Witchy's Rules

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Rule #1: Don't be a tool.

Rule #2: I'm writing for fun, I'm not here for the critique. If you don't like the story, stop reading it.

Rule #3: Don't complain about how long I take to update. (A friendly "update soon!" is perfectly fine).

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Blanket Disclaimer

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All characters based on those from Inuyasha are not mine. I do not own them or profit from them.

The opinions and/or views of any character are not necessarily those of the author.

Any song titles or song lyrics used in any of the stories are not owned by the author unless otherwise stated. No profit is made from them.

WIP Stories

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That Flesh of Mine: An AU where demons aren't known to humankind, but they exist all the same. Kagome, a high school student, must stop the influx of them to her tiny town, along with a blood-streaked, silver haired half-demon.

Deductions: A Sherlock!AU in which Inuyasha is Sherlock, Kagome is Watson, and no one else is interesting enough to be mentioned. Oh, and there's a lot of dead bodies :)

[Hiatus] Dancing in a Hurricane: A spy!AU where Inuyasha is a much angrier and far less suave James Bond. Kagome is Q. Together, they make things blow up a lot. Well, it's mostly him.

[Hiatus] Fallen Among Thieves: An AU where Inuyasha is a thief, Kagome is a private investigator, and neither of them can let go of the other.

[Hiatus] I'll Be There for You: A drabble-esque AU where Apartment 411 (Kagome, Rin and Sango) meet Apartment 412 (Inuyasha, Kouga and Miroku). It's F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Inuyasha style!

Upcoming Stories

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Golden: Humans are going to die. The God of War has decreed it and now the fate of the mortal world rests on the shoulders of one Demi-God, an abomination. But what makes it all worse is not the other Goddesses flocking to his side, nor the fatally cursed human that keeps appearing. No. It's one Goddess dressed all in white. Her name is Truth and she comes from the Well. InuKag. MirSan.

Believe Me When I Say: Miroku has a problem. Everyone and their mothers think that he and Sango are dating, which is not in fact true. They're ice dancers; they have to look like they're in love to tell a story, to woo the audience, to captivate the judges. So they're not dating. And if Miroku is actually in love with his partner of fifteen years? Well. He's just really good at his job then. MirSan. InuKag.

All But Just Forgotten: He went by many names. Machine. Monster. Executioner. Killer. God. They whispered his identity, The Demon, to the wind in fear. But his name was never Inuyasha Taisho. InuKag. MirSan.

Barking and Bites: Inuyasha is turned into a dog. Not a cool, big, badass dog. A tiny, squeaky one. He's very angry about this and even more angry when he decides he's in love with the woman who finds him. InuKag.

Net 30 Days: He needs the money. It's the only reason that he agrees to meet her, this strange Kagome Higurashi woman who is actually offering to pay him for boyfriend-like services. Hand holding, fond looks, the odd kiss at special events. No sex though, which - Inuyasha learns quickly - is kind of unfortunate. InuKag.

Feel You In My Bones: A Bones AU.

Inevitable: It's the role of a lifetime and Kagome's career will be made. No more part-time waitress job, no more bit parts. And the best part? Acting alongside superstar Inuyasha Taisho, who is a bit abrupt but a nice guy overall. They're good friends. Just friends. But then a romance scandal between them breaks out and while her career continues to skyrocket, everything else just plummets right back down to earth. InuKag. MirSan.

Hell is Just a Sauna: A 10 Things I Hate about You AU. That's all that needs to be said, really. InuKag. MirSan.

Don't Close Your Eyes: Special Agent Kagome Higurashi is a medium, which means she can speak with the dead. She and her partner have been tracking a dangerous serial killer for years, but one accident in a small town leaves Kagome waking up in a hospital room with a man she doesn't know from a time period that isn't her own. He's a ghost, trapped and somehow tied to her, and tied to the very killer Kagome is desperate to catch. InuKag. MirSan. Requested by Keichanz.

Feel This Moment: The tower was his safe haven. A place where no demon could find him or torture him and kill him. He was safe, secreted away in the forest. So what if Inuyasha dreamed of adventure? Or running through the trees and jumping in rivers? The tower was safe. That was, until, a black-haired thief climbed in and flipped everything upside down. A Tangled AU. InuKag.

On Your Left: Kagome joins a running club. Not because she wants to 'get healthy'. Not because she likes running (dear god, no). And definitely not because she plans to run a marathon. If she ran a marathon, it would be because there's a gun to her head. No, no, Kagome is in a running club for one reason and one reason only. His name is Inuyasha, and he has some amazing assets. InuKag.

The Warehouse: Welcome to the Warehouse, where a particular kind of clientele come to keep things... In control. Some clients are difficult. Some clients are violent, or mouthy, or terrified. None of them come close to what Inuyasha is. InuKag.

Maybe So: He growls then, golden eyes glaring at the ceiling like it personally offended him. "I'll pay you, for fuck's sake," he grits out. Kagome can't help but feel like she's entered some new reality. Asshole extraordinaire who eats all her chips is now begging for her to be his fake girlfriend when his mom visits? And he's going to pay her for it? Kagome opens her mouth and says the first thing she thinks of. "You realize you have to be nice to a girlfriend, right? Or is that why you're still single?" InuKag, MirSan.

Circles: And with that, Inuyasha continued to stare at his cell phone, letting the horror wash over him. It was Tuesday. Again. Which meant that he'd been within ten feet of his soulmate without having met them. Which meant he'd have to relive the no-good, very bad, homocidal-rage-inducing day all over again. And again. Until he found them. Motherf--. InuKag.

(Don't) Reminisce on Me: Inuyasha stared at his captain. "No," he said, incredulous and uncaring. "You've got to be kidding me. Partnering me with the new kid on the block? Have you seen her? Looks like jail bait, acts super endearing, and says some kind of compliment every five seconds? I'll shoot her." A detective AU. InuKag. MirSan.

Nepenthe: The sea was her prison, her home, her torment. Despite living the past century, she had never forgotten the day she officially died, thrown overboard to taunts and jeers of drunken men. Left her to drown, and drown she did. Until the sea wrapped it's cold tendrils around her, taking and claiming, leaving only a monster left. InuKag.

Sincerely Yours: He never expects to fall in love with handwriting. A face, sure. A voice, probably. But handwriting? That is, however, a thing that has now happened. Miroku thinks the whole thing is hilarious. OR: Inuyasha and Kagome are betrothed, and write letters until they meet. InuKag. MirSan.

Potentiality: Kagome, an angel, is the hereditary enemy of Inuyasha, a demon. After knowing each other since The Beginning, the two of them have fought epic battles across the plains of earth. Like when Inuyasha left the dishes in the sink without washing them, or the time Kagome kept every light on in the house for a month straight while he was away "doing business" (the electric bill had been hell). And let's not forget when the two of them fought over what to do with a strange, magical, redheaded child on their doorstep. It may just be the beginning of the end of the world. They'll do their best not to report to their head offices about it. InuKag.

Must Be True: Inuyasha and Kagome have served together on the same starship for years. As her captain, Inuyasha is the largest pain in her ass this side of the galaxy - though probably all sides of it. As his chief medical officer, Kagome makes Inuyasha want to hurtle himself into a volcano. But what they don't realize is one incident changes everything, sending them into a wormhole only to find a new planet, a new timeline and... Their daughter, Moroha. InuKag. MirSan. Co-authored by WitchyGirl99 and LiaSango.

What We Provide: A Leverage AU. One chance. Inuyasha has one chance to get revenge for the death of his father, the destruction of a life he could have lived, and his mother's chance at happiness. This one chance includes working with a hacker, a hitter, a grifter and a thief. None of them like to play by the rules. Inuyasha will either get them in line, or go to jail trying. InuKag. MirSan.

When I'm Like This: It wasn't Kagome's fault that he mentioned Sango and Miroku so often. They were his only friends and in the "get-to-know-you" dating phase, you talked about friends, right? But then Kagome wanted to meet them and Inuyasha doesn't know how he'll survive taking her to a Supernatural bar filled with vampires, werewolves and other things that go bump in the night. InuKag. MirSan. Continuation of Drowning in the Night.

Story Verses

Stories, drabbles and sequels that exist within one - alternate - universe (or !verse, get it?)

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Psychic!Verse: Imaginary // Ordinary

Paradox!Verse: Loyal Traitor // Truthful Liar (currently unavailable)

Second!Verse: Irrevocable // Ineluctable // Immutable

Us!Verse: You and I // After

MeantToBe!Verse: So Now We'll Let the Rain Fall // I Just Want to Save You

Happiness!Verse: Happiness: The Tale of an Unstoppable Force and an Immoveable Object // The Big Bang Theory // Thanks a Bunch (But I'm Not Getting Married)

Barrel!Verse: A Little Dessert // Shaken, Not Stirred // Some Evening Delight

Crazy!Verse: Tell Me I'm Crazy // You Keep Saying That // Hold On

Chosen!Verse: How to Kill Me // Slaying It

Explicit!Verse: Pennies and Dimes // You're Still in My Way

Co-Written Stories

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How to Use Handcuffs for Dummies: A multi-chapter AU that is co-authored with the brilliant and lovely Kinky-Hoe.

Winging It (Or How a Half-Demon Ruled the Underworld One Smirk at a Time): A crack multi-chapter AU co-authored with SaraRosa77.