when the girls pick up the newest volume of sorcery weekly and find an article labeled 'fairy tail's hottest boys' they can't help but blush and swear up and down that they think otherwise.

{Who ya think you're kiddin' he's the Earth and Heaven to you}

Mira wiped the bar counter, humming to herself happily. She smiled kindly to fellow Guildmates, giggling when the boys blushed and muttered incoherent words to themselves. Levy walked up to Mira, a happy smile on her face. She clutched a book to her small chest, no doubt excited about that. Mira tossed her wash rag into a bin behind her, turning to the bluenette with an intrigued look, ready to listen.

"Oh Mira-chan!" Levy sighed, giggling to herself. She stared off dreamily, sitting down with a smile. Mira couldn't help but giggle at Levy's antics, knowing how the bookworm would get.

"Good book?" Mira guessed, to which Levy nodded her head vigorously, snapped back into reality. She bounced in her seat, throwing her hands up and behind her head, grinning widely.

"It was fantastic! It was so sad, but heartwarming and a real tearjerker-but the end! Kyaa~ he defended her and lost his arm! I wish I could have someone like that..." Levy trailed off at the end, pouting childishly. Mira couldn't help but giggle once more, her matchmaker senses tingling.

"Ara ara Levy-chan~ Aren't you forgetting something?" Mira waggled her finger at the petite girl, the other hand on her hip.

Levy quirked an eyebrow, oblivious and purely curious "What?". Mira nearly squealed, the cuteness washing over her. She hunched over the bar counter, getting close to Levy's face. Levy leaned back slightly, her personal space intruded. Mira cupped her hand over her mouth like she had a big secret, a glint to her eyes.

"Gajeel, of course!" She whispered, pulling back to giggle like a mad woman. Levy's face exploded into a million different shades of red, reeling back in her chair. She tumbled forward, smacking her head into the wooden countertop. People turned their heads in curiosity, wondering if the small girl hurt her head.

"Mira-chan!" Levy hissed, picking her head up slightly. She hoped Mira couldn't see how embarrassed she was at the thought. Well, in all honesty, she wouldn't really mind-

Gah! What am I thinking? I don't like Gajeel of all people! Levy slapped herself a couple of times in her mind, Mira studying her with that creepy smile she had whenever she saw Natsu and Lucy together.

"Hihi! You're all flushed!" Mira giggled. The doors slammed open, redirecting both of their gaze's to the entrance. In walked a certain Celestial mage and Dragon Slayer, the blonde bickering at the boy while he just grinned, obviously not listening at all.

"-and for the last time stop sneaking into my bed!" Lucy stressed, pulling at her hair in stress. Natsu heard that portion of her yammering, turning to her with a horrid look on his face.

"But Luce! Your bed is so comforting! And not to mention it smells so good!" Natsu moaned at the end, just imagining the sweet, sweet bed making him sleepy. Lucy's face flushed, crossing her arms and glaring the other way. He shrugged it off, running off to start a fight with Gray. Lucy sighed to herself, grouchily walking over to the two whispering girls at the bar. Mira looked up when Lucy arrived, that smile coming onto her face again.

"Boyfriend problems again?" Mira asked, not even blinking. She was pouring Lucy a cup of lemonade, making the blonde choke on her own spit(the only liquid available).

"W-W-What?" Lucy stammered, blushing harshly. Levy giggled at the look Lucy had, making Lucy turn to glare at the girl. Levy shrunk back, knowing she had made a bad decision.

"I wouldn't talk if I were you, Levy McGarden. The last time I checked you and Gajeel weren't a couple yet." Lucy defended herself. Levy didn't even blush, jutting her lip out and furrowing her eyebrows in protest.

"Yet!" Levy interjected hotly, shocking the blonde. Lucy's face automatically dropped before a fit of giggles interrupted from her.

"I knew it!"

"Ara ara Levy-chan~" Lucy purred, teasing her.

"S-shut up!" Levy squeaked, covering her face with her hands. How could she slip up so badly? HOW!?

"Don't tease the girl when you have your eyes on a certain dragonslayer yourself, Lucy." Lisanna nudged the girl teasingly. Lucy's face erupted into flames, her jaw dropping.

"P-Psh! As if I'd fall for Natsu! No thanks, I won't get in your way 'childhood friend'." Lucy tossed back. Suddenly all three girls were smiling that same creepy smile as Mira, making Lucy uncomfortable.

"W-what?" Lucy blinked, wondering why they began to giggle. Lisanna wiped a tear from her eye, draping her arm across Lucy's shoulders.

"Oh dear, sweet, innocent Lucy. I never said which dragonslayer." Lisanna pointed out. Lucy felt hot once more, looking away nervously. Lisanna patted her on the back, a grin on her face as she leaned back.

"Don't worry though, I don't love your dragon boy, though it wouldn't matter anyways." Lisanna shrugged her shoulders. Lucy turned to Lisanna, a confused quirk coming to her face.

"Isn't it obvious?" Lisanna asked innocently, gaping when Lucy shook her head slowly.

"He liiikes you." A tongue roll interjected. The girls whipped their heads to see a blue cat giggling behind his paw, making them all shake their heads.

"What? Natsu liking me? Puh-lease! Never in a million years would I ever love him like that!" Lucy tried to deny it, but knew it was futile with this crazy bunch. She rolled her eyes while they continued to talk about their 'crushes'.

"Levy-chan! Mira-chan! Lisanna-chan! Love rival!" A voice called out breathlessly. A tic mark appeared over Lucy's eyebrow, knowing immediately when she heard 'love rival' that it was none other than Juvia running towards them.

"Juvia-chan!" They all called and greeted kindly, smiling to her. She put her hands on her knees, catching her breath. She held up something in her hands, catching their eyes.

"The newest issue of Sorcerer Weekly?" They all rose their eyebrows, wondering what the big deal was. Juvia plopped down on her own stool, flipping through it roughly. She found the page she was looking for, pushing it in the middle so everyone could see.

Fairy Tail's hottest boy's!

All the girls stared, jaw slackened at the image in front of them. They couldn't believe this. It was obviously done by a girl reporter no doubt, but still. When had this happened?

"Keep reading!" Juvia urged, throwing it in Mira's face. Mira was having a happy fest, loving the looks on the girls faces. She vowed to herself, by the end of the day, there would be at least two new couples.

"We all know that Fairy Tail is home to not only the strongest, but the hottest mages in Fiore! In this article Tia Bellano has dug deeper than any reporter ever, finding out the rankings of the males!"

Mira smirked when some of them looked away, blushing. Especially her little sister, Lisanna. Mira smiled softly when Lisanna looked at a certain dragonslayer, making her bite her tongue to contain her giggle.

"In rank 6 of hottest guys is: Gajeel Refox!" Mira read out.

"GAJEEL?!" Levy shouted, gaining the attention of the metal eating slayer. He rose an eyebrow at her, making her blush and look away nervously. Mira flicked her wrist as if to say don't mind her, which to everyone went back to their own business, the girls coming closer together.

"Who's next? Who's next?"

"Wait! There's an article!" Mira announced.

"Oh god no!" Levy moaned, burying her face farther into her hands.

"He might seem like the mysterious type, but under all that black and cold demeanor he is really and truly a..big softie!" Mira began to laugh to herself along with Lucy. Mira quieted her down to continue her reading, trying to keep herself composed.

"But too late girls! This big hottie is already taken! Sad, I know, but it seems opposites do indeed attract, being as Gajeel is currently warming up to Fairy Tail's own little fairy Levy McGarden!" Mira nearly fell over from laughter, her face turning red. Others laughed along, teasing Levy.

"Just read the list!" Levy moaned, her face burning.

Mira inhaled a breath only to fall over, her sides aching. Lucy took in charge of reading, her giggles smothered now.

"What is all this noise for?" An authoritative voice boomed. The girls turned to see Erza, making them giggle. They pushed Erza into a seat so Lucy could began, her lips trembling with contained laughs.

"In 5th is none other than Mystogan!" Lucy announced. Erza's interest peaked to it's highest, wondering what they were talking about.

"Not much is known of the mysterious Mystogan, but one thing's for sure; under all the wrappings he is damn fine! That's right ladies! Strong, dark, and beautiful all wrapped up into one body! Hurry up before he's taken!" Lucy felt her stomach begin to hurt, rubbing it carefully. The other girls were either red faced laughing and clutching onto something-or like Lisanna-full out rolling on the floor. Lucy looked to see Erza's face the same scarlet as her face, making Lucy point a shaky finger to her, her laughter resounding.

"What's with them?" Gray wondered, stopping in the middle of the fight. Natsu knocked him in the chest, pushing him back.

"They're girls." Natsu deadpanned, grinning to himself, cracking his knuckles.

"Okay okay! Me next!" Lisanna shot up, snatching the magazine from Lucy's fingers. Lucy continued to roll on the floor, picking her head up to listen on.

"Next up: Freed Justine!" Everyone turned to see Mira now red faced. They felt the satisfaction of revenge, happy to see the matchmaker feel the same as they did.

"Freed Justine; basically a ladies man. Though from what I've heard he's shy around women. But no matter! His lovely hair and strong abilities make him even more desirable a true ladies man! He might be shy, but as they say, the demon can always tame the beast; of course we know who that demon is." Lisanna read the article aloud, taking pleasure in her sister's stuttering. Mira felthot. Really hot. She had never felt this way before, unless of course she were around Freed himself. This feeling was very new to her.

"Bwhahaha! Revenge is sweet!" Erza was even laughing, slamming her fist onto the table and putting a crack in it. Erza then took the magazine from Lisanna, scanning it over before her eyes darted to Lisanna with a funny smile on her face.

"And of course, how could I ever forget the unforgettable Laxus Dreyar!" Lisanna's own face popped, regretting her small lived revenge. All the girls giggled behind their hands "fufu" they all murmured.

"Laxus Dreyar, that's right! The infamous man who tried to overrun Fairy Tail is now back! But rest assure, as cold and cruel as ever! Though he seems slightly less evil. No worries lady, he is a mean guy but of course that makes him even more attractive, ne?"

Lisanna's face boiled. And not in embarrassment, but in anger. How could this Tia lady say such harsh things about Laxus? Doesn't she know he's changed?

"Laxus is not like that! He's nice and friendly and not mean at all!" Lisanna yelled out in protest like it would do anything. She realized what she had just done, regretting it when all the girls 'awd' at her crush.

"Coming to a close in our countdown is Gray Fullbuster, the ice make mage. With a sad past and even sadder present. Will he ever have his own happy ending? You could make that come true! He's not as cold as his magic, actually very warm to a certain celestial mage, eh? But no worries, he obviously doesn't like her! Free for all!" Juvia sat in the corner while Levy read, muttering over and over about having too many love rivals now. Lucy sweatdropped, trying to comfort the water woman.

"And last but not least is Natsu Dragneel; Salamander of Fairy Tail!" Lucy instantly whirled around, knowing her day would be ruined.

"This hottie isn't just hot: he's hot! Literally! The destructive fire mage of Fairy Tail will always be burned into our hearts. But don't be deceived by his pink hair, he's a strong one! Born and raised by a dragon, he will certainly be a wild one. But does it really matter when you get to say that you're dating the all mighty and handsome dragonslayer?"

"Over my dead body!" Lucy yelled out, slamming her fist onto the table. All the girls turned to her with giggles, making her sit down quickly. She nervously looked away, laughing awkwardly.

"I mean how else will I pay my rent...?" She covered up, clearing her throat. They rolled their eyes, not buying it one bit. Lucy relaxed when they took their gazes off of her, confessing left and right.

"This is bad!"

"No one's taking Gray-sama from me!"

"Girls will be swarming left to right for our guys!"

"I won't stand for it!" Lisanna protested, Lucy agreeing fervently even though she was blushing cutely. All the girls suddenly agreed, standing up and dispersing. They barely turned from their seats when suddenly all the men in question stood in front of them, smirks and snickers coming off of them.

Dread and embarrassment filled the girls, coming to the same conclusion:

The boy's had heard everything.

All of it.

They all exploded into red tomatoes, trying to find a way to escape. Lisanna made a run for it first, quickly being scooped into the arms of Laxus. She squealed in protest, making him grin.

A few others tried, failing in the process. The only one able to get away was Erza, hitting Jellal on the head, though she wasn't far before he captured her in his arms.

Lucy looked straight ahead, eye to eye with none other than Natsu himself. He grinned, somewhat cockily at her as if asking for a challenge.

"You coming Lucy?" He asked humorously. Lucy narrowed her eyebrows, charging forward. He opened his arms only to be met, being kicked there while she ran past successfully.

In last attempt he reached his arm out, catching her foot. She fell to the ground next to him, making him grin happily. He towered over her, the scowl on her face slowly deteriorating.

"So am I hot, or am I hot?" Natsu teased her, loving the way her face turned his favorite color. She looked over her shoulder, pouting cutely and grumbling to herself stubbornly. He let out a low chuckle, shaking his head.

"You're such a weirdo."

I honestly didn't want to make Natsu the hottest, but I didn't realize what number I was on I wanted to make it like..Laxus or Freed gomen. It's just that...everyone always makes it Natsu-

enough with the complaining

Edit 4/2/13:

So this is chapter one, I didn't finish this even tho it looks like it cx I'll basically put all the one shots/ story chapters I can't seem to post. If you want me continue review or if you wanna write your own version review.(like better ones than this, cause this just fails XD)

I'll be updating this a lot probably, lolo.

Please Review, Thank You~!