Katie is trying to live a normal life with her family when Chiron flares a project for year rounders. Who does she get stuck with? What is her family like? Will everyone get along? Find out in the love-hate relationship "The Saga of Tratie."

A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. Chapter 86 Posted 7/20/2020.

Before she was the Freedom Fighters' Smellerbee, she was Mori, daughter of a wealthy Earth Kingdom merchant. When the Fire Nation came to town, one powerful general's interest in Mori's sister, Kohana, changed Mori's world forever.

Annabeth left letters in her highschool library six years ago to anyone who found them. Percy was that anyone. The last one told him to live for her. And so he did. Percy is now a famous musician and Annabeth's an aspiring author. What happens when these two meet for the first time by accident and realize just how much those letters impacted them? Is it fate? Or something more?

Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with anything after the original Avengers. Ch78-"Wrap It Up" Ch79-"Sweets for the Sweet." Ch80&81-"With a Little Help from My Friends" Ch82-Egg Hunters. Ch83-Pumpkin Carving. Ch84-Pumpkin Craving. Ch85-Captain America Saves the Day Ch86-All Dressed Up

After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time.

A collection of pick-up lines used by James Potter himself and Lily Evans' amazing responses.

Anna Wellington is Stark Industries' top Systems and Technical Analyst, second only to Stark himself. And then SHIELD intervened. Steve/OC

Lisanna's back and Lucy feels left out. Natsu wants Lisanna back on his team, What about Lucy?

Here it is, at long last! The disturbing tale of Lord Elrond's mental toying with the citizens of Middle-earth... how he duped all the world with the ratings bonanza reality show most people know as "the Quest to Destroy the One Ring." The scandal! The passion! The drama! Go behind the scenes with those of us who are now in the know.

Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, whose ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-

Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.

A collection of oneshots exploring different friendships, ideas, sad themes, comical scenarios, and lots and lots of pairings...but mainly Nalu. Chapter 549: Natsu doesn't let the phrase when pigs fly stop him from getting what he wants….

AU. AH. Clary is accepted into Idris Academy - a school for only the best students. While at the academy, she meets the cocky, self-absorbed Jace. She's falling for him but he doesn't seem to feel the same way. Will Clary ever break through his walls and steal the heart of the Golden Boy or will she just be another girl crushing on the hottest guy to ever walk the planet?

Love is an uphill battle, as Percy and Annabeth know all too well. It's like climbing a mountain; and when you're demigods, the mountain is higher than normal. A story about life together and the twists, turns, ups, and downs that come with it.

A Harry Potter Fanfiction where Harry survives the killing curse with only a scar, and escapes that dreadful Halloween night with both his parents. This is the story of his life with his parents by his side. *Events from the series will be included!

How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.

AU: Something DID jog the memory of our favorite prince that night...but it wasn't the windmill. What would have happened if David Nolan had remembered his REAL life instead of his fake one that fateful night in Gold's shop? What would have happened if David and Mary Margaret had awoken long before anyone else and been left to deal with the monumental task of breaking the curse?

A series of slice-of-life oneshots about the members Fairy Tail. Chapter 67 - Wendy starts at a new school and meets an interesting group of upperclassmen. Rated T for language.

An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T

Piper asks Annabeth about some old pictures of the famous Seaweed Brain in Chiron's office. Warning: BOO spoilers in the bonus chapter.

Still plagued by memories from inside the virtual reality during the events of Race, Tory has made it her mission to find Andrew Thimba. With so many pieces to this puzzle, Tory and her pack will need to be careful. They might end up uncovering something they didn't want to. Continued as Prideful Circumstances by a different person, Dance lives on 4ever.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

The caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. Episode 4x10 now posted.

The twins are back for their third year, unfortunately for them an old adversary is also back with a score to settle. Part three in a series - Part 1: Surviving The Weasley Twins, Part 2: The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai.

"While you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts," said McGonagall. Following the 1991-92 school year, the Gryffindors decide to make good on that promise.

He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.

-Modern day AU-slight crack-blatantly Hiccup/Astrid-crossover elements- High school senior, section leader, band geek and sometimes dragon hunter. His life was already difficult enough to manage, but he really didn't need THIS on top of it. -ACTUALLY UPDATED-

After the argument with Stoic and Hiccup, I make them watch the movie! Chaos ensues! I will make a sequel.

After the Fellowship escaped from Moria unscathed (except for Gandalf's death), Saruman unleashes his best weapon: Mary Sues! Unfortunately for him, he brought a "normal" fan with them! Can she help the Fellowship retain their sanity?

Runaway Lucy Heartfilia finally gets to join Fairy Tail, house and school for homeless kids. What she didn't expect was to be brought there by a pink-haired, pyrotechnic black belt with a blue cat, that she might start falling for him, or that this boy could help her solve the mystery behind the golden keys left by her mother that hold a deadly secret. High school ninja AU. Nalu.

The Vikings of Berk watch "Riders of Berk," "Defenders of Berk," and a few shorts. (UPDATE 8/31/15: Important Notice)

That moment when you go to London for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special but at the same an alignment of the worlds happen. Jane gets infected by the Aether, Malekith looks really familiar and Loki turned even sassier during his time in prison. What else? Erik Selvig goes streaking. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language SEQUEL TO TWO STEPS FORWARD

AU. "Love is easy. It's relationships that screw it up." Wendy Marvell-Dragneel didn't have time to fall in love; her brother Natsu probably thought the same way. She also didn't expect her time in the Magnolia High Music Program, a cute black-haired boy, a smug guild and a music competition to change that but life doesn't always go the way you planned. Nalu. Rowen.

A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?

The dark and gloomy shop next door hired a new employee. One that makes Lucy's knees buckle and her head spin - and almost forget about her flower duties - and the fairies. But he is here to remind her of the magic in everyday life. [Modern Day NaLu Florist/Tattoo Artist AU]

With the war against Gaea over, the seven, Nico and Thalia barely get a rest before Chiron informs them of the magical world of wizards and witches. Specifically, a boy named Harry Potter, who is entering his 5th year at Hogwarts. Percy's job for an entire year is to keep the Chosen One safe from Voldemort. But the evil wizard seems to know more about Percy than he should. AU

A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.

*The title might change* Nick Fury thinks that only five Avengers are not enough to deal with a psycopathic god and a crazy army of aliens. Who's going to be thrown in this mess now, rather forcefully might I add. Maybe the two most wanted criminals of the US, the most intelligent mind the world has ever seen and, well, an alien and his companions.

A moment, a minute, a second; Trice. Every minute, moment, second, trice is important to the Flynn-Fletcher brothers. The same is for two people in love, such as Phineas and Isabella. So, sit back and start reading the over hundred chapters dedicated to the moments in time between two people such as Phineas and Isabella.

Even demigods need their big brothers. A series of one-shots about the siblings of PJO. All stories will be sweet, some of them will probably be little brothers or twins or sisters, or what have you. T for slight language, mentions of abuse, bullying, etc.

The best parts of life are not full memories. Sometimes, they are just moments, scraps of time and pieces of your life that you never want to forget and wouldn't trade for the world. Each person has some. These are the Grimm's.

The Dark Lord is back with a new ally so Dumbledore enlists the help of the Guardians. Jack Frost is sent to Hogwarts for a year but must be the Winter Spirit at the same time. Can he keep his secret from those around him? Especially from the sneaky Slytherins. New friends are made and he faces his biggest battle yet. Who is this new ally though? Cover by EdiblePoetry :)

Having finished nursing school, Calypso is thrilled to get a job at a local hospital. But when the new intern turns out to be no other than Leo Valdez, her unofficial archenemy, things take a turn for the worse, and the two realize they're even more incompatible than they thought. SEQUEL to the Green Eyed Delinquent. Caleo.

What would happen if Astrid KNEW about Hiccup and Toothless before their romantic flight? HxA. Adopted from IdiotThinker.

Lucy runs away from the guild to begin her training to get stronger, when she runs into an old childhood friend, Acnologia. But… Why is he a Dragon? Why is SHE a Dragon? And how does her mother fit into everything?

A Series of related one-shots, 1000-10'000 words, based after the movie. With threats from Pitch, prank wars, special occasions, different spirits and a lot of discoveries about Jack and how he spent the last 300 years... (A Ninja? Really?) How are the Guardians adjusting to being a group of 5? No set pairings. Rated T for possibility of language and violence. Variety of genres.

The rivalry between Disney High and DreamWorks High was stuff of legend. The students from Disney didn't like those from DreamWorks and vice versa. Those where the rules. They won't written but the students followed them better than they followed the actual rules. But maybe someone didn't tell Jack and Elsa those rules. Disney/DreamWorks crossover high school!AU

"On this day, the seventh of July of the year 1907, Fairy Tail Code of Brotherhood is made by the men of Fairy Tail to create order within our ranks, who are commonly at odds with one another." This is the full sacred Bro Code of Fairy Tail, as seen in The Keys of Fire. Sections will be released as revealed in The Keys of Fire chapters.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

Maximum Martinez is a noblewoman and she hates it. Betrothed to the person she loathes most, Dylan Gunther-Hagen, the day of her wedding proves dismal. Until the notorious pirate Fang Ride destroys the ceremony and snatches her away. With her wanna-be husband in pursuit, Max readily joins life aboard the Black Feather Flight, with her thoughts on a certain dark-eyed captain. FAX.

The new and improved Starkit's Prophecy! Enjoy our journey through crazy-cat land as we deal with this homophobic, wacky, religious fic (starring Jesuscat) with great humor, superb commentary, and Oreos.

10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? 10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite? 10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes AKA Nico accidently texts the wrong number and finds himself talking to a cheerful college student with a sun complex. AU. Solangelo. REUPLOADED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT!

Basically the movie in a way that depicts what everyone who had read the books was thinking while watching the movie based on the book, based on the movie :) Have I confused anyone yet? Rated T mostly cause I'm just paranoid now, so yeah... Just read and you"ll understand :) where's my manners? Please read and understand :)

Hiding from knight-mistresses, snow fights and a dramatic Nealan of Queenscove.

The first book in a series following the next generation during their time at Hogwarts. Albus, Rose, James, and Scorpius find that their parents' past could be dangerous for them as well-and that there's a threat older than they know emerging that's looking for them.

Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!

They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.

The tenth! installment of my popular Fifty Things stories! Annie and Auggie, bring it on home! Rated K plus for whatever may appear. COMPLETE!

Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!

Clicking that link, Lucy had fallen in love with someone who lived 2500 miles away.

SPOILER HOH: The crew defeated Gaea. As they sail, with Leo stands at the helm with the rest below, asleep, Festus reports that the astrolabe is pointing them north. It is suppose to point to Calypso, the only girl who has ever loved him. If he doesn't go, he might lose his only chance of finding her. Part of the prophecy hasn't been completed: An oath to keep with a final breath.

The Seven Answer your questions, in a stupid yet funny sassy way.

The lighter side to the story of Arthur and Merlin. What will happen when Merlin's love of the future gets out of control? T for language.

"Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world shall fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death." The Seven have gathered. Death has been freed. The Doors of Death have been closed. And now, the Seven must work to defeat Gaea... once and for all.

We always hear from the royals, but what about everyone else? A few of the 'regular' people of the town of Storybrooke have had enough, and they're writing letters to the editor of the Mirror to air their grievances. They're angry and tired of taking it!

Leo Valdez had prepared himself for lots of things. A salmon was not one of them. - With no epilogue of it's own, I decided to write one for BoO. Obviously, spoilers. Don't read if you haven't read BoO. Major spoilers. One-shot. T because of violent appearance of salmons.

So this is going to be 50 very short chapters based off different jokes from Tumblr, Instagram, etc. Multiple pairings including: Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo, Lazel, and Frazel. Rated T for minor swearing.

Jace Lightwood is an aloof and mysterious loner. Clary Fray wants to know how he can be that way and still be such a womanizer. When mutual friends bring them together will Clary be able to solve the puzzle that is Jace Lightwood? Will Jace finally let someone in?

Lucy Heartfillia was a world-famous jewel thief. That is, until she got caught, was thrown in a helicopter, and was whisked off to the Fairy Academy for Troublemakers and Lawbreakers, where she met a lot of friends (including a certain pink-haired arsonist), executed a ton of crazy plans, and tried to avoid getting caught by a certain person she hates. NaLu, Gruvia, GaLe, etc.

A series of very fluffy one-shots about Hiccup and Astrid's relationship.

The Giants have risen once again, and now Gaea needs the blood of Olympus in order to reawaken from Tartarus. Percy must protect his friend at any cost. Reyna needs to bring peace between the Greeks and Romans. Leo has been having dreams of a strange goddess veiled in shadows, who warns of the betrayal of his friends. Everyone has something to lose. . . Who will survive in the end?

Set during OoTP. Dumbledore is worried about the war against Voldemort, and as the goddess of magic, Hecate approaches him with an offer of aid. Dumbledore accepts. This leads to the Wizarding World learning about the gods, and our favorite demigods going to Pimplypigs! Sorry, Hogwarts! (On Hiatus, Reasons On Profile)

After the war, Slytherins are looked at as criminals as a whole. When an unsuspecting muggleborn orphan gets sorted, she deals with the discrimination just like everyone else, being called a pureblood like it was a dirty word...Full summary inside. AlbusXOC ScorpiusXRose Rated T just in case.

Amber Sparkles Indigo Moonlight Jones, the perfect gorgeous powerful Mary-Sue, has started at Hogwarts. Everybody loves her - except for Megan, a Slytherin girl who is the only sane one there. But Amber can't allow that! Everybody at Hogwarts has to love her, or suffer the consequences!

Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Cho, Dumbledore, and Snape as they watch the hilarious A Very Potter Musical. Warning: OOC. Rated T for mild cursing. GWxHP DMxHG

When Lucy decides to go on her first solo mission, she encounters something odd yet mystical along the way, a Celestial Key made of gems, shimmering with whispers of forgotten magic. This is the spark to Fairy Tail's hardest mission yet as Lucy then receives a letter written in a perplexing foreign tongue mysteriously alike to Layla Heartfilia's handwriting...for her eyes only...

There comes a time when each generation must replace their parents. This is the first time it has ever happened by means other than war. Even so, it's time for our favorite demigods to replace the Olympians as gods.

In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.

Rose Nightlock is an ordinary Shadowhunter living in the New York Institute with her adopted siblings. But when her adopted brother Jace comes home with a redheaded mundane with a hidden past, and a handsome new Shadowhunter moves in, she will learn that nothing is ordinary at all. OCxOC. Sizzy, Malec, and Clace. Rated T, because, well, I'm a teen, folks.

AU. Darcy knew two things. One, her and Jane's black-haired new neighbor had a nice butt. Two, his brother was probably on steroids. Cue the prank war, spider-killing, puppy-sitting, and many other misadventures. Larcy, Thor/Jane.

'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!

Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?

takes place after Cohf. In order to make sure the next generation of Shadowhunters is sympathetic and understanding of mundanes, the council has decided that all Shadowhunters below the age of 18 will have to attend mundane school. Read as Clary, Jace, Simon, and Izzy attempt to act like mundanes in highscool.

Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.

"When the gods didn't want to risk a live demigod to do their tasks, why not throw in a dead one? We were dead anyway, but if we completed the quest, the gods promised to grant us life again." I got chosen, and I discovered all over again why death is so much easier than life. But what's life without a few hydras, gods, evil llamas, and the classic 'in love with best friend' issue?

A series of one shots focused on the Avengers! Pranks! Romance! Polite conversation! Thor's biceps! No slash, plain clean fun with a few naughty words. Please review!

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

Up in the afterlife things can get pretty boring. But not to worry because Sirius has a solution, the afterlife games (or truth or dare to everyone else)! Join Sirius, Regulus, James, Lily, Remus, Tonks, Fred and Marlene in their game!

And we're back! Enjoy this lovely edited version of fanfic's worst story 'My Immortal'. Enjoy good humour, sarcasm and our hilarious (and so not humble) commentary.

"The world was a sunnier, happier place" for the next generation. An optimistic take on Rose and Scorpius' relationship, full of romance, humor, and a little bit of mystery. Canon-freak friendly. Suggestive themes in later chapters.

Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.

[COMPLETE] College AU. Elsa always dreaded going back to school, but at least she could look forward to the friendly environment of Fantasy Academy. As she settles into another year of college as a junior, she meets the new student on campus: a handsome white-haired boy named Jack Frost. How will their relationship turn out?

How do Mary Sues become Mary Sues? Why, with the help of Sue Corps, of course! Ellie and Carter Trotter, squabbling sibling duo extraordinaire, run the Harry Potter fandom's Sue Corps shop. They soon find themselves hunted down by the Canon Protection Agency, members of a strange investigation bureau, and even characters of Harry Potter out for revenge ...

Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.

Lily Evans is NOT happy when she finds out who the new Head Boy is. But why is he acting so… mature? Amidst crazy teachers, shooting stars and snowball fights, Lily discovers that sometimes what we want least in life is exactly what we need most.

'One does not simply walk into Mordor' he said… so they didn't. PARODY featuring the great Cookies of Power, jazz-loving Nazgul, Mary-Sues, sentient motorbikes, an angry Glaswegian woman and general insanity.

When Hiccup finally wakes up from the battle with the Red Death, all he wants to do is spend some quality time with Toothless. However...with frantic Vikings, out of control dragons, and new emotions, how can he possibly find time? And also, what new obstacles are they going to have to face?

Positive it is some Malfoy plot of revenge, Ron and Hermione forbid their only daughter from seeing Scorpius. But when Hugo, Albus and the rest of the cousins come forward with memories to the contrary, can they continue their defacing claims?

The Council of Elrond is interrupted by a most unwelcome visitor and not even Gandalf and Elrond can fight off her powers. She is the deadly, the terrible, Mary Sue. Now a multi-chapter featuring the Fabulous Saruman, Orcs who shimmy, llamas, as many coconuts as you could want and the one and only Julian. And poor Sauron isn't exactly feeling himself either...

Manwë, possibly under the influence of Gandalf's pipeweed, decides to send a certain fanfiction writer some plushie Valar - but something went Now Mandos TALKS LIKE THIS, Varda is obsessed with fairy lights, Aulë's into cooking, Nienna has her own personal thunderstorm and Morgoth seems to be missing his nose. Oh, dear... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration. T for safety.

Well, it was a pretty straightforward process. Send in your letter stating your problem, receive advice back from the Marauders before next week. But what happens when the Slytherins start sending in letters?

Who knew there were so many different ways to irritate the hobbits? Including singing "heigh-ho" whenever they go past, calling them adorable all the time, and telling them they could do without second breakfast because they're too fat anyway. A collection of ficlets approximately 300-400 words apiece.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

A continuation of the Random Oliphaunt's fic, 'the fellowship are CRAZY'. When Cat and Erin are thrust into Middle-Earth, chaos and hilarity ensues. Will Erin succeed in driving everyone in Middle-Earth completely insane? Will Cat fall for a certain Rohirrim? The seemingly typical 'Girls-in-Middle-Earth' story, but with a twist.

After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.

Legends spoke of a great war that took place in a realm beyond Earthland. They told of mighty dragons fighting alongside their beloved princess to save their kingdom. And at her side were her human companions she considered family. But, what if the legends are true? Lucy has made it to Leafre and now... the time for war has come. Sequel for The Dragon Masters (TEMPORARY HIATUS)

Mary-Sue parody. Nimril Elithil Melbereth Glossiel, adopted daughter of Lord Elrond, daughter of a Maia, is absolutely perfect in every way. She meets a girl from Earth who happens to know what she is and everything goes downhill from there. PARODY.

(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.

The characters of PJO write to FanFiction and its authors. It concerns slash, lemons, pairings, OTP's, Tumblr posts, Tweets, pop culture, current affairs, and the stories in general. Just for laughs and fun, no harm intended! Rated T for language, references, and a very sexy Leo.

"When you were sorted into Slytherin your dad was so worried that you were too sweet and those Slytherins would eat you alive. You're not who we think you are, are you? You're more act than anything else." Rose is a little more devious than she lets her family see, but this very deviousness is what the Aurors need when a group of new Death Eaters forms in the school.

With Granny Relda and some of the family in London, Veronica and Henry in New York with Basil, Daphne and Red are supposed to be watched by Snow...so what happens when she cancels? Why, just root beer, burglars, sausage, and more. Chaos guaranteed. COMPLETE.

We all know from the Dragons television series that Hiccup and Astrid have an interesting, if not strong, bond with each other. But what goes on behind the scenes? A series of interconnected oneshots chronicling Hiccup and Astrid's relationship as it develops through each episode of the show. Rated T for some language and mildly suggestive themes. HICCSTRID, OF COURSE!

After Chiron gave Katie a key to watch for him since he's going on an "emergency meeting", one thing ruined her task. And it came in the form of: Travis Stoll. TRATIE! :D

The MSDA: Dedicated to the destruction of Sues, in every fandom, no matter what. Join Special Agents Eve and Andrew as they trek across Middle Earth with one purpose: To destroy a Sue. A little OCxOC

Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")

A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

The story of Katie Gardner. Camp, training, friends, family, romance, pranks, and gardening. ON HIATUS.

Expelled from their old school, troublemakers Alex and Zoe are sent away to boarding school. It'll be awful, right? Wrong… Featuring characters from LOTR, POTC, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, the Inheritance Cycle, Discworld and many others

Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!

"Yes, Percy was gone. Yes, that was very bad. But didn't anyone care that Katie was missing too?" Set during/right after TLH. Written because Katie Gardner wasn't at the winter solstice's counselor meeting, and Travis Stoll was the only one who noticed.

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

A dark force is working within Hogwarts in the form of a deluded teenage vampire. Now it's up to the most mismatched group in Hogwarts history to save it from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. This is the real story of the legendarily bad fanfiction, My Immortal. (Warning for occasional crude language, semi-sexual situations, making light of self-harm, and Enoby's presence).

Just thirty of the many, many things Emma and those around her have done in Storybrooke that were probably not the best-advised plans. Rated T for possible language later on, as well as...Captain Innuendo. 30 quick chapters - most will be humor!

With Lisanna back, Lucy is forced to go on a solo mission for the sake of her rent. However, while Lucy's on her mission she meets an unexpected friend-to-be. Now, with the help of all her friends in Fairy Tail, she'll have to overcome the greatest challenge she's ever faced. A possible relationship with Natsu AND a fight to regain her kingdom in the dragon realm? Whoa!

An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!

Its got plural wars, random oranges, black outs, hush puppy flip flops, cushions with their tassels off and the little lord jesus popping by with gangster angels. This is what happens when the marauders write a spell book.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Due to a failed prank by Horus the peace discissions between the Egyptian and Greco-Roman Pantheons needed to be speed up so the adventures of both sides got made into books which of course must be first read-over to see if they are right. The only problem is that no one expected unplanned guests falling in, literally.

A (hopefully) humurous parody of LOTR as told through the diary of Nazgul #4 and his trusty steed Binky.

Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.

The Avengers finally have some time off now that Loki's gone. So Tony gets the brilliant idea to give them all cell phones. Bit of Avengers texting for you all! Be prepared for ridiculousness. Rated T for language.

So. My new boyfriend cheated on me, I got kicked off So Random, crazy Penelope broke out of jail and still wants to kill me, and I have to live with my ex boyfriend for my protection. Oh, and apparently I still have feelings for my said ex! Fun week, huh?

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

Sequel to 'A Week In Camelot'. With Morgana dealt with, the real war can take place. Its Arthurians vs Merlinians. Camelot is divided... And everything goes! Oh, and there are the odd rogue sorcerer attacks, visits from the Catha and Dragons and Druids, and random dangerous creatures that, as always, seem to find their way into Camelot. Paranoia, Bromance, Friendship and Mild?Crack

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

It'd been two years, five months, and eighteen days since Chad Dylan Cooper has heard Sonny Monroe speak. It'd been fifteen days, twelve hours, eighteen minutes, and three seconds since Chad learned why. Multi-Fic. R&R. AU.

Partly AU. Wally is the popular jock, Jeni is the social freak. But at night, the two are Kid Flash and Jinx... they start to fall in love, both in school, and at the crime scene, but how long will it be before they realize each others identities? KFxJ

Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.

Time to see what Once and Future means...unto Albion, right? The dumping ground for drabbles, scenes, and oneshots, "Secrets" oriented. Updated on Mondays. Latest up: I touch bases with canon.

In their final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans and James Potter find themselves faced with decisions that will ultimately effect the rest of their lives. I know, another Lily/James story, but if you can't beat them, join them.

Sequel to Baker Street Irregulars. Follow the adventures of Sherlock, John and the Irregulars though their entire lives, written as a series of one-shots, two-shots and AU's. A mix of genres and ratings at a multitude of different lengths. Be prepared for laughing and for tears. Reuploaded as it wasn't working.

"Tell us a story, Mama!" And there are so many stories to tell. When Mirajane's young children ask her for a bedtime story, she can't help but to add her own little flair to the traditional fairy tales. "You know, Hansel and Gretel sound suspiciously like Uncle Nastu and Aunt Lucy." "No, they don't!" "Mama, they even have the same names." Various pairings! Complete!

I am the thing that keeps you awake at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I am...the sequel to a Mary Sue story. Quick, everybody run in terror!

A chronological and humorous look at the Marvel Cinematic Universe by a not-very-professional newspaper, from "The First Avenger" to "The Avengers". COMPLETE! BONUS CHAPTER INCLUDED!

The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.

In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.

It's not just Merlin. In fact, it's never been just Merlin. Camelot is rife with secrets and, one by one, they are all being exposed. And the Cup of Life is the ultimate McGuffin. Reconciliation story, so AU and strange. Also now a five-and-one. COMPLETE!

SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

Scriptless presents Book 2! The Two Towers!In this book you will encounter flying Bullfrogs, a Gondorian prince in denial, Gollum aka Jerry and much more! :D

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

Hey, it's CDC. Because I'm such a great guy, I'm here to share some of my superior knowledge with you about anything and everything. Well, everything except Sonny Munroe. But she falls into a different category. Multi-chap, CHANNY in every chapter!

Kel meets Neal's sister at his engagement party. Several very uncomfortable conversations follow. Kel, Jessamine, Dom, Neal, and friends. oneshot, written for Malorie's Peak prompt. Disclaimer: The characters and the world of Tortall belong to TP.

He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.

Done to death, but everyone does it at some point. Percy Jackson's disappeared, but now Jason, Piper and Leo, along with other campers read the Percy Jackson &the Heroes of Olympus series.

Ok I love these kind of stories and decided to write one of my one. Golden Trio and co, meet your teenage kids! Hahaha should be fun Don't own Harry Potter

In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.

I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Sadie, Carter, Zia, and Amos join all of the Egyptian Gods in a council meeting, when suddenly, they are interrupted by Thoth bringing in three strange books all from the Recordings of Sadie and Carter. CHAPTER 2 IS UP!

"Hey, you okay?" Annie's voice somehow floated through to his brain. "Well," he replied. "I'm not dead, as far as I can tell."

Drabbles involving Ravenclaw!Rose, Ravenclaw!Albus and Ravenclaw!Scorpius. New: Rose is trying to concentrate on Quidditch. Albus is more interested in getting an acromantula to fly.

Daphne's daydreaming in class about a certain fairy prince. But what happens when she finds out he's engaged to a 'controlling' fiance? / For The Brothers' Challenge; dedicated to Estrangelo Edessa and Sofie; Complete.

The beginning of a saga of sue parodies; the Inheritance characters find an MxOC suefic and are soon faced with horrors they never thought possible. Co-written with Evanescence2189

Fred, George and Juliet return to Hogwarts for their final year. Facing threats the wizarding world hasn't seen in years, they must learn to stand together. As the twins chase their dreams, Juliet struggles to discover where her future lies. PART 3 of 3

Juliet, best friend to Weasley twins Fred and George, enters her fifth year at Hogwarts to find herself thrown into chaos including Sirius Black, a life-changing transformation and an unsettling -and horrifying- attraction to a close friend. PART 1 of 3

A journal is passed around to the students of Hogwarts randomly, and is enchanted so each person will write down their deepest, darkest, most loathsome secrets. Only the creator can read what it says. So state your name, and divulge your utmost secrets.

A collection of unrelated short confessions. Some are romantic. Some are funny. Some are just weird. My favorites: 5: Aang 13: Ozai 14: Bumi 17: The Bullfrog 18: Long Feng 23: Jet 31: The Mechanist 38: Jun 40: Gen. Fong 53-55: On Ji/Foamy/Earth King

The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.

AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

50 days of Fred and George Weasley torture...

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.

The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.

Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this.

The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?

Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.

Every Head of House has to counsel his or her charges about their future outside of Hogwarts. Some of those conversations prove to be quite memorabe.

Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.

AU, Gar Logan is the new teacher in a small town, where he is slowly accepted into a close-knit rag-tag family that fights incredible odds to stay together. Rae/BB, Cy/Jx, St/Rb, and lots of Melvin, Timmy and Tommy! Epilogue up! The End.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

They've been just good friends for over twenty years, but a shrewd squire suspects that there might be stronger feeling between Raoul of Goldenlake and Buriam Tourakom. What was it that brought two comrades in arms together as lovers? Revived!

A collection of random, pointless anecdotes of Middle-earth.

This is a collection of little unrelated and unsequenced 'Funny Moments', each one of the gaang's fun, blonde, stupid, and just plain hilarious moments I'll be making up. Post finale. I'll be updating frequently. R&R, enjoy! --Regan. Of Phantom x Phan x3

If you know it, its coming back. Chapter by chapter. If not: Eragon faces off with all the loose ends left over from Eldest and faces a new problem: a mission from beyond the dead, issued by Lord Vrael. Can he handle all the challenges, and still Lead?

A Lioness's Heart/Lady Wolf fic. Set after "Bloodhound," "In My Eyes," and "Sunlight and Shadows," this story is set during Midwinter and we are introduced to a member of the Piper's family. Things go awry when that person is kidnapped. Plot-links to Bk.3

Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?

When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.

A year after the ending of the war the Gaang decides to take Aang on a vacation, because he is stressed with post-war duties. What will happen? Bonfires, dates, wrestling, silly Sokka moments, and much more! Canonships and Friendships!

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?

Chapter 22 is up. Anyway this is the story of Kel right after Lady Knight. P.S. There is no kidnapping, or anything like it. It's different. KD. R&R, you know you want to.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Bloodhound fanfic edition! Beka and her Dogs are chasing fake silver. Suspicions mounts as the scent points to her friends. All the while, Beka's magic is changing! Will she be the Bloodhound, and smell the rat amongst the Rats? Read Final Author's Note.

Themes of Beka & Rosto. COMPLETED.

Alex is partnered with another boy, a 16 year old who thinks his age makes him better than Alex. When the two of them are put in the field, however, how is he going to cope?

MARY SUE PARODY. Jessica Emerald LumleyPartington is a very special girl. And poor, poor Alex Rider is about to find out just how special she is. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS

Beka is back, along with all her unexpected adventures and crooked friends. And with Rosto as the Rouge, who knows what will happen. To be BR, though not without a little adventure first!

Just a fun moment, four months after DH ends, involving Harry, Ginny, and an impractical use for food. Goes on to the trio's return to Hogwarts. New adventures, and even more fun! Rating could change in later chapters.

Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.

Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE

Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...

A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!

Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP

First test, the beloved story of Kel, is retold from Neal's point of view. Be ready to laugh. Rating is for future possibilities: nothing is set in stone.

Set immediately after OotP. Harry is feeling fairly awful and rather dislikes his father after what he saw him do to Snape. But when Remus sends him a box full of his fathers old notes and journals, Harry starts to see a different side to James

Sequel to Much Ado About Shorts. How will our newlywed couple take to married life? It's sure to be interesting with a rogue Lady Knight, revolutionary clothing, snowstorms, lovestruck friends and Baby Meatheads...

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”

“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”

Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.

Seven years of the Marauders, told around Remus Lupin. Close to canon as I could make it. Remus Lupin's adventures with James, Peter, and Sirius. Third year almost finished.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

April Fools Day is approaching and MWPP have set themselves a challenge: They're going to try to pull as many pranks as they can within the space of a week. The question is, can they do it without getting sprung? Harmless Marauder mischief aplenty!

The everpresent questions: Just how did Lily and James get together in their seventh year? What caused the doubts in the Marauders friendship? Want answers? Well, I'll see if I can help, but if not you can at least enjoy the ride

The sequal to its popular predesesor. You don't need to have read the other. Funny stuff. Thomasina, formerly of Trebond, in in for more adventures while his sister is off adventuring!

James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable

Wizard of Oz insane Tortall style!Chapter 7 is up!WE FINALLY GET TO MEET THE WIZARD!

It's the funny Tortallan Sound of Music! Plus it's the promised Cinderalanna and Sleeping Magelet sequel. No crossdressers...yet. Please review!

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."

**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)

Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.

Gimli, Glorfindel and Gandalf start a war, throw a party, and search desperately for Mary Sue, but not necessarily in that order.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.