Pam and Jim are forced to quarantine for exposure to Tuberculosis. They find interesting ways to cope. AU set in mid-Season 2. Complete story posted at once (7 chapters). Rated T/ M for adult language, sexual content.

Ted Wheeler's life is built on a solid foundation of routine. Until he meets his son's new girlfriend, and learns what she can do. His perception of the world turns upside down. Mike and El recruit Hopper to smooth things over.

What if Tara had run into Spike first enroute to Willow's dorm during "Hush"? A little fic about two outsiders finding friendship. Can be considered a prequel to my "Midwest Monster" story. (This is the introductory fic for a series of Spike and Tara friendship fics I am doing.)

Jane gives Rigsby a hand - Jane/Lisbon if you squint. Just a little one shot from Rigsby's POV. Inspired by the time Rigsby referred to Jane as their "drunken uncle." Light inner monologue with a touch of bittersweet angst. I've added a sequel chapter that is set in the post S7 finale future - from young Annie Lisbon's point of view (Stan's daughter) - pretty fluffy stuff.

Not every Operating System has a manual. Neither does life. An AU in five chapters.

Penny has a few things to get off her chest during the holidays. A birthday story for Darkly Dreaming.

Jane knows there are things he is not going to be good at when it comes to being in a relationship. But he wants to be in a relationship (he wants to make her happy), so he comes up with a solution. Spoilers for 7.01. Fluff.

Sheldon, Penny, a couple of towels and the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.

All bets are off when Penny is bored and tries to distract Sheldon from his whiteboard.

"Scratch & Sniff: Gotcha!"

Story for Risknight: Sheldon and Penny happen upon a video store closing down, when Ramona Nowitzki busts through the doors and send the two fluttering away from her attention until they find themselves locked into the porn section. M for language

Fluffy Shenny smut. Because sometimes I just want them to get together... so there. May be slightly OOC. Read at your own risk, and don't flame.

a new case for jane proves almost too interesting.

Jane hated Texas. Still, it wasn't all bad. At least Lisbon was with him. Of course, they were about to enter a recently evacuated office building to look for a terrorist in the middle of a hurricane, so he supposed things weren't exactly ideal.

Penny's drug-addled candor knows no bounds. Sheldon-centric kinda lemon.

Post Red John's Footsteps. Red John doesn't take too kindly to the death of Sheriff Hardy.

The shoes were a sign, and Lisbon had been waiting for a sign.

Five times Jane and Lisbon are forced to share a motel room.

"Oh, please please please," he hurls them towards the date where nothing happened, and prays.

"You let these beautiful, mysterious women suck you in and play you, thinking you're playing them. It's your greatest weakness, and Red John knows it. So do I. Everyone does but you." Follow-up to There Will Be Blood, 5x16. Lisbon tries to enlighten Jane, but things don't go as she planned.

Van Pelt loses her orgasm. Jane helps her find it.

The lack of sound in the room is something that could be described as silence from an external point of view, but their minds and hearts, although that would be denied by either one of them are racing. sequel to "the Irene Adler Files"

The Doctor and Rose share a bed for the first time. Set sometime between "Dalek" and "Parting of the Ways".

Pre-series fic. When Jane first joined the Serious Crimes Unit, he was a different man. This story traces how the team, and especially Lisbon, help him to rise above the tragedy of his recent past. Angst/Humor/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content and some language.

"She thinks about tides and rocks and starlight, about the alluvium of her life." -DSR-

Another hearing where Lisbon has to justify her actions- but the DA follows his personal vendetta, and Lisbon finds herself confessing things she intended to keep buried... Rated M! A litte PWP. Dedicated to Country2776!

It's his last chance to kiss Kate Beckett.

Written for the Kink Meme on LJ.

When an act of romantic charity misfires, Penny, Sheldon, and their friends have to deal with the fallout. A comedy of jealousy and need. Part 2 of the Collision series.

Like Wonder Woman, Superman, She-Ra and all those characters her geeky friends cherished, Penny knew in one single, glorious moment what she had to do. Season 2, S/P . Part 1 of the Collision series.

He can tell the things she's done and the places she's been from the marks on her skin, but there are some things that she had rather not shared with him.

Everyone has them, those turning points where life can go one way or another. Penny couldn't consciously identify hers, but if she could, she'd have been surprised at the events that led her exactly where she was supposed to be. Sheldon/Penny

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

Kimball Cho is a very serious-minded person. Summer Edgecombe is not.

Cho and Summer figure one another out, for better or for worse. Rated T/M for the possibility in later chapters. Post 4x08.

Missing scene from end of Fugue in Red. Lisbon helps Jane with the return of his memories. This is not overtly romantic, as the show has always played down that aspect, but the undercurrents are there.

Cho has four conversations about Summer, and five conversations with her. Takes place sometime after "Fugue in Red."

It's time for Shereen's Annual Halloween Costume party. Rose is determined to go - and soon just as determined to leave. AU 9/Rose with a touch of Jack & a smidgeon of Shereen. M for chapts 4 & 5.

What would you do if you met the other you? In which there is a free ticket to space and a fine line between what is and what should have been.

They were out having lives, sort of, while she sat staring at a blank television set. Which one of Sheldon's crazy string universes had she fallen into? S/P Rated for sexy Sheldon

One wild night can lead to so much more. Lisbon/Jane

Behind a secret door, there is a being of whimsy and mystique. Open that door and anything can happen, anything at all. A storehouse of wonder and mad ideas, take a peek inside, if you dare. No two adventures are the same and it's still not mine.

He should have known from her eyes, from the moment when they finally escaped from that planet and returned to the TARDIS, that the downtime between adventures would go a little differently this go-around.

Grace is in love with Rigsby. She doesn't want to admit it. Jane gets bored. What happens? Well...

One-Shot. Early Series One. The Doctor and Rose spend a day at a fun fair. Midway games, not-walruses & UST abound.

I wrote this for a Write It Don't Say It Challenge. Sheldon and Penny have to use an alternate form of communication when someone comes after Sheldon's latest work. One shot.

Short scenes, in no particular order, with no plot connection or timeline, of the wonderfully weird, yet fascinating relationship between Sheldon and Penny. My first smut is in chapter 4, so beware.

Hatter's a man with a foothold in two worlds. But there's only one Alice.

Sheldon is curious about human mating rituals.

Penny/Sheldon - Penny tries to utilize the scientific method to try to seduce Sheldon for a bet. In the end, they both learn a lot about each other and themselves and the outcome is surprising for all.

It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.

Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.

Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...

Rose takes a tumble and the Doctor falls with her. Together, they fall farther.

When Leonard asks Penny the question that all girls wait to be asked, Sheldon is less than prepared for his reaction to her response, and that scares him more than anything's ever scared him before.

Written with permission from Medusa20, author of The Black Suit Stimulation, read that first, I HIGHLY recommend it!

It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.

Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...

Sheldon is Penny's responsible friend while she recovers from anesthia, with interesting results! Just a fluffy lil oneshot..

Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.

It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.

Rose drags a bewildered Doctor back to the TARDIS, cutting their day at an alien market short. The Doctor doesn't know what she's up to, but he's a smart guy. He'll figure it out, sooner or later.

It took her awhile to realize how much those small moments of her life actually meant. And that, if she allowed them, they would start to comprise a lifetime of happiness. Sheldon/Penny

"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anyway

Rose has just held her Dad's hand as he died. The Doctor comforts her. Very Mature.

The collapse of a house of cards. Jane, Lisbon, and the truth that comes between them. Post S2 finale.

"You know me so well," she replies sarcastically, nearly choking on the coffee when he leans closer to her, impish grin in place. "Now I know you even better." After an unexpected turn of events, Jane and Lisbon come to an understanding. Post 2.15.

With Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon, the possibilities really are endless! A collection of one-shots, ranging from the sweet, to the hot, to the just plain insane

When Alice is found, she is also lost. From hospital to home, she struggles to say farewell to the people that haunt her dreams.

Every woman has her secrets. Or, five things Jane doesn't know about Lisbon. Yet.

After many long hours of conversation, they both decided he would just come live in her world. Now all that's left to do is pack up the things worth keeping.

This story kind of got away from me so I decided to change the title. Lisbon explores new ways of keeping Patrick Jane in line.

Sometimes we don't know we are capable of something until we do it. Lisbon didn't think she would ever change her mind, until she did. Rated T for swearing and violence, spoilers for 2x08. Jane/Lisbon. - COMPLETE.

"You're scaring me," she whispered...He smiled sadly, "I can be gentle," he whispered, "I can take away this fear. Just let me love you. Let me worship you like you deserve." Spuffy, part of the Buffy Shuffle Series.

Pause. Rewind. Fast-forward. As Sheldon struggles to understand when things began to shift with Penny, he discovers his normal approach is useless here. Sheldon/Penny, oneshot

Sheldon will go to any length to maintain his social paradigm, including playing matchmaker, and, if necessary, much worse. S/P and P/L, mid season 3.

Jane & Lisbon get locked in a wine cellar and things heat up after they have a bit too much to drink well the alternative is dying of thirst or hypothermia so who could blame them . Not much of a plot, pointless fluff really but I enjoyed writing it.

She never says 'I told you so.' It's always next time. -- Lisbon, Jane, and the progression of a non relationship.

Patrick Jane’s mind is powerful. He can trick pretty much everyone, can’t he? But unfortunately for him, not even his self-assured persona is immune to the sneakiness of his own mind; especially when it comes to Lisbon. -Oneshot.

It's one of those days, one of those adventures, and the Doctor knows it when he and Rose are arrested for what they're wearing. Where they are and where he thought they'd be are two different places and today's reaction is dangerous amusement.

Sheldon gets stuck again and the solution leads to some surprising events. Penny x Sheldon

Collection of one shots and short stories prompted by a kink or a word. Rated for sexual content. Collaboration with Mr.PatrickLee. Chp1: Comfort.

It's one of those sweet moments where Sheldon is being playful without his usual condescension. Five moments where Sheldon told Penny something, and the one time she told him.

Every one has a different definition of "insanity", and truly crazy things can happen when those ideas collide with the Doctor's party.

An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...

In the aftermath of the latest piece of the Time War, the tenth Doctor finds a moment to attend his own personal mad tea party... or is it his own wake? Regardless: the Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Doctors, set during the last part of the End Of Time.

Afterwards, there are no harsh words. No forced anger, or departures that break hearts.

Set after 'The Long Game', the duo is forced to rethink their relationship, thanks to a massage and a very scary giraffe.

Sheldon does the dishes, Penny observes, and several comments are made that make a lot of sense, but only to Penny.

What would happen if two of the most observant people were to cross paths? The Mentalist/House crossover. Now 100% complete and re-posted due to author error !

Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?

When Sheldon finds the piano, he doesn’t look like he believes what he’s looking at. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for the fic/art swap

Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.

A woman is found strangled and the only person with any clue to who killed her can't remember who he is. But that's not all; Lisbon somehow lost ten hours of memory herself the night before and woke up somewhere she did and didn't want to be...

Just a little holiday fun around the CBI offices. Jane/Lisbon, but the rest of the team also makes an appearance

PWP. The Doctor and Rose get cozy after another crazy adventure in the TARDIS. Formerly 'What Is'

Hatter has a particular fixation he just can't seem to ignore. Alice x Hatter. Rated M just to be safe.

Do what you want with me. I'm at your mercy. I'm putting my full trust in you. While in the bedroom, Teresa and Patrick experiment and Teresa realizes just how she feels about him. Mentions of light bondage and Jisbon lovemaking. Mind the rating, folks.

Spoilers: 2x03 Red Badge. She told Jane to wait downstairs but his mind wandered to interesting places which led him into her bedroom after waiting for over ten minutes. What happens when he sees she's been crying?

Sheldon watches as Penny and Leonard self-destruct...

This will be a collection of one-shots, centering on the characters Patrick Jane and Theresa Lisbon. No particular order, but will always involve a smile...

Lisbon reflects on Jane's most common facial expression. Written for the jello-forever September challenge Prompt Smile .

Patrick Jane and the CBI investigate the death of Robin Wood and bump into Buffy Summers and her friends. Jane has to confront the fact that the occult really does exist, and the two need to work together to catch the killers.

The Doctor locks horns with the TARDIS. Honestly, he should have known better…

Penny wakes up on her couch and finds Stuart gone. What will she do? Written for the Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday challenge at Paradox.

“The kiss was fine. There was only one problem.” “And what was that?” “That wasn't the person I wanted to be kissing.” “And just who might 'that person' be?”

A zombie apocalypse sweeps the nation, and Penny and the guys wait it out in their apartment. Through the stress, the anger, and the chaos, feelings and emotions are realized. Sheldon/Penny

The very dramatic, no-holds-barred laser tag battle for the living room, by a bunch of people who watch too much Firefly. Sheldon, Penny, Howard, group. Spoof and a slight crossover.

Penny's attempt to sneak some milk out of the boys' fridge during a power outage is thwarted by a watchful Sheldon... but Penny has a few tricks of her own. One-shot.

I don't know why I thought playing chicken with Patrick Jane was going to end in my favor. - Jisbon/Jello/whatever it's called, oneshot, Lisbon POV.

Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?

Things are different aboard Serenity, too many secrets remain unspoken, and neither Mal nor Inara can sleep. Post-BDM. Mal/Inara oneshot.

Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?

In the wake of the unthinkable, the implausible becomes inevitable for a grieving Sheldon and Penny.

Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.

He could be awkward, and he could be a prick, but she never expected to one day find this side to him. S/P fluffy love love Enjoy!

Once the boys left Pasadena for the North Pole, the biggest heat wave in a decade hit the west coast. And then Penny's air conditioner died. And then she flashed Howard from 3,300 miles away. P/S. D

*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.

A heat wave. Daydreaming Lisbon. Shirtless Jane. Speedos. Two people in one changing cubicle. Enough said. - Rated M for sexual situations. Part 2/2 is up!

How does someone's past impact their future? Sheldon/Penny

Forget Sam Spade. Forget Philip Marlowe. Patrick Jane is intrigued. And jealous, though he would deny it. Either way, PI Jane won't rest until the strange case of Teresa Lisbon's mysterious phone call and possible boyfriend is solved. Oh well, just read.

One small moment. One giant leap. Sheldon/Penny.

Six times Rose kissed the Doctor and didn’t know it, and one time she did. Oneshot. Edited coz I forgot a bit.

Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.

Cinderella meets Groundhog Day meets Dr. Gregory House. Pam will never be the same. Set during S3's Ben Franklin.

During the year that never was, Martha gets some help from an old hand at apocalypses.

Pam always knows where Jim is. Always. Spoilers up to The Return.

Jim. Pam. Phyllis' Wedding. A flight of fancy based on a recent promo for the show. Read it now before the episode airs and proves me wrong!

Pam's becoming an artist, and the best ones put a piece of themselves in their work.

Chapter Three added. Rating changed because of addition of SMUTit finally happened kids. Nine and Rose have teh sex. Inspired by Kristin Hoffmann's song Rescue Me. I wanted to write about the non running from imminent peril ways the Doctor and Rose rescue

Her mother had taught her three things. A reflection on Rose’s life with the Doctor and what happened next. Slight Ten[Rose], mostly Nine[Rose]. Rated for minor explicit scenes. [Complete]

This is my take on what should have happened in the episode 'The Doctor Dances', when Rose and Doctor were alone in that basement waiting for Captain Jack. Ninth Doctor and Rose interaction.

In which Buffy's suspicions of Spike lead her to see more than she baragins for... Early BtVS S5 Spike and Buffy

One shot. Pam and Jim and the month of June. Reviews are greatly appreciated.

Dawn's ill, and Tara searches for Spike to ask for his help.

9thDoctorRose As the Doctor teaches her some important survival skills Rose wonders how oblivious he actually is...

He's thoroughly tired of regenerating. But it's happened anyway, and this time there's no one around to help him get through it. 9th Doctor no spoilers except for the state of the console room. Edit: just cleaned the format up a bit.

Ninth Doctor. Sequel to 'Habit'. Rose and The Doctor need to talk. They're doing everything but. Spoilers up to and including 'The Doctor Dances'.

Ninth Doctor. The Doctor and Rose have a habit they need to kick. Each other. Set after 'The Doctor Dances'.

The Doctor's getting distracted... Ninth Doctor & Rose

Canon-friendly S6 interlude. It's Valentine's Night, and Tara and Spike are both lovelorn and lonely. When they collide trying to find gifts for their screwed-up significant others, they decide to celebrate the holiday together. COMPLETE.

With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.

A life of of dependable boredom; or a death by gold that isn't death at all. Elizabeth, and Jack, make the obvious choice. UPDATED 1206

Post-Chosen Spike Fic: 'No name, no money, no cigarettes and no idea what he's doing lying face down in the middle of a desert' NOW COMPLETE!

Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A little offtime has the Scoobies watching a classic vampire flick in Xander's basement. The subject of hypnosis comes up: Can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be... convinced.

following 'smashed'. a rather hushed little fic. daylight sometimes makes us see things more clearly. B/S, of course.