through her. Her Dragon would protect her from monsters, even if he became one himself.

Parrie-chan's Little Rant on Little Things: Just a rant on Minerva from Sabertooth and the whole 'Lisanna is an evil bitch' thing.

Parrie-chan's Little Rant on Little Things Part 2: Just another rant on Gray's death and the biggest troll done on me by Hiro-dono -_- damn troller.

Lengthy One-shots

Coming very soon!

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I completely fell for that...

Sunday; 2:15 a.m.

I can't sleep. I just can't. That damned song, it keeps replaying in my head. That face...it keeps popping up whenever I try to close my eyes.

I turn on the T.V...Invader Zim is on, yeah that'll help! One of my favorite shows, so random and disturbing- but not in a scary way. Stupid creepypasta...why would I be reading that at 2 am?!

I can't sleep...no sleep...I haven't beeen able to sleep for days...my head weighs nearly 30 pounds, my eyes are rimmed with red, and everything I say is shakey and unfocused. Adding on the disturbed fear, that song, that damned face...that damned story... it just adds to my sleep debrivation...

I try to lay down and rest in complete darkness, but I can't. My mind makes things move, as if I am hullucinating. I can't think straight, and it's becoming known. I can't let my parents know. I can't let anyone know that this weakness is plueging me.

Should I get medical attention? I don't know... God my back hurts, my head hurts, my feet hurt, and my eyeballs feel like they are about to explode. Dim lights blind, soft noises startle, and slight pinches are excruciating.

God help me. Let me sleep.

&%@)(*!&"BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm((Paradise does though...))

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

God created man before woman. Every piece of artwork needs a roughdraft :D Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

OOC's made by Parrie!

Temperance Dragneel[for Fairy Tail]Yeah, yeah, I know, I named it after myself.

Age: Unknown but looks 25

Race: Soul Harvester Dragon

Sibiling: Natsu Dragneel

Father: Igneel

Mother: ???

Theme: Kidnap the Santy Clause by Korn [Nightmare Revisted]

Alias: Eli- she went by this single name when she travled through the land commiting crimes. The Magic Council is still looking for a masked figure named Eli...

Magic: She feeds on people's souls and mimicks their appearances and powers. So, if she took Natsu's soul, she would not only be fully fed, she would now have the power of the Fire DragonSlayer, and can take his apperance, except for scars and birthmarks.

Attacks:

Pain Stake: Makes victims see greatest fear until he/she dies from a heart attack. She got this power from a dark mage.

Dragon's Roar: All of the elemental dragon's roars in one. She can only do it when she is on the brink of death. She has yet to ever use it.

Pain Fury: Can make multiple people see worst fears. Takes much magic and can only be used once every year.

Bitch Incarnate: A rather funny attack where user multiplies by eight and all of the clones attack the enemy. She uses this one a lot.

Eli's Remourse: A terrifying attack where the user fires black beams of deadly pure magical energy from his/her eye and mouth. A fatal attack that garantees a sure kill. Does NOT work on other Dragons.

Pain God's Marvel Darkness: The user is able to use 'Hell's Fire' for a long period of time. Drains magical energy like crazy. 'Hell's Fire' can burn anything, including the Fire Dragon and his Slayer. This magic is exclusive to the Soul Harvester Dragon Temperance.

Total Recall: The user transforms into her true self, a dragon with silver and black scales, who has never ending magic energy. Only was to kill her in this form is to go inside her and destroy and eat her soul.