Dear Peter, You don't get many letters, do you? Actually, I don't think anyone else has sent one to just you. Anyway, please try not to let the others write on your letter. Why do you hang out with those guys, anyway? Other than Remus, they're sort of... insane. Well, I guess they're just that kind of Gryffindor. Ah, I'm getting off track. I know this is supposed to be to ask you guys for advice, but I just wanted to tell you that I think you're pretty nice, and I would love to meet up with you some time. Not as a date of course, unless you want it to be. After all, you are pretty cuteI'd put you at the top of a list of cute guys any day. Love, Lily. (PS: I have included a family-sized bag of gummy bears. Don't eat them all at once. Also, don't forget not to let the others write on your letter. I wish you would stand up to them more.)

Dear Marauders,

I did some research for you guys about well-known good Slytherins, and you'll never guess who I found that fit those specifications. Merlin himself. That's right, boys, every single witch and wizard alive swears by a Slytherin. Not looking so good for the theory of all Slytherins being evil, now is it? Feel free to look it up in the library, all the old scrolls and books about past students are in there, and those records don't lie. Madam Pince actually seemed rather insulted when I asked if they were accurate, although she seemed to understand my surprise. Guess it makes sense, though. You'd have to have a lot of tact and ambition to make as much of a difference as Merlin did.

Sincerely, Nikita Hollinger.
P.S. Enclosed is another muggle sweet for you to try, known as pop rocks. I have no idea how they make them, but they're weird and yum, so enjoy :)

Ylvis is awesome! They're from Norway, my country. Heard their new song, Trucker's Hitch? :D

WolfStar forever, just Saiyan

I think this was my favourite chapter so far lol

Dear Marauders,
Did I forget to mention how along with owning a very successful chocolate company, my family also does business in the toy industry? I wanted you to throw out those chocolates(which by the way was actually harmless white chocolate), letting your guard down with the little toy monkey holding cymbals.
Speaking of which, how long did he keep you up last night before you figured out where the noise was coming from? You know, the night before you guys had that big potions essay was due which you always leave to the last minute?
Never challenge me, hell hath no fury than that of a genius girl infuriated. You're lucky I checked my conditioner after you issued that challenge. (I'm still trying to figure out how you get in the girls' bathroom.)
Peter and Remus, anything addressed to you guys is clean. Glad to see you got the ear plugs I sent to you for this. Marianne says hi to all of you.
Of course,
Kathleen C.

Hello again! I missed you guys sooo much. I'm so sorry that I've just read your reply today and stuff, I've just been so busy with school. I got to top 9 in our whole batch. Remus I thank you for the lord of the rings suggestion and because of that I will now be more invigorated to read it(I already have the books but, sadly, it was the only series of books I have that I did not read yet). Did you read The Chronicles of Narnia already? It is amazing. Oh and Sirius my taste in guys is wayyyyy better than yours. Did you know that most of the handsome guys out there turn out to be gays? Yeah I pity you (Remus you better be more cautious now). Also Siri (may I call you that) Lord of the Rings is a popular series and also a movie not an engagement ring shop. And James no matter which ring you choose if you give it to Lily now, right when she still doesn't give you her sweet yes, the ring will probably just be thrown back at ya or something. Oh boy I'm ranting again! Peter congrats to you and Franny and James are you still seeing the giant squid? Also thanks for the advice last time Remus and Peter.
PS: Sirius do you have braces? I bet my crush has a cuter smile than you.
PPS: Don't worry Remoony I'm not a FUTURE criminal *hint hint nudge nudge*
Sincerely yours,
Sofia Xyra Audrey ( you guys know me better as Xyra)

I just read almost every chapter and honestly THIS IS AWESOME! They are so much in character! Really good work :D

OMG FANTASTIC!

X'D CRYING

Dear Marauders,

HELP ME! I was sorted into Slytherin, but since I'm muggleborn it seems half of my house hates me! My dorm mates are nice, but what do I do when the seventh years gang up on me EVERYWHERE?

Please help,
Ralph the First Year

Dear Marauders,

James did you go meet Lily in the Chars corridor or did you spend the time freaking out?
Black stop dumping girls, people are starting to think that your gay... are you gay?

love evilbrat2013

Dear Marauders,
I have two questions (Well, statements) for you.
One, in the future, Peter tells Lord Voldemort where James, Lily, and their son live, so he kills James and Lily. Their son Harry somehow survives. Enjoy that piece of knowledge.
Two, Remus, I know your secret (If you're wondering how, I connected the dots. It was pretty obvious to me that you miss Astronomy every full moon, Ravenclaws and Gryffindors have the same class). I thought you might want to know, and I haven't told anyone nor do I hold it against you (unlike Snivellius...git.)
-Sparkie, A Ravenclaw

The stories are the best! I must have more of them. :)

Dear Marauders,

I saw your response to Rueben's letter, and Sirius's reaction got me thinking ... Who do you first look to for a hug? Please answer honestly! I'm really curious.

I also wanted to say that being mistaken for a girl might actually be a good thing, as everyone knows that androgynous features are really attractive to women.

Of course, Remus couldn't do wrong in my eyes, so I might be biased. I often take comfort in the fact that I'm not alone though, you all have a very prominent fanbase. Sirius and Remus have their own fanclubs. Everyone likes James because his hopeless attempts to woo Lily amuses us all. Peter, you are really adorable, and we all know that you just need a little more bravery and confidence.

- bkaddictjk

Dear Marauders,

How would you cook a bowl of instant noodles? If you have no idea what instant noodles are, ask the friendly time traveler from before. Yes, he'll definitely show up.

Love,
Maggi