This is the best thing I've read on this entire website

ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!

The poor alien is going to die.
The Doctor clearly has the advantage.

Did you seriously bring Monty Python and the Holy Grail? That is so awesome! You just made my day! Lovely fan fiction. Its a shame it's so short but what can you do, right? You just became my second ever favorite author. Thank you.

*having a meltdown* Gaaaaah!

So, you didn't so much pick *a* Sherlock Holmes, as you picked all of them. Excellent.

This made me laugh. Welld one.

Yes! I love it! Hilarious, and I love how all the companions are just loving it too.

I had no idea I wanted this so bad. Good job.

Four went in, only one will come out.

The Doctor never said that the Time Lords ruled time. Having him make a claim he never made does not prove does not his arrogance. Plus Planet Cuba is just repeating the Barcalona joke.

Oh goodness XD it would be really intereasting if they actually met 3

That is easily the funniest crossover ever. I absolutely love it!

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Me: uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
Doctor: I think you broke her brain.
House: No duh, captain obvious.
Sherlock: Wrong, clearly she is suffering from a extreme case of fangirl overload.
Patrick: I believe Mr. Holmes here is right. Let me just hipnotize her into calming down real quick. *does his fancy hipnotizing thing on me*
Me: THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ! :D 33333 also, thank you everyone for fixing me. Although, I think you may be losing your touch Jane. I still feel more hyper then a 3 year old who's just eaten a 5 pound bag of candy. :D

OMW! That was so amazing! I was rofling the whole time! :D
Ok, fave crossover ever! Please, make another one with our 4 geniuses, I beg you! Or maybe extend this into a full-length fic! Please! You'd literally make me dance. XD

That had to be the silliest, funniest, quirkiest story I've ever read! I'd been wondering what would happen if House and the Doctor met, which is how I stumbled upon this fic. And I'm very, very glad I did!

Nice touch at the end there, too. Brilliant!