Post Party~

By Otaku no Baka

I know I'm suppose to post "Vanquish the states," but since I have writer's block on the lemon in the third chapter (the worse part too,) I am unable to finish it. But don't worry I will not procrasinate because I know all the rest of the chapters and parts already down but that one lemon ._.; I also have the sequel in my head as well but until I get over that hump, read the sequel to Blame it on the Alcohol. Started this right after BiotA, got BAD writer's block, and then suddenly regain my urge to write it and forced myself to try to do it all as soon as possible so I could finish my other work.

Warnings include random stupidity, random stupidity, my attempt at humor, my shitty grammer and spelling (god I hate using the internet as well as openoffice to fix crap,) as well as dirty minded nations, (but isn't Hetalia like borderline rated r anyway?) Pairing main is Russiamerica along with hints of god knows how many other pairings, (I lost count.) This one isn't going to have a lemon but the last part in the series, "Have my cake and eat it too!" will X3.

So enjoy this story, which I wanted to fucking finish and did all 20 damn pages of it in a day D: Oh god and I have to finish Vanquish, which is up to 15 for one chapter! *sobs*

Broke it up btw3

"Wait....what...?"

Matt or Canada, almost dropped his cordless phone after his brother Alfred called him one day. He was having a hard time comprehending what the US nation just said.

"I said I'm getting married Mattie!!!!"

Canada blinked once and prompted passed out.

When he came to, someone was fanning him and calling his name.

"Matt! Matt wake up!"

"Mmmmh....oh Alfred." He blinked; his glasses were missing and somehow he ended up on the couch. His brother gave him his spectacles and Alfred let out a a breath.

"Thank goodness! I thought you were hurt for a minute!"

"Why would I be hurt?" He must have fallen asleep yes, but why couldn't he remember when he did?

"Because you just fell out after I told you me and Russia were getting married!"

A thud was heard and Alfred smacked his forehead "Not again!"

Canada just sat in the chair in his kitchen; numb and pale. After he passed out the first time his brother came rushing over and somehow kicked the door in, breaking his whole entry way in the process. This explains how he ended up seeing Alfred looming over him on the couch.

"I'm sorry! I'll fix it I promise! I just wanted to do a heroic entrance and I thought something happen to you after I told you the big news!"

".....When....did he...." Matt tried to get his voice back.

"When did he what now?"

"When did he...propose to you?"

Alfred blushed but was all grins. "Last night! He called me and said we were 'Going out comrade,' and he took me to some nice Russian restaurant because I'm starting to eat like Vany...I mean that bastard now. It was normal until he was mumbling in Russian and then pulled out a box!"

America showed his brother his hand; on it was a bright colored ruby.

Matt just stared at the ring. "He...bought you a ring with your birthstone?"

"Yep! I was shocked too; I just stood there as he crouched down and proposed to me in front of the whole restaurant! I couldn't even say anything until we left!"

"But...But I thought that you and Russia had problems; that you could barely get alone let alone have a relationship." He recalled the whole G8 party that happened in London two months back; America and Russia were kinda close but Matt blamed it on the alcohol at the time.

"Well actually things are better now between our countries and...we have been dating for about six or seven months now...."

'Seriously?' Matt just sat there with his eyes open to impossible measures; how did the two of them even have a relationship without anyone knowing? "Does anyone...?"

"Nope! We usually go out when we don't have meetings and stuff...well except for quickies." Alfred blushed again and Matt grimaced; he did not need to know that.

"Could...you please tell me all of this from the start?"

It's hard to explain but recently, out of ass no where, Russia would randomly show up at my house. Now at first I would totally be the awesome guy that I am and try to be civil since I am nothing like that uncivil bastard, (we weren't exactly getting along because of the whole Cold war and other problems,) but he would do certain things that would make my skin crawl (among other things,) and we would get into fights, (causing more collateral damage and what not.)

But yeah he was doing this for a while; show up and if I'm not in a bad mood he would stay. Now the strange part is that he would usually do nothing; sometimes he would help me with housework and other times he would just listen to me talk, spewing out jibes so often to annoy the hell out of me.

The thing is that I started to actually expect him to come by. Besides Tony and the whale there was nothing much else to do, (ok I have the summits and the sites in my awesome country but I didn't have anyone to hang out with besides my family! Japan was going to some convention at the time and I was desperate!)

So one day Russia shows up as usual; he brought some liquor and I was like 'hell yeah' and we just stayed up watching movies and drinking vodka (he brought some other stuff too and I ended up making fruity vodka martinis. Hey I don't drink vodka like water and martinis are a manly drink!)

Hahah I remember being tipsy off my ass and that Russia was kinda out of it himself. He ended up talking about lots of stuff, such as his crazy sisters (the hell Belarus wanted to rape him!) to things about the Baltic brothers as well as the idea of staying in a warm place with sunflowers. I was kinda surprised about the stuff he was spilling out and never knew that Russia was that human after all.

Then Russia started to say some pretty deep stuff that actually made me want to cry; he was actually trying to hide his face and not show any emotion at all.

I had the urge to actually hug him so I did; he smelled like burning wood, rust and vodka. It's something that even now I don't get tired of.

Now the next thing might have been too many martinis but for some reason I wanted to actually kiss that despair from his face and that's exactly what I did.

Despite being half ass drunk with a trashed man I actually manage to get myself away from him and go hide. I hid out in my bedroom closet all night; I was kinda disappointed that Russia didn't follow me and try to 'finish' what I start, but hell I was half drunk at the time.

After the kissing incident, Russia didn't visit my house for a while. It was kinda...boring because I was still dealing with random diseases, wars, and other crap that was going on in my country (it's not my fault I blame the last boss that I had,) which meant tons of paperwork. Kiku started to come back again and we would play games like TvC on the Wii but I was still expecting the big guy to just appear and scare the shit out of me.

Russia didn't show up for about three months; when he did break into my house he just look at me and just stared. The only thing that was different was this weird look in his eyes.

I was kinda expecting it but it still felt awkward as hell. "Now you stay away from my vital regions! I'm...sorry that I kissed you ok?"

I blushed and turned my head away, I was totally not acting like a shy girl! I thought he would punch me or whatever until I felt him pat my head.

He only smiled at me and kissed me on the cheek.

Geez it just got more complicated after that. Like Russia would still randomly appear at my house, but we would do other things like actually go out. Gosh I mean we weren't dating or anything just being friends right? RIGHT?

It was one of those days though that was a major hint that me and the big guy were a bit too close to be friends anymore. He showed up at my house as always; me and him were playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl because apparently Russia wanted to try something new besides random shooting games and puzzle games.

"Вы - такой симпатичный идиот." The bastard was making a comment about me being so shocked that his country actually had more than Tetris.

"... да я люблю Вас также Вы немая задница."

Russia actually stopped and stared at me; I just rolled my eyes.

"What I can't speak Russian now; I mean come on!" Geez why did Artie and everyone think I was stupid as hell? I mean I'm fucking US awesome of A; big melting pot hello! I can speak more than English but since English was so awesome I just spoke that the most!

"Sa....say it again; бог Вы включаете меня."

I didn't understand what that one was but the fact that Russia was looking at me with that in his normally purple eyesmade me cough and turn away.

"Can...Can we please just play the game?"

Seriously I was in such denial for a while; I didn't want to admit that I would feel good when he started to spend the night and make me breakfast in the morning, not minding Tony at all. Or that I loved it when he showed up and spent any time with me. No the day that I considered this bastard a part of my life was when I walked downstairs in the morning and he was there.

"Доброе утро!" He was making pancakes with that creepy smile of his and in a pink apron that Iggy gave me as a joke.

Instead of laughing like I would have normally did or get angry and paranoid, I just sat down and ate his breakfast. I felt bubbly and happy as we talked about nothing and knew then there was no turning back and just accepted it, like that.

Yeah we still argued but now I was eating Pirozhki and Kiev as well as drinking Tarkhun. He stopped calling me a Capitalistic pig so much, (unless he was just being kinky,) and actually went out to Mcdonalds with me.

"So yeah that's how I ended up falling in love with the big guy!"

Matt blinked; he just realized that Alfred's clothing was a bit..different. His blond haired brother had on what looked like it was a mock version of Russia's large coat; the sleeves hanging cutely off of his arms like the time when all the nations got drunk and he appeared in the room with it.

Also his hairstyle was different too; it still had that cowlick but his hair was held back by a big sunflower clip.

Now Matt was used to America's antics as well as how spontaneous he was, but the whole outfit just screamed 'couple' that he felt kinda jealous.

"So...does anyone else know besides me?"

Alfred shook his head. "I was going to tell my boss and England today; I think my boss should be cool with it because of them ending all that tension between our countries but I don't know about Iggy..."

Matt nodded; he knew that England might not be happy about his former colony having a relationship with the most loathed country in the G8.

"Where is the husband now?" Canada felt weird saying that.

"Oh he's telling his sister the good news! I was suppose to met him afterward but..." Alfred paused and Matt was about to ask what was up until he shoot up like a light.

"Oh shit Vanya! Горячий проклятый это плохо!" The blond waved his arm sleeves. "Get ready Matt we gotta get the hell out of here!"

"Huh what?" Canada was pulled around as his brother rushed him to get his stuff together. It was strange hearing Alfred talk Russian but what surprised him the most was that he was calling him 'Vanya.'

"I'll tell you later come on!"

"REALLY?!"

Russian winced; his sister was screaming and jumping up and down. Ukraine gets so over excited...

"I'm so happy брат! So when is the date?"

"I don't know yet; me and подсолнечник haven't decided."

Katyusha stared at her brother before screaming again, clasping her hands.

"СИМПАТИЧНЫЙ!"

Ivan sighed; he didn't what was so odd about him getting married.

His sister ushered him inside of her house and they both sat down on the table. "I'm so happy Vanya, really I am!" She hugged him tightly. "I would love to come if I can."

"Да of course you can."

Ukraine smiled but it quickly faltered as a thought entered her head. "Does she..."

Russia shivered. "No...No...she doesn't"

Both of them were silent. "Are you ever going to tell her?"

The big man thought for a moment. "Нет." Part of him found it ironic because the reason why he started to hang out over America's house and ended up falling in love with the nation was to avoid his sister.

She sighed. "You have to tell her eventually. I know...how much she loves you but..." Ukraine didn't know what to do with Belarus. She loved her younger sister but knew how stubborn and strong willed she was, putting it mildly. She wanted her brother to be happy and if she was happy with America then he should be with America.

Russia stared at his hands. ".... Да I'll tell her..." 'After the wedding with me and Alfred are very far away.'

"Good, but let's not tell her now ok?" Ukraine looked around as if her sibling was inside the walls or trying to break down the door.

Russia blinked as his phone rang, breaking the conversation; it wasn't a tune he recognized off-hand. He pulled it out his coat pocket and frowned. 'Is this...Marukaite chikyuu?'

He sighed and answered it "Привет любовь."

There was spurting on the other line, along with his fiancee's voice; apparently he was fighting the phone over with someone. "Hey Vanya~"

Russia could still hear the panicked voice in the background and he was laughing; scaring his sister.

"Yeah me and Mattie wanted to check up on you I though...she was going to come over."

He bit his lip and shivered at what Alfred meant. "No she's....not here." 'Thank god.'

"That's good then! I guess I'm still going over to England's house then before we met up at Feliks' place right?"

"Да"

"Ok I see you when I get there; hugs and kisses!"

Russia chuckled again; "Да I love you too."

He hung up the phone and looked at his sister, who was on the verge of crying. "What's wrong? Please don't cry."

She sniffed. "I can't help it; you two are...SO CUTE!!!!" Katayusha started to bawl, her words breaking up between sniffles. "The way you talk....and the *sniff* the way you changed so much....I'm so happy brother!!!"

Ivan sighed as he tried to calm down his sister.

Translations and other stuff (geez I hate using internet translators):

For people who haven't read other Hetalia Russia fics: Нет is No and Да is yes

Вы - такой симпатичный идиот: You're such a cute idiot

да я люблю Вас также Вы немая задница: Yeah I love you too you bastard

бог Вы включаете меня: You turn me on so

TVC: Tatsunoko vs Capcom: the fighting game for the wii that's suddenly popular in the America gaming scene

Доброе утро!: Good morning!

Pirozhki: Baked or fried buns with filling. Usually gold in color and come in various kinds of fillings, (sweet such as fresh or stewed fruit or hearty such as various kinds of meats or giblets.)

Kiev: Various kinds of nuggets or items wrapped up in bread crumbs and herbs and usually fried. Most people prefer the chicken variety.

Tarkhun: Carbonated Russia soft drink flavored with tarragon or wood ruff and traditionally dyed green. Ironically this was popular in the former Soviet Union.

Ruby is the birthstone of people born in July, which makes sense in Alfred's case, who's b-day in July 4.

Горячий проклятый это плохо!: Hot damn this is bad!

Брат: Brother

подсолнечник: Sunflower

СИМПАТИЧНЫЙ: CUTE!

Привет любовь: Hello lover

Alfred changed Russia's ring toneee to his Marukaite chikyuu lol